Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[sushihorn 3215]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

He's right. We are celebrating beating the #2 team from the vaunted SEC and frankly, won't stop celebrating it any time soon, especially when we continue to get daily reminders of how much that win broke aggy. And yes, we are LITERALLY celebrating the fact that we finished ahead of aggy because it is fucking hilarious. And yes Chin Pubes, we are ignoring the ESPN rankings because everyone ignores them. And the transitive property in college football is never a good argument, even for a trog doing an extremely long-running Smashmouth cosplay.

If you really want to see their blood pressure spike, just mention that the Horns beat Georgia much more impressively than Alabama did.  So obviously Texas would have dominated ANY TEAM in the SEC using the transitive property.

Edited February 19, 2019 by sushihorn
+rep for the Smashmouth reference

[RabidM 2589]

We don't ignore the ESPN rankings. They're accounted for in the composite ranking. He's cherry picking one subset of data and ignoring the whole. 

[Pato del Muerto 51918]

5 minutes ago, RabidM said:

We don't ignore the ESPN rankings. They're accounted for in the composite ranking. He's cherry picking one subset of data and ignoring the whole. 

He’s cherry picking the minority as correct and the majority as flawed. And then taking the next step and claiming the flaw is conspiratorial in nature. 

[EZ$ 2087]

He sure does skate around the questions that would prove he’s a heterosexual.

[markstanco 12424]

“Shush man” is racist?  

I too am not sure the direction of his narrative he is trying to push.

[Fud 9516]

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Hilarious they believe they're landing a 5* RB, and some kid from Seattle will give them the time of day. Hell, they might as well add Milton to the mix since they're so desirable. Why stop there? 

He's not a 5*. Do you ever get anything right?

[South Austin 51428]

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

He sure does skate around the questions that would prove he’s a heterosexual.

Wouldn’t you if you were a gay man living in College Station?

[Orange&White 5497]

9 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Tell me a story about an interesting recruitment or coaching change.

I'd say the most interesting coaching changes in recent years would have to be the Chavis and Elko hires simply because of some of the monster names that were involved, and in each instance, VERY close (as in within hours) of taking the job. Interestingly enough, Jimbo really ended up getting his man in Elko, with Aranda coming out of left field and wanting the job in much the same way Chavis did, only confusing the situation late while Elko was still coaching at Notre Dame and had not yet signed or formally taken the job. The first time around, I'm 100% convinced Sumlin had chosen D.J. Durkin (and Greg Mattison from Michigan) over Bud Foster when Chief came calling from Baton Rouge. Throw in the fact that the plane was gassed up and ready to go pick up Pat Narduzzi prior to the Chavis hire, and you have some pretty entertaining drama to follow Not to mention the ridiculousness that was out there in the form of false rumors. Funny thing is, the last three head coaching hires have been very quick and without much drama whatsoever, even pulling Jimbo away from FSU didn't feature much drama outside of the last few days. When a Christmas tree on the curb and whether or not the coach is going to work the sidelines of the final game, you're doing pretty good.

This is some straight up, uncut, 100% pure aggie cocaine delusion. 

Once you reach that level of delusion, you may as well throw in Belichick as well.

[cochamps 1866]

7 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

using transitive property to devalue the Georgia win is the most aggy move ever. 

We have beaten Georgia more times than aggy since they joined the SEC.  wait, why?  

 

That will still be the case in Dec when, you know, aggy has actually played them after 8 years.

[Chopper 15947]

Are you crazy kids insinuating there's something suspicious about a self-confirmed bachelor of approximate 40 years of age who loves to hang in Vegas with "the boys" and who expresses public excitement about who his "valentine's date" is? #ThatBlowoutTho

[Neonmoon 38126]

Lucci does stalk a Dallas Cheerleader on Twitter. It's a little scary. 

[sushihorn 3215]

57 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Are you crazy kids insinuating there's something suspicious about a self-confirmed bachelor of approximate 40 years of age who loves to hang in Vegas with "the boys" and who expresses public excitement about who his "valentine's date" is? #ThatBlowoutTho

It depends.  Did Looch and "the boys" stay at the Artisan?

[HtownHorn 14293]

Burton said today one of the aggy OL commits that visited this past weekend wanted to flip to Texas. The coaching staff told him to pound sand, because everyone knows we are getting Lindberg and George to go along with the other 3 guys currently committed.

Edited February 19, 2019 by HtownHorn

[EZ$ 2087]

16 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Lucci does stalk a Dallas Cheerleader on Twitter. It's a little scary. 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

32 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Burton said today one of the aggy OL commits that visited this past weekend wanted to flip to Texas. The coaching staff told him to pound sand, because everyone knows we are getting Lindberg and George to go along with the other 3 guys currently committed.

But the ministry said neither of them enjoyed their visit. Guess that is why. 

[Scholz 11893]

34 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Burton said today one of the aggy OL commits that visited this past weekend wanted to flip to Texas.

[Machinator 32097]

[Scholz 11893]

[bEastTexas 497]

39 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Burton said today one of the aggy OL commits that visited this past weekend wanted to flip to Texas. The coaching staff told him to pound sand, because everyone knows we are getting Lindberg and George to go along with the other 3 guys currently committed.

What did he say? I can’t find it. 

[SydneyCarton 47107]

40 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Burton said today one of the aggy OL commits that visited this past weekend wanted to flip to Texas. The coaching staff told him to pound sand, because everyone knows we are getting Lindberg and George to go along with the other 3 guys currently committed.

Screencap if you can, sir?

[Machinator 32097]

Sounds like Burton deleted it. But this is what was posted on the Texas 2020 board:

I'm told a verbal commitment of Texas A&M's, a player who visited Texas this weekend, wanted to discuss flipping his pledge to the Horns on Saturday. But the Horns' coaches were unwilling to go there because they had higher priorities on the board still available at that specific position.

So naturally what happened?

The player who just an hour earlier was trying to flip to Texas, then became all anti-Texas.

No big deal. It happens.

[SydneyCarton 47107]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Sounds like Burton deleted it. But this is what was posted on the Texas 2020 board:

 

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I'm told a verbal commitment of Texas A&M's, a player who visited Texas this weekend, wanted to discuss flipping his pledge to the Horns on Saturday. But the Horns' coaches were unwilling to go there because they had higher priorities on the board still available at that specific position.

So naturally what happened?

The player who just an hour earlier was trying to flip to Texas, then became all anti-Texas.

No big deal. It happens.

 

Thanks, have some rep. We all view Damien George as a future guard, or that he sticks at tackle? I'm assuming that player was Akinola Ogunbiyi considering how pro aTm he was coming out of the meeting, but Chibuzo makes more sense. 

[Machinator 32097]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks, have some rep. We all view Damien George as a future guard, or that he sticks at tackle? I'm assuming that player was Akinola Ogunbiyi considering how pro aTm he was coming out of the meeting, but Chibuzo makes more sense. 

Left to right, here's how I envision it:

Garth-Majors-Parr-George-Lindberg

[Katfid54 8575]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Left to right, here's how I envision it:

Garth-Majors-Parr-George-Lindberg

if you're envisioning a line blocking against a traditional 4-down front (i.e., from left to right a 9 or 7 tech DE, a 3 tech DT, a 1 tech NG, and a 4 or 5 tech DE), which is what/how most people usually project an OL, then I've got to think the staff will flip Majors and George in your lineup.

[Burt Macklin 18960]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks, have some rep. We all view Damien George as a future guard, or that he sticks at tackle? I'm assuming that player was Akinola Ogunbiyi considering how pro aTm he was coming out of the meeting, but Chibuzo makes more sense. 

George is likely a guard. I’ll be surprised if he sticks at tackle. I’ll also be a little surprised if he excels at guard. He’s already on the tall side and doesn’t have the best feet ever. I’m not real high on George. His listed weight is 320 but IT he said he told them he played the title game at 340-350. He reminds me a bit of some of the guys we’ve made fun of other schools for taking, although I don’t think he’s that bad. 

In a vacuum, I think we could find a better prospect with our 5th OL take, but there’s obviously the Evans factor, and if he helps us get Evans then it’s worth it.

Edited February 19, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[Post Oak 20068]

7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

George is likely a guard. I’ll be surprised if he sticks at tackle. I’ll also be a little surprised if he sticks at guard. I’m not real high on George. His listed weight is 320 but IT he said he told them he played the title game at 340-350. He reminds me a bit of some of the guys we’ve made fun of other schools for taking, although I don’t think he’s that bad. 

In a vacuum, I think we could find a better prospect with our 5th OL take, but there’s obviously the Evans factor, and if he helps us get Evans then it’s worth it.

The weight is concerning however even Shephard got his weight down.  shouldnt be too hard if he works at it.  

[Not a Sock 2308]

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks, have some rep. We all view Damien George as a future guard, or that he sticks at tackle? I'm assuming that player was Akinola Ogunbiyi considering how pro aTm he was coming out of the meeting, but Chibuzo makes more sense. 

Chibuzo is probably going to get trapped door'd with Turner gone and is looking for a landing spot.

[RomaVicta 29477]

13 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

I know Shannon Terry very well and consider him a friend, and I know for a fact there's no anti-A&M bias on his part. I also know that Bobby Burton's involvement in these things is no longer anything close to what it was, but my honest opinion is that Texas seems to have some level of heightened influence somewhere in the process.

[Elmer_Fudd 22002]

4 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Chibuzo is probably going to get trapped door'd with Turner gone and is looking for a landing spot.

Wasnt Akinola the one who didn't want to talk with the media after the weekend?  He may have been the one who wanted to flip.

[texaslong 678]

11 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

using transitive property to devalue the Georgia win is the most aggy move ever. 

They also shouldn’t have won that LSU game. Play that game again and LSU destroys them.

[Burt Macklin 18960]

7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

The weight is concerning however even Shephard got his weight down.  shouldnt be too hard if he works at it.  

It’s not just the weight. He doesn’t have the feet or athleticism of Shepherd and he bends at the waste a lot. I will say, he doesn’t have any film from this year posted, so hopefully he’s improved in some of those areas.

I’m not sure he would be one of the staff’s top 5 without Evans, but he’s not a total JAG either, so it’s fine.

[Hornsfan91 181]

But just last week Akinola got offered by Ohio State and called it his dream offer.

[Fud 9516]

47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks, have some rep. We all view Damien George as a future guard, or that he sticks at tackle? I'm assuming that player was Akinola Ogunbiyi considering how pro aTm he was coming out of the meeting, but Chibuzo makes more sense. 

George is a guard all the way, imo 

[Katfid54 8575]

59 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He doesn’t have the feet or athleticism of Shepherd and he bends at the waste a lot.

*Waist, you puss-brained ptarmigan!

[texifornia 55994]

Fedora and Beaty hires are because "Herman got his head caved in on the Texas recruiting trail"

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[maninblack 7974]

[Burt Macklin 18960]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

*Waist, you puss-brained ptarmigan!

That’s what I get for typing on my phone.

Just now, texifornia said:

Fedora and Beaty hires are because "Herman got his head caved in on the Texas recruiting trail"

 

Lulz. Yes we hired two former HCs who can’t leave campus to beat aggy in recruiting.

[sushihorn 3215]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Lulz. Yes we hired two former HCs who can’t leave campus to beat aggy in recruiting.

Texas signed one of the best recruiting classes in the nation in back to back years.  Tom Herman has a great start on a 3rd class that is equal to or better than the last 2.  The lies aggy have to tell each other to get through the day are just amazing.

[Machinator 32097]

Is Bo Darville one of the more tenured delusional TexAgs posters?

[texaslong 678]

Same old crap Luicci. He personally attacked Mack when he was here, then followed that with personally attacking Charlie (Chollie as he refered to him, which is a racist name) while he was here. Now he’s attacking Herman and BC. If I were an aggy, I’d be embarrassed of him, not supporting him.

[Leanderman 2207]

Been missing karen keylargo and her predictions? Quality entertainment getting harder to find these days.

[texaslong 678]

1 minute ago, sushihorn said:

Texas signed one of the best recruiting classes in the nation in back to back years.  Tom Herman has a great start on a 3rd class that is equal to or better than the last 2.  The lies aggy have to tell each other to get through the day are just amazing.

It’s why Luicci tries to put the narrative out there that Herman is getting killed by Jimbo. He knows what’s coming.

[Vertigo 20203]

14 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Jimbo really ended up getting his man in Elko, with Aranda coming out of left field and wanting the job in much the same way Chavis did, only confusing the situation late while Elko was still coaching at Notre Dame and had not yet signed or formally taken the job. The first time around, I'm 100% convinced Sumlin had chosen D.J. Durkin (and Greg Mattison from Michigan) over Bud Foster when Chief came calling from Baton Rouge. Throw in the fact that the plane was gassed up and ready to go pick up Pat Narduzzi prior to the Chavis hire, and you have some pretty entertaining drama to follow Not to mention the ridiculousness that was out there in the form of false rumors.

Ho  lee  shit Billy..  

[texaslong 678]

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

That’s what I get for typing on my phone.

Lulz. Yes we hired two former HCs who can’t leave campus to beat aggy in recruiting.

The beauty of it is these are two aggys helping Texas win.

[Katfid54 8575]

Just now, Vertigo said:

14 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Jimbo really ended up getting his man in Elko, with Aranda coming out of left field and wanting the job in much the same way Chavis did, only confusing the situation late while Elko was still coaching at Notre Dame and had not yet signed or formally taken the job. The first time around, I'm 100% convinced Sumlin had chosen D.J. Durkin (and Greg Mattison from Michigan) over Bud Foster when Chief came calling from Baton Rouge. Throw in the fact that the plane was gassed up and ready to go pick up Pat Narduzzi prior to the Chavis hire, and you have some pretty entertaining drama to follow Not to mention the ridiculousness that was out there in the form of false rumors.

Ho  lee  shit Billy..  

At the last minute, Bill Belicheck called and asked to interview, but Jimbo was convinced Elko is the best defensive mind in football.

[Katfid54 8575]

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

The beauty of it is these are two aggys helping Texas win.

Or, y'know, maybe just go with the truth, which is neither of them are aggys.

[sushihorn 3215]

7 minutes ago, texaslong said:

It’s why Luicci tries to put the narrative out there that Herman is getting killed by Jimbo. He knows what’s coming.

Dear aggy,

That light at the end of the tunnel?  It's a train.  That is all.

Sincerely, CFB

[rickyspub 801]

4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Or, y'know, maybe just go with the truth, which is neither of them are aggys.

Well Beaty coached there and Fedora went to aggy Consolidated. Considering farting in College Station is enough to earn their 'coveted' Former Student title, I think they both could claim aggy status if they really wished to.

[texaslong 678]

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Or, y'know, maybe just go with the truth, which is neither of them are aggys.

I don’t know why I thought Beaty graduated from there. Fedora grew up there and was a fan growing up right?

[Radical Larry 28376]

Is Bo Darville one of the more tenured delusional TexAgs posters?

You can post “fucking idiot” here.