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  On 8/1/2019 at 9:13 PM, bizzle said:

comparing head to head seems like a fools errand on here, but here are positions i would for sure make a trade today:

qb, corner, safety

positions i could possibly talked into it: linebacker, running back

positions i'm not trading: wide receiver, oline, dline, tight end

 

 

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I'll give you TE even though it's not entirely clear what each team has there yet.  D-line could be a push. If you count B-backer as a linebacker then I think we at least have a slight edge there. WR, RB and OL are laughable though.

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  On 8/2/2019 at 12:18 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:
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Found myself laughing at least 5 times while watching this .  Michael Clemons fighting air while jogging downfield, Deneric Prince flailing at air while jogging downfield, RJ Orebo pushing the sled 2 feet further than Demarvin Leal, the RBs stumbling all over the place had me cackling

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  On 8/1/2019 at 10:04 PM, Magus Ossis said:

Duvernay didn’t light the field on fire a season ago but did finish with the conference’s best returning drop grade after not allowing a single catchable pass thrown his way fall to the ground. In fact, Duvernay’s 41 receptions without a drop are the second-most among all returning receivers at the FBS level from 2018. His reliable hands should be a key asset for Ehlinger in 2019.

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This is all way wrong. @Katfid54 said Duv had the worst hands on the team.

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Friendly reminder that A&M lost its best three players on offense, five of its starting front six on defense, and its best player in the secondary 

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5:30 - 7:30

Fat Hamm and Looch start off the show by discussing the preseason coaches poll. So naturally Brauninger wants so badly to talk about how those damn dirty sips are so overrated at #10, but Looch is fighting him to keep focused on discussing aggy at #11. I know Looch is doing this now because he's seeing my synopses of the stupid shit he says on Twitter, talking about the Texas Longhorns 60% of the time on his airwaves. So heres me saying 'hi' to you Looch, you sideways-faced fuck. 

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More elaborating on how Texas and OU are on this poll, because of the Maryland and Army games last year(?) 

42:45 - 45:30

More Looch going full Jim Jones and telling aggy they need to drink all the kool-aid when it comes to Kellen Mond. Especially when compared to... well, do I even have to say who? 

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0119477-mwlv.mp3

 

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“carson green has a chance to play his way into the draft, “

No shit?  As opposed to talking his way into the draft?

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  On 8/2/2019 at 12:55 AM, TexasMan said:

5:30 - 7:30

Fat Hamm and Looch start off the show by discussing the preseason coaches poll. So naturally Brauninger wants so badly to talk about how those damn dirty sips are so overrated at #10, but Looch is fighting him to keep focused on discussing aggy at #11. I know Looch is doing this now because he's seeing my synopses of the stupid shit he says on Twitter, talking about the Texas Longhorns 60% of the time on his airwaves. So heres me saying 'hi' to you Looch, you sideways-faced fuck. 

14:00 - 16:00

More elaborating on how Texas and OU are on this poll, because of the Maryland and Army games last year(?) 

42:45 - 45:30

More Looch going full Jim Jones and telling aggy they need to drink all the kool-aid when it comes to Kellen Mond. Especially when compared to... well, do I even have to say who? 

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0119477-mwlv.mp3

 

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It’s laughable that some of the people that cover them believe Mond could be a first round draft pick this next year. 

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  On 8/2/2019 at 1:13 AM, Goodman said:
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Could you imagine the mountains of jizz if Jimbo decided to have the team practice in Junction for even just a few days? T-shirts with “The Junction Boys Ride Again!” Would be everywhere.
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Gabe is great at these. 

 

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  On 8/2/2019 at 2:20 AM, Lobwedgephil said:

Gabe is great at these. 

 

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You weren't lying, the "Urgency" paragraph sets the tone that no one is going to soften his boner. 

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Gabe Bock might be the biggest goober out of the bunch at Texags. Several times he’s tried to rationalize and distort facts to argue A&M is historically better than Texas in baseball. 

I wish I was kidding. These people really live in their own world of delusion. 

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  On 8/2/2019 at 12:18 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:
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I don't know, man, I'm actually kind of impressed. They are making a mad dash for the sideline much more cohesively this year than last.

 

 

 

 

(I still don't have the first clue what the fuck aggy's "drills" are supposed to be teaching, but whatever. "JIMBO, ya stupid sip!")

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  On 8/2/2019 at 2:32 AM, Rickylovesweed said:

Gabe Bock might be the biggest goober out of the bunch at Texags. Several times he’s tried to rationalize and distort facts to argue A&M is historically better than Texas in baseball. 

I wish I was kidding. These people really live in their own world of delusion. 

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You don’t have to read it, ya know?  

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  On 8/2/2019 at 2:32 AM, Rickylovesweed said:
Gabe Bock might be the biggest goober out of the bunch at Texags. Several times he’s tried to rationalize and distort facts to argue A&M is historically better than Texas in baseball. 
I wish I was kidding. These people really live in their own world of delusion. 
Well, they were better than texas in 1989 in the regular season and then after that they weren't.

Its probably in the Hall of Air for you to see.
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Man, I fucking love the first camp videos of the year. 

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Urgency. That's the word I would use to describe day one in shorts and helmets.

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*watches video* -- so much loafing, jogging, and half-ass effort that it can't be measured. 

Dylan Wright is a fucking specimen but those are the slowest feet on a skill player I've ever seen. I guess, Aggy has to hope he's just giving Leal-level effort but goddamn. Chris Russell can barely fucking move, wtf was that shit? 

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Also, Fatball is alive and well. 

Trainor really carrying that weight well on his 6'8" frame and Kenyon continues to grow. Clement's helmet is fighting a losing battle. 

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  On 8/2/2019 at 1:07 PM, golfclap said:

Also, Fatball is alive and well. 

Trainor really carrying that weight well on his 6'8" frame and Kenyon continues to grow. Clement's helmet is fighting a losing battle. 

 

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And yet, nearly every post is praising Schmidt for how big all these guys are.

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  On 8/2/2019 at 2:32 AM, Rickylovesweed said:

Gabe Bock might be the biggest goober out of the bunch at Texags. Several times he’s tried to rationalize and distort facts to argue A&M is historically better than Texas in baseball. 

I wish I was kidding. These people really live in their own world of delusion. 

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I would love to hear more about this.

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  On 8/2/2019 at 2:32 AM, Rickylovesweed said:

Gabe Bock might be the biggest goober out of the bunch at Texags. Several times he’s tried to rationalize and distort facts to argue A&M is historically better than Texas in baseball. 

I wish I was kidding. These people really live in their own world of delusion. 

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The biggest problem with Aggy is their inability to comprehend that they are an off-brand product.  They are the Hyrdrox to our Oreos; the Freihofer's to our Entenmann's; the RC Cola to our Coke.  

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  On 8/1/2019 at 9:58 PM, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit. Every single argument you made was based on hope and rainbow dust.

Wide receiver:

I think this guy is going to be much better than he's ever been after his catastrophic injury. I think this guy is overrated but he's good, also he's on my alma mater's team so he's awesome. If this other guy turns out to be good then I like our group. If not then okay maybe this other group is better. But, again, if we roll three sixes on these three dice then we're better.

 

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yes, me talking about a guy who went for 45 catches, 585 yards and 7 tds last year being a year further removed from an acl is very similar to the claim that whittington is better than any rb we have on campus. (he may be, but that's a rather ridiculous claim to make at the present.)

where'd the handful of people go that actually enjoy talking football? i miss you.

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  On 8/2/2019 at 2:20 PM, bizzle said:

yes, me talking about a guy who went for 45 catches, 585 yards and 7 tds last year being a year further removed from an acl is very similar to the claim that whittington is better than any rb we have on campus. (he may be, but that's a rather ridiculous claim to make at the present.)

where'd the handful of people go that actually enjoy talking football? i miss you.

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Fuck your running backs

 

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  On 8/2/2019 at 3:27 AM, markstanco said:
  On 8/2/2019 at 3:03 AM, texaslong said:
I can’t remember if it was Peroni.
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If so I cant find it. If it was on texags radio I would not disagree.

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It was Tarp on 247. 

 

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aggy was hyping Quartney Davis last year too. Bizzle is just recycling the memes.

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Quartney Davis looks to be potential breakout star for Aggies

After coming off injuries the past two seasons, wide receiver Quartney Davis has been the talk of Texas A&M fall camp

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https://247sports.com/Video/Quartney-Davis-looks-to-be-potential-breakout-star-for-Aggies-8569911/

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  On 8/2/2019 at 2:36 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

It was Tarp on 247. 

 

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Could Kellen Mond be a sleeper first round pick?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

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  On 8/2/2019 at 3:29 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

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(Had to do the last one twice. It's like if Webster gained 200 pounds) 

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Not to go full katfid or anything.  But given that this is the recruiting forum, it is hilarious that 19 year old Barton Clement looks like chonk-city Family Matters version of Carl Winslow:

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  On 8/2/2019 at 1:50 AM, coachkiss said:

Could you imagine the mountains of jizz if Jimbo decided to have the team practice in Junction for even just a few days? T-shirts with “The Junction Boys Ride Again!” Would be everywhere.

 

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That would be great, especially considering that shitty team went 1-9 the next year.  Go for it guys.  

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