Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?

[McCroskey 1490]

Bend over I’ll show ya!

[TKthunder2 5012]

Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.

[South Austin 52676]

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

[HornOnTheBayou 8966]

Ha ha, we're watching it right now. Eddie just showed up.

"You got a kiss for me?"
"Better take a rain check on that, Art - he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet."

[AUS-97HORN 11850]

shitters full

 

[Underdog 28855]

Where's Eddie?  He usually eats these goddamn things. 

[Incredulity 11684]

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead

[TKthunder2 5012]

Honey, why don't you go run and get the kids' things, and don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils.

[McCroskey 1490]

Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

[Pato del Muerto 52700]

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?

I don’t KNOW, MARGOT!

[mdmost 43112]

You serious, Clark?

[futureman 22562]

he’s probably just nosing through the trash. 

[NWBuck 8590]

12 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.

(Nicolette Scorsese. Boxing Helena. Merry Christmas) 

[Celery Man 21025]

10 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Honey, why don't you go run and get the kids' things, and don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils.

i had never heard/noticed this line until this year. This as the sexy voiced followup to the "we could certainly use some time alone" statement about how they are going to go fuck in the trailer is hilarious

[Biff Tannen 45761]

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

Where's Eddie?  He usually eats these goddamn things. 

It just occurred to me this year that Eddie is absent in that scene because he is out kidnapping the boss.  

[Biff Tannen 45761]

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?

I don’t KNOW, MARGOT!

Wife and I are wearing these today.

[Aqua Buddha 14647]

Might be one of the more accurate Christmas movies ever.