Aggy tears playoff selection conspiracy thread

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Man they like that shit..

[Beau Vine 54,326]

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

this is the best possible outcome for A&M, since their fans are universally about "woulda, coulda, shoulda"

if Notre Dame, Clemson, or Ohio State win the whole thing, they can say "WE WOULDA SMOKED THEM FAGGETS! EVERONE KNOWS IT, SEC SEC SEC"

if Alabama wins, it will be "THEY DIDN'T WANT NO PART OF A REMATCH, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT A GRATE TEAM TWICE IN ONE YEAR"

[RDCanecutter 26,458]

Well, no one will ever be able to say that Aggy couldn't have won it all in 2020 if they'd been allowed to play.

Design the championship rings.

Edited December 20, 2020 by RDCanecutter

[quigley 1,563]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I thank the creator of the poop emoji response. She or he must have envisioned this clip.

[Deej 76,864]

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Design the championship rings.

Finish engraving the trophy. 

 

[senorfussybutt 32]

So leaving aggy out of it, I fucking *hate* that teams that just lost to conference champs can get picked for the playoffs. Defeats the fucking purpose of the conference champ game.

[wood 11,231]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

LMAO at that top one. IOW: "How many of our opponents are not ranked because they beat each other up weren't able to pad their W column with cupcakes this year?"

[quigley 1,563]

Would've loved for OU to play A&M in Dallas.

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2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Hahaha "dominant victory over Tennessee" as if that matters.

Those idiots actually thought beating a 3-6 team would make a difference just because it happened the same day as conference championship games. I mean I knew they were stupid but come on.

They won on Championship Saturday!

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Now imagine how loud the incessant, angry bleating would be if they'd gone 6-0, won their conference, and didn't get in.

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

The former has also been done

77-0, tag.

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

 

 

Funny, they didn't win the conference championship in 2010 either.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

She was probably a piece of ass back in '39.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Lulz. Ok, Mack. 
 

lulz

[Beau Vine 54,326]

 

[ztejas 43,525]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Can’t decide if I want Mack to kick the living shit out of aggy or beat them with a field goal in the last seconds of the game.

why not both.

I vote for beating the everloving shit out of them.

[DFW Horn 6,133]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

Only aggy and SEC mouth-breathers actually believe that shit.

Whoop!

[Hiphopopotamos 20,876]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Responses to that tweet are delicious - but I did like this one in particular:

 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

So leaving aggy out of it, I fucking *hate* that teams that just lost to conference champs can get picked for the playoffs. Defeats the fucking purpose of the conference champ game.

fuck off billy

[GreenspointTexas 9,662]

I am going to fucking shit my pants laughing if ND beats Bama in the playoff 

[Vic Mackey 47,095]

 

[Vic Mackey 47,095]

Hey guys, getting to the playoffs is a waste but us winning a bowl game is a success! Also, if we made the playoffs and got beat by Bama by 4 scores, absolutely no doubt it is a success. Dumb ass aggy. Not one person aside from the gomers in aggyland would wonder how aggy would fare against Bama. We see that game every year and saw it this year. Blowout.

 

Edited December 21, 2020 by Vic Mackey

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47 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

So leaving aggy out of it, I fucking *hate* that teams that just lost to conference champs can get picked for the playoffs. Defeats the fucking purpose of the conference champ game.

The purpose is making money and it is always very well fulfilled....

[Vic Mackey 47,095]

[Vic Mackey 47,095]

aggy getting a dose of reality. They play in the sec but they are not even close to a program that will get the secsecsec treatment. No one cares about this gomer pyle team nationwide. Bama has made the national championship twice without even winning the division. You guys aren't Bama.

[Rockethorn1978 6,101]

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hey guys, getting to the playoffs is a waste but us winning a bowl game is a success! Also, if we made the playoffs and got beat by Bama by 4 scores, absolutely no doubt it is a success. Dumb ass aggy. Not one person aside from the gomers in aggyland would wonder how aggy would fare against Bama. We see that game every year and saw it this year. Blowout.

 

Who is this charean Williams fellow? He’s a dumb ass.

[Rockethorn1978 6,101]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

lol I forget how much I love conspiracy aggy like the sec is going to change their rules and decide to do different things because aggy didn’t make the CFP. No one cares. 

[DFW Horn 6,133]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

lol I forget how much I love conspiracy aggy like the sec is going to change their rules and decide to do different things because aggy didn’t make the CFP. No one cares. 

How aggy doesn't understand that they're still B-listers is one of life's great mysteries. UT and OU run the Big 12. Bama, FL, LSU, UGA - all are in line before aggy. They're at the kid's table with Arky, USCe, and Mizzery.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

[Scholz 11,952]

Bitter conspiracy theory aggy is best aggy. Just shoot it straight into my veins. 😂

[Big Frog II 511]

The CFP Committee says Merry Christmas Longhorn fans.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, no one will ever be able to say that Aggy couldn't have won it all in 2020 if they'd been allowed to play.

Design the championship rings.

Don’t forget the commemorative plastic tumblers

[NOOBSDUDE 591]

We didn’t lose the championship we just ran out of spots. 

[Herpa Derpa 6,126]

I see snowflake slorch is spreading his butthurt.  Why can't poor slorch live without being held responsible for his actions?

[Deej 76,864]

39 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Forgot to thank Sul Ross.

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3 hours ago, slorch said:

What does aggy have in common with the NCAAP?

 

They threaten bullshit lawsuits to get their way when football goes wrong.

For you hypersensitive idiots negging the post quoted above, maybe you ought to keep up with a little current events, with regard to Texas High School football.

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/naacp-files-uil-complaint-over-austin-lbj-jaguars-loss-to-lindale-eagles

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1 minute ago, slorch said:

For you hypersensitive idiots negging the post quoted above, maybe you ought to keep up with a little current events, with regard to Texas High School football.

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/naacp-files-uil-complaint-over-austin-lbj-jaguars-loss-to-lindale-eagles

Are those hypersensitive idiots furiously negging unrelated posts in another thread? Racist snowflake fuckface. I've got some posts you can neg on the entertainment board. I figured you'd need help finding them with the screen looking all blurry through your indignant tears (like melting, salty snowflakes).

Jackass.

[Herpa Derpa 6,126]

You said something stupid.  People reacted.  You then ran around negging multiple posts by every poster that negged you for your half-assed stupidity.  Any claim by you of hypersensitivity is pure projection.

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2 minutes ago, slorch said:

For you hypersensitive idiots negging the post quoted above, maybe you ought to keep up with a little current events, with regard to Texas High School football.

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/naacp-files-uil-complaint-over-austin-lbj-jaguars-loss-to-lindale-eagles

I didn't neg you because of the lawsuit comment, per se. I negged you because you can't even spell an ACRONYM that's in the title of the post you linked.

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LOlz.  spellcheck seriousity.  You all ghostnegged a post because of your butthurt...and then wonder why you got negged back.

 

\aggy as fuck up in here.

Edited December 21, 2020 by slorch

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4 minutes ago, slorch said:

LOlz.  spellcheck seriousity.  You all ghostnegged a post because of your butthurt...and then wonder why you got negged back.

 

\aggy as fuck up in here.

I have 270 posts. Please find them all and neg them twice. After that, go study your ABCs or KKKs.

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3 minutes ago, slorch said:

aggy as fuck up in here.

[Sgt Hulk 13,815]

I hope Mack goes in dry 

[dcar00 14,319]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Finish engraving the trophy. 

 

2020*

[dcar00 14,319]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I hope Mack goes in dry 

that is my hope.  they'd have to play the "didn't want to be there card"  trademarked by SEC 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,208]

That's adorable.