Week 15: SF Niners @ Dallas Cowboys -- Zekeless

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

We matchup horribly with the Niners but we did get a stop the first drive.  Of course, we went 3 and out too.

No Zeke today, folks.  Unfortunately, we're paying him and he still counts vs the salary cap.  Sad face

[ButtFumble 5246]

this fumble is for Zeke!

[TexanTraveling 42]

Fuck zeke 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

this fumble is for Zeke!

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Turnovers..... the great equalizer.  Man.  Will the judge that a fumble?

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

Cincy and sf just handing us the games early. They’re fighting for draft position while we’re out here trying to win. 

[RamjetFDO 10642]

this fumble is for Zeke!

What about that one? That one's for Zeke, too, right?

... plus user name checks out.

[ButtFumble 5246]

this fumble is also for Zeke!

[Horn80 6313]

No Zeke because?

[Blotto 23974]

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

No Zeke because?

he's in the shop touching up the belly tat?

[Vito Andolini 9431]

Belldozer lol

[Vito Andolini 9431]

Asswhuppin’ underway

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

We're not gonna fuck around and win this, are we?  

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

Houston also playing for draft position. Not sure it matters much 4th pick or 8th but it would as trade value. 

[PicsOrGTFO 3]

now things are settling back to normal

[perfectchaos007 6766]

everyone and their mother knows his elbow wsa down, but now we have to go to a 3-5 minute review so CBS can get more commercials in

[ButtFumble 5246]

Zeke must have entered the building!

[Vic Mackey 47846]

This offense is much better without Zeke. So obvious now.

[ButtFumble 5246]

Zeke escorted back out of the building!

[RPM 26560]

Throw up the X! Touchdown Dez Bryant!

[DougO 5261]

I hate games like this. A loss helps the Cowboys much more, but I can't actually root against them. And losing to these assholes will still suck.

 

[RPM 26560]

Leighton Vander Glass

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

23 minutes ago, RPM said:

Leighton Vander Glass

Amazing after spending 2 top 40 picks on LB, we still need one desperately in the draft.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Same uninspired play-calling that we've been watching for years now.

[RPM 26560]

WHOA! WTF? Where was the fucking facemask flag? He pulled his fucking helmet off for Christ sake!

[DougO 5261]

Gosh, love the super deep pitch inside your own 25.

 

[DougO 5261]

Whatever happens, just please, Lord, no overtime.

[dcar00 14902]

what a fucking awful call.  Moore is a moron.

[Braff Zacklin 13675]

I don't understand that call.

[RPM 26560]

Schultz pushed the rusher into Amari. SCHULTZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DougO 5261]

 

Almost worked, but I still hate the stupidass flea flicker call. wTF

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

I don't understand that call.

its cute boise state bullshit.  this team, much like the longhorns, can not get behind the chains. so of course call a reverse in your own territory with SF knowing you aren't going deep because Dalton sucks.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

A few series ago, did that ffucking announcer call a flare pass "like an extended sweep..."?

[RPM 26560]

We are down to bottle cap, paperclip, rock and marble plays.

[dcar00 14902]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Schultz pushed the rusher into Amari. SCHULTZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amari should have cut that up behind shultz.  shultz never had a chance to turn that guy inside.  you have to read the blocker.  

[DougO 5261]

It's almost as if Kellen is trying to throw the game without making it look like they're trying to throw the game.

[runthebone 8322]

Is McCarthy eating behind his mask?  Looks heavier than kickoff.

[RPM 26560]

Just now, DougO said:

It's almost as if Kellen is trying to throw the game without making it look like they're trying to throw the game.

He's failing.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Dalton's used to losing. He could give a shit.

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

5 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I don't understand that call.

Which one?  Cooper end around?  It really sucks because they came with an safety blitz from that side so trying to exploit the pursuit sort of just blew up in their faces.  

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Gonna fuck around and lose this game...

 

And while I was typing that, another turnover. Nice. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

They're going deep

[DougO 5261]

Could lose some draft position today. Not much help from other teams.

[runthebone 8322]

Mullen is so bad.  CJ Beathard is even worse, unbelievably.

[RPM 26560]

Just now, runthebone said:

Is McCarthy eating behind his mask?  Looks heavier than kickoff.

It's lined with 3 layers of bacon.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

I do like this secondary.

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Bye Zeke

[RPM 26560]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dalton's used to losing. He could give a shit.

Red Rocket is playing for a starting job somewhere next year. He's playing moneyball.

[ButtFumble 5246]

what a hell of a run

[InkaUtexas 26800]

Wow what a nice run!