Formula 1 2021

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5 minutes ago, G650 said:

Not at all. One is a elitist aloof German and the other is a wildly insecure British twat.

Also, Toto is Austrian.

[G650 14437]

29 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Also, Toto is Austrian.

Ja, er ist Osstereicher. Aber ich meine germanisch, wenn ich sage Deutsch.

 

I think @52-80wife is Austrian. She'd probably shoot me.

Edited December 7, 2021 by G650

[wood 11764]

31 minutes ago, G650 said:

Ja, er ist Osstereicher. Aber ich meine germanisch, wenn ich sage Deutsch.

 

I think @52-80wife is Austrian. She'd probably shoot me.

I just lol'd at the google translation of this ...

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Yes, he is an ostrich man. But I mean Germanic when I say

 

[52-80 19377]

On this topic, I'd been meaning to post that despite some of my Dutch colleagues being quite decent people, Max represents that very very arrogant Dutch stereotype down to a T.  Head so far up his ass he can't see the sunlight

[Fudbelty 2810]

Also, Toto is Austrian.

Ah yes. G’day mate!

[G650 14437]

Just now, wood said:

I just lol'd at the google translation of this ...

 

Lol. Yeah, Osstereichisch is the generic Austrian. That's funny

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Just now, 52-80 said:

On this topic, I'd been meaning to post that despite some of my Dutch colleagues being quite decent people, Max represents that very very arrogant Dutch stereotype down to a T.  Head so far up his ass he can't see the sunlight

So you're saying he's like a T-Sip?!

[wood 11764]

The Canadian GP twitter account just responded quickly to me with this. Just another example of their awesomeness.

Not embedding for some reason, so I'll do it this way:

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F1GrandPrixduCanada
@F1GPCanada
Replying to @kevgalloway @GPAmericas and 2 others

f1.com is a reseller of the #F1GPCanada they have access to an inventory purchased through us at GPCanada with which they went on sale yesterday. The presale with the promoter is slated for the 16th you can register via https://t.co/786L9FkrUr

 

Edited December 7, 2021 by wood

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4 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Ah yes. G’day mate!

[tc1 15]

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Quick! Let's get his thoughts on Hamilton v. Verstappen in Saudi Arabia.

I am a diehard LH fan - I was actually very upset on Sunday/Monday because the whole damn thing was a total farce.

Anyway, wood says this is an NFL forum. I have a work friend who was one of the early adopters on this side of the atlantic. He's been following the Chiiieeeeefffffs for 15+ years. Go KC! 😁

[utee94 16080]

NFL...NCAA... whatever it takes.

 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, tc1 said:

I am a diehard LH fan - I was actually very upset on Sunday/Monday because the whole damn thing was a total farce.

Anyway, wood says this is an NFL forum. I have a work friend who was one of the early adopters on this side of the atlantic. He's been following the Chiiieeeeefffffs for 15+ years. Go KC! 😁

[Chewbacca 7829]

1 hour ago, G650 said:

Plus Toto's haughty aloof disdain for Horner absolutely infuriates Christian and is the most delicious thing ever.

Yeah, you know that drives Horner nuts.

[Goofyboy 3432]

I am a diehard LH fan - I was actually very upset on Sunday/Monday because the whole damn thing was a total farce.
Anyway, wood says this is an NFL forum. I have a work friend who was one of the early adopters on this side of the atlantic. He's been following the Chiiieeeeefffffs for 15+ years. Go KC!

College football mainly. Couple of NFL nuts here and there. Welcome.

[elfenix 34748]

8 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I think you shouldn't be able to touch a car under red flag.

people that didn't cause it may have picked up punctures or broken wings from the red flag event.  not particularly inclined to punish them for it. 

[utee94 16080]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

people that didn't cause it may have picked up punctures or broken wings from the red flag event.  not particularly inclined to punish them for it. 

Sucks, but that's part of racing.  They can come in under green or the next yellow, as they would in normal race conditions.  Red flag should mean the race is completely frozen.

Alternatively, if they feel they MUST make changes, then I'd be okay with letting them restart from the pits.

 

[Anton Chigurh 3335]

I am a diehard LH fan - I was actually very upset on Sunday/Monday because the whole damn thing was a total farce.

[wood 11764]

41 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Haha! I said 'American Football', but 220. 221. Whatever it takes (utee beat me to it). And my 18 yo is also a big Chiefs fan because so many Horns played there when he was a kid.

Edited December 7, 2021 by wood

[G650 14437]

Yeah welcome aboard @tc1

 

As mentioned it's mostly a college football forum, but I've never successfully been able to relate watching college athletics to a non American so if NFL is the easiest concept just roll with that lol

[Doc Sam Beckett 5904]

1 hour ago, tc1 said:

I am a diehard LH fan 😁

[Dutch 4577]

1 hour ago, tc1 said:

Anyway, wood says this is an NFL forum. I have a work friend who was one of the early adopters on this side of the atlantic. He's been following the Chiiieeeeefffffs for 15+ years. Go KC! 😁

And barbecue. We like barbecue around here. Oh, and tits. 

Edited December 7, 2021 by Dutch

[ChickenSandwich 9957]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Sucks, but that's part of racing.  They can come in under green or the next yellow, as they would in normal race conditions.  Red flag should mean the race is completely frozen.

Alternatively, if they feel they MUST make changes, then I'd be okay with letting them restart from the pits.

 

Lando suggested changing to rule to two pit stops and two different compounds. They can change tires during the red flag, but only to the same compound. 
 

I think freezing the field works. Any change done to the car at all means you start from the pit, or move to the back if a rolling start. 

[Goofyboy 3432]

I like the plan to start from the back OR pit lane if you work on your car or change tires under red.

Also - Lewis going slow under the restart was brilliant gamesmanship. He knew the rules. He used them to his advantage. Max sounded like a petulant child complaining about how far back Lewis was.

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21 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Also - Lewis going slow under the restart was brilliant gamesmanship. He knew the rules. He used them to his advantage. Max sounded like a petulant child complaining about how far back Lewis was.

The same Lewis who was complaining about Max doing a practice start from the pit lane coming out of the first red flag? But please, tell us more about how Max complains so much during a race. That's something Sir Lewis Hamilton never would stoop to doing.

Edited December 8, 2021 by FirstTimeCaller

[Fudbelty 2810]

Some of y’all (from both sides honestly) are worse than my damn kids. Anytime anyone has any criticism or complaint about your favorite driver the first responses are always about how the other did it first or how much more wrong the other is. “but but brother did it first”

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

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Edited December 8, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom
Dumbass

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

2 hours ago, Dutch said:

And barbecue. We like barbecue around here. Oh, and tits. 

And stories about sharts. 

[Amos Moses 795]

There’s gamesmanship and then there’s erratic, cuntish, borderline dangerous driving. Both contenders are definitely ramping up the gamesmanship. The thing is Max doesn’t need to drive like a cunt … his car is plenty fast and he has elite driving skills. Abu Dhabi should be a track that neutralizes the particular distinct advantages of each car at different sectors of the track. Hopefully they allow that to dominate the racing action and see what results.

[Bill Brasky 1622]

I kind of hope they both crash, break their legs, and never race again, but that's just me.   

[52-80 19377]

6 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Some of y’all (from both sides honestly) are worse than my damn kids. Anytime anyone has any criticism or complaint about your favorite driver the first responses are always about how the other did it first or how much more wrong the other is. “but but brother did it first”

but the other fans complained first

[Fudbelty 2810]

but the other fans complained first

Those pussies!

[kevwun 16437]

Let's be honest, there's no real point in Max driving so assholishly in the corners  when Hamilton is trying to pass him.  It's going to happen regardless because the Mercedes is so much faster now.  He's really just delaying the inevitable.  I say this as a Red Bull fan.

[XYZ 2154]

Shit, and all these years I thought this was a board dedicated mainly to Texas Longhorns football.

[Dutch 4577]

Both Horner and Wolff seem like douchebags of the highest order. Don't care for either of them, although I suppose their job requires it.  

Toto: "The title should not be decided by a collision. It should be earned on merit."

Also Toto: "Disregard that the WDC would already have been decided had both my drivers not taken out Max in consecutive races. Now excuse me while I throw my headset."

Horner: "Lewis tried to kill Max! Fifty-two Gs!"

Also Horner: "Nevermind Max reversing on Lewis' head."

[utee94 16080]

3 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Shit, and all these years I thought this was a board dedicated mainly to Texas Longhorns football.

Back when we had a football program it sure was.  'Twas glorious.

 

12 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Let's be honest, there's no real point in Max driving so assholishly in the corners  when Hamilton is trying to pass him.  It's going to happen regardless because the Mercedes is so much faster now.  He's really just delaying the inevitable.  I say this as a Red Bull fan.

So who wins the WDC if Max crashes out both himself and Lewis, and neither holds the fastest lap point? Do they settle it with a game of pétanque at the start/finish line?

[Dutch 4577]

As for Lewis and Max...

Put them each in a Haas for 52 laps; first one across the line wins the title.

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14 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Let's be honest, there's no real point in Max driving so assholishly in the corners  when Hamilton is trying to pass him.  It's going to happen regardless because the Mercedes is so much faster now.  He's really just delaying the inevitable.  I say this as a Red Bull fan.

Can't argue with that.

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1 minute ago, Dutch said:

Both Horner and Wolff seem like douchebags of the highest order. Don't care for either of them, although I suppose their job requires it.  

Toto: "The title should not be decided by a collision. It should be earned on merit."

Also Toto: "Disregard that the WDC would already have been decided had both my drivers not taken out Max in consecutive races. Now excuse me while I throw my headset."

Horner: "Lewis tried to kill Max! Fifty-two Gs!"

Also Horner: "Nevermind Max reversing on Lewis' head."

Can't argue with that either. 

[utee94 16080]

3 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Both Horner and Wolff seem like douchebags of the highest order. Don't care for either of them, although I suppose their job requires it.  

Toto: "The title should not be decided by a collision. It should be earned on merit."

Also Toto: "Disregard that the WDC would already have been decided had both my drivers not taken out Max in consecutive races. Now excuse me while I throw my headset."

Horner: "Lewis tried to kill Max! Fifty-two Gs!"

Also Horner: "Nevermind Max reversing on Lewis' head."

Uh-oh.  You're about to get a sternly worded email from Toto.

[Goofyboy 3432]

So who wins the WDC if Max crashes out both himself and Lewis, and neither holds the fastest lap point? Do they settle it with a game of pétanque at the start/finish line?

Max. He’s won more races.

[utee94 16080]

Just now, Goofyboy said:

Max. He’s won more races.

Gracias.  Well then, Max's strategy is obvious...

 

[Dutch 4577]

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Back when we had a football program it sure was.  'Twas glorious.

 

So who wins the WDC if Max crashes out both himself and Lewis, and neither holds the fastest lap point? Do they settle it with a game of pétanque at the start/finish line?

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Via Reddit:

 

 

[Tex48 852]

8 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Via Reddit:

 

 

How does the Mick and Nikita one look the most normal?

[G650 14437]

Goddamn that's nightmare fuel.

[elfenix 34748]

those are horrifying

[Guest]

Antomi Razzi is my favorite. Looks like a French vampire just got startled.

[NoName 17148]

1 hour ago, Tex48 said:

How does the Mick and Nikita one look the most normal?

i think Texas recruited Latian Strottel for the DL back in about 2017?

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8 minutes ago, NoName said:

i think Texas recruited Latian Strottel for the DL back in about 2017?

And ended up signing Dando Nordo instead.

[wood 11764]

3 hours ago, XYZ said:

Shit, and all these years I thought this was a board dedicated mainly to Texas Longhorns football.

Yeah I didn't delve into details at the time. I figured 'American Football' would give him a general idea of what the main focus is here without overwhelming his senses with all the horrific and embarrassing details of what makes the Shag the Shag the Surl the Surl.