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  On 2/18/2019 at 8:47 PM, Lobwedgephil said:
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If I am reading this like the thoughts from the Aggy staff, we are going head to head on at least 7-8 players here in Texas as priorities. The way he describes Collins and several others it is clear that both schools have set their sights on the same core group of elite players. 

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  On 2/18/2019 at 8:45 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Perhaps it's a novel concept in this day and age, but yes, I do take what people say seriously. And generally speaking, at their word until they've demonstrated a reason that I shouldn't. What should you do? Perhaps take the shit that pours out of your mouth and your keyboard more seriously. At the very least maybe not revel in the fact that the shit you posted 1 page ago isn't real and you didn't *really* mean it, or lie about it a few posts later. 

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Here's the problem. You miss nothing by putting that wordshitter on ignore. I mean nothing. It's like putting Phlegm on ignore. They just pull up and take their own personal grumpies on threads over and over and it it's all insipid, meaningless drivel that fails to move the conversation along. The only time I ever even pause to think about what this goober is doing is when you're fucking quoting him. I think the rest of the recruiting board may have that thread-dumper blocked at this point. Pull yourself together and stop stooping to the banal and forcing the rest of us to also bear witness to his posts. 

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  On 2/18/2019 at 8:36 PM, TexasMan said:

12:30 Brauninger, "Demas is the greatest athlete I've ever covered and I don't know why he's not #1" which leads Looch on a long crying rant about 247 recruiting rankings influenced by "the shush man and gooseneck". 

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Brauninger is getting as bad as Looch...

when you watch his film, Demas usually looks like the best athlete on the field.

Myles Garrett looked like he was playing on the wrong field.

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  On 2/18/2019 at 11:13 PM, golfclap said:

NSIAP but if Demas flips to Bama it's going to remove their souls because they've moved on from Julio Jones, Megatron, etc ... 

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Or if he signs with A&M, doesn't qualify, and ends up at Bama two years later 

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  On 2/18/2019 at 8:36 PM, TexasMan said:

12:30 Brauninger, "Demas is the greatest athlete I've ever covered and I don't know why he's not #1" which leads Looch on a long crying rant about 247 recruiting rankings influenced by "the shush man and gooseneck". 

48:15 "Which Longhorns WR commit will eventually be ranked higher than Demas?" Plus, they go down memory lane about 2000s UT commits, like an aggy radio show should do.

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0112402-nwwq.mp3

 

 

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my god, i spend far too much of my life worrying about a&m football and i would rather be sodomized by bevo himself than listen to one second of billy fucking liucci discuss literally anything. 

 

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  On 2/18/2019 at 11:13 PM, golfclap said:
NSIAP but if Demas flips to Bama it's going to remove their souls because they've moved on from Julio Jones, Megatron, etc ... 

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Demas walk on water better than those lizards that walk on water that I saw on the discovery channel. In fact he may be the best I’ve seen at water walking since Jesus

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not only the best receiver in the State this year, but the best receiver in the nation this year, and better than sip McCoy from last year....but best player in the country, so much better than Evans that college coaches should stop recruiting running backs altogether.

in fact, not only is he the best player that any aggy  recruiting service has ever scouted, but he is the best since players that they didn't even scout like Randy Moss. 

 

is that about how they are salving their wounds on this particular afternoon?

 

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  On 2/19/2019 at 12:20 AM, TtomTerrific said:
not only the best receiver in the State this year, but the best receiver in the nation this year, and better than sip McCoy from last year....but best player in the country, so much better than Evans that college coaches should stop recruiting running backs altogether.
in fact, not only is he the best player that any aggy  recruiting service has ever scouted, but he is the best since players that they didn't even scout like Randy Moss. 
 
is that about how they are salving their wounds on this particular afternoon?
 

Also. He is faster than Teddy Lehman.
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  On 2/19/2019 at 12:20 AM, TtomTerrific said:

not only the best receiver in the State this year, but the best receiver in the nation this year, and better than sip McCoy from last year....but best player in the country, so much better than Evans that college coaches should stop recruiting running backs altogether.

in fact, not only is he the best player that any aggy  recruiting service has ever scouted, but he is the best since players that they didn't even scout like Randy Moss. 

 

is that about how they are salving their wounds on this particular afternoon?

 

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Hell, they'll never need to recruit another player again. Demas is all they'll need for eternity.

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  On 2/19/2019 at 12:20 AM, TtomTerrific said:

not only the best receiver in the State this year, but the best receiver in the nation this year, and better than sip McCoy from last year....but best player in the country, so much better than Evans that college coaches should stop recruiting running backs altogether.

in fact, not only is he the best player that any aggy  recruiting service has ever scouted, but he is the best since players that they didn't even scout like Randy Moss. 

  

 is that about how they are salving their wounds on this particular afternoon?

  

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Also, right now he is the most underrated recruit in the history of the recruiting services

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  On 2/19/2019 at 12:20 AM, TtomTerrific said:
not only the best receiver in the State this year, but the best receiver in the nation this year, and better than sip McCoy from last year....but best player in the country, so much better than Evans that college coaches should stop recruiting running backs altogether.
in fact, not only is he the best player that any aggy  recruiting service has ever scouted, but he is the best since players that they didn't even scout like Randy Moss. 
 
is that about how they are salving their wounds on this particular afternoon?
 


Also, he found a cure for ringworm. Which is a scourge amongst cattle and college station
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  On 2/18/2019 at 9:43 PM, Neonmoon said:

You never know what will break Aggy every year. Some years, it’s on the field, some it’s recruiting rankings or flips. So far, it looks like they’re all in on Demas as their “big win” for 2020. 

So him flipping could break them. I’m not saying it’s even a remote possibility. I’m just trying to figure out what will break them

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Our butt fucking LSU would be a start.

A great start.

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  On 2/19/2019 at 12:20 AM, TtomTerrific said:

not only the best receiver in the State this year, but the best receiver in the nation this year, and better than sip McCoy from last year....but best player in the country, so much better than Evans that college coaches should stop recruiting running backs altogether.

in fact, not only is he the best player that any aggy  recruiting service has ever scouted, but he is the best since players that they didn't even scout like Randy Moss. 

 

is that about how they are salving their wounds on this particular afternoon?

 

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Ya got Texags on line 2 with a job offer. 

 

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  On 2/19/2019 at 3:07 AM, Sejjr said:

Is this not the most perfect representation of Peak aggy? This is what they have always done, from Carriger's forearms, all the way to Randy Moss' and Jerry Rice's bastard love-child Demas. They are truly gifted at one thing, and that is revising ANY narrative to always make aggy look like they are THE BEST!

It isn't enough to have a commitment from a true 5-star elite player. No sir. This must be the single greatest football specimen that has ever existed in the last 30 years. It isn't enough to have students serve in WW2...they must be fellated by General Patton and be the best student warriors ever known to mankind, including those slackers at the Service Academies! It isn't enough to have a lot of money...no, aggy must be the richest school basically ever in the history of modern finance. Student Body: BEST! Stadium: BEST! Head Coach: BESTEST EVER!!

And yet, these legendary revisionists have spent the better part of the last month complaining loudly about recruiting rankings being revised in favor of Texas. 

They will never change, and they will never stop tripping over their tiny dicks in the most embarrassing fashion. It is a truly unique spectacle that I will never get tired of. 

 

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O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother”

― George Orwell, 1984 or Fish Camp, any year

 

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  On 2/19/2019 at 12:20 AM, TtomTerrific said:

not only the best receiver in the State this year, but the best receiver in the nation this year, and better than sip McCoy from last year....but best player in the country, so much better than Evans that college coaches should stop recruiting running backs altogether.

in fact, not only is he the best player that any aggy  recruiting service has ever scouted, but he is the best since players that they didn't even scout like Randy Moss. 

 

is that about how they are salving their wounds on this particular afternoon?

 

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So, you’re saying he good?

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They will never change, and they will never stop tripping over their tiny dicks in the most embarrassing fashion. It is a truly unique spectacle that I will never get tired of. 

Well, I know for a fact that you can’t trip over your own tiny dick.  Just saying.

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  On 2/19/2019 at 3:46 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
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Hilarious they believe they're landing a 5* RB, and some kid from Seattle will give them the time of day. Hell, they might as well add Milton to the mix since they're so desirable. Why stop there? 

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  On 2/19/2019 at 3:59 AM, TexasMan said:

So now the National Championship window for aggy is from 20-22, eh?

Hell, why not three peat ships, Looch? Be bold. 

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Remember the formula.  The prediction has to be far enough away the idiots will mostly have forgotten by the time it was supposed to have happened but close enough to keep the rubes lathered up and chasing.

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So Sam Adams Jr's. dad and grandpa both played in the NFL and pops is an aggy legacy.  He won't give them the time of day.  West coast kid is not going to waste 4 years in the shithole. The rest of the Lucci crap is hard to read.    Grandpa is from Jasper,  dad is from Houston and despite that, I  bet the kid spurns aggy.  

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  On 2/19/2019 at 3:46 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
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Max Wright talk not going away.  Wonder why their fans are so anxious to hear about him.

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  On 2/19/2019 at 3:46 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
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Personally, I'd love for a gaggle of recent Miss America contestants to reverse gangbang me. There's a higher chance of that happening than aggy winning a national championship in the next 3 years ever

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  On 2/19/2019 at 4:21 AM, lemonandaturd said:

So Sam Adams Jr's. dad and grandpa both played in the NFL and pops is an aggy legacy.  He won't give them the time of day.  West coast kid is not going to waste 4 years in the shithole. The rest of the Lucci crap is hard to read.    Grandpa is from Jasper,  dad is from Houston and despite that, I  bet the kid spurns aggy.  

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  On 2/19/2019 at 4:29 AM, WBT said:

Lucci: You also have a group of twitter trogs acting as if Tom Herman and the Sssssshhh Man have taken over the world with them beating Georgia.

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This fucker is a shameful jealous tool.  He chose to go to a piss ant school full of burr head fake soldiers.  They won't win shit in Jimbo's lifetime.  

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  On 2/18/2019 at 7:02 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Exciting enough that the thought of going out of my way to make a known aggy moron’s life “miserable” doesnt appeal to me. Laughing at Daddy98 as he perpetually steps on the rake of life amusing to many of us. But his idiocy is self inflicted. Trying to make myself feel better by making him feel shittier, thanks, but ill take a pass on that. 

I come to shaggy for intelligent discourse and to follow recruiting. And gifs. Poking that retard with a stick doesnt make my list.  

 

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Legit CSB. The first time I ever heard the phrase "chin pubes" was when I was a high school freshman, in 1981. The girl who said it was a senior; we were at choir practice, and she was explaining why "there's no way in hell" she would date a particularly noxious guy. She became a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader the following summer. Full circle.

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  On 2/19/2019 at 3:46 AM, Lobwedgephil said:

As far as Texas, their boorish fans are literally celebrating two things right now: Finishing one spot ahead of A&M in the final recruiting standings (while ignoring the ESPN rankings) and beating Georgia. Well, you have the ESPN rankings and incredible rise of guys like Owens, Hookfin and Warren that they're ignoring, yet they're the same mouth-breathers who say Ags are the kings of moral victories. You also have a group of twitter trogs acting as if Tom Herman and the Sssssshhh Man have taken over the world with them beating Georgia without so much as realizing one hilarious fact: A game earlier, A&M beat LSUthe team that beat UGA by three touchdowns and finished ranked higher than the Dawgs in the final standings. Ignorance truly is bliss, isn't it?

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He's right. We are celebrating beating the #2 team from the vaunted SEC and frankly, won't stop celebrating it any time soon, especially when we continue to get daily reminders of how much that win broke aggy. And yes, we are LITERALLY celebrating the fact that we finished ahead of aggy because it is fucking hilarious. And yes Chin Pubes, we are ignoring the ESPN rankings because everyone ignores them. And the transitive property in college football is never a good argument, even for a trog doing an extremely long-running Smashmouth cosplay.

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I couldn’t read that entire looch piece of fiction, but I read enough to glean a couple of things. 

1) most overrated next year he picks Auburn. Most underrated he picks aggy of course, and says they might get an impressive early win against...auburn. Same fucking paragraph, maybe consecutive sentences. 

2) without sec, they don’t get jimbo.  He either means that 75 million wouldn’t have done it if they were bdf, or he means they wouldn’t have had the money to offer that much in bdf. Either position is hilarious. 

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