Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[HornSinceBirth 86]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Imagine being 17 and saying. Yeah I’m in the gigem gang 

I’m imagining something like this...

[Goodman 3274]

50 minutes ago, Fud said:

My favorite part is Ainias Smith playing offense 

Your guess on if Ainias is about the fb grind or is he a track guy who is using fb for the full ride?

[Fud 9562]

1 minute ago, Goodman said:

Your guess on if Ainias is about the fb grind or is he a track guy who is using fb for the full ride?

What?

No, I figured he was recruited as a DB because they're pretty loaded at WR and not at DB, especially in the speed department

[Pato del Muerto 52884]

20 minutes ago, Fud said:

What?

No, I figured he was recruited as a DB because they're pretty loaded at WR and not at DB, especially in the speed department

Fb as in football. He’s asking if he’s really just wanting to run track, but needed the scholarship that football provides. 

[Fud 9562]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fb as in football. He’s asking if he’s really just wanting to run track, but needed the scholarship that football provides. 

I got that, I’ve just never heard of him being a track guy more than a football guy, so I wasn’t sure where that was coming from. He’s really good at football, and his best spot is at DB. 

[RomaVicta 30081]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Oh my God. Might need to block out a "client meeting" on your calendars for this epic:

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This is also classic Aggie writing style when explaining something stupid that they do.

"You see, when our team gets outscored, we feel that we didn't yell effectively enough to carry them to victory. When that happen, we hold a yell practice right after the game even if it's in an opposing stadium. We don't mean to interfere with you playing your school song, it's just a tradition that we value." 

You see, they're not being obnoxious. They're following a tradition that makes total sense.

Here this jalopy guy takes the same tone to expound on Jimbo's approach with no evidence other than attending a few of Fisher's public appearances. Mr. Burnt Valve also explains Jimbo's recruiting, pedestrian as they are, as though his practices are unheard of. He has several options at each position! He keeps evaluating! Then Senor Loose Battery Cable speaks the sacred Aggie assumption, We're a national brand with a coach who is a national treasure.

So full of shit, his eyes are turning brown.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Wheres that guy who links to the looch show?

i need the lulz.

 

[Goodman 3274]

20 minutes ago, Fud said:

I got that, I’ve just never heard of him being a track guy more than a football guy, so I wasn’t sure where that was coming from. He’s really good at football, and his best spot is at DB. 

Never thought of him as a DB but if he has a physical attitude, that would make sense.

Do you know why the lack of interest in us?

[Fud 9562]

2 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Do you know why the lack of interest in us?

I don't think Texas had much interest in him. He barely even made A&M's class after they missed on some guys late. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9159]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Someone please link me to this "historic 3* hit rate".

This was interesting to me.

Here's all 82 of the 3* players (except kickers) with any relevant notes from Jimbo's OC tenure at FSU through 2016. This gives a pretty clear view of a full career for these guys. Bold players are guys that were recognized at the conference level and/or were drafted. 

Spoiler

Jamar Jackson
Bernard Brinson
Will Furlong
Maurice Harris
Anthony Grosso
Jatavious Jackson
Aaron Gresham
Jonathan Hannah - Transferred to TX Southern
A.J. Ganguzza
Ja'Baris Little - 3 Career receptions
Avis Commack - Transferred to Akron
Travis Arnold
Andrew Datko - Freshman All-American, 7th round pick, played 1 year on a practice squad
David Spurlock - Coaching for Jimbo
Toshmon Stevens - 16 career tackles
Garrett Faircloth (Medically disqualified in 2013)
Carlton Jones
Josh Gehres - 3 career receptions
Henry Orelus
Xavier Rhodes (as a WR) - All ACC First Team, Thorpe semi-finalist, first round draft pick
Bryan Stork - 1st team all-american, Rimington winner, 4th round draft pick
John Prior
Will Secord
Justin Bright
Dan Hicks
Chad Abrams - UDFA FB, cut by lions in first cut of fall camp 
Terrence Brooks - 1st team all-american, 3rd round draft pick
Bjoern Werner - 1st team all-american, acc def. player of the year, Nagurski finalist, bednarik semi finalist, 1st round pick
Debrale Smiley - 11 career rushes
Holmes Onwukaife - (Medically disqualified in 2012)
Jarred Haggins - 11 career receptions
Mike Harris - Drafted 6th rd
Will Tye - UDFA, but transferred from FSU to Stony Brook
Cam Erving - 2nd team all-american, 1st round pick (rating reflects recruited as DT)
Daniel Foose (Medically disqualified in 2013)
Clint Trickett - Transfer to WVU
Tank Sessions
Anthony McCloud (JC) - All ACC hon. mention - UDFA
Nile Lawrence-Stample - UDFA
Keelin Smith
Tyler Hunter
Jake Coker - Transfer to Alabama
Arrington Jenkins
Eric Beverly
Lamarcus Brutus - UDFA/Arena league
Tre' Jackson - 1st team all american, 4th rd draft pick
Trey Pettis (Medically disqualified in 2012)
Ruben Carter - UDFA
Sterling Lovelady
Daniel Glauser
Sean Maguire - Lol
Desmond Hollin (JC)
Jeremy Kerr
John Franklin III - FSU to JUCO to Auburn to NFL
Wilson Bell 
Richy Klepal
Nate Andrews - All ACC 3rd team, coach at Tennessee
Ryan Hoefeld
Jesus Wilson - 8 career td catches
Ro'Derrick Hoskins - 159 career tackles
Tyrell Lyons - Transferred to UNI
Rick Leonard - 4th rd draft pick
Alec Eberle
Kareem Are (JC) - UDFA, cut in 2nd round of summer cuts. Not a meaningful starter
Ryan Izzo - 7th rd draft pick
Johnathan Vickers - 158 career rushing yards
Brock Ruble
Malique Jackson - xfer to Bethune-Cookman
Derrick Kelly
Adam Torres
Ethan Frith
Arthur Williams
Fredrick Jones
De'Andre Johnson - xfer to FAU after punching a girl in the face
David Robbins - xfer 
AJ Westbrook
Jalen Wilkerson
Cole Minshew
Nyqwan Murray - UDFA
Emmett Rice
Wally Aime (JC)
Mike Arnold
Andrew Boselli
Gabe Nabers
 

So of his 82 3* guys, he hit on 15.8% of them at a high level. What was interesting is the breakdown of who they are...

	QB	WR	RB/FB	OL	TE	DT	DE	LB	S	CB
2007				4	1		1	1
2008		2	1	3	1		1		1
2009	1	1		3			1		1
2010	2		1	1	2	2	1	1	1	2
2011	1		1	3		2		1	3
2012	1			1
2013	1	1		3	1		1	2		1
2014			1	5	1	2	2			1
2015	1	1		2	1				1
2016				2	1	1		1
Total	7	5	4	27	8	7	7	6	7	4
Avg/year	0.7	0.5	0.4	2.7	0.8	0.7	0.7	0.6	0.7	0.4

 

Almost 1/3 3* recruits were o-line, not including TEs which were the largest individual position group. 

[Cairn Horn88 8435]

14 hours ago, Beigebandit said:

I love how these sheep shagging cultist keep lowering the bar for their recruiting. First it was the top class in the country, then it was top 3, then top 5, then they went to top 10-12, now they just want a decent class!!! lol

Looks like those fish stopped biting!

[Dennis Taylor 19051]

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

I mean, that's all well and good, but how does Aggy explain the absolute dumpster fire of a roster Jimbo left at FSU? He did it on purpose?

[HtownHorn 14923]

They are pulling in late Mack Brown classes. Several notable high 4 and 5 star guys, and then a lot of guys that will be processed 2-3 years in.

[Cairn Horn88 8435]

14 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

North Carolina. I'm temporarily in Chapel Hill while we decide exactly where to build. Probably in the Triangle,  but maybe up around Asheville. 

Tell Andy I said Hey.

[Dennis Taylor 19051]

1 hour ago, HornSinceBirth said:

I truly wonder how many maroon colored shirts I could sell with “Trust In Jimbo” on the front and a giant $EC logo on the back.

Aggy:

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Also- make sure it comes in women's XXL (at least)

[texifornia 57231]

Man if Jimbo's lost his touch with the uncles...

Edited August 15, 2019 by texifornia

[SydneyCarton 48309]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Oh my God. Might need to block out a "client meeting" on your calendars for this epic:

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So much to love here. For starters, this guy who understands deeply and profoundly how that staff works, how they evaluate, how they manage their offers and the lines of communication, this guy just fucking GETS it. And he got it all from listening to some of these bumfucks speak at a couple cliche filled coaching engagements. So much just made up stuff that is completely passed along as not only fact, but fucking steel clad unassailable TRUTH you guys. After all, he's been following recruiting longer than many of folk have been alive, therefore he KNOWS. 

I truly find this shit disturbing. It's like an illustration of the power of man gone completely awry. This is how genocides and terrible, evil shit of that ilk happen...just people like this nodding their head and believing without question.

I'm lucky to have some insight and hear shit regarding our program from time to time. And it comes from people directly tied to the program, or folks a step or two away who are in a position to know things. And I would never even fucking pretend to even guess half the shit this guy claims to know on how his staff operates with recruits at the minute level. It's just complete fucking wish-casting bullshit. What a fucking toolbox. It's Daniel Figuerelli shit, except instead of talking about himself, this boner is talking about Jimbo Fisher. Seriously, sub Daniel Joseph's racist tainted name in there for "this staff" like a fucking Mad Lib and tell me that isn't a believable facsimile of the bio that fucking cock magnet drew up on the UH message board. 

[SydneyCarton 48309]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Man if Jimbo's lost his touch with the uncles...

Somehow a picture of some hick-dweeb combo wearing short jorts, a maroon sleeveless shirts and cowboy while sucking down on a fucking juul is the most millenial ag thing I can fucking imagine. 

[SHOOTER12 8853]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Man if Jimbo's lost his touch with the uncles...

He lost sway with the uncles as soon as Candi walked out the door.

[HtownHorn 14923]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Oh my God. Might need to block out a "client meeting" on your calendars for this epic:

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Yes let's talk about one of those "transcendent" players.

1) Your coach literally did start recruiting him until after his 1st couple of targets committed to other schools. 

2) Literally no other elite program in his region recruited him.

[BabaYaga 15377]

This is such a beautiful sight to see.  They are crashing down the rankings with the players they do have, their top player is transferring schools, they are striking out left and right as the season approaches - a season which they will be lucky to win 7-8 games.  Next year's marshmallow-soft schedule will give them the dead cat bounce of confidence, followed by the steady drive right off the cliff when reality sets back in.

 

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[Scholz 12050]

I heard Xavion Alford's Uncle accidentally elbowed little Jimbo Baggins in the face because his face was at elbow level.

[texifornia 57231]

[Huckleberry 33559]

I find the insinuation that Texas message boards start rumors that then reach A&M boards and slowly become possible fact absolutely distasteful. We would never.

[HornSinceBirth 86]

Trusty Jimbo is missing his best recruiting tool.

[Machinator 32099]

I think this particular rumor is from LotusHorn.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I find the insinuation that Texas message boards start rumors that then reach A&M boards and slowly become possible fact absolutely distasteful. We would never.

95 percent of the aggy lore is made up fairytales they take as 100 percent true.  

[Tex Pete 20970]

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I find the insinuation that Texas message boards start rumors that then reach A&M boards and slowly become possible fact absolutely distasteful. We would never.

We know how aggy loves turdition. Let’s make this the newest turdition. 

[sushihorn 3233]

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I find the insinuation that Texas message boards start rumors that then reach A&M boards and slowly become possible fact absolutely distasteful. We would never.

That would give "aggyfact" a whole new meaning...

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I think this particular rumor is from LotusHorn.

So triple-checked then.  Uncle story confirmed.  

[texifornia 57231]

I love the phrase "jack wagons"

[westexhorn 2021]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I love the phrase "jack wagons"

Aggy's "national" brand isn't enough.  Need all powers of the SEC to do their job if they want to have a chance in the state of Texas.  No wonder they tout SECSECSEC so much.

[Hornius Emeritus 12497]

20 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I find the insinuation that Texas message boards start rumors that then reach A&M boards and slowly become possible fact absolutely distasteful. We would never.

Completely agree, good sir. We are paragons of virtue,  a world-famous citadel of civil and rational discourse. 

 

[Scholz 12050]

Hey, aggys, don't blame Georgia for failing to do what you pussies are too scared to.

[BabaYaga 15377]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I love the phrase "jack wagons"

Good God, the rest of the conference must be so sick of them by now.  

"A vengeance" after they go 7-5.  Yeah, good luck with that!

[Bodacious Bevo 3612]

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I think this particular rumor is from LotusHorn.

So it's not a rumor then 

[texifornia 57231]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Hey, aggys, don't blame Georgia for failing to do what you pussies are too scared to.

This. Shit. Right. Here.

[Elmer_Fudd 22624]

Hilarious to see "trust in Jimbo" in all these screen shots.

[Harry Ellis 445]

[Terry Silver 219]

I see they have already moved on to recruiting "next year"

[Radical Larry 28673]

Their “national brand” isn’t what they think it is.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Their “national brand” isn’t what they think it is.

They know it isn’t.  Deep down they do.  They like to just puff their bird chests out.  

[Pato del Muerto 52884]

When your brand is racist dorks, you a) don’t want to believe that and b) shouldn’t take it national but try because see a. 

[Chooky 13321]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

How is it our fault that Jimbo started the meeting by addressing him as Uncle Remus?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13153]

21 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Their “national brand” isn’t what they think it is.

Bottom shelf at the Dollar General.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13153]

I hope Georgia takes a Mammoth sized shit on them for Thanksgiving and we get to tell jokes about how aggy didn’t want to be there.

[Magus Ossis 2883]

Documented by ESPN to be one of the top 32 historic football national brands. Texas, OU, nor USC-- none of them can claim to be an SEC top 32 national program.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

31 minutes ago, Chooky said:

How is it our fault that Jimbo started the meeting by addressing him as Uncle Remus?

At least Jimbo didn't call him Uncle Tom.  

[Tex Pete 20970]

19 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I hope Georgia takes a Mammoth sized shit on them for Thanksgiving and we get to tell jokes about how aggy didn’t want to be there.

Personally, I take at least one Mammoth shit every Thanksgiving.

[Beau Vine 54878]

43 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Their “national brand” isn’t what they think it is.

Come on, they have sponsorships lined up with Sears, Sprint, and K-Mart.