James Van Der Beek seems like a good dude.

[Beau Vine 54,246]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11,797]

anyone who uttered the immortal, EYE DOWNT  WAANT  YUR  LYFE!!!  while playing for the West Caynaan Coyotes has to, by definition, be a good dude. 

Edited December 25, 2020 by AUS-97HORN

[Jkwellborn 6,704]

Turned down Ali wearing a whipped cream bikini. And I don’t mean face down ass up.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,824]

Vic didn't tell us his girlfriend got to meet a celebrity. Pretty cool. 

[52-80 19,162]

9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Turned down Ali wearing a whipped cream bikini. And I don’t mean face down ass up.

[RollLeft 5,045]

I give him a 10!  10!

[Parliament 14,260]

*teeyan

[Underdog 28,690]

HEB is the best. 

[Kennythetiger 9,389]

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Turned down Ali wearing a whipped cream bikini. And I don’t mean face down ass up.

Ali or Amy?  
Kind of like Ginger vs Mary Ann. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Ali or Amy?  
Kind of like Ginger vs Mary Ann. 

Whynotboth.gif for sure 

[South Austin 52,515]

51 minutes ago, Underdog said:

HEB is the best. 

When it’s open.

[Beau Vine 54,246]

52 minutes ago, Underdog said:

HEB is the best. 

When I retire and move somewhere cooler, I seriously think the thing I'll miss most about Texas is HEB.

[Shoxthemonkey 1,981]

Right in the feeler. Merry Christmas, assholes.

[Steel Shank 9,426]

[RPM 26,322]

That's one helluva yeast infection.

[Steel Shank 9,426]

Hot, semi-nude chicks are my wheelhouse.

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

She definitely wasn’t hungry. She was bigger than Santa.

[conVINCEd 21,469]

On 12/25/2020 at 9:08 AM, Beau Vine said:

When I retire and move somewhere cooler, I seriously think the thing I'll miss most about Texas is HEB.

Good tex-mex is what you will miss the most.

[washparkhorn 9,939]

On 12/25/2020 at 7:08 AM, Beau Vine said:

When I retire and move somewhere cooler, I seriously think the thing I'll miss most about Texas is HEB.

No you won't.

3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Good tex-mex is what you will miss the most.

Amen.

And the gorgeous wimmen folk of Texas.

[NAVY 6,741]

Never saw the Dawson’s thing, but very much enjoyed Don’t Trust the Bitch in apartment 23. Plus Krysten Ritter is hawt 

Edited December 27, 2020 by NAVY
Stupidity

[Beau Vine 54,246]

Good tex-mex is what you will miss the most.

Nah, I cook my own. And I like real Mexican a lot more than tex-mex anyways.

[Wanker Bob 379]

I've found good Mexican food in a lot of states these days. It wasn't like it was 15 years ago when we traveled and california was the only place that had good stuff. I even found a good taco place in SLC of all places

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,793]

1 hour ago, Wanker Bob said:

I've found good Mexican food in a lot of states these days. It wasn't like it was 15 years ago when we traveled and california was the only place that had good stuff. I even found a good taco place in SLC of all places

I've seen it all when a bloody Englishman says Salt Lake City has a good taco place...

[Wanker Bob 379]

20 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I've seen it all when a bloody Englishman says Salt Lake City has a good taco place...

Normally I'd agree but I've been in Texas for 18 years and married to a straight from Mexico country girl latina for four so my credentials are a little bit better than your standard limey bastard. 

The place in salt lake is owned by a Mexican immigrant who was really ambitious in his running from la migra. 

Edited December 27, 2020 by Wanker Bob

[washparkhorn 9,939]

Mountain Mex is a whole different genre of mexican food . . . and it is delicious. 

[52-80 19,162]

12 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I've seen it all when a bloody Englishman says Salt Lake City has a good taco place...

hearing british people try to speak spanish is one of the funniest things in the world

[Jkwellborn 6,704]

hearing british people try to speak spanish is one of the funniest things in the world

Hearing latinas moaning in Spanish is one of the hottest things in the world.

[52-80 19,162]

38 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Hearing latinas moaning in Spanish is one of the hottest things in the world.

?

[Rip76 4,930]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJeb-Nrj8o3/?igshid=i3i8dybpydij

[TrashMaster G 17,558]

That's really cool.  Anybody know where he bought his land?

[Murfdogg21 4,412]

On 12/25/2020 at 9:08 AM, Beau Vine said:

When I retire and move somewhere cooler, I seriously think the thing I'll miss most about Texas is HEB.

This was a bullet point in my family’s con list of moving to the East coast. Was surprised my Yankee wife felt as strongly as I did about it. 

On 12/25/2020 at 9:03 PM, Steel Shank said:

Did you know that Angela from The Office auditioned for this part and is still mad she didn’t get it? LOLWUT 

[Murfdogg21 4,412]

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's really cool.  Anybody know where he bought his land?

I bet he and Wendell already hit up the Landing Strip to pour one out for Lance and Billy Bob. 

[TrashMaster G 17,558]

2 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I bet he and Wendell already hit up the Landing Strip to pour one out for Lance and Billy Bob. 

You mean Tweeter?

[Jkwellborn 6,704]

You mean Tweeter?

You see his new end zone dance?

[Murfdogg21 4,412]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

You mean Tweeter?

Nah the workhorse RB that Kilmer wouldn’t let get into the endzone. 

[Steel Shank 9,426]

@Murfdogg21

 

[BabaYaga 15,300]

[DoobieWah 1,445]

Welcome to Texas JvdB. 

P.S.  I don't blame you for dumping that hoser Robin Sherbatsky. She was a clinger, eh?

[RoundRobin 828]