Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Neonmoon 38129]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/higher-education/2019/07/11/am-promises-swift-action-after-video-racist-biology-lesson-surfaces

I can’t believe people are using our racist videos to negatively recruit against us as being racist /Aggy 

[HtownHorn 14724]

Lulz at them thinking they have any shot at Collins.

[TexasToast 728]

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

[Elmer_Fudd 22282]

Man mfeldstein couldn't have picked a worse time to get banned.  Was really hoping for his take in the Princely commit.

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

But here comes the charge of the sunshine brigade!

“Forward, the Sunshine Brigade!”

Was there a aggy dismayed?

Not though the cadet knew

   Someone had blundered.

   Theirs to make happy reply,

   Theirs to fake reasons why,

   Theirs but to praise Jimbo and lie.

   Into the valley of Death

   Rode the TexAgs "

Edited August 12, 2019 by TheFlyingBoat

[SaucyJack 3488]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

[texifornia 57000]

1 minute ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

“Forward, the Sunshine Brigade!”

Was there a aggy dismayed?

Not though the cadet knew

   Someone had blundered.

   Theirs to make happy reply,

   Theirs to fake reasons why,

   Theirs but to praise Jimbo and lie.

   Into the valley of Death

   Rode the TexAgs "

I'm so happy you did this

[texifornia 57000]

[Mdhorn 5970]

3 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

They always celebrate prematurely despite a long, history of losing.

[Huckleberry 32997]

5 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

They always celebrate prematurely despite a long, history of losing.

That's because getting close to accomplishing something feels like as good as it gets to them. Because, well, it is.

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Can't decide which Little Rascal Sam reminds you of? 

Which one was 235 pounds, you dipshit?

[Harry Ellis 445]

A source passed along this exclusive footage taken of The Spike Heard 'Round the World: 

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

50 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The Aggies are such psychotic traditionalists. They take the same ride with every coach.

We got the best guy. He'll be able to recruit like crazy because he has a resume that includes Bama/Super Bowl Ring/black skin/a "natty." The sleeping giant stirs. All fear us.

Practices used to be easy, now they're tough! Our guys got their swagger back. Coach is cutting away the deadwood while tu is trapdooring. Big difference.

What? You say tu is getting good recruits? They're over-rated. Our coach is getting who he wants.

What? The season isn't going well? Coach doesn't have his players yet and it takes years to install a new system. Be patient. Trust in Coach.

Okay, this is our year! Nobody realizes just how good Coach's players are except Coach and we football geniuses. 

Okay, it wasn't our year. Fluke losses. We were screwed by the refs. Our losses were better than everybody else's wins. We have guys coming back, so we'll be better while everybody else stays the same. Next year!

I never liked this coach. He's arrogant. The team is soft. They don't swagger. Let's get somebody new.

Oh, I love this new coach. recruits will swoon when they see his resume. He practices hard, not like the last guy. The sleeping giant awakens!

And on and on.

Yes, it is true that most if not all roller coasters are repeating loops. 

[UTEX90 589]

Anyone have the latest lucci top 44?

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, UTEX90 said:

Anyone have the latest lucci top 44?

https://texags.com/football-recruiting/liucci-44

It hasn't changed yet

[Deej 76830]

$75 million well spent. 

[RomaVicta 29929]

20 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Perfect. I'm out of rep today. I'll try to remember to return. The Charge of the Not Bright Brigade was also excellent.

[texifornia 57000]

Oh my God. This is the uncut shit. Big Game Hunting. "ItsSuperag". Holy shit.

[texifornia 57000]

Y'ALL WE FUCKING DID IT @closetojumping @Machinator

 

[sushihorn 3233]

23 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

“Forward, the Sunshine Brigade!”

Was there a aggy dismayed?

Not though the cadet knew

   Someone had blundered.

   Theirs to make happy reply,

   Theirs to fake reasons why,

   Theirs but to praise Jimbo and lie.

   Into the valley of Death

   Rode the TexAgs "

Half a league, half a league

Half a league onward,

All to false conclusions jumped the TexAgs.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9117]

https://texags.com/football-recruiting/liucci-44
It hasn't changed yet

I’ve never seen that whole list

Haha hahahahahaha


Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[sushihorn 3233]

14 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That's because getting close to accomplishing something feels like as good as it gets to them. Because, well, it is.

Premature celebration combined with Projectile Dysfunction appears to be distressingly common for aggy.

"If your projection lasts longer than 4 hours, seek internet attention immediately."

[Ricky's one-hitter 9117]

Premature celebration combined with Projectile Dysfunction appears to be distressingly common for aggy.
"If your projection lasts longer than 4 hours, seek internet attention immediately."

This is low key, very funny.

[BigBenBamboozle 1955]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Y'ALL WE FUCKING DID IT @closetojumping @Machinator

[Deej 76830]

aggy just ran out of recruits?

[sith_horn 2407]

31 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Quintessential Aggie.

[texifornia 57000]

1 hour ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Thank you for always posting these aggy reactions 

 

@Longhornfrenzy

[Harry Ellis 445]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh my God. This is the uncut shit. Big Game Hunting. "ItsSuperag". Holy shit.

[bigco 30]

So first Broughton was the best DL recruit in Texas. Then it was Princely. I wonder who aggy picks next.

[texifornia 57000]

1 minute ago, bigco said:

So first Broughton was the best DL recruit in Texas. Then it was Princely. I wonder who aggy picks next.

Bad DL year in Texas. Jimbo sensibly prioritized the recruiting hotbed that is Camden, New Jersey and national best recruit ever Donnell Harris.

Also this whole thing:

Edited August 13, 2019 by texifornia

[SydneyCarton 48110]

1 minute ago, bigco said:

So first Broughton was the best DL recruit in Texas. Then it was Princely. I wonder who aggy picks next.

It’ll be raikes. The next time he visits he will technically be IN Texas, therefore Looch will rank him accordingly at that second. 

[Terry Silver 219]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Ya I went back and searched through this one to no avail

Someone needs to create a spreadsheet

[Radical Larry 28641]

The volleyball incident making it to texags is the fucking best.

[SaucyJack 3488]

29 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Can't decide which Little Rascal Sam reminds you of? 

Which one was 235 pounds, you dipshit?

The one scoring all the TDs and gettin the chicks.

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22282]

19 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I’ve never seen that whole list

Haha hahahahahaha


Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You should see the 2021 version.  Reuben Fatheree is ahead of Tommy Brockermeyer.

[TBGFL 397]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

The problem has been diagnosed - "the PC movement and social media". Guess aggy ain't ready for the future after all.

Jimbo recruited against Miami and UF when they were both dumpster fires and Clemson wasn't even a blip on the radar. He over-recruited skill positions and neglected the OL and LB corps to get those top 5 classes.

Smoke, mirrors and revisionist history by Aggy.....as usual.

[Huckleberry 32997]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

You should see the 2021 version.  Reuben Fatheree is ahead of Tommy Brockermeyer.

Are they ranked by height?

[Mdhorn 5970]

10 minutes ago, bigco said:

So first Broughton was the best DL recruit in Texas. Then it was Princely. I wonder who aggy picks next.

Not disparaging any of them but Collins is pretty damn strong.  

[texifornia 57000]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Not disparaging any of them but Collins is pretty damn strong.  

They can't pick him, he's not going to aggy

[Machinator 32099]

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

 

 

[mr. sunshine 2827]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Bad DL year in Texas. Jimbo sensibly prioritized the recruiting hotbed that is Camden, New Jersey and national best recruit ever Donnell Harris.

Also this whole thing:

I was eating some Chinese food while reading this and a lo mein noodle shot out of my nose 

[IBuryPaul 273]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Someone close to shit send Orlando’s post to Herman and let him know Sept 7 is a big game. Win it and aggy gone. Forever. Over and fucking done. Herman doesn’t realize it, but Orlando let the secret out. Make the boy know. 

[sushihorn 3233]

28 minutes ago, bigco said:

So first Broughton was the best DL recruit in Texas. Then it was Princely. I wonder who aggy picks next.

"If you can't be with the one you looooooove...

...love the one you're with.

 

[elguapo 4586]

Is Donell Harris only ranked by 247 right now?

[Wishbone 4762]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz at them thinking they have any shot at Collins.

This. How fucking awesome would tomorrow be if Collins committed then from a timing standpoint. Do it Collins!

[HtownHorn 14724]

I love that they think they are big game hunting, because what top national prospect has Jimbo signed that was out of state?

[texifornia 57000]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

I love that they think they are big game hunting, because what top national prospect has Jimbo signed that was out of state?

This year Diggs and Muhammad are solid bluechips. Otherwise, nada at aggy.

[texifornia 57000]

aggy and the no good, very bad day continues. alc is THRIVING as the board's satya, though.

[zzz 199]

51 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh my God. This is the uncut shit. Big Game Hunting. "ItsSuperag". Holy shit.

So our running back injuries are now a huge issue huh?  I thought our quarterbacks take all of the carries. Which one is sheep fuckers?