Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[texifornia 57036]

Yes yes yes

[texifornia 57036]

And finally it all got too much for Damon

[Harry Ellis 445]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

And finally it all got too much for Damon

Good luck asking aggy to keep the slurs out. 

[Burt Macklin 19038]

Gotta love how Karen rushes in ovaries ablazing, insulting the manhood of every poster who criticizes Jimbo and then feigns taking the high road in the very next post. God, I'm glad she's part of aggy now. She fits them so perfectly. 

[texifornia 57036]

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Gotta love how Karen rushes in ovaries ablazing, insulting the manhood of every poster who criticizes Jimbo and then feigns taking the high road in the very next post. God, I'm glad she's part of aggy now. She fits them so perfectly. 

I mean today has just been one big Elmo meme

[Radical Larry 28657]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Just like Shepherd, right?

[texifornia 57036]

The most hardcore of them (who have weirdly astronomical names - Big Bang and Higgs Boson) are busy constructing an alternate universe

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[mr. sunshine 2831]

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shitting on DKR field 

Don’t trigger Karen. She’s going to have a flashback to the first time. It was probably in the back of a covered wagon 

[texifornia 57036]

Karen, the violation is talking to the coaches. Not just stepping foot on campus.

[texifornia 57036]

She's right! Pictures lie

As aggy knows well:

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[Pato del Muerto 52551]

Hoping he’s shitting on our dedicated war memorial jibes well with demanding that nobody walks on their field except for football team and milk men. 

[Fondren & Main 6727]

Someone should tell that loudmouth bitch to shut her fucking face.

[Radical Larry 28657]

JFC, she’s a fucking moron.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

JFC, she’s a fucking moron.

Maroon bonnet shoulda told ya.

[texifornia 57036]

Since no one at 247 bought into her conspiracy theory she's revived her TexAgs account

Unfortunately they think she's batshit, too

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[Pato del Muerto 52551]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen, the violation is talking to the coaches. Not just stepping foot on campus.

Hello ncaa?  I have evidence that a high school senior took a trip to a city in which a university under his consideration for post secondary education is located. I also have reason to believe he will actually go to the campus of this university...during a football dead period!

[Sabalo 997]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Hello ncaa?  I have evidence that a high school senior took a trip to a city in which a university under his consideration for post secondary education is located. I also have reason to believe he will actually go to the campus of this university...during a football dead period!

And he's in a Gold Trans Am!!!

[RGBIII 22840]

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yes yes yes

Well folks, Mamas wrong again

[Deej 76875]

11 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

And he's in a Gold Trans Am!!!

That we bought him. -aggy

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[Handcruser 2805]

We need to let Herman know about this. He needs to know the rules. I’m going to get my top guy on it.


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[mr. sunshine 2831]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hello ncaa?  I have evidence

It’s in this bag right here. Just push aside those fat stacks of cash. They’re for Nunya Business 

[Enchubben 5510]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hello ncaa?  I have evidence that a high school senior took a trip to a city in which a university under his consideration for post secondary education is located. I also have reason to believe he will actually go to the campus of this university...during a football dead period!

Ma’am, aren’t you the lady that is renting vans and driving potential recruits to camps?  (Dialtone)

[KYHorn 17132]

8 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

We need to let Herman know about this. He needs to know the rules. I’m going to get my top guy on it.


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Recruits are barred from stepping foot on any collegiate campus? Maybe she's just confused about Aggy's Nazi grass rules.

[texifornia 57036]

She's about to break down (well, more than usual)

 

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[mr. sunshine 2831]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They just cannot get the appeal of UT and Austin

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You look at those 30,000+ hotel rooms over there. Just full of paper mache dummies like Escape from Alcatraz 

[RGBIII 22840]

8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Ma’am, aren’t you the lady that is renting vans and driving potential recruits to camps?  (Dialtone)

[fattyflattie 4638]

I truly hope that wacky bitch is part of the reason the get popped next time.  There’s plenty of shit all over the net to tie her back to whatever as well.  I cannot fathom how the AD hasn’t shut that shit down.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

26 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I truly hope that wacky bitch is part of the reason the get popped next time.  There’s plenty of shit all over the net to tie her back to whatever as well.  I cannot fathom how the AD hasn’t shut that shit down.  

Smoke and mirrors.

[texifornia 57036]

Ay surly's back and I finally finished this season of Stranger Things while it was down. Let's catch up with @Longhornfrenzy, Karen, and the crew's finest from the upside down (aka the agosphere).

(We're Robin in this gif, obviously)

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[texifornia 57036]

B-b-b-but Billy [Liucci] said...

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[Longhornfrenzy 5794]

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[texifornia 57036]

Damon, Damon... what's happening?

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[texifornia 57036]

1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Uh oh they're turning on Karen

[texifornia 57036]

More Karen vs the world angst. And he is NOT Leal, ok guys? Just close your eyes to the world and live in your safe aggy-approved bubble

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[texifornia 57036]

We have the most momentum guys! We are the most specialest! The haters and losers, of which there are many, are just scared of us and want to see us fail!

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[lemonandaturd 4285]

So according to Karen, if Broughton sets foot on the aggy campus to bass fish in a sewer treatment retaining pond tomorrow, that is an NCAA violation?

[closetojumping 62769]

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So according to Karen, if Broughton sets foot on the aggy campus to bass fish in a sewer treatment retaining pond tomorrow, that is an NCAA violation?

That broad hasn’t espoused a lucid thought since the Chester Arthur administration. Her working knowledge of the NCAA recruiting rule book is thinner than her geriatric hairline. 

[theaveragejon 988]

49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Uh oh they're turning on Karen

Coming strong with the Stranger things gifs tonight. 

[theaveragejon 988]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That broad hasn’t espoused a lucid thought since the Chester Arthur administration. Her working knowledge of the NCAA recruiting rule book is thinner than her geriatric hairline. 

I laughed. 

[HtownHorn 14758]

What is this talent they keep harping on.

Since Jimbo took over

For being in a supposed LOS league, they have exactly 3 commits/signees that were/are .9300 or higher along both lines.

They have 7 skill position players, 5 of which are WRs, when they play 2 for the majority of the snaps, and most of those WRs play the same position.

They 5 have DB's that rate at that level and all of them are S's.

During the same time period, Herman has collected.

Ingram, Eagles, Moore, Woodard, Smith, Washington, Whittington, Liebrock, Johnson, Angilau, Coburn, Overshown, Sterns, Foster, Adeoye, Cook, Jamison, Green, Floyd, Gbenda, Owens, Watson, Card, Garth, Parr, Majors, Dorbah, and Jackson.

So 28 kids at .9300+ vs. 13.

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[texaslong 678]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

What is this talent they keep harping on.

Since Jimbo took over

For being in a supposed LOS league, they have exactly 3 commits/signees that were/are .9300 or higher.

They have 7 skill position players, 5 of which are WRs, when they play 2 for the majority of the snaps, and most of those WRs play the same position.

They 5 have DB's that rate at that level and all of them are S's.

During the same time period, Herman has collected.

Ingram, Eagles, Moore, Woodard, Smith, Washington, Whittington, Liebrock, Johnson, Angilau, Coburn, Overshown, Sterns, Foster, Adeoye, Cook, Jamison, Green, Floyd, Gbenda, Owens, Watson, Card, Garth, Parr, Majors, Dorbah, and Jackson.

So 28 kids at .9300+ vs. 13.

You’re obviously not using the Luicci 44. They actually have way better players than us. 

[HtownHorn 14758]

They legit think that Leal and Green are going to hold down the lines by themselves.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

5 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

What is this talent they keep harping on.

Since Jimbo took over

For being in a supposed LOS league, they have exactly 3 commits/signees that were/are .9300 or higher along both lines.

They have 7 skill position players, 5 of which are WRs, when they play 2 for the majority of the snaps, and most of those WRs play the same position.

They 5 have DB's that rate at that level and all of them are S's.

During the same time period, Herman has collected.

Ingram, Eagles, Moore, Woodard, Smith, Washington, Whittington, Liebrock, Johnson, Angilau, Coburn, Overshown, Sterns, Foster, Adeoye, Cook, Jamison, Green, Floyd, Gbenda, Owens, Watson, Card, Garth, Parr, Majors, Dorbah, and Jackson.

So 28 kids at .9300+ vs. 13.

This right here.  Texags tells them what they want to hear so much they believe it.  

[Leanderman 2276]

Just a matter of time before Karen starts ringing recruits door bells asking them to commit and hanging around bathroom stalls to get the scoop.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Who is this Karen lady again?  Someone who was connected with Jimbo at FSU and who followed him to A&M?

[HenryJames 66141]

She’s @SydneyCarton‘s mom.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

11 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Who is this Karen lady again?  Someone who was connected with Jimbo at FSU and who followed him to A&M?

She is Jimbo's half sister from West Virginia.  Since his wife left him he watches Karen get laid.  

[Chili dog 1787]

19 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

She is Jimbo's half sister from West Virginia.  Since his wife left him he watches Karen get laid.  

I just assumed he was fucking her, himself, being from West Virginia and all.

[SydneyCarton 48145]

3 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

I just assumed he was fucking her, himself, being from West Virginia and all.

A fair assumption, but you’re missing something be key piece of information: Jimbo doesnt fuck anything. He just watches while his females get run train on by his athletes. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Karen “works” for Jimbo’s charity. She also is a booster who contacts recruits and their families, takes them to games, shuttles recruits to visits. She is also obsessed with Jimbo in a very unhealthy way.