Cutouts at the Alamo Bowl

[RPM 26228]

44 minutes ago, SDG said:

I was referring to the UT Pimp story not your purchase.  

Oh, sorry. Try the search feacher (when it works).

tbh, it predates me by several years and I only have 2nd hand internet knowledge with no links to back it up. But if you find the OP, it's gold.

Edited December 23, 2020 by RPM

[MissingInAction 24822]

[RPM 26228]

39 minutes ago, RPM said:

Added one of these to Front Row End Zone. Feel free to copy.

 

Unashamedly self-Lumpbump. Feel free to  join her in the End Zone Front Row. She's lonely sitting all alone.

[dec3169 501]

You could get away with just 2 cutouts using emojis.  Left one has fire (flames) on the jersey, right one has a turtle.

They might also take Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons to bring the price down.

[JFKFC 4878]

[Rip76 4914]

 

 

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

1. dickbutt

2. Triceracocks

3. Nick Rose UT photo

4. Peg Bundy (honoring Now_This)

5. Pope Urban

[d2o 1602]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Added one of these to Front Row End Zone. Feel free to copy.

 

The "Lump" name tag does it for me.   hahahahhahahaha

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

every single one of them should be Cornel West at full boil

[Bullneck 18987]

5 hours ago, SDG said:

I was referring to the UT Pimp story not your purchase.  

The MNC game against Alabama THJone discusses a kerfluffle with a fellow Texas fan in the stands (while not in his Cone of Vision).  Fairly early in the game a guy in a pimp costume gets removed from the stadium due to drunkenness. 

Said pimp had been spotted in the the pregame tailgate.  According to Bama fans, LSU fans are known to wear pimp outfits to Baton Rouge games.  IIRC a few days later the actual UT Pimp posted in the thread.  Basically he looked like Kramer in the Technicolor Dreamcoat episode of Seinfeld.  He was wearing a pair of boots with clear plastic hollow heels that had dice rolling around inside them as he walked.  At some point in the evening one of the heels broke off.  

I looked for the story on Google but couldn't find it.  In the story THjone describes himself as a "pixie" (not some big lunkhead prone to starting fights at a football game) so I used that as a search word.  No dice, and I'm not talking about pimp boots.  Wayback Machine is probably the only way . . .

Edited December 24, 2020 by Bullneck
Edited for clarity and expansion. And pictures.

[FlaBuff 47]

Thanks for the heads up on this. I was able to put one on the Colorado side. 

[tejas60 3527]

was it this?:

[Upgrayedd 5806]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

The MNC game against Alabama THJone discusses a kerfluffle with a fellow Texas fan in the stands.  (While not in his Cone of Vision).  Fairly early in the game a guy in a pimp costume (gets removed from the stadium due to drunkenness).  Said pimp had been spotted in the the pregame tailgate.  According to Bama fans, LSU fans are known to wear pimp outfits to Baton Rouge games. 

 

I looked for the story on Google but couldn't find it.  In the story THjone describes himself as a "pixie" so I used that as a search word.  No dice, and I'm not talking about pimp boots.  Wayback Machine is probably the only way . . .

I think that is the story that brought me here.

Or boobs.  Actually, most likely boobs.

[FlaBuff 47]

I'm a little older than that...

CU @ Texas 1990

 

[tejas60 3527]

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

Has anyone submitted Roman?

[Bama Chick 28596]

The UT Pimp Story is what brought me here and I feel like I owe a small gift in return.

Archived link -

https://web.archive.org/web/20121025021735/http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/55421-My-Bad-Fan-MNC-Game-Experience-In-MS-PAINT-Pimp-Appears-P.8

Screenshots -

 

[Nicole44 22027]

Thanks @Bama Chick! Bumping so people can see that are newbies and those who spent time looking for that masterpiece today. @THUJONE amazing creativity and humor is one of the reasons I joined also! 

Edited December 24, 2020 by Nicole44

[Bullneck 18987]

I have a UT Pimp tshirt and I think I bought some kind of water bottle (SIGG, I think) with that cartoon on it from the Cafe Press site.

[Sbbruin 21736]

9 hours ago, SDG said:

I was referring to the UT Pimp story not your purchase.  

It’s the story that brought me to this godforsaken wasteland from whence I cannot escape.

[RPM 26228]

Well shit, they declined one of my pics, but didn't say which one. I'm at work and can't check. It's past the deadline to resubmit anyway.

[Schulz2.0 28771]

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Well shit, they declined one of my pics, but didn't say which one. I'm at work and can't check. It's past the deadline to resubmit anyway.

[Victorious1 140]

might go ahead and order extra full-size cutouts of players to stand on the sidelines, looks like we'll be down a dozen players by game time.

better make them all #11; we'll need all the help we can get

[Gut Wagon 8052]

[GoldAppleCorps 617]

I guess this would have been too cliche?

[Bullneck 18987]

2 minutes ago, GoldAppleCorps said:

I guess this would have been too cliche?

I will see your Santa Ana and raise you a Sam Houston:

 

 

That would be awesome as hell.  Throw in a Col. William B. Travis, Jim Bowie, and Mirabeau Lamar.

Edited December 24, 2020 by Bullneck

[tejas60 3527]

you forgot one:

[FloridaHorn 4735]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I will see your Santa Ana and raise you a Sam Houston:

 

 

That would be awesome as hell.  Throw in a Col. William B. Travis, Jim Bowie, and Mirabeau Lamar.

I have been up all night, drinking beer and tending to a butt and brisket on the smoker and I sweater God I thought that last line said Miranda Lambert....I was like what in the holy fuck does she have to do with Jim Bowie.

[Pimphand 5597]

20 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

I have been up all night, drinking beer and tending to a butt 

So you're at South Austin's moms house?

[B00M 6280]

20 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Beat me to it, furk

[Jshep34 2304]

Updates on what passed?

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[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

 

[Bigbend1812 12889]

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

So what was the final result?

#MCOrange