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Pato del Muerto

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Give the ags a break. By my count, they are juggling at least 4 conspiracies right now between God, club, and country. 
 

though much like the unified force theory that physicists are working to prove, many aggy believe it’s all one giant conspiracy. 

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27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Give the ags a break. By my count, they are juggling at least 4 conspiracies right now between God, club, and country. 
 

though much like the unified force theory that physicists are working to prove, many aggy believe it’s all one giant conspiracy. 

They should get an automatic break. In the year of the COVID-19 season*,  they got jacked up higher than any living aggy has ever been. And then…rollorcoaster go down the hole.

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1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

You said something stupid.  People reacted.  You then ran around negging multiple posts by every poster that negged you for your half-assed stupidity.  Any claim by you of hypersensitivity is pure projection.

He’s a real cunt when it comes to negs.  He takes it way too serious.

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57 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Give the ags a break. By my count, they are juggling at least 4 conspiracies right now between God, club, and country. 
 

though much like the unified force theory that physicists are working to prove, many aggy believe it’s all one giant conspiracy. 

I blame space force

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47 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

They should get an automatic break. In the year of the COVID-19 season*,  they got jacked up higher than any living aggy has ever been. And then…rollorcoaster go down the hole.

They aren't used to the rollercoaster going up that long before the bottom falls out. 

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Nueces River Rat

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hey guys, getting to the playoffs is a waste but us winning a bowl game is a success! Also, if we made the playoffs and got beat by Bama by 4 scores, absolutely no doubt it is a success. Dumb ass aggy. Not one person aside from the gomers in aggyland would wonder how aggy would fare against Bama. We see that game every year and saw it this year. Blowout.

 

So if Clemson and Bama lose and then Norte Dame and Ohio State make the ‘ship and the game get canceled or postponed indefinitely to COVID, does aggy try to declare themselves National Champions?  

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Im starting to think that this type of essay is part of a required course at a&m.  They all have a similar story ready to go.  
 

I mean growing up loving Norte Dame and Ole Miss, it would only make sense that you would fall in love with that shithole outside of Houston.  Especially after everyone else rejects you.  

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I hope Mack goes in dry 

A repeat of the 2011 game would be glorious. aggy pretty much controls the game but aggys it up just enough to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory. Or Rosen 28pt comeback part 2. Or Mack can go throwback and pound em by 40 like in the good ole days. Alright yeah them losing in anyway is gonna be glorious 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Give the ags a break. By my count, they are juggling at least 4 conspiracies right now between God, club, and country. 
 

though much like the unified force theory that physicists are working to prove, many aggy believe it’s all one giant conspiracy. 

Are they still working on a vaccine?

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14 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

So if Clemson and Bama lose and then Norte Dame and Ohio State make the ‘ship and the game get canceled or postponed indefinitely to COVID, does aggy try to declare themselves National Champions?  

Aggy will be undefeated in the CFP, so they'll try to plant their flag.

Best possible outcome in the Orange Bowl is for some rag-armed, athletic challenged Tar Heel QB to stumble his way downfield through traffic to set them up for a winning FG on the last play.  And then for Mack to flash a "hook 'em" trotting out to greet the Jimbino. 

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17 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

So if Clemson and Bama lose and then Norte Dame and Ohio State make the ‘ship and the game get canceled or postponed indefinitely to COVID, does aggy try to declare themselves National Champions?  

Win or lose against North Carolina, they’re gonna count this year as a championship. Like t shirts in January and everything.

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Best part is watching all the aggys who commented when we were hosed in 2008 have to eat it.  They all said we should have been leaped over because we lost to TT.  Well, they lost to Alabama and not on a dropped interception or a last second fluke TD.  They were blown out. The facts remain:  

 

The SEC was a shit show this year.  Half the teams finished .500 or worse.  Aggy beat 5 teams that had 3 wins or less.  They only beat one team that was ranked.  All their Dumpster fore bullshit was a perfect description of the best grinder that usually is the SEC.  This was their shot and they missed.

They lose 6 starters on offense.  3 are OL.  They also lose a 4 year starter at QB.  LSU will be better next year and they play in BR.  They also lose 6 on defense.  

Today has made me a smile at their misery and that their unbridled hate for Texas came back to haunt them.  

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16 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Best part is watching all the aggys who commented when we were hosed in 2008 have to eat it.  They all said we should have been leaped over because we lost to TT.  Well, they lost to Alabama and not on a dropped interception or a last second fluke TD.  They were blown out. The facts remain:  

 

The SEC was a shit show this year.  Half the teams finished .500 or worse.  Aggy beat 5 teams that had 3 wins or less.  They only beat one team that was ranked.  All their Dumpster fore bullshit was a perfect description of the best grinder that usually is the SEC.  This was their shot and they missed.

They lose 6 starters on offense.  3 are OL.  They also lose a 4 year starter at QB.  LSU will be better next year and they play in BR.  They also lose 6 on defense.  

Today has made me a smile at their misery and that their unbridled hate for Texas came back to haunt them.  

Not arguing about the committees decision, but “the SEC sucked, half it’s teams finished at .500 or below” is a really bad argument. That’s also true of:

Big 10

ACC
Pac-12 

Thats how the math is going to work out when you have conference only schedules. 

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22 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Not arguing about the committees decision, but “the SEC sucked, half it’s teams finished at .500 or below” is a really bad argument. That’s also true of:

Big 10

ACC
Pac-12 

Thats how the math is going to work out when you have conference only schedules. 

or you play only 8 conf games when you have 14 teams and 3-4 cupcakes..the SEC sucks.

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Give the ags a break. By my count, they are juggling at least 4 conspiracies right now between God, club, and country. 
 

though much like the unified force theory that physicists are working to prove, many aggy believe it’s all one giant conspiracy. 

To be fair to Aggy, you only list 3 conspiracies. 

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6 hours ago, nnm said:

In 2014, TCU went into the final week ranked 3 in the CFP rankings, beat ISU 55-3, and dropped to 5. tOSU took their place. 
 

In 2020, aggy went into the final week ranked 5 in the CFO rankings, beat UTenn 34-13, and stayed 5. Either 6-0 tOSU or 10-1 ND took their place. 
 

Pooooooooor aggy

When that happened it became crystal clear what the committee’s job actually was. Anyone who thought aggy would jump Notre dame was delusional. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Not arguing about the committees decision, but “the SEC sucked, half it’s teams finished at .500 or below” is a really bad argument. That’s also true of:

Big 10

ACC
Pac-12 

Thats how the math is going to work out when you have conference only schedules. 

The SEC always gets ”extra” because the media kisses their ass.  

ACC had 15 teams. 7 finished with winning records 2 were .500 and the rest had losing records

Big 10 14 teams. 4 had winning records. 1 was .500 and the rest were below .500. Media loves OSU, PSU and Wisconsin.  If a Big 10 team is undefeated, they will always be in the playoff

Pac-12 only played 6 games 6 had winning records.  1 was .500 and the rest had losing records

SEC had 14 teams play. 5 had winning records. 2 were .500. The rest had losing records.

Big 12 has 10 teams. 6 finished with winning records. 4 losing records.

The SEC didn't deserve 2 teams in the playoff. 

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3 hours ago, slorch said:

LOlz.  spellcheck seriousity.  You all ghostnegged a post because of your butthurt...and then wonder why you got negged back.

 

\aggy as fuck up in here.

Nothing like a fucking Tech fan calling Texas "aggy" 

Especially ironic considering that they actually have a better football tradition than you do and are a better school. Not that that's a high bar on either front. 

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1 hour ago, jinx said:

Im starting to think that this type of essay is part of a required course at a&m.  They all have a similar story ready to go.  
 

My dads an aggy.  He said one of the their final required classes was a class which focused on writing a basic thesis paper.  He said many ags did not pass the class.  I assume this is what they were taught to do in said class.    

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12 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

The SEC always gets ”extra” because the media kisses their ass.  

ACC had 15 teams. 7 finished with winning records 2 were .500 and the rest had losing records

Big 10 14 teams. 4 had winning records. 1 was .500 and the rest were below .500. Media loves OSU, PSU and Wisconsin.  If a Big 10 team is undefeated, they will always be in the playoff

Pac-12 only played 6 games 6 had winning records.  1 was .500 and the rest had losing records

SEC had 14 teams play. 5 had winning records. 2 were .500. The rest had losing records.

Big 12 has 10 teams. 6 finished with winning records. 4 losing records.

The SEC didn't deserve 2 teams in the playoff. 

Comparisons to the ACC and Big 12 are useless this season, because they had OOC games, the B1G, PAC-12, and SEC did not. Maybe that was a shitty decision, but it’s what happened. Their games are going to come out to .500. 

You’re basically saying that the SEC lost half its games against itself and therefore it sucked. I’m telling you that’s how math works. Especially— take note— if you have an undefeated team in the mix.  There aren’t ways to get more than half the rest of the teams above .500 if that happens.  

 

 

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