Christmas Party at Nakatomi Plaza Tomorrow

[Fondren & Main 6679]

21 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Anybody going?  I plan to do a ton of coke and bang some slut in a conference room.  Should be a real blast.  

[Incredulity 11568]

I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, god. Please don't let me die.

[Incredulity 11568]

Holly Gennero has a great rack.

[mdleast 8288]

Holly Gennero has a great rack.

She thinks Ellis has a great private bathroom

[Buzzrock 14883]

9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

in a movie that asks you to suspend all possible belief, those are the two things that bug me because they're not realistic. 

yeah, the entire movie is unrealistic, but come on, don't say your company Christmas party is on Christmas Eve.  nobody does that.  and USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.  they play every year during the regular season in either October or November.  pick a different game to show.

they're continuity errors that should have been corrected.

[mdmost 42953]

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Holly Gennero has a great rack.

Her boobies make me want to be her white knight.

Edited December 25, 2020 by mdmost

[henrygandorf 29183]

6 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

john phillips, london. 

[Guest Lobo]

Dude, it's 3:30am on the Coast...what the hell are you doing posting on here?  

I'm up with a Nakatomi-sized hangover doing the Santa treats bit.  Is it cool if I fire up a few scenes of this movie and a whiskey before the kids get up at 7? 

[troph 24679]

[Parliament 14156]

john phillips, london. 

That'd make a great wall painting in my office behind the zoom camera.

[Aqua Buddha 14531]

11 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Holly Gennero has a great rack.

Thought that, too.  Also learned that Macaulay Kulkin is her nephew.

[henrygandorf 29183]

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Dude, it's 3:30am on the Coast...what the hell are you doing posting on here?  

I'm up with a Nakatomi-sized hangover doing the Santa treats bit.  Is it cool if I fire up a few scenes of this movie and a whiskey before the kids get up at 7? 

drank myself sober. 

[South Austin 52204]

14 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Holly Gennero has a great rack.

Bonnie Bedelia was one of my favorite MILFs of the 1980s.

She was also really good in Presumed Innocent.

[RPM 26267]

Want to know how dated this film is?

[mdmost 42953]

The limo was top of the line. CD, CB, TV, telephone, full bar, VHS.   Enough to get you a few momma bears. 

Edited December 26, 2020 by mdmost

[McCroskey 1503]

“Is the building on fire?”

“No, but it’s gonna need a paint job and a shitload of screen doors.”

[mdleast 8288]

One of my favorite books

[Surly Bevo 24869]

As in Helsinki, Sweden....

[Guest Lobo]

17 minutes ago, mdleast said:

One of my favorite books

With a  name like Hasseldorf, he was probably part of the Volksfrei movement.  Hans bad people on the inside!  
 

 

[TrashMaster G 17445]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Want to know how dated this film is?

And that's in California. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

As in Helsinki, Sweden....

Finland.

You also think John Wayne walked off into the sunset with Grace Kelly. 

[Surly Bevo 24869]

1 minute ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Finland.

You also think John Wayne walked off into the sunset with Grace Kelly. 

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

[Guest Lobo]

Then who played Roy Rogers?

[Kurt Bowels 213]

On 12/24/2020 at 1:06 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Continuity errors?  Who gives a shit about continuity errors? Who the fuck is this?

Some German fuckup. Snorts coke like it's snow on Time Square at Christmastime. Oh, btw, did you ever get that Beretta and tape for Christmas?

[Brothahorn 10087]

After the WW debacle, we decided to watch the greatest holiday action movie ever made. Five minutes in, the women are complaining that Holly told the pregnant chick to go have a drink. This is why I watch movies alone. 

[demos 2993]

john phillips, london. 

Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

[mdleast 8288]

Asian Dawn?

[Surly Bevo 24869]

Just now, mdleast said:

Asian Dawn?

I read about them in Time magazine.

[Haphap 741]

 <looking at Twinkies> I thought you guys just ate donuts?

[AUS-97HORN 11726]

34 minutes ago, Haphap said:

 <looking at Twinkies> I thought you guys just ate donuts?

They're for my wife.

Yeah.

She's pregnant.

Yeah.

Bag it.

Big time. 

[Macanudo 12945]

Alan Rickman was a criminally underrated actor.

[billfromlaketravis 11381]

6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Alan Rickman was a criminally underrated actor.

He was classically trained Shakespearean English actor. He had serious chops. RIP. 
 

I see that he portrayed Rasputin in a 1996 HBO movie. In. So in. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9905]

[Bobby Light 76]

You just knew when Ellis called Hans bubby he was gonna shoot him in the face

[bschoolprof 6246]

This party is fuckin lit tonight. 

[Parliament 14156]

On 12/24/2020 at 2:00 PM, BrickHorn said:

My kids have been in charge of hiding the elf on a shelf this year. This morning we woke up to find it perched up in the tree, holding a cotton snowball. The elf had tied a note to a stuffed animal slumped at the base of the tree. The note read:

“Now I have a snowball

Ho-Ho-Ho”

Your children are gonna go a LONG way in life.

[Richard Kimball 1492]

On 12/25/2020 at 11:54 AM, South Austin said:

Bonnie Bedelia was one of my favorite MILFs of the 1980s.

She was also really good in Presumed Innocent.

She stayed hot for a long time. This was her in Then Came Bronson in 1969. Die Hard was 1988 and she was still smoke. 

 

[henrygandorf 29183]

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Your children are gonna go a LONG way in life.

lol. 

[nycHorn 2968]

This party is fuckin lit tonight. 

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs…

[Guadaloopy 10938]

Fun fact - Vigo the Carpathian delivers the anti-tank missile that toasts the quarterback.  

[WhatTheBuck 28730]

On 12/24/2020 at 11:55 AM, Buzzrock said:

All these years and I never noticed the dead terrorist flying off the hood of the cop car 

Poor Marco. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19097]

She stayed hot for a long time. This was her in Then Came Bronson in 1969. Die Hard was 1988 and she was still smoke. 

 

Did you know she is the Culkin kids' aunt?

[Guest Lobo]

On 12/27/2020 at 4:07 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

That still.  Look at what the counter above his head looks like.  

[billfromlaketravis 11381]

No Pappy, couldn’t do it this year. Great film. 

[Richard Kimball 1492]

16 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Did you know she is the Culkin kids' aunt?
 

I did not know that. I do know that after watching Then Came Bronson, it was upsetting that hot, crazy girls didn't show up at the beach, take off their clothes, then jump on the back of my motorcycle. 

[MissingInAction 24870]

On 12/24/2020 at 12:59 PM, Jive Turkey said:

in a movie that asks you to suspend all possible belief, those are the two things that bug me because they're not realistic. 

yeah, the entire movie is unrealistic, but come on, don't say your company Christmas party is on Christmas Eve.  nobody does that.  and USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.  they play every year during the regular season in either October or November.  pick a different game to show.

they're continuity errors that should have been corrected.

I wish I could pos rep the neg rep you got for this bullshit.

[WithoutAClue 15279]

Never too early to plan for your Christmas Party.

[ScottS 1058]

If you are in the market for an advent calendar.

Die Hard Advent Calendar

[mdleast 8288]

If you are in the market for an advent calendar.
Die Hard Advent Calendar

However, if you get one like me (which I happened to do so early Fall and luckily at a much cheaper price) make sure you have your Hans Gruber falling the correct direction per the film

[Bookman 4624]

Just like fucking Saigon!