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Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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46 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

He led the SEC because he ran the ball 271 times. Almost 100 carries more than most other RB’s. UGA (the team that got stuffed by Texas) actually ran for more yards throughout the season as well as Mississippi State.  

I’m not sure that his workload at aggy didn’t actually hurt Trayveon in the draft.

I’d also point to that they were the worst team in the SECSECSEC with respect to sacks allowed. So yea, while it may look good statwise for rushing yards with your workhorse RB, it doesn’t necessarily win you games or make him a play calling wizard.

 

Not to mention 60+ of those carries were against that shit FCS OOC schedule they played. 

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14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

It means aggys are dumb as fuck.

Especially considering how Jimbo's offense is touted as a pro-style passing game. The dumbfucktitude is off the charts on any other scale than Aggie's. I suppose their automaton response would be, "in the SEC it just means more" ... or "yeah, but-but SEC SEC SEC".

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8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Not to mention the receiving out of the backfield aspect of our offense.....which Bijan apparently excels at.

Yeah, why would a kid who does this...

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...want to play for a school where he's not going to be running on every down?

I mean, hell, they might even ask you to try catching passes or something. No running back can do that, right?

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Texas stopped aggressively pursuing Evans a long time ago. They could have given up on Robinson at some point as well, but they actually like the kid as player and as a person. Evans has gone off the rails. 

If Texas closes on Robinson then they’ll keep conversations going with McLellan and Jordan. They’ll probably also keep looking for late risers and continue recruiting multiple guys for 2021 as well. If Evans’ dumb ass shows up again on the radar, I doubt they tell him to pound sand if he wants to use an official with Texas, but he’s as high maintenance as they get and is showing every sign of not being a program fit at Texas. 

Gotcha.  

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37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"gives the mokes jollies"

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Just so weird.  If this is such a sweet setup, why did aggy run away from it?  Why do they crow non-stop about running away from it?  Will they ever show the tiniest bit of self awareness?  Who invented liquid soap and why?

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6 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

So they had this unprecedented 53 recruit pool party/BBQ that shows how amazing they are compared to us, yet the only commit they got this weekend was the kid of someone on staff?  So Aggy.

Stupid sip.  Terry Price had Princely by his side the whole time next to the smoker and Jimbo made Camar Wheaton smile.  Those are power moves.

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Stupid sip.  Terry Price had Princely by his side the whole time next to the smoker and Jimbo made Camar Wheaton smile.  Those are power moves.

@Elmer_Fudd has displayed a close reading of the assigned texts and an ability to spin them in his own words. A.

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On 7/27/2019 at 7:27 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Still have a bit to wait for the full effects of Price's barbeque to hit.

Incubation for campylobacteriosis is 2-5 days; intestinal cryptosporidiosis can be 2-10 days; hemorrhagic colitis or E. coli O157:H7 infection can take 1-8 days; salmonellosis can take 6-48 hours; and of course, there are untold dozens of potential other diseases out there based on mishandled samples in aggy labs a few blocks away from the festivities that we have no idea how long take to incubate.

Yep and that campylobacter is a bad mofo..... take it from someone who came very close to dying from it. From 178lbs to 117lbs in 10 days.

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19 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nuh-uh, because those FCS schools are brave enough to play SEC teams which makes them better than anybody else.

The real newest narrative is that they’re scheduling FCS schools in order to supposed lower tier football. They make us sound like charity. Whatever would the FCS schools do without the generous and altruistic Texas A&M Aggies? 

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2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

The real newest narrative is that they’re scheduling FCS schools in order to supposed lower tier football. They make us sound like charity. Whatever would the FCS schools do without the generous and altruistic Texas A&M Aggies? 

Yep; even for a school with a long history of ridiculous spin, that particular nugget was particularly barfable.

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1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yep; even for a school with a long history of ridiculous spin, that particular nugget was particularly barfable.

The sec has been saying that about their November patsies for years. In state university when possible, and it funds their entire program for the year. 

In typical aggy fashion, they take something that is already stretching a kernel of truth and roll it out even flatter and thinner to cover all of their patsy games as if nobody would notice. 

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