Merry Christmas you Surly Bastards!

[927 E. 41st 1124]

And may 2021 bring us better times on and off the field! 

[RollLeft 5092]

Happy Holidays!

[Horn80 6362]

Merry Christmas!  

[DFW Horn 6671]

Feliz Navidad

[Nicole44 22326]

Merry Christmas! And a bad ass new year! I love all you guys and gals!

[South Austin 53276]

[InkaUtexas 26978]

Merry Christmas to all! Glad you are all here during these wonderful times. 

[JFKFC 4978]

[Gatorubet 30795]

Joyeux Noel from New Orleans you perverts

[MonkeyDoughnut 10812]

[RDCanecutter 26927]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

 

Joyeux Noel from New Orleans you perverts

 

Merry Christmas.

I sang that song, plus a French drinking song, in High School. For several years that was almost all the French I knew. It covered everything important.

[Message Board User 12409]

20 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Merry Christmas.

I sang that song, plus a French drinking song, in High School. For several years that was almost all the French I knew. It covered everything important.

Does the drinking song have "We surrender" in the lyrics?

[Poe It Up 126]

[USNALonghorn 5196]

Merry Christmas brøthèrs and sisters!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Merry Christmas, you degenerates. 

[SDG 3336]

Merry Christmas Assholes!

 

[Tigersnake 680]

Merry Christmas you resplendent, churlish guttersnipes.

[AustinMT 952]

 

[TexArcher 39078]

Merry Whatever Doesn't Offend you, ya buncha dickheads.

[Guadaloopy 11139]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Merry Christmas.

I sang that song, plus a French drinking song, in High School. For several years that was almost all the French I knew. It covered everything important.

“Chevaliers de la table ronde”?

[RDCanecutter 26927]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

“Chevaliers de la table ronde”?

5 or 6 bottles, girl on my lap. if I die bury me head beneath the tap with my feet against the wall.

[Guadaloopy 11139]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

5 or 6 bottles, girl on my lap. if I die bury me head beneath the tap with my feet against the wall.

Well that’s way better than the one I mentioned.  Guess my HS French teacher was a bit more reserved.  

[RDCanecutter 26927]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Well that’s way better than the one I mentioned.  Guess my HS French teacher was a bit more reserved.  

Those are actual lines from Chevaliers de la table ronde. Your French teacher treated you like a fragile child. You should get drunk, strip naked, and stand on her lawn screaming "A child? You think of me as a CHILD?"

[Fondren & Main 6905]

Merry Christmas!  Merry Christmas to Pope Urban who will deliver us from evil!

[Harrison Stafford 3393]

[mininghorn88 2338]

Merry Christmas and let 2021 be a Happier New Year!

[Slacks 7079]

Merry Christmas, Bitchassednesses!

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

11 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas to you, too!

[Pimphand 6382]

We have made it through 11 years of dogshit so far. Even when we were total dickbags in the 80s and 90s we only royally fucked off for 11 years.

It's time god damnit

[LTtxfan 50038]