Christmas Party at Nakatomi Plaza Tomorrow

[bschoolprof 6335]

Anybody going?  I plan to do a ton of coke and bang some slut in a conference room.  Should be a real blast.  

[troph 25089]

Haha just finished watching!  Credits literally scrolling on the TV.  Need to find a better way to make it to the beach earning 20%, Hans not quite the role model deal king he made himself out to be early on.

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

well, to be fair in the late 80s/ early 90s the standard home interest rate was 10-12% and most savings accounts were getting 4-5%...  so the 20% wasn't THAT crazy like it is today ( unless you buy Tesla stock)

Edited December 24, 2020 by AUS-97HORN

[Elmer_Fudd 22950]

Glass?!  Who gives a shit about glass?!

[DeepEastTexas 646]

Welcome to the party pal!

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

Pappy and Die Hard. This the way on Christmas Eve. 
 

Ellis is the best non-terrorist character. At me. 

Edited December 24, 2020 by billfromlaketravis

[McCroskey 1510]

[Biff Tannen 46060]

Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs...

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

I fully acknowledge Argyle is great, and John’s one liners are all timers. But give me coked out Ellis “negotiating” with Hans every day of the week. 

[McCroskey 1510]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I fully acknowledge Argyle is great, and John’s one liners are all timers. But give me coked out Ellis “negotiating” with Hans every day of the week. 

 

[Surly Bevo 25654]

Ho

Ho

Ho

Now I Have A Machine Gun

[Macanudo 13253]

Yippee Ky-yay, Mr. Falcon.

[bschoolprof 6335]

[threesheets 1684]

Just like FUCKING SAIGON, eh slick??

[APMP 688]

Just finished. Just as good as the first time I ever saw it. Actually no, better.

[C-Man 27684]

Went to see Die Hard with buddies as a sophomore or junior in HS. Was expecting Tango & Cash. Got arguably the greatest action movie of all time instead. Never have I gone in to see a flick with lower expectations and have it wind up being a masterpiece than this. Planning to watch it tomorrow.

[henrygandorf 29218]

4 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Anybody going?  I plan to do a ton of coke and bang some slut in a conference room.  Should be a real blast.  

brother?

[TrashMaster G 18029]

5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pappy and Die Hard. This the way on Christmas Eve. 
 

Ellis is the best non-terrorist character. At me. 

I cheer when Ellis dies.

 

2 hours ago, threesheets said:

Just like FUCKING SAIGON, eh slick??

I was in junior high, dickhead.

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

9 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Yippee Ky-yay, Mr. Falcon.

Wrong movie

[Guest Lobo]

10 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wrong movie

You're right, the line was "Greetings, Doctor Falken."  

[4th&Five 41902]

First R rated movie I ever saw. 

[mdmost 43848]

 

[smuggs 9394]

No fucking shit lady does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?!

[mdleast 8491]

“Schieß auf die Fenster”

[C-Man 27684]

Don’t you have any Christmas Music?

This IS Christmas music!

[South Austin 53153]

43 minutes ago, mdleast said:

“Schieß auf die Fenster”

Shoot.  The glass.

[Elmer_Fudd 22950]

You know my name but who are you?  Just another American who saw too many movies as a child?  Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne?  Rambo?  Marshall Dillon?

[Elmer_Fudd 22950]

Sister Teresa called me Mr. McClane in the third grade.  My friends call me John.  And you're neither shithead.

[Underdog 29100]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Glass?!  Who gives a shit about glass?!

Jan Brady? 

[Buzzrock 15115]

12 hours ago, McCroskey said:

All these years and I never noticed the dead terrorist flying off the hood of the cop car 

[Underdog 29100]

They're for my wife...  she's pregnant. 

[mdmost 43848]

17 minutes ago, Underdog said:

They're for my wife...

Yeah

Quote

  she's pregnant. 

Yeah

Quote

Bag it!

Big time!

[Jive Turkey 12930]

Two things that bother me about this movie.  And these are probably the only things that bother me because it's otherwise perfect:

1.  No company has its Christmas party on Christmas Eve.

2. USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.

Other than that, pure genius.

"Aw, shit! Come on. I got 50 bucks bet on them assholes."

[henrygandorf 29218]

36 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Two things that bother me about this movie.  And these are probably the only things that bother me because it's otherwise perfect:

1.  No company has its Christmas party on Christmas Eve.

2. USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.

Other than that, pure genius.

"Aw, shit! Come on. I got 50 bucks bet on them assholes."

i must've missed 60 minutes.  what are you saying?

[henrygandorf 29218]

also if you're a b99 fan, this is a nice compilation:

 

[Surly Bevo 25654]

Fists with your toes...

[Underdog 29100]

Being introduced to this before DH...

 

[Jive Turkey 12930]

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i must've missed 60 minutes.  what are you saying?

in a movie that asks you to suspend all possible belief, those are the two things that bug me because they're not realistic. 

yeah, the entire movie is unrealistic, but come on, don't say your company Christmas party is on Christmas Eve.  nobody does that.  and USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.  they play every year during the regular season in either October or November.  pick a different game to show.

they're continuity errors that should have been corrected.

[BrickHorn 18424]

My kids have been in charge of hiding the elf on a shelf this year. This morning we woke up to find it perched up in the tree, holding a cotton snowball. The elf had tied a note to a stuffed animal slumped at the base of the tree. The note read:

“Now I have a snowball

Ho-Ho-Ho”

[henrygandorf 29218]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

in a movie that asks you to suspend all possible belief, those are the two things that bug me because they're not realistic. 

yeah, the entire movie is unrealistic, but come on, don't say your company Christmas party is on Christmas Eve.  nobody does that.  and USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.  they play every year during the regular season in either October or November.  pick a different game to show.

they're continuity errors that should have been corrected.

sigh.

[Surly Bevo 25654]

7 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

in a movie that asks you to suspend all possible belief, those are the two things that bug me because they're not realistic. 

yeah, the entire movie is unrealistic, but come on, don't say your company Christmas party is on Christmas Eve.  nobody does that.  and USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.  they play every year during the regular season in either October or November.  pick a different game to show.

they're continuity errors that should have been corrected.

Continuity errors?  Who gives a shit about continuity errors? Who the fuck is this?

[MagicSoccerSpray 1736]

15 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ellis is the best non-terrorist character. At me. 

 

Tell that to Takagi

 

40 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also if you're a b99 fan, this is a nice compilation:

 

 

 

Hilarious!

 

 

 

The first Community paint ball episode is awesome and filled with Die Hard references.

 

[CooterBrown 18272]

in a movie that asks you to suspend all possible belief, those are the two things that bug me because they're not realistic. 
yeah, the entire movie is unrealistic, but come on, don't say your company Christmas party is on Christmas Eve.  nobody does that.  and USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.  they play every year during the regular season in either October or November.  pick a different game to show.
they're continuity errors that should have been corrected.

Maybe a Japanese company that expects you to live at the office would have a party on a day off so you don’t actually miss work. No one ever said Nakatomi had a good work/life balance.

[henrygandorf 29218]

35 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

My kids have been in charge of hiding the elf on a shelf this year. This morning we woke up to find it perched up in the tree, holding a cotton snowball. The elf had tied a note to a stuffed animal slumped at the base of the tree. The note read:

“Now I have a snowball

Ho-Ho-Ho”

i want to believe this.  i want to believe that kids are this clever.  i want photos. 

if it happened, then there's no reason not to give it to me.

[mdmost 43848]

Pearl Harbor didn't work out so they got us with continuity errors. 

[Genco 3053]

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

don't say your company Christmas party is on Christmas Eve.   nobody does that. 

fuckin California

Edited December 24, 2020 by Genco

[Rimbo 26852]

6 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

You know my name but who are you?  Just another American who saw too many movies as a child?  Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne?  Rambo?  Marshall Dillon?

Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.

[Underdog 29100]

Always got a kick out of the "tough" SWAT guy reacting to being stuck by a thorn/bush, same scene as one of the terrorists eyeing the candy display.  

[mdleast 8491]

There’s a Movies That Made Us episode on Netflix devoted to Die Hard. An enjoyable watch.

[Parliament 14556]

My kids have been in charge of hiding the elf on a shelf this year. This morning we woke up to find it perched up in the tree, holding a cotton snowball. The elf had tied a note to a stuffed animal slumped at the base of the tree. The note read:
“Now I have a snowball
Ho-Ho-Ho”

Your kids are gonna go places in life. Congratulations to you all.