Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[HtownHorn 14,724]

41 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

He started it by saying, "If national writers have Ehlinger on their Heisman watch lists, well Kellen Mond better be on there too. Because [condescending] OKAY, they beat Georgia in the Sugar Bowl [/voice], but guess which team beat UGA by 3 touchdowns earlier in the season, and A&M beat that team in their last game!"

Also in that whole thing, he was pleading with the fans that are hard on Mond, "Look, you know what you're doing if you're being this hard on Mond as opposed to other starting QBs that have come through this program, and you need to cut it out." Basically implying that most aggy have a problem with Mond other than his play making abilities. Gee, I wonder what it could be 🤔

Maybe they are worried because they have had 3 previous AA starters, and 33% of them like to shave points.

Edited February 12, 2019 by HtownHorn

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

So.... is Jimbo nothing more than Homer Stokes' "Little Man"?

Edited February 12, 2019 by Walden Ponderer

[TexasMan 10,914]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Is you is or is you ain't my constituency?

I used that line so much when that movie came out. 

[Scholz 11,944]

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

So.... is Jimbo nothing more than Homer Stokes' "Little Man"?

Needs more SEC logo.  Stature and hairline look about right though.

 

[pacman 7,359]

20 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

New OL coach is already better than the marine!

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Board/20/Contents/Texas-AM-offensive-line-coach-Josh-Henson-128978264/

I like how they accidentally point out that Mizzou has been a much better member of the SEC than A&M. Two division titles to Zero. All this chest beating by aggy amd they aren't even the best big xii team to join the sec.

[irishtexan 11,521]

12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Needs more SEC logo.  Stature and hairline look about right though.

 

Jimbo or Kyler. Either one works.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Great picture. Even the thumb is up.

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

32 minutes ago, pacman said:

I like how they accidentally point out that Mizzou has been a much better member of the SEC than A&M. Two division titles to Zero. All this chest beating by aggy amd they aren't even the best big xii team to join the sec.

Hey sip, if we was in the east instead of Missouri, we’d have won it every year and beaten bammer or barn a couple of times in the ccg, likely been in them playoffs an prolly won a natty. 

[Foosters 17,858]

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and delivering two late drives to take the Aggies to the precipeice of overtime against the national champions

[sushihorn 3,233]

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and delivering two late drives to take the Aggies to the precipeice of overtime against the national champions

I'm pretty sure he meant prepuce.  That makes a lot more sense in context and he also misspelled aggy.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

aggy is on the pompatus for sure.  

[TtomTerrific 200]

No, Billy.....I really don't know what you mean.

[Leanderman 2,275]

I would love to see a chart of how many they offered and how many schollys they have available for this class.

[pacman 7,359]

9 hours ago, Leanderman said:

I would love to see a chart of how many they offered and how many schollys they have available for this class.

247 has them at 160 offers already, which is probably low.

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Season/2020-Football/Offers/

Supposed to be a smaller class (18 or so), as they have taken 78 players in the last 3 years.

 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Seniors - 7

OG Colton Prater, DE Michael Clemmons, CB Rodeny Elam, CB Antonio Howard, CB Charles Oliver, S Larry Pryor, P Braden Mann

Possible NFL early entrants (I'm being overly generous here) - 7

QB Kellen Mond, WR Hezekiah Jones, WR Qaurtney Davis, WR Jhamon Ausbon,  WR Kendrick Rogers, DT Justin Madubuike, DT Jordan Peevy

Possible List of Processed Candidates (Transfer, Medical, etc) -  9

WR Roshaud Paul, WR Camron Buckley, OT Kellen Diesch, OG Riley Anderson, DT T. Moton, DT Mohamed Diallo, RB Deneric Prince, RB James Kibodi, QB Connor Blumrick

[Katfid54 8,635]

33 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Seniors - 7

OG Colton Prater, DE Michael Clemmons, CB Rodeny Elam, CB Antonio Howard, CB Charles Oliver, S Larry Pryor, P Braden Mann

Possible NFL early entrants (I'm being overly generous here) - 7

QB Kellen Mond, WR Hezekiah Jones, WR Qaurtney Davis, WR Jhamon Ausbon,  WR Kendrick Rogers, DT Justin Madubuike, DT Jordan Peevy

Possible List of Processed Candidates (Transfer, Medical, etc) -  9

WR Roshaud Paul, WR Camron Buckley, OT Kellen Diesch, OG Riley Anderson, DT T. Moton, DT Mohamed Diallo, RB Deneric Prince, RB James Kibodi, QB Connor Blumrick 

Doing the Lord's work.

[satyanash 14,529]

Impossible. Mond leaving would derail the "2020 is our year!!1!" narrative.

[irishtexan 11,521]

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Impossible. Mond leaving would derail the "2020 is our year!!1!" narrative.

Narrative's changed, bro. 2019 is their year. Didn't you hear? They have great odds to win the national championship at 40-1 which means that Mond is likely to leave early and be the number one pick in the draft. 

[Machinator 32,099]

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Impossible. Mond leaving would derail the "2020 is our year!!1!" narrative.

Calzada will have a year to redshirt and develop. You discount QB Whisperer Jimbo Fisher at your own peril, sir.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Writing off Fames James Foster already?

[texifornia 57,000]

18 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Impossible. Mond leaving would derail the "2020 is our year!!1!" narrative.

James Foster has plenty of potential, to be fair.

[sushihorn 3,233]

14 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Narrative's changed, bro. 2019 is their year. Didn't you hear? They have great odds to win the national championship at 40-1 which means that Mond is likely to leave early and be the number one pick in the draft. 

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

[texifornia 57,000]

9 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

I always knew I liked Eurasians

[Magus Ossis 2,802]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

James Foster has plenty of potential, to be fair.

If not, the transfer portal is likely their next possible help. They have Mond, Foster, and Bairds-- and that includes the roster and signed recruits. Good chance Foster gets some snaps in 2019, so we may see.

[Katfid54 8,635]

Just now, texifornia said:

I always knew I liked Eurasians

[sushihorn 3,233]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I always knew I liked Eurasians

You're not wrong...

Edited February 13, 2019 by sushihorn

[texifornia 57,000]

7 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

If not, the transfer portal is likely their next possible help. They have Mond, Foster, and Bairds-- and that includes the roster and signed recruits. Good chance Foster gets some snaps in 2019, so we may see. 

How could you forget Manbun?

[Scholz 11,944]

Just now, texifornia said:

How could you forget Manbun?

Think you answered your own question there, my dude.

[Magus Ossis 2,802]

27 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

If not, the transfer portal is likely their next possible help. They have Mond, Foster, and Bairds-- and that includes the roster and signed recruits. Good chance Foster gets some snaps in 2019, so we may see.

 

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

How could you forget Manbun?

I put him in this bucket.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Must be a lot of players walking on egg shells about now. Dreading jumbo telling them "Have you ever thought about playing some Div II ball before"?

[sushihorn 3,233]

7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Must be a lot of players walking on egg shells about now. Dreading jumbo telling them "Have you ever thought about playing some Div II ball before"?

[texifornia 57,000]

[Scholz 11,944]

That's some pretty salty preemptive whining there.

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Impossible. Mond leaving would derail the "2020 is our year!!1!" narrative.

I'm sure him staying would actually scare you to death. 

[Machinator 32,099]

[Fud 9,552]

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Other than including MgGlothern and leaving off Lindberg, the names look fine, although I think the order is off. I think Alford, Washington, and McGowan could be right there too. 

[sushihorn 3,233]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Just a bizarre set of memes from aggy.  Their top WR had 48 touches last year (45 receptions, 3 carries).  Their beast of burden RB had almost 300 touches.

[Texasborn91 938]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This warms my heart. 

[Machinator 32,099]

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[Neonmoon 38,129]

On 2/3/2019 at 3:23 PM, Machinator said:

Always remember Texags doesn't discourage fans from tweeting at recruits, because you know...sometimes you just have to

 

[Katfid54 8,635]

"Reminder:  You should never tweet at recruits, but if you do tweet at recruits--and let's face it, we all know you're going to tweet at recruits--you should create a fake twitter profile and pretend to be a racist Texas fan."

[sushihorn 3,233]

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Always remember Texags doesn't discourage fans from tweeting at recruits, because you know...sometimes you just have to

 

"I don't always tweet at recruits.  But when I do it's always incredibly retarded."

--- the most interesting aggy on the web

[Tex Pete 20,399]

And really, using the "one of the richest universities in the world" is worthless to use on a kid that Texas is recruiting.

Little Brother, you have less money than we do, you make less money than we make, and your brand is worth less than ours is. Bringing attention to those things is a dumb idea for you, so I fully expect you to continue doing it.

[Fondren & Main 6,725]

People need to listen to ol' Sheriff Buford T. Justice wrt tweeting recruits.

"Oh, you can think about it, but DON'T do it.  Wouldn't look nice on my (internet)."

[HtownHorn 14,724]

33 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

"Reminder:  You should never tweet at recruits, but if you do tweet at recruits--and let's face it, we all know you're going to tweet at recruits--you should create a fake twitter profile and pretend to be a racist Texas fan."

Cause that worked out great for Daniel Figurelli, the racist former intern at PwC.

[Scholz 11,944]

31 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And really, using the "one of the richest universities in the world" is worthless to use on a kid that Texas is recruiting.

Little Brother, you have less money than we do, you make less money than we make, and your brand is worth less than ours is. Bringing attention to those things is a dumb idea for you, so I fully expect you to continue doing it.

But you see, loans = revenue so yer wrong, ya GD stupid sip.

[Sejjr 3,246]

21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Cause that worked out great for Daniel Figurelli, the racist former intern at PwC.

Is he related to the racist former intern at PwC currently named Daniel Joseph?

[Katfid54 8,635]

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Cause that worked out great for Daniel Figurelli, the racist former intern at PwC.

[Katfid54 8,635]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

But you see, loans = revenue so yer wrong, ya GD stupid sip. 

[Machinator 32,099]

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