Week 15: SF Niners @ Dallas Cowboys -- Zekeless

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

We matchup horribly with the Niners but we did get a stop the first drive.  Of course, we went 3 and out too.

No Zeke today, folks.  Unfortunately, we're paying him and he still counts vs the salary cap.  Sad face

[ButtFumble 5,158]

this fumble is for Zeke!

[TexanTraveling 42]

Fuck zeke 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

this fumble is for Zeke!

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Turnovers..... the great equalizer.  Man.  Will the judge that a fumble?

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

Cincy and sf just handing us the games early. They’re fighting for draft position while we’re out here trying to win. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

this fumble is for Zeke!

What about that one? That one's for Zeke, too, right?

... plus user name checks out.

[ButtFumble 5,158]

this fumble is also for Zeke!

[Horn80 6,075]

No Zeke because?

[Blotto 23,434]

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

No Zeke because?

he's in the shop touching up the belly tat?

[Vito Andolini 9,113]

Belldozer lol

[Vito Andolini 9,113]

Asswhuppin’ underway

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

We're not gonna fuck around and win this, are we?  

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

Houston also playing for draft position. Not sure it matters much 4th pick or 8th but it would as trade value. 

[PicsOrGTFO 3]

now things are settling back to normal

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

everyone and their mother knows his elbow wsa down, but now we have to go to a 3-5 minute review so CBS can get more commercials in

[ButtFumble 5,158]

Zeke must have entered the building!

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

This offense is much better without Zeke. So obvious now.

[ButtFumble 5,158]

Zeke escorted back out of the building!

[RPM 26,230]

Throw up the X! Touchdown Dez Bryant!

[DougO 5,239]

I hate games like this. A loss helps the Cowboys much more, but I can't actually root against them. And losing to these assholes will still suck.

 

[RPM 26,230]

Leighton Vander Glass

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

23 minutes ago, RPM said:

Leighton Vander Glass

Amazing after spending 2 top 40 picks on LB, we still need one desperately in the draft.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Same uninspired play-calling that we've been watching for years now.

[RPM 26,230]

WHOA! WTF? Where was the fucking facemask flag? He pulled his fucking helmet off for Christ sake!

[DougO 5,239]

Gosh, love the super deep pitch inside your own 25.

 

[DougO 5,239]

Whatever happens, just please, Lord, no overtime.

[dcar00 14,036]

what a fucking awful call.  Moore is a moron.

[Braff Zacklin 13,425]

I don't understand that call.

[RPM 26,230]

Schultz pushed the rusher into Amari. SCHULTZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DougO 5,239]

 

Almost worked, but I still hate the stupidass flea flicker call. wTF

[dcar00 14,036]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

I don't understand that call.

its cute boise state bullshit.  this team, much like the longhorns, can not get behind the chains. so of course call a reverse in your own territory with SF knowing you aren't going deep because Dalton sucks.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

A few series ago, did that ffucking announcer call a flare pass "like an extended sweep..."?

[RPM 26,230]

We are down to bottle cap, paperclip, rock and marble plays.

[dcar00 14,036]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Schultz pushed the rusher into Amari. SCHULTZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amari should have cut that up behind shultz.  shultz never had a chance to turn that guy inside.  you have to read the blocker.  

[DougO 5,239]

It's almost as if Kellen is trying to throw the game without making it look like they're trying to throw the game.

[runthebone 7,932]

Is McCarthy eating behind his mask?  Looks heavier than kickoff.

[RPM 26,230]

Just now, DougO said:

It's almost as if Kellen is trying to throw the game without making it look like they're trying to throw the game.

He's failing.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Dalton's used to losing. He could give a shit.

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

5 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I don't understand that call.

Which one?  Cooper end around?  It really sucks because they came with an safety blitz from that side so trying to exploit the pursuit sort of just blew up in their faces.  

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

Gonna fuck around and lose this game...

 

And while I was typing that, another turnover. Nice. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

They're going deep

[DougO 5,239]

Could lose some draft position today. Not much help from other teams.

[runthebone 7,932]

Mullen is so bad.  CJ Beathard is even worse, unbelievably.

[RPM 26,230]

Just now, runthebone said:

Is McCarthy eating behind his mask?  Looks heavier than kickoff.

It's lined with 3 layers of bacon.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

I do like this secondary.

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

Bye Zeke

[RPM 26,230]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dalton's used to losing. He could give a shit.

Red Rocket is playing for a starting job somewhere next year. He's playing moneyball.

[ButtFumble 5,158]

what a hell of a run

[InkaUtexas 25,527]

Wow what a nice run!