Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Sejjr 3,246]

"Jimbo Fisher and Co have shown yet again this cycle that they will scour the country for the best talent to fill needs, leaving no stone or state untiurned. Richland, NJ, a hotbed of football in the Garden State, has produced one of the top rising DTs this cycle in Isaiah Raikes, and he didn't have to listen long to make his choice, bringing his SEC body and talent to Aggieland. A player considered by most to be an immovable force in the middle, tipping the scales at 325lbs,  "Mud Gate," as he 's known by his teammates, will no doubt contribute early at the top in-state SEC program. Criminally underated a low 3-star by most services, Mud Gate would no doubt be a top 20 player if played in Texas. Once again, Jimbo has proven his elite recruiting will not stop at the Texas border, and the Ags can expect this truly Nationwide approach to pay dividends in the near future."

-Loochi, probably

[Neonmoon 38,129]

He’s 324 pounds at 6 feet? Wow 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,289]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s 324 pounds at 6 feet? Wow 

The Jordan Jefferson of DL.

[Hank_Hill 18,885]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s 324 pounds at 6 feet? Wow 

Ags like him at OT

[Thiefery 5,014]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s 324 pounds at 6 feet? Wow 

PERFECT for DE--Mike Elko probably

[Leanderman 2,275]

Do not make fun of him, he makes great shade on a hot day like this. 

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

10 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Do not make fun of him, he makes great shade on a hot day like this. 

Only tall people make shade. 

[golfclap 6,903]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

@golfclap that New Jersye DT ( Raikes ) is committing Sunday.  Should be an outstanding pickup for aggy.

I am all good with them taking :: 

a. fat bodies

b. OOS DL in this cycle

c. OOS mercs that are gonna be portal bait 

d. this guy

e. all of the above 

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

Is it ok to start calling their DL the disorderlies?

[Sejjr 3,246]

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it ok to start calling their DL the disorderlies?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

49 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Only tall people make shade. 

Well, have you compared him to Jimbo?

[Redneck Mutha 8,006]

Line of scurmage league, stupid sips!

[markstanco 12,577]

He’s 324 pounds at 6 feet? Wow 

Yea I guess he is a 3rd string 0 tech at best.

But great pick up!

[RomaVicta 29,935]

Wait'll they get a load of College Station and start sayin' howdy to everybody.

[Ravishing Rick 1,129]

15 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s 324 pounds at 6 feet? Wow 

Dear Mud Gate,

What is the latitude and longitude of your jersey size?

signed,

aggy locker room manager

[Neonmoon 38,129]

4* ATH Noah Sewell (Utah) is setting up official visits to Oregon, A&M, and Georgia 

It would only be more obvious if he also posted a Gold Trans Am emoji 

[Scholz 11,944]

2 hours ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Dear Mud Gate,

What is the latitude and longitude of your jersey size?

signed,

aggy locker room manager

King size bedsheets. H = W. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,289]

Looks like aggy may have found a RB for this class.  Perroni just crystal balled him to them.

https://247sports.com/Player/Deondre-Jackson-46040540/

[texaslong 678]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like aggy may have found a RB for this class.  Perroni just crystal balled him to them.

https://247sports.com/Player/Deondre-Jackson-46040540/

Jimbo strikes again for a huge three star SEC ready RB.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,289]

10 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo strikes again for a huge three star SEC ready RB.

Stupid sip, a 3* RB in Georgia might as well be 5* in Texas.  That's the heart of SEC country.

[TommyGufano 6,021]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Stupid sip, a 3* RB in Georgia might as well be 5* in Texas.  That's the heart of SEC country.

This is an exciting development for our 2019 RB haul

[ClubWhatever 12,151]

19 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Do not make fun of him, he makes great shade on a hot day like this. 

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. 

[CowboyFred 1,151]

On 6/14/2019 at 8:21 AM, BabaYaga said:

This is playing so eerily similar to Sumlins tenure.  It's delicious.  On the defensive side of the ball, both inherited decent units that played up over the course of the year and managed to avoid significant injuries at key positions.  Next season they are going to be lucky to win 7 games.  Those contributors are gone.  Their LB and secondary is warmed over kitten shit, and now their OL and RB support Mond enjoyed is a serious downgrade.  

Talk to FSU alums that followed the football program.  Jimbop is a mother fucker to deal with once he "turns".  When he's feeling the heat.  When attitudes change and he's not getting the love.  That little bastard is going to go scorched earth.

This is straight poetry.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,289]

5 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

This is an exciting development for our 2019 RB haul

Holy shit this guy just committed.

[Hank_Hill 18,885]

10 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

This is an exciting development for our 2019 RB haul

Is it though? They were never really in it for any of the guys we are after.

[TommyGufano 6,021]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Is it though? They were never really in it for any of the guys we are after.

... I meant that to mean that Derrian Brown is a Texas 6*

[Hank_Hill 18,885]

So how do they spin all this oos desperation bread recruiting when they were giving Herman shit for it just last year when he was actually landing elite players? 

[Hank_Hill 18,885]

Just now, TommyGufano said:

... I meant that to mean that Derrian Brown is a Texas 6*

Ah, reading the year is hard.

[Machinator 32,099]

Do they need a fullback?

[Hank_Hill 18,885]

4.8s 40. SEC speed. 

[Machinator 32,099]

Raikes committed as well.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,289]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So how do they spin all this oos desperation bread recruiting when they were giving Herman shit for it just last year when he was actually landing elite players? 

Looch just tweeted out about the aggy RB coach being an assassin on the recruiting trail picking this guy up that nobody knows about lulz.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,289]

You guys need to take a look at Looch's twitter.  So much koolaid tweets over some bread.

[Radical Larry 28,646]

I’ll take your word for it.

[Chips O'Toole 1,326]

Looch just tweeted out about the aggy RB coach being an assassin on the recruiting trail picking this guy up that nobody knows about lulz.

Even the deadliest assassins occasionally go around assassinating random people nobody knows or cares about.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,289]

Let's took a look at this SEC "power moves" class by aggy.

11 commits with 6 being 3*'s.

5 trench commits with 4 being 3*'s ( LOS league!! ).

Real recruiting right here.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

They picked up a 4.8 RB and a 6 foot 324 pound DT

Yikes 

[IDIOTsavant 8,498]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

4* ATH Noah Sewell (Utah) is setting up official visits to Oregon, A&M, and Georgia 

It would only be more obvious if he also posted a Gold Trans Am emoji 

Pretty sure his brother started at LT for Oregon last year as a freshman. Feels like he's just trying to up the offer.

[golfclap 6,903]

Heading to 247 aggy  ::

[golfclap 6,903]

Dp 

Edited June 16, 2019 by golfclap
Dp fucking mobile

[oh_snap 694]

luicci’s washing machine’s spin cycle is the true 5star in that class

[Radical Larry 28,646]

It must have been good. Golfclap is going back for seconds.

[texifornia 57,016]

32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They picked up a 4.8 RB and a 6 foot 324 pound DT

Yikes 

@sushihorn - FATBALL STRIKES TWICE

Edited June 16, 2019 by texifornia

[Machinator 32,099]

45 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I’ll take your word for it.

OK, but this one is too good not to post.

 

[cochamps 1,879]

37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They picked up a 4.8 RB and a 6 foot 324 pound DT

Yikes 

75 million doesn’t get you much these days.

[Machinator 32,099]

[Machinator 32,099]

[RomaVicta 29,935]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Let's took a look at this SEC "power moves" class by aggy.

11 commits with 6 being 3*'s.

5 trench commits with 4 being 3*'s ( LOS league!! ).

Real recruiting right here.

 

We can't understand because we don't know how to win a national championship. Jimbo knows how. You don't get to be the highest paid coach in the world unless you're a genius who knows things that others don't know.

Trust in Jimbo. Saban is terrified of the Aggies with Jimbo. Trust in Saban, too!

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

They picked up ... a 6 foot 324 pound DT

Yikes 

 How do his arms and leverage compare to Poona Ford’s?

[GotThatFire 166]

 Never mind I should have kept reading because daddy98 answered my ?s