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Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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On 8/11/2019 at 10:22 AM, irishtexan said:


So this doddering redass is on a trip to move his daughter into the dorms at UGA and had multiple conversations with multiple people sufficient to obtain a consensus about UGA fans’ views of aggy? Why would he be talking to strangers about aggy at UGA move-in day? Perhaps it had something to do with the aggy hat he was most assuredly wearing, the aggy t shirt he was wearing, the aggy ring he was wearing, the 12 aggy bumper stickers on his Dodge Caravan, the thousand times he said “howdy” to strangers, or him randomly asking stranger about their opinion on the dadgum fightin Texas aggies. Whoop.

What a fucking loser.

I wonder just what UGA parents truly thought of this idiot, ( you know he was decked out from head to toe in analm gear with 10 analm stickers on his vehicle) while getting his precious daughter moved into UGA??

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5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea, their claims of us 7on7 recruiting have really aged well. Should become even more asinine as we sign our best OL class in a very long time.

It'll become more assnine once the season starts and they get rolled by some teams. They're best bet is before and after the season during the speculation and hope period. 

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On 8/11/2019 at 1:51 PM, Bodacious Bevo said:

So in the second scenario from that last picture, the guy thinks that the A&M staff will invite kids to visit with the intention of giving them the cold shoulder once they're on campus. Instead of just being straightforward and honest. Sounds like a dick move. 

Wet dream, something something fucking up ....

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23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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You see, we've been mediocre since DKR retired in 1976 outside of Mack Brown winning a national title and finishing in the top-5 five times between 2001 and 2009.  And I guess we were mediocre under Fred Akers, who was a dropped punt away from a national title and finished in the top-5 three times between 1977 and 1983.

I mean because aggy has such exacting standards.  They have finished top-5 three times.  1939.  1956.  And 2012.

And apparently we were mediocre last year winning a BCS/NY6 bowl, which they have never done, and finishing in the top 10.  Which would be there second best season in the last quarter century.

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13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ya I went back and searched through this one to no avail

Texags has a corporate ethos of deleting shit that makes them look bad.  See their recruiting rankings from the decade plus where Mack Brown was dragging his nuts all over their faces.  Or all the posts they had about Jimbo Fisher being a scumbag sexual assault enabler with Winston and all the character risks he courted prior to their hiring him.  All that disappeared like a fart in the wind.

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The Aggies are such psychotic traditionalists. They take the same ride with every coach.

We got the best guy. He'll be able to recruit like crazy because he has a resume that includes Bama/Super Bowl Ring/black skin/a "natty." The sleeping giant stirs. All fear us.

Practices used to be easy, now they're tough! Our guys got their swagger back. Coach is cutting away the deadwood while tu is trapdooring. Big difference.

What? You say tu is getting good recruits? They're over-rated. Our coach is getting who he wants.

What? The season isn't going well? Coach doesn't have his players yet and it takes years to install a new system. Be patient. Trust in Coach.

Okay, this is our year! Nobody realizes just how good Coach's players are except Coach and we football geniuses. 

Okay, it wasn't our year. Fluke losses. We were screwed by the refs. Our losses were better than everybody else's wins. We have guys coming back, so we'll be better while everybody else stays the same. Next year!

I never liked this coach. He's arrogant. The team is soft. They don't swagger. Let's get somebody new.

Oh, I love this new coach. recruits will swoon when they see his resume. He practices hard, not like the last guy. The sleeping giant awakens!

And on and on.

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1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

The Aggies are such psychotic traditionalists. They take the same ride with every coach.

We got the best guy. He'll be able to recruit like crazy because he has a resume that includes Bama/Super Bowl Ring/black skin/a "natty." The sleeping giant stirs. All fear us.

Practices used to be easy, now they're tough! Our guys got their swagger back. Coach is cutting away the deadwood while tu is trapdooring. Big difference.

What? You say tu is getting good recruits? They're over-rated. Our coach is getting who he wants.

What? The season isn't going well? Coach doesn't have his players yet and it takes years to install a new system. Be patient. Trust in Coach.

Okay, this is our year! Nobody realizes just how good Coach's players are except Coach and we football geniuses. 

Okay, it wasn't our year. Fluke losses. We were screwed by the refs. Our losses were better than everybody else's wins. We have guys coming back, so we'll be better while everybody else stays the same. Next year!

I never liked this coach. He's arrogant. The team is soft. They don't swagger. Let's get somebody new.

Oh, I love this new coach. recruits will swoon when they see his resume. He practices hard, not like the last guy. The sleeping giant awakens!

And on and on.

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