Merry Christmas you Surly Bastards!

[927 E. 41st 1124]

And may 2021 bring us better times on and off the field! 

[RollLeft 5040]

Happy Holidays!

[Horn80 6075]

Merry Christmas!  

[DFW Horn 6118]

Feliz Navidad

[Nicole44 22027]

Merry Christmas! And a bad ass new year! I love all you guys and gals!

[South Austin 52154]

[InkaUtexas 25527]

Merry Christmas to all! Glad you are all here during these wonderful times. 

[JFKFC 4878]

[Gatorubet 30120]

Joyeux Noel from New Orleans you perverts

[MonkeyDoughnut 10147]

[RDCanecutter 26287]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

 

Joyeux Noel from New Orleans you perverts

 

Merry Christmas.

I sang that song, plus a French drinking song, in High School. For several years that was almost all the French I knew. It covered everything important.

[Message Board User 12389]

20 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Merry Christmas.

I sang that song, plus a French drinking song, in High School. For several years that was almost all the French I knew. It covered everything important.

Does the drinking song have "We surrender" in the lyrics?

[Poe It Up 126]

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Merry Christmas brøthèrs and sisters!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

Merry Christmas, you degenerates. 

[SDG 3319]

Merry Christmas Assholes!

 

[Tigersnake 670]

Merry Christmas you resplendent, churlish guttersnipes.

[AustinMT 952]

 

[TexArcher 37525]

Merry Whatever Doesn't Offend you, ya buncha dickheads.

[Guadaloopy 10926]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Merry Christmas.

I sang that song, plus a French drinking song, in High School. For several years that was almost all the French I knew. It covered everything important.

“Chevaliers de la table ronde”?

[RDCanecutter 26287]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

“Chevaliers de la table ronde”?

5 or 6 bottles, girl on my lap. if I die bury me head beneath the tap with my feet against the wall.

[Guadaloopy 10926]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

5 or 6 bottles, girl on my lap. if I die bury me head beneath the tap with my feet against the wall.

Well that’s way better than the one I mentioned.  Guess my HS French teacher was a bit more reserved.  

[RDCanecutter 26287]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Well that’s way better than the one I mentioned.  Guess my HS French teacher was a bit more reserved.  

Those are actual lines from Chevaliers de la table ronde. Your French teacher treated you like a fragile child. You should get drunk, strip naked, and stand on her lawn screaming "A child? You think of me as a CHILD?"

[Fondren & Main 6670]

Merry Christmas!  Merry Christmas to Pope Urban who will deliver us from evil!

[Harrison Stafford 3327]

[mininghorn88 2266]

Merry Christmas and let 2021 be a Happier New Year!

[Slacks 6791]

Merry Christmas, Bitchassednesses!

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

11 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas to you, too!

[Pimphand 5600]

We have made it through 11 years of dogshit so far. Even when we were total dickbags in the 80s and 90s we only royally fucked off for 11 years.

It's time god damnit

[LTtxfan 48985]