2020-2021 NBA Thread of Insanity

[d2o 1602]

welp........

 

 

 

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

17 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

They are using Hoop It Up rules. Hoop It Up Tourney with active/recent NBA players would be lights out.

I thought Hoop it Up was 3 on 3?  And the reason it's important would be are you playing full court or half court.   Totally different games with spacing.  In 4x4 full court.  Can you imagine trying to guard Steph while Magic is leading a break and MJ is diving towards the cup?

 

 

[d2o 1602]

 

 

 

[d2o 1602]

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

I thought Hoop it Up was 3 on 3?  And the reason it's important would be are you playing full court or half court.   Totally different games with spacing.  In 4x4 full court.  Can you imagine trying to guard Steph while Magic is leading a break and MJ is diving towards the cup?

 

 

Hoop it up is 3 on 3 with one sub.  Half court.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[Brothahorn 10087]

 

 

Dumbass NBA. Imagine if Simmons/Embiid had made contact with their all star teammates. 

[d2o 1602]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

 

Dumbass NBA. Imagine if Simmons/Embiid had made contact with their all star teammates. 

To be fair, they had contact with the barber in PHI

[d2o 1602]

 

 

[d2o 1602]

STEPH!!!    A nice 30 in the first round

[Zepol87 9185]

Beast

[BigOrange1 6433]

that was awesome.

[ztejas 43415]

I like this format

[ztejas 43415]

Reggie is such a fucking beating. HE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN HIM! Or maybe he's just not a knockdown 3 shooter.

[aggie08 21492]

Yeah... Larry Bird would not be the favorite in a modern day 3 point contest. Steph would be the favorite, but like a 20% chance. Everyone else around 12-15%. It's basically whoever gets hot.

[d2o 1602]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Reggie is such a fucking beating. HE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN HIM! Or maybe he's just not a knockdown 3 shooter.

yeah man.   I truly cannot stand that fucker.

[ztejas 43415]

On the last ball. Clutch. 

[d2o 1602]

Steph-fortless!!!

[BigOrange1 6433]

jesus.

[BradInATX 9208]

The pause before the last two balls, he knew he needed them both and barely touched net on either.

[d2o 1602]

They had some really good shooters in this one.   Its usually one guy that fucking stinks (looking at you MJ).     Jaylen Brown the only one that didn't hit 20

[d2o 1602]

Just now, BradInATX said:

The pause before the last two balls, he knew he needed them both and barely touched net on either.

Yeah I was told he didn't have the nerve to stand up to Bird

[Zepol87 9185]

That was fun

[BradInATX 9208]

Why is the dunk contest only 3 guys?

[ztejas 43415]

Lol moment of silence for covid victims. Ironic much. 

[ztejas 43415]

9 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Why is the dunk contest only 3 guys?

I don't know but they're shoehorning it in at halftime. 

[ztejas 43415]

Zion has some butterfingers going on.

[washparkhorn 9939]

Fun to watch scrimmage. The passing on Team LBJ is entertaining as hell. 

[ztejas 43415]

I'm so confused as to what the format is. 

[washparkhorn 9939]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm so confused as to what the format is. 

professional wrestling?  Wait, you mean the all-star game, not the regular season . . . 

real answer: no fucking clue. 

[Machinator 32099]

Chris Paul still has a vertical!

[BigOrange1 6433]

good lord steph.

[ztejas 43415]

Just took Lillard 2 tries. And then Steph, of course.

[TommyGufano 6021]

Marv doesn't know what day it is. The PG-alley-oop fest was fun

[gsoda3 3253]

Steph and dame was fun

[aggie08 21492]

Just now, TommyGufano said:

Marv doesn't know what day it is. The PG-alley-oop fest was fun

Seriously, how does he not have someone in his ear telling him, "Uh, Lillard took that shot, not Steph." He rolled with it for a full minute, then blamed the official scorers.

[ztejas 43415]

Just now, aggie08 said:

Seriously, how does he not have someone in his ear telling him, "Uh, Lillard took that shot, not Steph." He rolled with it for a full minute, then blamed the official scorers.

I'm pretty sure he said Joel Simmons earlier. Then he called Kevin Garnett Kevin Durant. 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[aggie08 21492]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

What is DeAndre Jordan? Like 16 for 17?

[TommyGufano 6021]

I'll preface this by saying I don't really give a fuck, but judges should each vote 1-50 and then they can avg. 1-10 designation is too restrictive 

[BigOrange1 6433]

those were all 3 pretty good.  and enhanced because they all made them on the first attempt.

[ztejas 43415]

These judges are all over the place.

And this contest is about as good as the contestants. Very meh.

Edited March 8, 2021 by ztejas

[ztejas 43415]

That last one was the best of the night. Not sure how Simon's was a 49 and that's a 46.

[Michael Knight 12977]

the dunk contest is a relic they need to either get rid of it or revamp it like they did the home run contest. none of this shit is impressive anymore

[shadow_operative 15932]

my scores:

 

Round 1:

 

Stanley: 8.7

 

Toppin: 9.3

 

Simons: 9.1

 

 

Stanley: 7.3

 

Toppin: 9.3

 

Simons: 8.3

[ztejas 43415]

Curry's like "this shit is fucking whack"

Toppin's 2nd was the best all night.

Edited March 8, 2021 by ztejas

[TommyGufano 6021]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

the dunk contest is a relic they need to either get rid of it or revamp it like they did the home run contest. none of this shit is impressive anymore

Half agree. Ppl had also been saying that for ~10 years before Aaron Gordon and Zach LaVine blew the roof off the arena. So gotta hold out hope a couple dudes come along and do the same

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That’s the worst fucking dunk contest I’ve ever watched in my life.

[ztejas 43415]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

Half agree. Ppl had also been saying that for ~10 years before Aaron Gordon and Zach LaVine blew the roof off the arena. So gotta hold out hope a couple dudes come along and do the same

Yeah. That one was nuts. 

For posterity:

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

Final Round:

Topin: 8.2

Simons: 7.9

Topin is my winner.

 

totally "meh" contest.

[Zepol87 9185]

That's the best mic'ed up shit they could find? Garbage