Bastardizations that work

[NOMAAA 1,696]

peanut butter and jelly sandwich with cheetos, puffs or cheese balls in the middle.  A+ snack.

[BabaYaga 15,294]

Kids have aged out of Mr Gatti's/Gattitown pizza b-day parties, but I'll still rock slices with a side plate of ranch dressing.  

[Hate 20,108]

Frozen M&Ms with a mouthful of milk. /no homo

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Kids have aged out of Mr Gatti's/Gattitown pizza b-day parties, but I'll still rock slices with a side plate of ranch dressing.  

That's just proper, that is. Hell, Domino's offers ranch as a side for pizza.

I only do it with cheese, though. For some reason, if there's toppings, it just doesn't seem to work for me. But that's the one thing I remember from Gatti's, is the ranch on a big slice of cheese pizza. Good times.

[BabaYaga 15,294]

None of you southern farts ever mix your cornbread with a glass of milk and eat it with a spoon?  Learned this from gramps.  

[Kennythetiger 9,381]

15 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

I prefer candy corn and cashews. 

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here. 

[DDD Dad 14,339]

That's just proper, that is. Hell, Domino's offers ranch as a side for pizza.
I only do it with cheese, though. For some reason, if there's toppings, it just doesn't seem to work for me. But that's the one thing I remember from Gatti's, is the ranch on a big slice of cheese pizza. Good times.

ZaLat serves a sriracha ranch with their pizzas that is pretty awesome.

[BabaYaga 15,294]

I know many that give you a weird look when you get/ask for a big block of cheddar & a Big Red with your BBQ plate

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I know many that give you a weird look when you get/ask for a big block of cheddar & a Big Red with your BBQ plate

That's because Big Red blows donkey dongs.

I'm intrigued by the cheddar, though. I don't think I'd have it with the actual meat, but I could see cleansing the palate between brisket bites with a slice of cheddar and some onion and jalapeño.

[BabaYaga 15,294]

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

That's because Big Red blows donkey dongs.

I'm intrigued by the cheddar, though. I don't think I'd have it with the actual meat, but I could see cleansing the palate between brisket bites with a slice of cheddar and some onion and jalapeño.

Only with BBQ - otherwise, never drink Big Red or any other sodas.  Something about the combo works.  

[NOMAAA 1,696]

get the fuck outta here with that big red negative bullshit.  big red is a gift from the good lord above.

[gsoda3 3,257]

2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Kids have aged out of Mr Gatti's/Gattitown pizza b-day parties, but I'll still rock slices with a side plate of ranch dressing.  

last gattiland trip we did was back in feb, the one in round rock.  it was so dirty.  the tables, floors, and chairs all had a slick of grease on them.  i never remembered it being so dirty. 

[BabaYaga 15,294]

Just now, gsoda3 said:

last gattiland trip we did was back in feb, the one in round rock.  it was so dirty.  the tables, floors, and chairs all had a slick of grease on them.  i never remembered it being so dirty. 

The one in Frisco is dead.  Doubt they hang on much longer.  

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Bubble gum is a stupid flavor for bubble gum. For a drink, it's even dumber.

[BHMCruiser 1,813]

2 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

peanut butter and jelly sandwich with cheetos, puffs or cheese balls in the middle.  A+ snack.

peanut butter sandwiches with ripe blackberries in the middle is the way to go

[BHMCruiser 1,813]

53 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

None of you southern farts ever mix your cornbread with a glass of milk and eat it with a spoon?  Learned this from gramps.  

butter milk or regular milk?

 

either way no get out of here with that Yankee bullshit

[BabaYaga 15,294]

1 minute ago, BHMCruiser said:

butter milk or regular milk?

 

either way no get out of here with that Yankee bullshit

Regular, with a little sugar.  Always thought it was/is a southern thing.  A homemade dessert from the leftovers. 

[BHMCruiser 1,813]

13 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Regular, with a little sugar.  Always thought it was/is a southern thing.  A homemade dessert from the leftovers. 

I've never seen that but doesn't mean it isn't real. I am pretty southern

[Zepol87 9,185]

36 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

get the fuck outta here with that big red negative bullshit.  big red is a gift from the good lord above.

My gf hates it so I make sure I keep some around. 

The cornbread and milk thing always looked so gross to me I never tried it but I also don't really like milk much

[C-Man 27,222]

Only with BBQ - otherwise, never drink Big Red or any other sodas.  Something about the combo works.  

Also pairs well with San Antonio Tex-Mex

[BabaYaga 15,294]

Did a little digging.  It's a southern thing for sure.  Least from the article I've found.  Obviously you use sweet cornbread, not the kind with cheese, onions, jalapenos, etc. 

My country ass dad still likes old school molasses on his pancakes. 

Other weird combo's - when I lived in KY I picked up and affinity for the Derby Pie.  Pecan pit with caramel, chocolate and bourbon.   

Mike and Cornbread

 

[TwiceHorn 31,457]

7 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Did a little digging.  It's a southern thing for sure.  Least from the article I've found.  Obviously you use sweet cornbread, not the kind with cheese, onions, jalapenos, etc. 

My country ass dad still likes old school molasses on his pancakes. 

Other weird combo's - when I lived in KY I picked up and affinity for the Derby Pie.  Pecan pit with caramel, chocolate and bourbon.   

Mike and Cornbread

 

Yeah, my Dad was a fiend for anything dairy, drank milk with dinner his entire life.  Mom grew up on a farm, where fresh whole milk and buttermilk were freely available and she made southern skillet cornbread pretty regularly and would buy some buttermilk from time to time as she understood the probiotic effect earlier than many.

All of which meant Dad would periodically fill up a glass with cornbread and buttermilk and chow down.

No yankees anywhere in my family.

[Jameslaw121 4,448]

51 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Did a little digging.  It's a southern thing for sure.  Least from the article I've found.  Obviously you use sweet cornbread, not the kind with cheese, onions, jalapenos, etc. 

My country ass dad still likes old school molasses on his pancakes. 

Other weird combo's - when I lived in KY I picked up and affinity for the Derby Pie.  Pecan pit with caramel, chocolate and bourbon.   

Mike and Cornbread

 

Grandfather used to have this on the regular. @Knoxtnhorn

[Enchubben 5,510]

Always heard growing up that people liked dipping french fries in milkshakes. Particularly with Wendy’s for some reason. Is this good?

Saw my kid sticking his McDonald’s fries in his milk and eat them the other day which reminded me of this.

[next2naus 439]

10 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Always heard growing up that people liked dipping french fries in milkshakes. Particularly with Wendy’s for some reason. Is this good?

Saw my kid sticking his McDonald’s fries in his milk and eat them the other day which reminded me of this.

what rock do you live under?

[CHIEF 5,082]

I like pancake syrup on my bacon so much, I'll have the waiter bring me pancake syrup even when I don't order pancakes. Not really much of a weird combo though. I'm sure I'm not the only one here that likes it.

I'll buy radishes occasionally, I make a compound butter with Scotch barrel smoked sea salt and spread it on them.

CHIEF

[next2naus 439]

Major Grey's Hot Mango Chutney on Beef Summer Sausage. note: most be served hot out of the toaster oven or broiler. 

[BHMCruiser 1,813]

8 minutes ago, next2naus said:

Major Grey's Hot Mango Chutney on Beef Summer Sausage. note: most be served hot out of the toaster oven or broiler. 

I'll take "things I found out when I was stoned out of my tits" for $200, Alex

[Js1 85,321]

17 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I like pancake syrup on my bacon so much, I'll have the waiter bring me pancake syrup even when I don't order pancakes. Not really much of a weird combo though. I'm sure I'm not the only one here that likes it.

I'll buy radishes occasionally, I make a compound butter with Scotch barrel smoked sea salt and spread it on them.

CHIEF

I put syrup on my bacon and eggs.  No pancake, waffle or french toast required.  

[DallasHorn26 586]

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5fe0f543c5b607e6348d3055/amp

Adding to the Oreo talk

“BEIJING (AP) — McDonald’s is selling a sandwich made of Spam topped with crushed Oreo cookies Monday in China in an attention-grabbing move that has raised eyebrows.

The sandwich is made of two slices of Spam, a product of Hormel Foods LLC, and Mondelez International’s Oreo cookies, topped with mayonnaise”

[Underdog 28,623]

3 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Did a little digging.  It's a southern thing for sure.  Least from the article I've found.  Obviously you use sweet cornbread, not the kind with cheese, onions, jalapenos, etc. 

My country ass dad still likes old school molasses on his pancakes. 

Other weird combo's - when I lived in KY I picked up and affinity for the Derby Pie.  Pecan pit with caramel, chocolate and bourbon.   

Mike and Cornbread

 

Pops used to do this a lot when we had cornbread leftover, been years since I’ve done it. 

[Da Fino 2,781]

Also pancake syrup on chicken fried venison. Good shit. 

[BabaYaga 15,294]

8 minutes ago, DallasHorn26 said:

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5fe0f543c5b607e6348d3055/amp

Adding to the Oreo talk

“BEIJING (AP) — McDonald’s is selling a sandwich made of Spam topped with crushed Oreo cookies Monday in China in an attention-grabbing move that has raised eyebrows.

The sandwich is made of two slices of Spam, a product of Hormel Foods LLC, and Mondelez International’s Oreo cookies, topped with mayonnaise”

Had a "bula" burger in New Zealand years ago.  Quarter pounder with a fried egg on it and a slice of beet.  Pretty good.  

[Biff Tannen 45,681]

50 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Always heard growing up that people liked dipping french fries in milkshakes. Particularly with Wendy’s for some reason. Is this good?

Saw my kid sticking his McDonald’s fries in his milk and eat them the other day which reminded me of this.

Yes

 

13 minutes ago, DallasHorn26 said:

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5fe0f543c5b607e6348d3055/amp

Adding to the Oreo talk

“BEIJING (AP) — McDonald’s is selling a sandwich made of Spam topped with crushed Oreo cookies Monday in China in an attention-grabbing move that has raised eyebrows.

The sandwich is made of two slices of Spam, a product of Hormel Foods LLC, and Mondelez International’s Oreo cookies, topped with mayonnaise”

Good god no.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

46 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

 

I'll buy radishes occasionally, I make a compound butter with Scotch barrel smoked sea salt and spread it on them.

CHIEF

This is a very traditional French treatment of radishes.  However, it may be your point for Americans, that butter with radishes is a bastardization.  Or, even eating vegetables at all.

[Hook1997 5,354]

6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

I know many that give you a weird look when you get/ask for a big block of cheddar & a Big Red with your BBQ plate

Are you not in Texas?  Most BBQ places in Texas have the cheddar cheese already cut and wrapped at the counter for you to grab and of course they always have big red.

Edited December 22, 2020 by Hook1997

[RDCanecutter 26,428]

On 12/21/2020 at 1:24 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

@Walden Ponderer you may not be Deep South enough for this, but have you tried putting salt or salted peanuts in a Coca Cola?

That was the sort of thing I heard about, but associated with Times Gone By, like shooting marbles or ending sentences with a James Cagney "see", see?

[Shaddie 1,651]

6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Regular, with a little sugar.  Always thought it was/is a southern thing.  A homemade dessert from the leftovers. 

Never put sugar in it but yes, a thing growing up in my house. Furthest north any of my family has lived is Dallas. 
 

Not sure where this came from but love it 1-5 times a year.

Saltines crushed up in a glass, covered with buttermilk.  Eat with a spoon and a great snack. If you like buttermilk you’ll like it. If no BM then you won’t. 

[RMac5 1,551]

I still do the coke and peanuts and cornbread in a glass of milk. 

[Llewelyn Moss 210]

8 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

None of you southern farts ever mix your cornbread with a glass of milk and eat it with a spoon?  Learned this from gramps.  

My grandpa did this with but with buttermilk. I couldn’t even watch him eat it. Just too off putting. 

[Horn Draoi 255]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes

 

Good god no.

Can I buy just one bite instead of a whole sandwich? Intriguing yet disgusting.

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

On 12/22/2020 at 6:29 AM, Mo Horn said:

There are some recipes that call for an avocado. 

I was at a party and someone bought this keto chocolate avocado pudding.....needless to say everyone asked this person to bring a normal dessert next time. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

23 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Kids have aged out of Mr Gatti's/Gattitown pizza b-day parties, but I'll still rock slices with a side plate of ranch dressing.  

I love their salad bar, hamburger pizza(I think gatti's has the best hamburger pizza out there), and their BBQ chicken pizza with jalapenos. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

20 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Did a little digging.  It's a southern thing for sure.  Least from the article I've found.  Obviously you use sweet cornbread, not the kind with cheese, onions, jalapenos, etc. 

My country ass dad still likes old school molasses on his pancakes. 

Other weird combo's - when I lived in KY I picked up and affinity for the Derby Pie.  Pecan pit with caramel, chocolate and bourbon.   

Mike and Cornbread

 

I've seen people do it with sweet cornbread but instead of sugar they use maple syrup or karo

[BabaYaga 15,294]

I'll come off the porch for really good friend green tomatoes.  Fairly mainstream of course, but still weird when you really think about it.

[Trey3216 15,346]

18 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I like pancake syrup on my bacon so much, I'll have the waiter bring me pancake syrup even when I don't order pancakes. Not really much of a weird combo though. I'm sure I'm not the only one here that likes it.

I'll buy radishes occasionally, I make a compound butter with Scotch barrel smoked sea salt and spread it on them.

CHIEF

I like syrup on bacon, but really love it with breakfast sausage (patties or links). 

[conVINCEd 21,469]

The proper thing to do when eating breakfast with either pancakes or waffles is to use too much syrup so it spills over onto the eggs and your choice of breakfast meat.  I like it.  But it feels wrong to me to use syrup without the presence of a pancake or waffle.

[gsoda3 3,257]

2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

I'll come off the porch for really good friend green tomatoes.  Fairly mainstream of course, but still weird when you really think about it.

are you in austin? where are your favorite places?  

[Trey3216 15,346]

11 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

The proper thing to do when eating breakfast with either pancakes or waffles is to use too much syrup so it spills over onto the eggs and your choice of breakfast meat.  I like it.  But it feels wrong to me to use syrup without the presence of a pancake or waffle.

Also correct 

[BabaYaga 15,294]

40 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

are you in austin? where are your favorite places?  

Frisco.  Haven't been in Austin since the late 90's.  Used to like the ones @ Kerbey Lane & Threadgills.