Celebrity Death Pool - 2021

[Hate 20,122]

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Holy shit she was still alive?

That was my first thought as well.  Damn, RIP Frau Blucher.

[Steel Shank 9,428]

She was a kick-ass actress. One of my all-time favorites. And a real looker in her early years (see Last Picture Show).

[Guadaloopy 10,980]

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

She sure knew how to warm a sausage.

Auf wiedersehen, Gam-Gam.  

[Guest Lobo]

I hope Tarantino reveals her cut scene from "Inglorious Basterds."  I'd love to see her in it.  RIP, Cloris.  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

That means gam gam really was a whore

[Storm the Field 5,296]

16 hours ago, Js1 said:

Holy shit she was still alive?

If you had asked me yesterday, I would have sworn up and down she died 2 years ago.

In addition to the famous roles in YF and Beer Fest, I thought she was great playing roles as a crazy old grandma in both Malcolm in the Middle and Raising Hope.

[Storm the Field 5,296]

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

She was a kick-ass actress. One of my all-time favorites. And a real looker in her early years (see Last Picture Show).

1946 Miss America Pageant.

[Js1 85,441]

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

If you had asked me yesterday, I would have sworn up and down she died 2 years ago.

In addition to the famous roles in YF and Beer Fest, I thought she was great playing roles as a crazy old grandma in both Malcolm in the Middle and Raising Hope.

 

[burntorangebongos 10,747]

Fuck man, Cicily Tyson died. I think some of you assholes jinxed the olds and they are kicking off. 

Somebody needs to bubble wrap Betty White, I'm worried for her....this shit comes in threes. I'm gonna hex anybody that picked her. 

[Hate 20,122]

Wait, you mean someone famous that was over 90 years old died? Damn, what are the odds??

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

On 1/27/2021 at 5:04 PM, Steel Shank said:

And a real looker in her early years (see Last Picture Show).

Just don’t put her next to a real looker. 

[mulletpelini 5,214]

I'm pretty sure I remember she said she fucked Hackman

[burntorangebongos 10,747]

That makes sense. They were in Young Frankenstein together and he was close with Gene Wilder.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,205]

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Just don’t put her next to a real looker. 

Yeah, comparing her to one of the sexiest women on earth in her prime (14 years her junior) is a fair comparison.  There are like 10 women on earth who could've stood next to Raquel Welch in her prime, and looked good. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,909]

I'd like to meet those 10

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, comparing her to one of the sexiest women on earth in her prime (14 years her junior) is a fair comparison.  There are like 10 women on earth who could've stood next to Raquel Welch in her prime, and looked good. 

Yeah but it's in the grand Surly tradition. I am sure there was something wrong with Raquel's ankles that might have some of us claiming they'd take a hard pass at banging her. 

[Underdog 28,742]

10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Just don’t put her next to a real looker. 

You fancy Gene, do you? 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

I’d go to town on that Oscar before Gene. 

Edited January 29, 2021 by ImissWallyPryor
Gene gets sloppy seconds.

[Aqua Buddha 14,598]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,208]

26 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Wish he would have stomped Calipari's ass when he had the chance.

 

[Underdog 28,742]

His Owls teams were always tough.  RIP, Legend. 

[Underdog 28,742]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Wish he would have stomped Calipari's ass when he had the chance.

 

Yeah...  me too. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Screech only has weeks to live

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9211241/Saved-Bell-star-Dustin-Diamond-44-weeks-live.html?ito=social-facebook

[shnsajax 3,591]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Screech only has weeks to live

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9211241/Saved-Bell-star-Dustin-Diamond-44-weeks-live.html?ito=social-facebook

Damn, that sucks. 

[NorthTexasCougar 54]

42 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Screech only has weeks to live

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9211241/Saved-Bell-star-Dustin-Diamond-44-weeks-live.html?ito=social-facebook

He has died per CNN .    

Edited February 1, 2021 by NorthTexasCougar

[shadow_operative2.0 16,007]

Damn, one Dustin (Pedroia) announces his retirement this morning, the other Dustin trumps him a couple hours later. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

7 minutes ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

He has died per CNN .    

Well that was a fast week.

[Sgt Hulk 13,806]

58 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Screech only has weeks to live

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9211241/Saved-Bell-star-Dustin-Diamond-44-weeks-live.html?ito=social-facebook

Weeks minutes.  Same same.  Shitty man. 44 years old 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Wow yea that escalated quickly.

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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Screech only has weeks to live

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9211241/Saved-Bell-star-Dustin-Diamond-44-weeks-live.html?ito=social-facebook

Doc: I've got some bad news.  It looks like you'll probably not live more than 10

Patient: 10 what?

Doc: 9

[Burt 4,087]

The bell could not save him.

[AUS-97HORN 11,809]

he was diagnosed somewhere around the 11th-13th of Jan... and dead less than 3 weeks later.  holy shit.

[Rip76 4,946]

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

he was diagnosed somewhere around the 11th-13th of Jan... and dead less than 3 weeks later.  holy shit.

That's insanely fast.

I wonder if it was skin cancer?  

[Prepuce of Doom 21,091]

Wasn't he all fucked up on meth a while ago? I vaguely remember hearing some news story after that stupid celebrity boxing thing he was briefly involved with, and in hindsight, the idea that he volunteered to be paid for getting his ass kicked by Webster or some shit suddenly made a lot more sense. 

[RPM 26,326]

Dr Slater did all he could.

[Hate 20,122]

The story said that he had a lump in his neck for a while that he never got looked at because it was embarrassing. He probably should have gotten that looked at.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Just now, Hate said:

The story said that he had a lump in his neck for a while that he never got looked at because it was embarrassing. He probably should have gotten that looked at.

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, one Dustin (Pedroia) announces his retirement this morning, the other Dustin trumps him a couple hours later. 

Rule of threes. Next up:

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

That's insanely fast.

I wonder if it was skin cancer?  

I heard he lived next to a wind turbine.  

levity aside-that was way too fast.  Hope he didn't suffer.  RIP, Dustin.  Show wouldn't have been what it was without him.  

[Stella Link 534]

1 hour ago, Burt said:

The bell could not save him.

[OrangEngr 1,035]

23 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Rule of threes. Next up:

F you. At least make it that asshole Dustin Johnson...Dibs on his Gretzky wife!

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

4 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

F you. At least make it that asshole Dustin Johnson...Dibs on his Gretzky wife!

Hoffman seems to be kind of a dick, too. There was such a firehose of exposures of Hollywood assholes a few years ago I forgot how he was part of it too. . 

[Sandman 3,403]

47 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Wasn't he all fucked up on meth a while ago? I vaguely remember hearing some news story after that stupid celebrity boxing thing he was briefly involved with, and in hindsight, the idea that he volunteered to be paid for getting his ass kicked by Webster or some shit suddenly made a lot more sense. 

He boxed the guy that played Horschach on Welcome Back Kotter. A much smaller and older guy. DD roughed him up. It was just all-around bad TV.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

11 minutes ago, Sandman said:

He boxed the guy that played Horschach on Welcome Back Kotter. A much smaller and older guy. DD roughed him up. It was just all-around bad TV.

Did he go "oooo! oooo! ooooo!" when DD hit him?

[Jkwellborn 6,713]

He boxed the guy that played Horschach on Welcome Back Kotter. A much smaller and older guy. DD roughed him up. It was just all-around bad TV.

Didn’t he try to sell a sex tape or copy of his dick for a while when all that was happening?

[Neonmoon 38,129]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Wasn't he all fucked up on meth a while ago? I vaguely remember hearing some news story after that stupid celebrity boxing thing he was briefly involved with, and in hindsight, the idea that he volunteered to be paid for getting his ass kicked by Webster or some shit suddenly made a lot more sense. 

Yes. He self leaked a sex tape with two chicks and they were all smoking meth. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21,091]

He apparently also stabbed someone in a bar fight in Wisconsin and did 3-4 months, but got out early because he was a diligent prison janitor. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21,091]

Ricky Powell off to dick your girl in the great beyond. 

 

[Burt 4,087]

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Ricky Powell off to dick your girl in the great beyond. 

 

Homeboy threw in the towel.....

Fuck, that was a great album!  Still is, in fact.

[huge 3,793]

Homeboy threw in the towel.....

Fuck, that was a great album!  Still is, in fact.

Yes!