Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[texaslong 678]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This guy is mad:

 

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Sounds like he might be a Liucci 44 guy. 

[texifornia 57,055]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Perroni seems to be out on an island on this one. The guy from Hamm's old site said A&M lags behind OU and Bama, and Collins told Baizer that UT is the leader.

As long as he doesn't have a father that's ready and waiting to reappear in his life after a conversation with Dameyune Craig, we should be ok.

[Scholz 11,955]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This guy is mad:

He’s just not having fun anymore.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Speaking of, if Aggy focuses on out of state prospects, the Luicci 44 is going to be hilariously interesting. 

[futureman 22,519]

13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

What pairs well with salmon btw?

a nice oaky cab with a side of female objectification. 

[texifornia 57,055]

[Newy25 7,703]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This guys has to be a troll. I’m thinking more and more he is one of you.

[billfromlaketravis 11,521]

39 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Speaking of, if Aggy focuses on out of state prospects, the Luicci 44 is going to be hilariously interesting. 

Stupid sip, Looch has ranked IMG kids in his top 44 before. And he'll do it again if they're leaning Aggy.

Edited February 17, 2019 by billfromlaketravis

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is that English?!

Thats drunkenese. Im fluent. 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Every kind of church imaginable on the drag, and this dick wrinkle doesn't think people can worship here. 

[TheBryMan81 2,515]

53 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Speaking of, if Aggy focuses on out of state prospects, the Luicci 44 is going to be hilariously interesting. 

Article titled:

"Where would A&M commits rank in state if they played in Texas?"

Problem solved.

[billfromlaketravis 11,521]

The narrative that Jimbo has recruited Florida well since arriving in College Station is yet another BS Aggy narrative that the national talking heads have accepted/promoted. A couple .89 composites is not recruiting Florida well. Wake me when they start taking recruits away from Florida and Georgia. 

[mr. sunshine 2,832]

36 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Every kind of church imaginable on the drag, and this dick wrinkle doesn't think people can worship here. 

No they’re just pissed that there’s more than one church to choose from 

[SydneyCarton 48,147]

47 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Every kind of church imaginable on the drag, and this dick wrinkle doesn't think people can worship here. 

I dont think that was his point. I believe he was attempting to say that no decent, church going salt of the earth type person would move to Lib Austin. Decent people who love God wont live in Austin, I believe he was saying. 

Now, what that has to do with Lindberg, who is from a church going family, choosing UT or going WEST to Stanford has to do with his statement of going East. But hes a fucking idiot. 

[markstanco 12,586]

a nice oaky cab with a side of female objectification. 

Funny, but incorrect.

[markstanco 12,586]

Pretty muted response to Garth

Ahhh, the unique position of "if he isnt any good we dodged a bullet".

No shit?

[futureman 22,519]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

1 hour ago, futureman said:

a nice oaky cab with a side of female objectification. 

Funny, but incorrect.

educate me. 

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

What's real football? Did we, or did we not play real football in the Sugar Bowl? I'm so confused. 

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

1 hour ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Every kind of church imaginable on the drag, and this dick wrinkle doesn't think people can worship here. 

Yeah, it’s pretty hilarious when he and other ags say stuff like that. 

I mean I saw CJ, Shack, and Shane at church this morning alone. lulz.

also, if Austin is some liberal hellhole, then can we get less ags to move here please?

Edited February 18, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[TexasMan 10,955]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Primo Daddy98 content in there. The Lindberg section is priceless.

 

God help us if we live in a world where Daddy play's chess and we're playing checkers. 

Edited February 18, 2019 by TexasMan

[SaucyJack 3,499]

1 hour ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Every kind of church imaginable on the drag, and this dick wrinkle doesn't think people can worship here. 

[texaslong 678]

2 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Every kind of church imaginable on the drag, and this dick wrinkle doesn't think people can worship here. 

We don't beat the hell out of religion like aggy does though.

[texifornia 57,055]

aggy on Garth - PNG kids "don't have SEC pedigree"

Quote

 

[TexasMan 10,955]

"These Texas kids are not SEC worthy"

 

Spoiler

 

[billfromlaketravis 11,521]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aggy on Garth - PNG kids "don't have SEC pedigree"

 

Justin Wells' head just exploded. 

[Bevo 13,593]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

aggy on Garth - PNG kids "don't have SEC pedigree"

 

Man, as a frequent visitor of Sabine Pass, calling PNG Southeast Texas threw me off. I guess he means the southern part of east texas and l can't tell if he includes Galena Park and Beaumont. Shane Dronett from Bridge City and Jerry Ball from Beaumont were pretty good. Bubba Smith and James Brown were pretty good too. Throw in Mel Farr and Louie Kelcher and Christine Michael and Frank Middleton and you could make a pretty good case that "southeast Texas" is a talent hotbed.

[Hank Chinaski 6,315]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Live from Austin:

Edited February 18, 2019 by Hank Chinaski

[Pato del Muerto 52,557]

Austin is a den of sinners, apparently. 

But, mr daddy98, isn’t that exactly the type of place a good Christian is supposed to go to spread the Word?

[Boerne Horn 418]

I had to get drunk to decipher Daddy98’s harangue. 

[HtownHorn 14,760]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Perroni seems to be out on an island on this one. The guy from Hamm's old site said A&M lags behind OU and Bama, and Collins told Baizer that UT is the leader.

Perroni was saying similar things about Garth a week ago. He literally has to finish every thought on a recruit with either aggy leads, aggy is higher than anyone thought, or wouldn't surprise me he lands at aggy. Otherwise he would lose subs every day, plus it just adds to the narrative that other teams cheated, and watch these guys get huge bumps in the rankings. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,312]

Have to admit, I'm sad not to see anything from Looch about Garth yet.

[Bevo14 8,358]

5 minutes ago, Boerne Horn said:

I had to smash my head in repeatedly with a hammer to decipher Daddy98’s harangue. 

fify

Edited February 18, 2019 by Bevo14

[billfromlaketravis 11,521]

Daddy98 removed his business card from his sig. That's a shame. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,521]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Have to admit, I'm sad not to see anything from Looch about Garth yet.

His podcast should be fun tomorrow. I guarantee the "2020 in state class stinks, Jimbo has to go OOS" narrative begins in earnest this week. 

[texifornia 57,055]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Daddy98 removed his business card from his sig. That's a shame. 

Smart. It's not like the entirety of the recruiting internet already knows his name and occupation or anything.

[sushihorn 3,233]

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aggy on Garth - PNG kids "don't have SEC pedigree"

 

Meaning they're not inbred with weak bladders like pedigreed cocker spaniels? 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Daddy98 removed his business card from his sig. That's a shame. 

I dont think it’s hard finding Aggys to sell insurance to in Katy. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,521]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Smart. It's not like the entirety of the recruiting internet already knows his name and occupation or anything.

I've forgotten his name, but I remember he sells insurance in Spring. 

[Wishbone 4,766]

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Daddy98 removed his business card from his sig. That's a shame. 

His non-aggy partner gave him an ultimatum?

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,613]

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I've forgotten his name, but I remember he sells insurance in Spring. 

Paul Pesheck or something along those lines.  Guess the aggy network isn’t strong enough to keep him from spending time posting horrible evals on texags.

[billfromlaketravis 11,521]

7 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Paul Pesheck or something along those lines.  Guess the aggy network isn’t strong enough to keep him from spending time posting horrible evals on texags.

He's a GigEm247 man, but I guarantee he posts on TexAgs. Maybe uses a different handle.

[WBT 20,650]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

aggy on Garth - PNG kids "don't have SEC pedigree"

 

Greg Brown wasn't too impressed with Dustin Long's bdf pedigree

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Paul Pesek - Farmers Insurance 

https://agents.farmers.com/tx/houston/paul-pesek

 

 

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Paul Pesek - Farmers Insurance 

https://agents.farmers.com/tx/houston/paul-pesek

 

 

Hahahaha I totally forgot he got an MBA in Finance at aggy so he could sell people a combine and save deal on their renters and auto insurance.

 

[Dbeasy 15,078]

Seeing all these aggy posts makes one realize that there really is a serious inferiority complex at work with these poor people. They can only deal with reality by distorting it to always make themselves the winners and the stars of their own little movies. A psychiatrist would have a field day with these folks.

[sushihorn 3,233]

The good news for aggy is that so many elite players are committing early to The University of Texas.  They should be able to see which leftovers Jimbo gets to choose from much earlier than usual this recruiting cycle.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

The narrative that Jimbo has recruited Florida well since arriving in College Station is yet another BS Aggy narrative that the national talking heads have accepted/promoted. A couple .89 composites is not recruiting Florida well. Wake me when they start taking recruits away from Florida and Georgia. 

And UCF. lulz

[Sejjr 3,246]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Seeing all these aggy posts makes one realize that there really is a serious inferiority complex at work with these poor people. They can only deal with reality by distorting it to always make themselves the winners and the stars of their own little movies. A psychiatrist would have a field day with these folks.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

I can't believe daddy98 is a real person. 

I was shocked when I realized it wasn't a Longhorn trolling their boards. 

Edited February 18, 2019 by texasstrong12

[Newy25 7,703]

Who gets a degree in accounting and an MBA in finance to sell car insurance?