Aggy tears playoff selection conspiracy thread

[Beau Vine 55893]

[Beau Vine 55893]

[Beau Vine 55893]

[Beau Vine 55893]

[Horn80 6361]

Delusional fucks.

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Not surprised in the slightest that these rubes don't know what FOIA is

[DFW Horn 6671]

I trust your access to TexAgs is included with your Horns 247 subscription?

[Vertigo 20502]

[Sgt Hulk 14471]

They have much larger delusions of grandeur than we ever will

[Huckleberry 34749]

Hahaha "dominant victory over Tennessee" as if that matters.

Those idiots actually thought beating a 3-6 team would make a difference just because it happened the same day as conference championship games. I mean I knew they were stupid but come on.

[Guest]

What does aggy have in common with the NCAAP?

 

They threaten bullshit lawsuits to get their way when football goes wrong.

[Beau Vine 55893]

[Beau Vine 55893]

[Chad 1728]

Mack gonna beat that ass like he always did.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Chad said:

Mack gonna beat that ass like he always did.

For 4 hours, I'll pull for Mack to kick their asses.

Orange slices and Capri Suns all around.  and UNC had better don some kickass unis.

Fuck Texas A&M.

[Neonmoon 38130]

The SEC beat each other up when they had to play each other? It’s funny what happens when you take away their scheduling advantages. 

[C-Man 27836]

[Hook1997 5532]

 Their only win vs a team with a winning record other then now 3 loss Florida was a Aub team that was 6-5 and fired their coach...   The delusion is strong with them.

[aggie08 21851]

Blaming Lawrence for getting COVID--when COVID is the only reason why we only have one loss--is some pretty awesome gymnastics.

Edited December 20, 2020 by aggie08

[Somnio 751]

Now when they lose their bowl game they can say it's cuz they didn't want to be there.

Edited December 20, 2020 by Somnio

[David Dennison 19571]

16 minutes ago, slorch said:

What does aggy have in common with the NCAAP?

 

They threaten bullshit lawsuits to get their way when football goes wrong.

Oooooh, so close.

[TreatyOak 17421]

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Oooooh, so close.

Not really. Come on, Slorch.

[89Horn 1743]

 

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

 Their only win vs a team with a winning record other then now 3 loss Florida was a Aub team that was 6-5 and fired their coach...   The delusion is strong with them.

Yep.  Losing by 28 to Bama, six shitastic wins against bad teams with losing records, win against mediocre Aub, and one upset last second win against 3-loss Florida probably were all more pivotal than Lawrence missing out on the first ND game.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

"The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has approved the creation of a $91 million influenza-vaccine manufacturing facility in a joint venture between the Texas A&M University System and GlaxoSmithKline in what Chancellor John Sharp described Tuesday as “one of the most significant developments ever in the state of Texas.”

The facility will speed up the research, development and delivery of vaccines and therapeutics in cases of pandemics or other national emergencies.

The center would also supply preventive vaccine for pandemic influenza, and, once it’s up and running, will be able to supply 50 million vaccine doses within four months of receiving a strain of the flu, with initial doses ready in 12 weeks."

https://www.statesman.com/article/20130326/NEWS/303269670

[Longboard Horn 41402]

At least he’s become aware that their program is a joke 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

Shocking, no one likes them.

[4th&Five 42027]

Lulz. Ok, Mack. 

 

[F250 29205]

No playoffs but they get to lose to this guy again.

 

[Wishbone 4958]

The fact that that “hive” of dumbfuckery with no recognizable brand outside of said hive thinks they matter could not be more on display this year. If they were ever gonna have a chance at even an asterisk season of being semi-important this was the year. 

[RMac5 1558]

Can’t decide if I want Mack to kick the living shit out of aggy or beat them with a field goal in the last seconds of the game.

[Wishbone 4958]

1 minute ago, RMac5 said:

Can’t decide if I want Mack to kick the living shit out of aggy or beat them with a field goal in the last seconds of the game.

The latter has been done. I’ll settle for the former.

[Gil Bang 26259]

5 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Can’t decide if I want Mack to kick the living shit out of aggy or beat them with a field goal in the last seconds of the game.

Do it UCLA-Rosen style.  Let them get up by 30 and then see it all slip away

[ztejas 44288]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

God this is so funny because it reads like sarcasric satire but he's being 100% genuine.

/r/nottheonion

[F250 29205]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

The fact that that “hive” of dumbfuckery with no recognizable brand outside of said hive thinks they matter could not be more on display this year. If they were ever gonna have a chance at even an asterisk season of being semi-important this was the year. 

Oh they will make this an important season in the mythical history of aggy.

Eventually there will be a story about aggy only losing 1 game to Alabama because there were not enough players due to all of the aggys busy fighting Covid while UT sat around sipping tea. Everyone involved in the vaccine will have been secretly awarded degrees so that aggy can take credit for saving the world. There will probably be a bit about Dr. Faucci suiting up in case he was needed to play on the field.

 

 

[WBT 21000]

17 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

The latter has been done. I’ll settle for the former.

The former has also been done

[nnm 38008]

In 2014, TCU went into the final week ranked 3 in the CFP rankings, beat ISU 55-3, and dropped to 5. tOSU took their place. 
 

In 2020, aggy went into the final week ranked 5 in the CFO rankings, beat UTenn 34-13, and stayed 5. Either 6-0 tOSU or 10-1 ND took their place. 
 

Pooooooooor aggy

[Wishbone 4958]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

The former has also been done

Ok fine. Either one.

[Hornin04 262]

How fucking great will it be when Daddy Mack beats their asses yet again. Big tar heels fan this holiday season.

[DFW Horn 6671]

19 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Do it UCLA-Rosen style.  Let them get up by 30 and then see it all slip away

[Somnio 751]

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Do it UCLA-Rosen style.  Let them get up by 30 and then see it all slip away

Something like 28 unanswered points in the 4th by Nawf Carolina for a come from behind victory would make me giddy.

Edited December 20, 2020 by Somnio

[Grade of D as in David 13256]

5 minutes ago, Somnio said:

Something like 28 unanswered points in the 4th by Nawf Carolina for a come from behind victory would make me giddy.

[weedforyou 125]

This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

[DFW Horn 6671]

1 minute ago, weedforyou said:

This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

fuck off, aggy

 

[Beau Vine 55893]

[Randolph Duke 4034]

4 minutes ago, weedforyou said:

This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

lol.

When this thread starts advocating criminal activity or the dumping of feedlot manure on the yard of CFP members then you can start making Texags comparisons. Until then, fuck off and enjoy the comedy.

 

[Scholz 12312]

9 minutes ago, weedforyou said:

This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

*were

Also, take the loss, pussy. 😂

[Beau Vine 55893]

My favorite thing about Texags is that whenever one of them has some new, extraordinarily stupid thought, they start a new thread for it.

[ztejas 44288]

9 minutes ago, weedforyou said:

This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

Couldn't bring himself to not capitalize aggy. Like an undercover cop trying to fit in at a nightclub but clearly standing out and looking like a total chode.

[Beau Vine 55893]