Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[South Austin 52521]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you want a sure thing, go find South Austin's mom. 

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[Ricky Butler 2730]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I lived near Rice village from 2002-2005, when I was fresh out of college with my first job and what, for the first time in my life, felt like disposable income. I jogged around that track every morning, for 3 years, and I frequented the bars in Rice Village with co-workers probably 2-3 times a week. You couldn't be more wrong if you changed your name to Longhorn94 and started swearing that Texas was going to sign Garrett Wilson. 

I’ve never seen a more roundabout way to brag that you jog every morning. 

[SydneyCarton 48112]

Just now, Ricky Butler said:

I’ve never seen a more roundabout way to brag that you jog every morning. 

No. I JOGGED every morning. Past tense. Im sure im almost as fat as most of the rest of you fucks these days. Almost.

[Ravishing Rick 1129]

55 minutes ago, Fud said:

One of my best friends played at Rice about five years ago, and says it was a experience different from almost any other FBS school because most of the student body resents the meathead athletes, are antisocial autist genius types, or are foreign, and there aren't many attractive girls to throw themselves at the athletes like there are at other schools 

Yes this is accurate.  The athletes aren’t the cool kids, but rather the “wtf are those idiots doing in the same classroom as me” kids. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I haven't been there in ages, so I don't know what it's like now, I just know that in the late 80's, early 90's... Abilene Christian for the win.

Meanwhile, Texas A&I (I'll be buried in the cold, hard ground afore I call it A&M Kingsville) is a Vic Mackey wet dream, with only a very small handful of exceptions.

[Coach pop a bitch 5483]

32 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No. I JOGGED every morning. Past tense. Im sure im almost as fat as most of the rest of you fucks these days. Almost.

[Not a Sock 2313]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I haven't been there in ages, so I don't know what it's like now, I just know that in the late 80's, early 90's... Abilene Christian for the win.

Meanwhile, Texas A&I (I'll be buried in the cold, hard ground afore I call it A&M Kingsville) is a Vic Mackey wet dream, with only a very small handful of exceptions.

And those few exceptions are dumb as fuck and dating some oil field trash guy named Ryder who comes in from west Texas in a 98 doge dually and tries to fight everybody at the like two bars in the town.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Rice has about 6,000 students grad and undergrad. At 47% female, that’s a total pool of 2800 females. Whatever the normal distribution curve for hotness is, I imagine Rice’s 17% acceptance rate skews it and not in a good way, in addition to the self selection that happens initially that students don’t bother applying in the first place. 

Having run the Rice trail for years there is talent at Rice.  

EDIT- My time period was a decade after Sydney's but I only saw those that ran. Nor would I know who was really from West U and who were Rice coeds.

Edited May 9, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Nolacycling 893]

"Chicks I never banged" talk not going away.

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Having run the Rice trail for years there is talent at Rice.  

You need a student ID to run here?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You need a student ID to run here?

Nope everyone in the area runs the loop around campus.  It is 2.5-3 miles long.

Edited May 8, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Goodman 3273]

Most of that talent are west u girls & moms, agree that they are talented. 

For me, the private schools are behind the state schools based on numbers alone. Those of you saying we have no talent need to walk around campus and Austin more. You have 25K chicks around campus and on any given weekend you have another 2K chicks from Aggie/BU/Trinity/St Eds/State looking for a pickle tickle.

[RomaVicta 29940]

 

 

Boring shit.

[texifornia 57027]

22 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Having run the Rice trail for years there is talent at Rice.  

EDIT- My time period was a decade after Sydney's but I only saw those that ran. Nor would I know who was really from West U and who were Rice coeds.

Prettiest girl I ever saw in my life was in West U. The locals are *wow*.

[SydneyCarton 48112]

20 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Having run the Rice trail for years there is talent at Rice.  

EDIT- My time period was a decade after Sydney's but I only saw those that ran. Nor would I know who was really from West U and who were Rice coeds.

Goodman nailed it. There was always an attractive enough mom or two running. A few times a week there was a flat out hot girl who i always pegged as a girl in med school who lived in the area (usually by an undergrad shirt from an OOS school). But most of the girls who were surefire coeds were butterfaces at best, butter-sculptures at worst. I vaguely remember one coed who was either a volleyball or basketball player (for the obvious reason) who was good looking, but thats all I remember.

Most of the hot talent are/were med students or nurses who lived near work. 

[TexasBeta 1265]

Prettiest girl I ever saw in my life was in West U. The locals are *wow*.

Money has a tendency to do that.

[Deej 76842]

Look at all the hotties sheltering in place at the vet school today.

Edited May 9, 2019 by Deej

[Bevo14 8349]

That's a lot of livestock to treat.

[SaucyJack 3495]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Look at all the hotties sheltering in place at the vet school today.

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[Pato del Muerto 52530]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Look at all the hotties sheltering in place at the vet school today.

Where’d they put the students?

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

Posters on this thread right now:

[Dbeasy 15073]

My wife worked as an event planner at Rice for like 8 years, or something to that effect. She was responsible for many of the big celebrations there, like Commencement, and whatever dumb BBQ event that launched each school year for the freshmen and/or sophomores. She basically just described the entire undergraduate population as "A bunch of weird dorks unleashed in an environment where other people will have sex with them for the first time." 
So, sounds about right. She has some tremendous stories. 

Your wife sounds like a judgemental, pretentious know it all. She obviously posts on Surly under the user name SydneyCarton.

[Elmer_Fudd 22295]

Any update on Mowery or Ellison?  

[Goodman 3273]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Look at all the hotties sheltering in place at the vet school today.

D-Line & LB's get all over that hall.

[TKthunder2 4992]

15 hours ago, Fud said:

The two things that come up behind the scenes with King Haynes are that he and his family are LSU fans, and that he wants to play in the SEC. The three top schools, assuming LSU doesn't push, appear to be A&M, Auburn, and Tennessee

Orgeron is a fucking moron if he doesn't trapdoor one of their committed scrubs for him, Arkansas would seemingly be a big threat if it wasn't for Chad's son Chandler Morris, who's a pretty good QB prospect, Tennessee's 2018 and 2019 signees were both 3* pro style guys, Auburn just signed a stud in Bo Nix, and A&M has junior to be Mond and a bunch of garbage. 

To me, if LSU doesn't push, A&M and Tennessee make the most sense. 

 

 

 

Just FYI I told you guys that word around town was that Tennessee was the favorite months ago.

 

[markstanco 12583]

Rice might have the worst girls in the FBS, service academies excluded 

Hmmm, I don't know. I was there on campus 3 years ago for a few hours.

But then again I'm in my 40s. So, you know. Dirty ol man.

[billfromlaketravis 11519]

7 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any update on Mowery or Ellison?  

Still dumb. 

[Fud 9552]

7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Just FYI I told you guys that word around town was that Tennessee was the favorite months ago. 

 

He's actually heavily leaning A&M now, per the most recent info 

[PilotsError 2309]

Get out of here with that recruiting shit.  This is a livestock thread now.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

18 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Girls at Baylor were not impressive.

come on, the girls at Baylor are so impressive they bring out uncontrollable urges in the football team

[Scholz 11944]

13 hours ago, Deej said:

Look at all the hotties sheltering in place at the vet school today.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

12 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

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You could have just said ... Moo!

[Get ln My Van 927]

Man, I wish I scored as much pussy as you guys

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

30 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

You could have just said ... Moo!

You Mus sure know how to party 

[PsychMike 1552]

3 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Man, I wish I scored as much pussy as you guys

Username and av check out.

[Scholz 11944]

6 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Man, I wish I scored as much pussy as you guys

[golfclap 6903]

NSIAP :: Jimbo not only left the worst OL in all of college football 

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Florida State’s APR of 936 is the lowest of any football program in the FBS. 

The APR -- Academic Progress Rate -- is essentially a measurement used by the NCAA to determine how athletic programs are performing in the classroom, and penalties such as practice restriction, scholarship reduction and championship bans can be enforced if an APR is too low. FSU’s APR has dipped in recent years, and the latest information released for the 2017-18 academic year points to problems for FSU. 

For comparison, the average APR among FBS football programs is 968.

 

[Vertigo 20290]

15 hours ago, Deej said:

Look at all the hotties sheltering in place at the vet school today.

There is not a size 6 in that entire hallway except for the dude on the left. 

Edited May 9, 2019 by Vertigo

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

16 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Goodman nailed it. There was always an attractive enough mom or two running. A few times a week there was a flat out hot girl who i always pegged as a girl in med school who lived in the area (usually by an undergrad shirt from an OOS school). But most of the girls who were surefire coeds were butterfaces at best, butter-sculptures at worst. I vaguely remember one coed who was either a volleyball or basketball player (for the obvious reason) who was good looking, but thats all I remember.

Most of the hot talent are/were med students or nurses who lived near work. 

They weren't med students, at least not at Baylor.

[TheBryMan81 2515]

20 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

They weren't med students, at least not at Baylor.

I mean, they could've been. I had plenty of classmates that ran the outer loop consistently while we were there. We even had a running club that would meet up.

[texifornia 57027]

Do we need to give Jimbo more money so that we can include a buyout clause?

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[texifornia 57027]

Plus Tarp trying to talk some sense into an exemplar of the gigem247 chud brigade

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[HtownHorn 14743]

aggy too stupid to follow Tarp's logic. They don't want to play us, yet talk about Texas non-stop every day.

[Thiefery 5015]

Why do they think Texas needs the game more and we are desperate for the series to comeback?

[SydneyCarton 48112]

9 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Why do they think Texas needs the game more and we are desperate for the series to come back?

First, *FIFY.

They're operating under, well, many fallacious assumptions. But in this instance, specifically, that:
 

1) They run this state, and the only way we're relevant is if we are beating them on the field
2) Our conference sucks so we need them to look good to a playoff committee because BDF (ignoring our OOS isn't balls)
3) No decent talent is interested in a non SEC school.

[KYHorn 17094]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

First, *FIFY.

They're operating under, well, many autofellatious assumptions. But in this instance, specifically, that:
 

1) They run this state, and the only way we're relevant is if we are beating them on the field
2) Our conference sucks so we need them to look good to a playoff committee because BDF (ignoring our OOS isn't balls)
3) No decent talent is interested in a non SEC school.

FIFY

[SydneyCarton 48112]

2 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

FIFY

You think most of those puds can suck their own dicks? You think most of those puds can even SEE their own dicks?

[Bevo14 8349]

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You think most of those puds can suck their own dicks? You think most of those puds can even SEE their own dicks?

They have no backbones though

[SydneyCarton 48112]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

They have no backbones though

The coelenterate vs. the micropeen. It's the irresistible force versus the immovable object of our time. If only Gorilla Monsoon were here to say it out loud. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said:

I mean, they could've been. I had plenty of classmates that ran the outer loop consistently while we were there. We even had a running club that would meet up.

There were very few hot ones there 3 decades ago. #admissionstandardsdecline

Nurses, on the other hand...