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Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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I’m going to fucking overdose on aggy misery.  There is nothing more I want right than for us to beat LSU while they lose to Clemson.  It’s going to break them.  I haven’t seen this type of misery since Justin Tucker out a dagger in their pussies as they cried their way out of a conference they got bitch slapped around in.

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58 minutes ago, markstanco said:
2 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:
Took about 8 hours after the rest of the internet knew before Texags allowed the Cupp story to stay on the non premium boards.

If you are sure of that then this is hilarious on their censorship. Lots of irony on texags. They claim conservative, but run the place like North Korea. And the sheep not only conform, they praise their rulers. Looch probably even laughs at it himself.

 

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They gon git there’s guise.  And theirs will be better because they were born for the by god sec and ready to be coached up by a national champ winning corch.  Dem sips are just getting all the players that want easy practices and play in the bdf thst wouldnt couldn’t Compete in 

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch is firmly out of the loop. The rout is on.

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What do the sips sell?

Well, a better school, program, degree and town.  A blue blood.  A head coach who drug his balls all over Jimbo’s face with UH two stars.  Not having a coach who in year 7 with multiple top 5 classes got boat raced 35-3 by Boston fucking College.  Not having our last top 4 finish be in the Eisenhower administration.  

What the fuck are you selling, aggy?

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aggy clearly has no clue what their place is in the order of the universe. 

Historically they have recruited in the top 20 and sometimes the top 15.  Since 2000 they have finished with classes in the 30-ish range more often than in the top 10.

They got their Jimbo hype bump last year with a borderline top 5 finish.  This year they drop back to borderline top 10.  Unless they can break through on the field, they will drop back to the 15-20 range where they have always been.  And Jimbo Fischer is NOT a guy who jumps up and beats better talent with superior coaching.  Ritz Bitch NEEDS to get better talent to win.

To take the Light Brigade metaphor, they've got Horns to the left of them, Tigah to the right and Sooners to the front with the Tide lurking in reserve.  Enjoy the $75 mil sugar high.  Try not to hurt yourself coming down aggy.

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Holy dogshit...it really is baffling that, year after year, they can't understand why 18-year old kids would be attracted to a blue-blood football program, at one of the nation's premier public universities, in one of the best cities in America...that has also been stockpiling talent the last couple of years and, oh yeah, is winning again. 

They can't see why kids would go to UT because...it isn't SEC. That's it. That's all they can see. They really buy the myth. 

Oh yeah, and the "Jimbo and his NC" shit is hilarious. By this rationale, we should be getting our asses kicked by Kansas and North Carolina too. 

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Never forget

https://247sports.com/Article/Texas-AM-head-coach-Jimbo-Fisher-Texas-head-coach-Tom-Herman-133731526/

Since that article.

Brougton, Robinson, Pouncey, Thompson, Umanmielen, Fillinger, Karic, Milroe, Bowman, Harris Jr., Conner, and J. Davis have all committed to Texas.

Texas had 10 kids committed combined in 2020 and 2021 at that time.

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Volleyball, Miloe and racist aggy videos, it's like a highlight reel of the past month

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It's amazing. jimbo is such an amazing judge of QB talent that he didn't even want King until Hornsby committed to UNC, but they think him "choosing" Stowers over Milroe was a brilliant decision.

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It's amazing. jimbo is such an amazing judge of QB talent that he didn't even want King until Hornsby committed to UNC, but they think him "choosing" Stowers over Milroe was a brilliant decision.

Go look at the absolute bums he recruited at FSU post Winston.  Most can be throwing the ball in the turf on Last Chance U and showing a shitty attitude.  

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Ther were plenty of rumors last year that Jumbo was a megalomaniac and pissed off several key people on his own staff.  Allegedly that is part of the reason Brewster bolted.  So am I surprised that some volleyball incident with Jimbo getting sand in his vagina has impacted their recruiting so heavily?  No. 

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9 minutes ago, deech said:

Ther were plenty of rumors last year that Jumbo was a megalomaniac and pissed off several key people on his own staff.  Allegedly that is part of the reason Brewster bolted.  So am I surprised that some volleyball incident with Jimbo getting sand in his vagina has impacted their recruiting so heavily?  No. 

Don’t forget the recruiting director that worked several years for Nick Saban, but after one year with Jimbo she decides to change career paths completely. 

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