Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?

[McCroskey 1512]

Bend over I’ll show ya!

[TKthunder2 5060]

Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.

[South Austin 53281]

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

[HornOnTheBayou 9073]

Ha ha, we're watching it right now. Eddie just showed up.

"You got a kiss for me?"
"Better take a rain check on that, Art - he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet."

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

shitters full

 

[Underdog 29246]

Where's Eddie?  He usually eats these goddamn things. 

[Incredulity 11883]

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead

[TKthunder2 5060]

Honey, why don't you go run and get the kids' things, and don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils.

[McCroskey 1512]

Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?

I don’t KNOW, MARGOT!

[mdmost 44119]

You serious, Clark?

[futureman 22721]

he’s probably just nosing through the trash. 

[NWBuck 8633]

12 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.

(Nicolette Scorsese. Boxing Helena. Merry Christmas) 

[Celery Man 21109]

10 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Honey, why don't you go run and get the kids' things, and don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils.

i had never heard/noticed this line until this year. This as the sexy voiced followup to the "we could certainly use some time alone" statement about how they are going to go fuck in the trailer is hilarious

[Biff Tannen 46212]

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

Where's Eddie?  He usually eats these goddamn things. 

It just occurred to me this year that Eddie is absent in that scene because he is out kidnapping the boss.  

[Biff Tannen 46212]

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?

I don’t KNOW, MARGOT!

Wife and I are wearing these today.

[Aqua Buddha 14810]

Might be one of the more accurate Christmas movies ever.

[Butch Had Not 3067]

Great night to watch this as usual.

Merry Christmas Surlys.

[davidg 4058]

Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.

Can’t see the line, can you Russ?

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

Todd and Margo are the best part of the movie. 

[CooterBrown 18289]

shitters full
 

For the first time ever yesterday, I finally noticed the line is actually “the shitter was full”. I’ve never heard anyone quote it like that. Mandela Effect.

[Biff Tannen 46212]

12 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

For the first time ever yesterday, I finally noticed the line is actually “the shitter was full”. I’ve never heard anyone quote it like that. Mandela Effect.

You checked our shitters, Honey?

[Jerry Callo 8979]

Dad, this tree won't fit in our backyard.

[Butch Had Not 3067]

11 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Todd and Margo are the best part of the movie. 

The matching track suits are awesome. 

[Red Five 41793]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

For the first time ever yesterday, I finally noticed the line is actually “the shitter was full”. I’ve never heard anyone quote it like that. Mandela Effect.

He says it a few times, and I think says it both ways. 

[Buzzrock 15161]

It’s a non-nutritive cereal varnish