Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Johnny Sack 8397]

25 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

Sadly all you have to do is drive 45 minutes out of Austin and the realization sets in that these at agrubes are everywhere.  How I wish that was a troll post 

There are plenty in Austin.  Don’t kid yourself.  

[squeegeedegg 723]

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

There are plenty in Austin.  Don’t kid yourself.  

Yeah but they're not holding bible studies at Whataburger

[SHOOTER12 8819]

Just now, squeegeedegg said:

Yeah but they're not holding bible studies at Whataburger

Those ain't Bible studies they're holding, it's the bible of sheep seduction techniques.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

25 minutes ago, bizzle said:

and stud may be a stretch, but i can see muhammad being the kind of guy who flirts with all-conference honors for a year or two, i think guys with his skill set and polish are really rare, even in a 7 on 7 state. he's not going to set the world on fire athletically, but i'd be surprised if he doesn't turn into a pretty consistent 40 - 50 catch a year guy his last 2 years on campus. 

I can see it. He is, after all, a receiver in the SEC, where a gajillion catches a year are not de rigeur.

[fellside 1114]

There are brief moments when I'm reading something like that and I think, "Is there something I'm missing? Have I invested so much in fandom that I've lost sight of what happened? Could it be that A&M made a surge?"

And then I remembered they went fucking 8-5 four years in a row and it hits me that those people have willfully chosen to create their own dimension of lunacy in which life isn't quite as miserable for them. But even in that fabricated reality they're still the cuckhold to their Bama/LSU counterparts.

[USMCHorn 1369]

9 minutes ago, texaslong said:

I’ve met way more Horns in the military than aggys.

Same. Either the aggys that went there aren't proud enough to share or it's mostly bullshit. VMI and Citadel are more respected than Aggy in the services.

[Magus Ossis 2833]

15 minutes ago, futureman said:

this is a surly poster having a laugh.  or some kind of bot still learning texags patterns.  or an aggy troll who knows we’ll obsess over it.  no human being really thinks this.  

I’m not sure it’s fair to question whether aggy is human. Even Neanderthal was capable of some interbreeding with h sapiens.

[mr. sunshine 2832]

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

There are plenty in Austin.  Don’t kid yourself.  

It’s a compromise. They were torn between Sodom and Gomorrah 

[RGBIII 22840]

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was just bullshitting with Sydney and HJ in a text string about this post. In all seriousness, this has been posted, more or less, by aggies since the dawn of the Internet. All of the inferiority complex tropes are there in full regalia.

A bot could probably reconfigure 2000 versions of this and post it under 2000 handles over there every day, one by one, for the next 100 years, and each post would be fetted as new assertive thinking and a real "fuck you" to the t-sipping fehgs.

I think I am going to set up a blog like this on WordPress, schedule the posts and enlist a subscription to a reconfig bot that writes the post, and run this game on autopilot for the next decade. Just a set it and forget it and collect the $200/month in ad revenue due to the traffic into perpetuity. I'll call the blog something creative like "F***!? Those tsipping FEHGS!!?".

Add some “tape breakdown” and this is Daddy98 account

[texaslong 678]

7 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Same. Either the aggys that went there aren't proud enough to share or it's mostly bullshit. VMI and Citadel are more respected than Aggy in the services.

I think they try and talk that noise to people who don’t know any better.

[USMCHorn 1369]

11 minutes ago, texaslong said:

I think they try and talk that noise to people who don’t know any better.

Yup. Once they get around real service academy grads they stfu. That said, I've met a ton of Horn fans, officer and enlisted. Lots of Longhorn decals on vehicles. People from Texas usually root for the Horns when they're performing well.  I was in during the Colt McCoy years so shit was everywhere. We'd hit a local wing bar - it'd be fucking packed - and down so much beer on a Saturday. Good times man. Also, Bama fans are everywhere in the military my god. 

Edited August 1, 2019 by USMCHorn

[Longhornfrenzy 5824]

This tweet is in reference to Demas.

[RGBIII 22840]

4 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

This tweet is in reference to Demas.
 

Stupid sip, ags run the SEC. if we want him to be eligible, Jimbo will make sure he’s eligible

[Chopper 17244]

The cognitive dissonance so common in aggy posts like the above, plus their persecution complex are  significant cult behaviors.  

[derp 764]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This is after a year in which we won the Sugar Bowl and they won the TaxSlayer.com Bowl

There was a saying someone I used to work for had: "In God we trust, all others bring data." Pretty sure that wasn't God, and there wasn't shit for data.

Is there a Looch 44 for academic institutions and cities or something that they're reading?

[Scholz 11956]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This is after a year in which we won the Sugar Bowl and they won the TaxSlayer.com Bowl

[texifornia 57077]

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They have the 7-5 part right.  It'll just be for them.

[Bevo14 8364]

"Dem dirty tu fehgs gonna go 7-5 this year hurrrdurr!"

 - aggy, every year

Edited August 1, 2019 by Bevo14

[Burt Macklin 19038]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

“He doesn’t do well under pressure.” I guess that’s why his teams show up in every single game he’s coached. You know, like that sugar bowl against Jimbo where they ran them out of the building.

[Not a Sock 2339]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Remember when Tom Herman was under a shit load of pressure after losing to Maryland to start 2018 season and he proceeded to win 10 games and NY6 bowl? 

[Neonmoon 38130]

29 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

This tweet is in reference to Demas.
 

Why wouldn’t he be eligible? 

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Why wouldn’t he be eligible? 

He transferred from North Forest to Tomball, didn't he?

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Why wouldn’t he be eligible? 

Probably the bonnet 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

“He doesn’t do well under pressure.” I guess that’s why his teams show up in every single game he’s coached. You know, like that sugar bowl against Jimbo where they ran them out of the building.

Gol durn sip, how many times we gotta say it?  It wasn't a natty, so Jimbo didn't want to be there!

[NTVTXN 1432]

Idiots. They’re just total idiots.  They’re not even idoits.  They’re idiots. Like real ones. I just can’t wrap my head around their idiocy.  I venture over to Texags to see what’s going on and every damn time I cease to be amazed at the shear stupidity of their commentary.  They exist in a  completely different universe. Idiots.

[texifornia 57077]

6 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Idiots. They’re just total idiots.  They’re not even idoits.  They’re idiots. Like real ones. I just can’t wrap my head around their idiocy.  I venture over to Texags to see what’s going on and every damn time I cease to be amazed at the shear stupidity of their commentary.  They exist in a  completely different universe. Idiots.

Well that's ironic

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

I still don’t see anything wrong with Tom herman’s personality or how he responds at press conferences. What do they think they see?

[sushihorn 3233]

58 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

They were torn between Sodom and Gomorrah 

And they liked it...

[NTVTXN 1432]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well that's ironic

It damn sure is. I’ll own it. I’m an idoit.

But they’re still idiots. 

[Bevo14 8364]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well that's ironic

aggy stupidity shears his brain. 

Edited August 1, 2019 by Bevo14

[closetojumping 62785]

2 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

It damn sure is. I’ll own it. I’m an idoit.

But they’re still idiots. 

If we're going there on your post, I am pretty sure you should never cease to be amazed by the stupidity of their commentary. If you cease to be amazed by it, then it's no longer something crazy to comprehend. 

I mean, I try to avoid the wordsmithing assholery on here, but since we're combing through the entrails of your sadly ironic post, I'm not above diving in there and feasting as well.

[NTVTXN 1432]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

If we're going there on your post, I am pretty sure you should never cease to be amazed by the stupidity of their commentary. If you cease to be amazed by it, then it's no longer something crazy to comprehend. 

I mean, I try to avoid the wordsmithing assholery on here, but since we're combing through the entrails of your sadly ironic post, I'm not above diving in there and feasting as well.

I could care less about what you think.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go dive through the entrails if your mom...err South Austin’s mom. < Did I do that right?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

...since we're combing through the entrails of your sadly ironic post, I'm not above diving in there and feasting as well.

I am fairly certain you would sift or sort through entrails rather than combing through them. Haruspicy typically involves interpretive rather than organizational or hygienic activity.

[closetojumping 62785]

Just now, NTVTXN said:

I could care less about what you think.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go dive through the entrails if your mom...err South Austin’s mom. < Did I do that right?

Well, no. You'll dive through the entrails *of* my mom. By "if your mom", you either meant "of your mom" or you failed to finish the question. "If my mom" what? If my mom has entrails? Yes, she does. If my mom would let you? Hell, that's a good question. She's rebuffed SydneyCarton's advances on numerous occasions, but perhaps you're a more dashing fellow? I don't know. See what I mean? Let's go, bud.

[HenryJames 66160]

[SydneyCarton 48150]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, no. You'll dive through the entrails *of* my mom. By "if your mom", you either meant "of your mom" or you failed to finish the question. "If my mom" what? If my mom has entrails? Yes, she does. If my mom would let you? Hell, that's a good question. She's rebuffed SydneyCarton's advances on numerous occasions, but perhaps you're a more dashing fellow? I don't know. See what I mean? Let's go, bud.

Nono. She TOLD you she rebuffed my advances. She’s a great mom, still concerned with sparing your tender emotional well-being. 

Edited August 1, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[Radical Larry 28660]

DOROTHY MANTOOTH'S A SAINT! YOU HEAR ME! A SAINT!

[squeegeedegg 723]

[NTVTXN 1432]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, no. You'll dive through the entrails *of* my mom. By "if your mom", you either meant "of your mom" or you failed to finish the question. "If my mom" what? If my mom has entrails? Yes, she does. If my mom would let you? Hell, that's a good question. She's rebuffed SydneyCarton's advances on numerous occasions, but perhaps you're a more dashing fellow? I don't know. See what I mean? Let's go, bud.

Yeah, yeah, alright I get it...They’re still idiots.

[NTVTXN 1432]

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Demas moved in with mee maw?

[derp 764]

44 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I still don’t see anything wrong with Tom herman’s personality or how he responds at press conferences. What do they think they see?

He's a bit awkward in press conferences in how he answers questions. He clearly never wants to say "umm", so he leaves a lot of air gaps when he responds. What he says is fine, delivery of how he says it is just different.

[HtownHorn 14763]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

This tweet is in reference to Demas.
 

I don't quite understand this. Didn't he transfer before the end of last season to the Tomball area?

[fellside 1114]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

I don't quite understand this. Didn't he transfer before the end of last season to the Tomball area?

If it's determined that a player transferred for athletic reasons, they are ineligible for one season.  This happened with the Weatherford qb (committed to Vanderbilt) who transferred from Azle.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

So I had the thought with all their talk about Jimbo and what a great recruiter he is, and while he’s certainly going to have back to back top 10 classes, a lot of that is due to sheer, or should I say shear,  numbers and much less based upon recruit average rating. So far, between the 2019 and 2020 classes, Jimbo has taken  27 out of 45 total commits or signees outside the composite top 300, which is 60%.

since Herman’s first full class in 2018, UT has taken only 22 out of 64 outside of the top 300, which is only 34%. 

If you extrapolate that rate out over 4 classes, UT’s 85 man roster will have 56 blue chip players, while A&M’s will only have 34. 

So while UT and A&M’s classes will probably finish around the same spot in 2019 and 2020, the quality of players taken by UT is significantly higher and that will come into play even more once both coaches have a roster full of their own players.

 

 

Edited August 1, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

I really think they can make the SEC logo a bit bigger. 

 

[Magus Ossis 2833]

1 hour ago, NTVTXN said:

shear stupidity of their commentary.

Ad homonym attack?

[KYHorn 17134]

9 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Ad homonym attack?

You're just mean.

 

...Think about it.

Edited August 1, 2019 by KYHorn

[texaslong 678]

29 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

So I had the thought with all their talk about Jimbo and what a great recruiter he is, and while he’s certainly going to have back to back top 10 classes, a lot of that is due to sheer, or should I say shear,  numbers and much less based upon recruit average rating. So far, between the 2019 and 2020 classes, Jimbo has taken  27 out of 45 total commits or signees outside the composite top 300, which is 60%.

since Herman’s first full class in 2018, UT has taken only 22 out of 64 outside of the top 300, which is only 34%. 

If you extrapolate that rate out over 4 classes, UT’s 85 man roster will have 56 blue chip players, while A&M’s will only have 34. 

So while UT and A&M’s classes will probably finish around the same spot in 2019 and 2020, the quality of players taken by UT is significantly higher and that will come into play even more once both coaches have a roster full of their own players.

 

 

You’re obviously not taking into account that the players that signed with A&M are SEC West quality players. Actually puts them ahead of Texas in the quality of players. It’s a common mistake.