How is trump leaving office? (a poll)

[Hawndoh 2,389]

how is it gonna go

[Chad Fuck 17,811]

He'll slink out like the coward he is.

[Biff Tannen 45,750]

I want it to be one of the last three, but it's going to be the first one.  Because he's a cowardly bitch when it comes down to it.

[Parliament 14,334]

He'll slink out like the coward he is.

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[DigglerontheHoof 21,255]

Chose option 1 but "peacefully" offers up a large range of crazy shit. 

[Hawndoh 2,389]

peacefully mainly means without intervention from secret service or FBI. 

[wildcat09 29,420]

I feel like him leaving the country is good value. Do the predictions markets have a line on that?

[bolverk 29,728]

He'll leave in the most passive aggressive way possible.

[washparkhorn 9,939]

juxtaposed on this:

Edited December 21, 2020 by washparkhorn

[Gap03 3,337]

#1, but if there were any justice in the world ...

[Burt 4,092]

Selected #1, crossing fingers for #4.

[Guest Lobo]

With all the eyes that'll be on the White House on 20 January, in the morning...they're not gonna let us/the world see him being taken out by FBI/Treasury Agents.  It's just not gonna happen.  There've been enough blows to our faith in the system than to see half of his mouth-breathing moronic voting base get all pissed off when he's physically removed from the Residence.  Plus, it would beg the question about why he's not at the Biden swearing-in.  They've taken sex concubines, dead bodies, and comatose foreign dignitaries out of that building without anyone being the wiser.  They'll get Trump out of there quietly and on a State Dept. or Air Force command plane bound for Florida while all the Biden brewhaha is taking place.  It's not hard.  The press release from the White House that morning will be that President Trump does not want to take away from the moment for Biden, he wishes the country a peaceful transition and a successful term for President-Elect Biden.  Unfortunately, he cannot be there in person as he has some health and business items to do in Florida since he needs to get back to running his empire and remaining in perfect health.  

[Snake Diggity 4,627]

Trump going full Budd Dwyer live on OAN would be the best thing that has ever happened in my life.  Better than the day my daughters were born, better than the day I lost my virginity, better than anything.  
 

There’s no way I’m that lucky.  He will whine and maintain that he won, while leaving on his own.

Edited December 21, 2020 by Snake Diggity

[Biff Tannen 45,750]

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

With all the eyes that'll be on the White House on 20 January, in the morning...they're not gonna let us/the world see him being taken out by FBI/Treasury Agents.  It's just not gonna happen.  There've been enough blows to our faith in the system than to see half of his mouth-breathing moronic voting base get all pissed off when he's physically removed from the Residence.  Plus, it would beg the question about why he's not at the Biden swearing-in.  They've taken sex concubines, dead bodies, and comatose foreign dignitaries out of that building without anyone being the wiser.  They'll get Trump out of there quietly and on a State Dept. or Air Force command plane bound for Florida while all the Biden brewhaha is taking place.  It's not hard.  The press release from the White House that morning will be that President Trump does not want to take away from the moment for Biden, he wishes the country a peaceful transition and a successful term for President-Elect Biden.  Unfortunately, he cannot be there in person as he has some health and business items to do in Florida since he needs to get back to running his empire and remaining in perfect health.  

Well you're no fun at all.

[elfenix 34,338]

[Biff Tannen 45,750]

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Now this is funny.

[BradInATX 9,208]

He's going to fuck off to Mar-a-Lago sometime between now and inagauration day and never go back to the White House. Won't attend the fake inagauration, etc.

[Guest Lobo]

10 minutes ago, elfenix said:

I like this very much, particularly the hockey stick dragging.  

"Dah-Nold Truuuump...come out to play. (stick smack, stick smack).  Dah-Nold Truuuump...come out to play-ay...(stick smack, stick smack)!"  

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

I would have chosen 3 if it didn’t say country. I think he acts like a little bitch until a couple of days before Inauguration Day and then slinks away to Florida without any major fanfare. 

[Ghost of LL 15,544]

I honestly thought that he would go down to Florida for Christmas and just never return.  But so far, he's showing no signs of heading down there.  So I really don't know what he's going to do.

[Burt 4,092]

1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

Trump going full Budd Dwyer live on OAN would be the best thing that has ever happened...

Hey, man, nice shot!

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

He will leave peacefully before the inauguration to pull some weird shit— a rally or some such— in Florida.  
 

I feel really safe saying he won’t be waiting at the front door to shake hands like every other President any of us remember. 

[Superhero 8,845]

Chose option 1.

But if I got to choose, the order of precedence would be 4, 2, 3, 1.

That shit stain can't die fast enough. The earlier we remove the stench from the GOP, the better.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

He is going to resign.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

13 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Chose option 1.

But if I got to choose, the order of precedence would be 4, 2, 3, 1.

That shit stain can't die fast enough. The earlier we remove the stench from the GOP, the better.

the gop? how about america in general?

[immamac 43,175]

I chose option 2 because a man can hope. I think he bitches out and goes away this week and never comes back. 

[swraith 347]

I honestly thought that he would go down to Florida for Christmas and just never return.  But so far, he's showing no signs of heading down there.  So I really don't know what he's going to do.

I Still think this is what happens after he signs the $900B stimulus bill.

[Mdhorn 5,990]

 

Just need to photoshop the Whitehouse behind him.

 

Edited December 22, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Mdhorn 5,990]

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He is going to resign.

OOOH, didn't think about the pardon option.  You may be right.  That would be a great look for DOTARD Enterprises. 

[RomaVicta 30,031]

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Chose option 1 but "peacefully" offers up a large range of crazy shit. 

I feel the choices cleave to closely to something a normal person might do. He's loading the Pentagon with toadies and crippling the DOJ. He may leave by Jan 20, but he'll make a lot of moves prior to that. He really believes he is the rightful president of the USA. Boat parades! Rallies! Who knows what the fuck he'll do?

Edited December 22, 2020 by RomaVicta

[ROFL BOX 6,649]

He is going to resign.

& Let President Pence issue him & the entire Trump syndicate a blanket series of preemptive pardons under the guise of "to prevent any future harassment by the Democrat party".

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[TexasEd 8,077]

Going with Dead by the end of 2021.

[ROFL BOX 6,649]

I feel the choices cleave to closely to something a normal person might do. He's loading the Pentagon with toadies and crippling the DOJ. He may leave by Jan 20, but he'll make a lot of moves prior to that. He really believes he is the rightful president of the USA. Boat parades! Rallies! Who knows what the fuck he'll do?

[Superhero 8,845]

9 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

& Let President Pence issue him & the entire Trump syndicate a blanket series of preemptive pardons under the guise of "to prevent any future harassment by the Democrat party".

Can a president issue pardons against future indictments? Because that's fishy as hell (but of course republicans don't care).

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

6 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I honestly thought that he would go down to Florida for Christmas and just never return.  But so far, he's showing no signs of heading down there.  So I really don't know what he's going to do.

He'll go after the coup fails again one last time on 1/6. 

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Can a president issue pardons against future indictments? Because that's fishy as hell (but of course republicans don't care).

Yes. See Nixon, Richard. 

[AnTiM 1,670]

I started to say in a body bag, then I figured better in a number of plastic bags holding small body parts.  That might come close to making my day.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

13 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I honestly thought that he would go down to Florida for Christmas and just never return.  But so far, he's showing no signs of heading down there.  So I really don't know what he's going to do.

I saw an article a couple of days ago saying he was going to Florida on the 23rd.  I figured that was the last time he would be in DC.

[DaysOff 7,976]

He can't legally use Mar a Lago as his full time residence, but I'm sure he'll do it anyway.

[Ghost of LL 15,544]

45 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I saw an article a couple of days ago saying he was going to Florida on the 23rd.  I figured that was the last time he would be in DC.

Ok, then yeah--that's the last time he'll ever be in Washington.

[horn4life 3,783]

How is he gonna go?

Eventually, he is gonna go down, again and again and again... in Rikers.... 

[Nivek 16,992]

Just need to photoshop the Whitehouse behind him.
 

Well, now I have 9-1-1 is a Joke in my head....

[Mdhorn 5,990]

21 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Well, now I have 9-1-1 is a Joke in my head....

Don't you see how late they're reactin'

Good song. 

Edited December 22, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Goredho 17,422]

[kevwun 15,928]

Shot of ground crew at Andrews AFB this afternoon.

[Bullneck 19,215]

On 12/21/2020 at 6:15 PM, BradInATX said:

He's going to fuck off to Mar-a-Lago sometime between now and inagauration day and never go back to the White House. Won't attend the fake inagauration, etc.

He'll either be in Florida or out of the country, depending on how worried he is about getting subpoenaed/hauled in front of Congress.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

On 12/22/2020 at 8:56 AM, DaysOff said:

He can't legally use Mar a Lago as his full time residence, but I'm sure he'll do it anyway.

Absolutely. Out spending people with prolonged legal action until they give up is his go to move.  Unfortunately, for him his Mar a Lago neighbors can dig under their couch cushions and scrape up a $50 million retainer fee in about 20 minutes.

Edited December 23, 2020 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

On 12/21/2020 at 11:49 PM, Superhero said:

Can a president issue pardons against future indictments? Because that's fishy as hell (but of course republicans don't care).

From the brief reading I did I this, no one really knows.  It's one of those things where he could do it, then someone would have to challenge it and let the surpreme court decide.  

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

So it seems like someone sent a memo to White House staff about moving out without getting all appropriate clearances. 
 

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/12/23/trump-administration-departure-instructions-450224

[Brandywine 1,317]

I hope he goes away and the Dems don’t spend one more wasted minute on him. And that Twitter and Facebook ban him and his useless family for life. I want him to disappear to Mar-A-Lego never to be seen again.