Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Elmer_Fudd 22,218]

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

@golfclap @closetojumping

[IDIOTsavant 8,483]

58 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Lulzy, lulz, lol, lulz at Banks being in the same sentence as Bowman. Banks doesn't suck, mind you, but aggy has never, in their entire recorded history, either their real history or their fantasy one, had a corner who could do 1% of the things Bowman does. Keep dreaming, Chin Pubes, keep dreaming.

You're better than this. Bowman would be very fortunate to have Aaron Glenn's career (minus the JC detour)...and I think Bowman looks great.

[Burt Macklin 19,024]

 

16 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

We used to see the ranking bumps when Mack was here because he was on players so soon.  Often, to his credit, these players continued to have strong senior years, leading to a rise on their rankings.  

 

Uh, the 2009 - 2014 recruiting classes would like to have a word with you. 

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

 @golfclap @closetojumping

Looks like both according to practice reports, but not a surprise to anyone outside of the ministry. 

 

Spoiler

1st Unit Offense

OL - Green, Reed/Green,Prater, Hocker, Moore
TE - Beal
WR - Ausbon, Davis, Chapman/Buckley
QB - Mond
RB - Corbin


2nd Unit Offense

OL - Diesch, Clements, Matthews, Green/Reed , Anderson
TE - Cupp
WR - Chapman, Preston, Paul
QB - Blumrick
RB - Kibodi
 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

im glad the only thing that matters to ag now is recrutiing ratings.  As long as they beat the dern sips in the class rankings, it doesnt matter that we get our cheeks clapped by any team not wofford or citadel, we still beat the sips in class rankings 

[BabaYaga 15,297]

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Uh, the 2009 - 2014 recruiting classes would like to have a word with you. 

See the second part of my post:

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Ags can't wrap their little heads around this.  Nor could they articulate this seeming "BOMC" when you'd see an initial bump, but overall drop.  Often our overall class rankings dropped from initial offer to NSD; especially towards the end of Mack's tenure.

 

[golfclap 6,903]

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

@golfclap @closetojumping

 

 

 

Coming soon to an aggy camp near you - the sequels starring Devon Achane at RB errrrrrrr WR and Jaylon Jones at CB errrrrrr FS. 

[BabaYaga 15,297]

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

@golfclap @closetojumping

[Sabalo 994]

24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

@golfclap @closetojumping

Pay no attention Jaylon. That's on the other side of the ball.

[Fud 9,552]

27 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Looks like both according to practice reports, but not a surprise to anyone outside of the ministry. 

 

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1st Unit Offense

OL - Green, Reed/Green,Prater, Hocker, Moore
TE - Beal
WR - Ausbon, Davis, Chapman/Buckley
QB - Mond
RB - Corbin


2nd Unit Offense

OL - Diesch, Clements, Matthews, Green/Reed , Anderson
TE - Cupp
WR - Chapman, Preston, Paul
QB - Blumrick
RB - Kibodi
 

 

That's a different Green with the first team

[Goodman 3,273]

36 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posting this from the football aggy thread but @Fud says Kenyon Green is playing Guard. 

@golfclap @closetojumping

At least the next Von Miller(Leal) will still rush the QB every down right?

[texifornia 56,951]

[Hank_Hill 18,806]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

lol how can they possibly shit on our schedule with that aborted fetus of a lineup?

[Burt Macklin 19,024]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

2020 is going to be an absolutely tremendous rollercoaster. Them being 10-0 and losing their last two games would be so aggy. 

Also gotta love how they’ve penciled in @Miss St and @Auburn as automatic wins. You know, because they beta those teams so consistently.

[Rickylovesweed 14,302]

I find it funny that they're already considering @ Mississippi State,  @ South Carolina, and @ Auburn as automatic wins. 

[Hank Scorpio 17,729]

I do wish our coaches would lie to recruits more. I would like to have Green at guard and Jones at FS and Achane at slot and if all you have to do to get them to commit is lie to them then sign me the fuck up. Leal wants to be the offensive coordinator and Demas wants to be the defensive coordinator? Fucking great, welcome to the team coach. And the best part is it's really easy because the recruits will believe whatever you tell them because they are stupid teenagers. I just think our coaching staff should be smart enough to trick children into doing what they want. I mean Jeffrey Epstein is a bad guy but he could fucking recruit. I forget where I was going with this. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

I legit thought that schedule was FAU’s schedule. Jesus Christ y’all sbout a shit schedule 

[Deej 76,786]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

2020 is going to be an absolutely tremendous rollercoaster. Them being 10-0 and losing their last two games would be so aggy. 

Also gotta love how they’ve penciled in @Miss St and @Auburn as automatic wins. You know, because they beta those teams so consistently.

A loss to Vandy because they were so looking ahead to Bama and LSU would be legendary. 

[texifornia 56,951]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

lol how can they possibly shit on our schedule with that aborted fetus of a lineup?

No no, didn't you read? Fresno State, UNT and Colorado (all at home) are going to be "real tests". He wrote it on the internet and everything.

[Hank_Hill 18,806]

BIG UPTICK IN QUALITY

[Magus Ossis 2,799]

They’ll be at peak historic roller coaster going into their Bama game in 2020. When they go from 10-0 (assuming things break their way against Auburn etc) to 10-2, non NYD-6 bowl, lose the usual 4 games in ‘21, etc, they’ll have another “remember ...” moment. Remember that time we almost beat Bama and almost played for a natty— whoop! Sleeping giant back down for another (continuing perpetually from before) snooze.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

3 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

They’ll be at peak historic roller coaster going into their Bama game in 2020. When they go from 10-0 (assuming things break their way against Auburn etc) to 10-2, non NYD-6 bowl, lose the usual 4 games in ‘21, etc, they’ll have another “remember ...” moment. Remember that time we almost beat Bama and almost played for a natty— whoop! Sleeping giant back down for another (continuing perpetually from before) snooze.

Hmmm, I think the best outcome to this rollercoaster season would be for them to go 8-4 and then have Jimbo leave to go coach at LSU, and them always say "we would have won a Natty in 2020 with Jimbo"

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,497]

Maybe next year is fresno’s once a decade good team. Is there a Carr at qb?

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

If they can't make a run in 2020, they never will. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,264]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

But they haven’t lost a game to the sips since they joined the SECSECSEC!!!! Undefeated!!!

...and when they don't lose to the Horns, well, that's a win for them.  

[texifornia 56,951]

Not recruiting, but just for the lulz:

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

6 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

If they can't make a run in 2020, they never will. 

They better pray Mond doesn’t go pro.  Don’t laugh.  It could happen.  He was an IMG mercenary and the nfl is his goal.  A decent year slightly better than last and good chance he bolts.  Fisher is an asshole.  

[texifornia 56,951]

Tarp's purging errbody! even mfeldstein's gone!

[Elmer_Fudd 22,218]

Just now, texifornia said:

Tarp's purging errbody! even mfeldstein's gone!

Soooooooo not mfeldstein!!!  Damn, his takes are my 2nd favorite only to Daddy98.

[Pato del Muerto 52,497]

They’ll be back, and in greater numbers. 

[Chili dog 1,787]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

EVERYTHING IS FINE. PLEASE DISPERSE.

What a cock-gobbling idiot. 

[KYHorn 17,050]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tarp's purging errbody! even mfeldstein's gone!

I feel for the posters here actually. They're in a catch 22. Either you don't talk about bag men, or you do and everyone gets banned. Either way, it's as quiet as the Aggy Hall of Champions.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

No no, didn't you read? Fresno State, UNT and Colorado (all at home) are going to be "real tests". He wrote it on the internet and everything.

Fresno State has gone 10-4 and 12-2 under Jeff Tedford the last two seasons. They beat Az St in the Vegas Bowl 31-20 this past season, in case you blinked. Sure, they signed a couple of nobodies at QB over the last few years, but hell, the Carrs were nobodies coming out of HS, too.

Colorado will be replacing their QB, but they'll have five on the roster to choose from, four of whom are pretty athletic. They'll have a 2nd year coach, too, so it's possible they will be much better than expected.

And they should just ask Arkansas how well UNT can play.

No, aggy most definitely should not be counting their chickens this early -- especially given that the easier things are, the more likely an aggy is to choke.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,218]

11 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fresno State has gone 10-4 and 12-2 under Jeff Tedford the last two seasons. They beat Az St in the Vegas Bowl 31-20 this past season, in case you blinked. Sure, they signed a couple of nobodies at QB over the last few years, but hell, the Carrs were nobodies coming out of HS, too.

Colorado will be replacing their QB, but they'll have five on the roster to choose from, four of whom are pretty athletic. They'll have a 2nd year coach, too, so it's possible they will be much better than expected.

And they should just ask Arkansas how well UNT can play.

No, aggy most definitely should not be counting their chickens this early -- especially given that the easier things are, the more likely an aggy is to choke.

UNT is going to graduate a lot after this season.

I can't remember everything from Fresno State, but on ourlads they will return the entire OL that's projected to start this upcoming season, but lose the QB.

Haven't looked at Colorado.  Shenault would probably torch the aggy secondary, but I bet he declares after the season.

Edit:  Looked at the buffs, projected to only start 1 Sr. on defense.

Edited August 7, 2019 by Elmer_Fudd

[ClubWhatever 12,141]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

They better pray Mond doesn’t go pro.  Don’t laugh.  It could happen.  He was an IMG mercenary and the nfl is his goal.  A decent year slightly better than last and good chance he bolts.  Fisher is an asshole.  

A truer string of declarative statements has scarcely been uttered. 

[Chopper 17,235]

I can't imagine 3 weeks before the 2019 season wanting to talk about 2020 but that's fucking aggy for ya. 

[Terry Silver 219]

20 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fresno State has gone 10-4 and 12-2 under Jeff Tedford the last two seasons. They beat Az St in the Vegas Bowl 31-20 this past season, in case you blinked. Sure, they signed a couple of nobodies at QB over the last few years, but hell, the Carrs were nobodies coming out of HS, too.

Colorado will be replacing their QB, but they'll have five on the roster to choose from, four of whom are pretty athletic. They'll have a 2nd year coach, too, so it's possible they will be much better than expected.

And they should just ask Arkansas how well UNT can play.

No, aggy most definitely should not be counting their chickens this early -- especially given that the easier things are, the more likely an aggy is to choke.

Does anyone remember what happened the last time aggy played a Jeff Tedford team?  

[golfclap 6,903]

I always though that mfeldstein was a shared account used by the TexAgs guys. If not he's a sociopathic sycophant, even by aggy standards. 

[Get ln My Van 927]

Aggy is lucky they don’t have UNT on the schedule this year. Mason Fine would tear their defense up.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, Terry Silver said:

Does anyone remember what happened the last time aggy played a Jeff Tedford team?  

As a matter of fact, yes.

Roll film!

 

[Redneck Mutha 7,956]

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

As a matter of fact, yes.

Roll film!

 

aggy scored on their opening drive, yada yada yada, Cal outscored them 45-3 the rest of the way. 

Fortunately for aggy, the Bear ran out of time to score more.

[Mdhorn 5,949]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fresno State has gone 10-4 and 12-2 under Jeff Tedford the last two seasons. They beat Az St in the Vegas Bowl 31-20 this past season, in case you blinked. Sure, they signed a couple of nobodies at QB over the last few years, but hell, the Carrs were nobodies coming out of HS, too.

Colorado will be replacing their QB, but they'll have five on the roster to choose from, four of whom are pretty athletic. They'll have a 2nd year coach, too, so it's possible they will be much better than expected.

And they should just ask Arkansas how well UNT can play.

No, aggy most definitely should not be counting their chickens this early -- especially given that the easier things are, the more likely an aggy is to choke.

since they finally beat LSU last year, they've begun counting all their games against LSU as W's.  Beating LSU has become that easy.

Edited August 7, 2019 by Mdhorn

[Wishbone 4,760]

8 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

since they finally beat LSU last year, they've begun counting all their games against LSU as W's.  Beating LSU has become that easy.

Not to mention that anyone with a pulse that watched that debacle knows better.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,110]

A barrel grill is the epitome of style over substance.

[Vertigo 20,285]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

EVERYTHING IS FINE. PLEASE DISPERSE.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

It is not even remotely surprising that aggy would confuse "BBQ" with "grilling". I wouldn't expect much sophistication from a group that grabs their crotch in public, and "whoop!"s at funerals.

[closetojumping 62,712]

4 hours ago, Chili dog said:

What a cock-gobbling idiot. 

Whose analysis do you trust, sir? On the one hand, you have a guy that puts together 30 camps a year, watches practices at 50 P5 schools and visits probably another 150 high school practices a year. Basically lives, eats and breathes recruiting and lives in Florida and watches these guys. On the other hand, you have a complete fucking dipshit who rarely sees anything outside of a 25 mile radius of College Station and has no capacity for objective thought. 

You may choose to worship Gerry Hamilton. As for me and my house, I choose to serve The Looch. 

 

[RGBIII 22,840]

58 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

A barrel grill is the epitome of style over substance.

 

Direct heat grilling trash

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

As for me and my house, I choose to serve The Looch. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,476]

22 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Reveille is a 5 star general.