Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[mr. sunshine 2824]

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Jimbo has actually gazed lovingly at  Meemaw's taint.  Just ponder that.  

I beg to differ but in Meemaw’s case the overgrown, underused, dried out vag area probably fused itself directly to the opioid, taco salad and Metamucil encrusted butthole years ago, therefore eliminating the taint. 

Granted this is an amateur diagnosis. I’m a doctor just not that kind of doctor 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 minute ago, mr. sunshine said:

I beg to differ but in Meemaw’s case the overgrown, underused, dried out vag area probably fused itself directly to the opioid, taco salad and Metamucil encrusted butthole years ago, therefore eliminating the taint. 

Granted this is an amateur diagnosis. I’m a doctor just not that kind of doctor 

I will defer to your analysis.  He stared lovingly at a twisted root? 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

I will defer to your analysis.  He stared lovingly at a twisted root? 

I’ll go with that

 

[HtownHorn 14677]

Now aggy is posting a rumor he is coming back to Austin tomorrow to shoot the video. Maybe his trip yesterday was pre-scouting.

[garrett01 48]

What's this crazy, old bitch's deal? Shouldn't she be fawning over grandkids...instead of high school boys and a cuck college football coach?

If my mother or grandmother was acting this way, I'd be working towards guardianship, at best...or smothering her with a pillow, at worst.

[Foggy Notion 1202]

 

[Radical Larry 28585]

[texifornia 56923]

1 minute ago, Foggy Notion said:

 

[Deej 76759]

She left out Jimbo's asshole.

[HtownHorn 14677]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

She left out Jimbo's asshole.

Is that Rocky Road?

[billfromlaketravis 11463]

8 minutes ago, garrett01 said:

What's this crazy, old bitch's deal? Shouldn't she be fawning over grandkids...instead of high school boys and a cuck college football coach?

If my mother or grandmother was acting this way, I'd be working towards guardianship, at best...or smothering her with a pillow, at worst.

You sir aren't very familiar with the Bag Hag. 20 bucks says Brewster got black out wasted and banged her. 

[theaveragejon 988]

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Karen: "It's looking fine for us"

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4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Karen, what's gotta be septupling down at this point

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Dudes. This is Shepard 2.0 to a T!

Cooters on the table and shit, even when Shepard committed to us in July she swore up and down that he was an aggy.  I am loving this. 

[texifornia 56923]

ProudAg06 doesn't seem to be the biggest recruiting nerd (which is probably healthy, lets be honest)

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[Elmer_Fudd 22214]

A west coast mod also just crystal balled that Cali RB/APB to aggy.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

14 minutes ago, garrett01 said:

Shouldn't she be fawning over grandkids...

I think it would be reasonable to assume that that would be a violation of some protection order or other.

[Sleepyhorn 6]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Is that Rocky Road?

Moose Tracks 

[Deej 76759]

5 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

 

Dudes. This is Shepard 2.0 to a T!

Cooters on the table and shit, even when Shepard committed to us in July she swore up and down that he was an aggy.  I am loving this. 

She still thinks 18 year olds are into pussy 60 years older than themselves .

[theaveragejon 988]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

ProudAg06 doesn't seem to be the biggest recruiting nerd (which is probably healthy, lets be honest)

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*Stud 2021 recruit: 

https://247sports.com/player/tunmise-adeleye-46050288/

 

Katy area! Put some R E S P E C T on it!!!

I didn't get killed by Katy for 3 years to get asked; Who is they?!

[Lhorn 4913]

A west coast mod also just crystal balled that Cali RB/APB to aggy.

What’s that kids deal? Offer list didn’t seems lights out but he got a pretty zesty composite score.


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[lemonandaturd 4285]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

She still thinks 18 year olds are into pussy 60 years older than themselves .

If we lose this one, I don't know what to say or do.  

[texifornia 56923]

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

What’s that kids deal? Offer list didn’t seems lights out but he got a pretty zesty composite score.


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It's a strange final five for a California kid.

aggy/Clemson/Utah/AZ State/Okie Lite

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

It's a strange final five for a California kid.

aggy/Clemson/Utah/AZ State/Okie Lite

Honestly, for the kid, the best choices ought to be either Utah or Okie Lite, if he wants to contribute and get developed. Clemson if he wants to win, of course. AZ State if he's into... well, you know.

But aggy? That's the one that makes me scratch my head.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's a strange final five for a California kid.

aggy/Clemson/Utah/AZ State/Okie Lite

Clemson probably says not committable.  Herm Edwards, aggy and 40 man will scrap.  

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[SaucyJack 3488]

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Jimbo's ex is a charity.

[bEastTexas 497]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Honestly, for the kid, the best choices ought to be either Utah or Okie Lite, if he wants to contribute and get developed. Clemson if he wants to win, of course. AZ State if he's into... well, you know.

But aggy? That's the one that makes me scratch my head.

His brother was a Clemson signee last year at WR apparently they don’t have room for him or he would be commited already, I think Utah is the main competition for them. 

[billfromlaketravis 11463]

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Honestly, for the kid, the best choices ought to be either Utah or Okie Lite, if he wants to contribute and get developed. Clemson if he wants to win, of course. AZ State if he's into... well, you know.

But aggy? That's the one that makes me scratch my head.

No Arizona State post is acceptable without pics. @immamac is probably going to send you a warning. 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

I bet this is the same sales pitch as with Achane.  Come here and be our starting running back, go anywhere else and be a slot receiver.

[Get ln My Van 927]

This just happened

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Hey, Imart

[texifornia 56923]

Karen wants everyone to know it's super chill she's interacting with recruits on social media

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[HtownHorn 14677]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen wants everyone to know it's super chill she's interacting with recruits on social media

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Jimbo also has a history of protecting rapists.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Is Karen more hated now than Hamm?  Hamm was a hero until he shit the bed calling Malik "boy".   Karen is showing her ass as a Baggins homer despite his fuckups.  Those are some for real losers.  

[RGBIII 22840]

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Jimbo also has a history of protecting rapists.

And being a huge cuckold 

[billfromlaketravis 11463]

37 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Hey, Imart

The worm has turned.

[billfromlaketravis 11463]

41 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I bet this is the same sales pitch as with Achane.  Come here and be our starting running back, go anywhere else and be a slot receiver.

Achane going to Aggy is going to piss me off. They are straight up lying to the kid. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22214]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Achane going to Aggy is going to piss me off. They are straight up lying to the kid. 

I mean, this shouldn't surprise anyone with them telling all these DL kids they are DE's in a 4-3.

[billfromlaketravis 11463]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I mean, this shouldn't surprise anyone with them telling all these DL kids they are DE's in a 4-3.

Dumbest sale pitch of all time, but Brisket Tits can sell it better than Giles. 12 NFL teams run the 3-4.

And oh yeah, Elko has used the 3-4 in his previous job stops. 

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[HtownHorn 14677]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dumbest sale pitch of all time, but Brisket Tits can sell it better than Giles. 12 NFL teams run the 3-4.

As do the 2 best teams in the LOS conference.

[UDontKnow 10444]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Achane going to Aggy is going to piss me off. They are straight up lying to the kid. 

Why BFLT? His future is more so in track than it is in football. It is known.

[texifornia 56923]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dumbest sale pitch of all time, but Brisket Tits can sell it better than Giles. 12 NFL teams run the 3-4.

[billfromlaketravis 11463]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Why BFLT? His future is more so in track than it is in football. It is known.

Yeah, I could see Achane running track professionally. The kid loves track. As soon as track can the bills, he might focus on that. 

[texifornia 56923]

The Karenist and Anti-Karenist Papers.

Some (honestly kind of boring) bets on who's right in here. She does say hard pass to getting her ass eaten out though, so.... ew.

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[HtownHorn 14677]

It appears the Karen worm is turning.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Why would Karen blow it like this if jimbo has all the others aligned?

[texifornia 56923]

Karen's still up. Still defending herself and Jameis (why on earth would you choose that hill to die on?).

"We have Aggie

On Aggie hate. 

It's just not right."

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[billfromlaketravis 11463]

KarenKeyLargo is a gift while Hamm is under a gag order. Enjoy appropriately. 

[texifornia 56923]

16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

KarenKeyLargo is a gift while Hamm is under a gag order. Enjoy appropriately. 

Tarp suddenly realized what was happening. Karen broke them.

(Great sick day movie choice though. Ford + Connery are a delight)

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[Radical Larry 28585]

[texifornia 56923]

It's a revolution! Man the barricades!

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[texaslong 678]

So many F-bombs. That’s not how you talk to fellow aggys. 

[Lhorn 4913]

Karen's eating ice cream 3 meals a day and TARP's locking it down because people are losing their minds and (gasp) challenging each other to cancel their subs.  

 

VB's trolling has broken them.