Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Yesh 932]

Maybe Jimbo spent the whole call complaining about how the current players suck and that is why he cut practice short.

[Neonmoon 38130]

25 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Volnation board says the OL that aggy is after that was ruled ineligible for transferring schools has now transferred to a school in Arkansas.  Chris Morris.

Is that good for them?

[Pato del Muerto 52894]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Is that good for them?

I think arky wants him.  You think his new coaches, teachers, classmates, and neighbors might be pig fans?

[HtownHorn 14937]

lulz.

In Herman's 4 classes so far, 2017-2020

13 DL, including 2 JUCOS

10 LBs, including 3 JUCOS

15 DBs.

Of course, both Overshown and maybe Owens end up at LB.

Orlando's defense routinely has 5-6 DBs on the field at all times.

These mother fuckers don't watch football at all.

[Deej 77214]

27 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

So if aggy wins this closely contested battle will loogi write about going toe to toe and blow for blow with a big 12 power?

Oh, he'll be talking about blowing someone.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

These mother fuckers don't watch football at all.

They watch a ton of fatball, though, so from that point of view, yeah, we have too many DBs, and not enough butter cubes.

[texifornia 57260]

Daddy's home

[BurntOrange4Life 74]

5 hours ago, westexhorn said:

Aggy's "national" brand isn't enough.  Need all powers of the SEC to do their job if they want to have a chance in the state of Texas.  No wonder they tout SECSECSEC so much.

You know how you know when you're one of the elite football brands? When you're dependent on someone else in order for you to be successful. Pitiful!

[Pato del Muerto 52894]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy's home

Cool. So why are elko and jimbo both calling Alford the day before he announces?

[Beau Vine 54932]

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

lulz.

In Herman's 4 classes so far, 2017-2020

13 DL, including 2 JUCOS

10 LBs, including 3 JUCOS

15 DBs.

Of course, both Overshown and maybe Owens end up at LB.

Orlando's defense routinely has 5-6 DBs on the field at all times.

These mother fuckers don't watch football at all.

They're in the ESS EEE SEE, sip!  No reason for them to watch any of that minor league BDF shit!  WH00P!!!

[Butch Had Not 3020]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy's home

So aggy probably spent two hours on the phone (!!!) with a guy that they don't want?

Daddy is a genius. 

[Tex Pete 21025]

i wonder what they think Herman’s “utter bull crap is.” Probably that they haven’t won a national championship in 80 years. Stupid sips. 

[Scholz 12066]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

i wonder what they think Herman’s “utter bull crap is.” 

UT is a great school. UT has a great football program. Austin is a great city.

[Bear19 82]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This has always been the reaction with aggy mods.  If they commit to Texas it sn't over and they'll continue to take visits.  Commit to aggy and they are shutting it down.

 That comes straight from Loochie. 

[Bevo14 8438]

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy's home

Daddy98 needs his own spot on espn to share his words of wisdom.

[Deej 77214]

21 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

...and not enough butter cubes.

Never enough butter cubes for a Price bbq.

[texifornia 57260]

@Magus Ossis, I think we can declare aggy hope medically dead.

Also "A&M or Bamako" is great typo. As if there's much difference between CStat and the Malian Sahara.

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[texifornia 57260]

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[HtownHorn 14937]

Supposedly Jimbo's APR is causing a lot of trouble for him right now. aggy is going to see theirs tumble soon.

[texifornia 57260]

Not a culture fit. TIJ.

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[texifornia 57260]

"This is nothing like Mack and Fran"

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[Radical Larry 28676]

Oh shit, here we go.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1270]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not a culture fit. TIJ.

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"If Jimbo gives the young man his best presentation but the young man is more persuaded by the coach in Austin, then maybe the young man isn't a fit for us."

 

True dat, sounds like he would fit right in in Austin.

[Magus Ossis 2887]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@Magus Ossis, I think we can declare aggy hope medically dead.

Also "A&M or Bamako" is great typo. As if there's much difference between CStat and the Malian Sahara.

Ok, I’ll call it. 2120.

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

[Pato del Muerto 52894]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"This is nothing like Mack and Fran"

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They must have mixed feelings about covert chad, being an aggy and a sponsor  but working at the place we get the f250s. 

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[HtownHorn 14937]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not a culture fit. TIJ.

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Must like academics.

[HtownHorn 14937]

More from aggiedoc. The more he posts, the more I'm 1000% certain he is just making shit up.

[texifornia 57260]

Our last 3rd world-ish capital was Islamabad. Now let's compare cities once again - CStat or Bamako???

Cstat: Drainage ditch. Chernobyl-adjacent architecture. Populated by aggy.

Bamako: Actual river. What looks like an ok golf course. Probably solid French food.

[Elmer_Fudd 22641]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

More from aggiedoc. The more he posts, the more I'm 1000% certain he is just making shit up.

Lulz that's a lot of hedging from his original post.

[texifornia 57260]

They watched his insta, the goobers. He does know that VY was better than Manziel - good man.

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[derp 797]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

More from aggiedoc. The more he posts, the more I'm 1000% certain he is just making shit up.

I have a feeling someone has had this actual argument with aggiedoc:

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[Wishbone 4844]

50 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Daddy98 needs his own spot on espn to share his words of wisdom.

Never work. They’d have to censor his dry heaves wretching.

[Neonmoon 38130]

FedEx Aggy, the same fucking school that bought Demani, Leal, Young, Demas and half the fucking east coast is accusing Texas of buying players? 

[HtownHorn 14937]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz that's a lot of hedging from his original post.

As soon he mentioned that Eaton didn't have a spot, I knew he was full of shit. In no way, would a coaching staff with 2 legit CB takes in 3 recruiting classes, just tell a CB, yeah we are full up. If his 40 is accurate, he'd be the fastest corner on aggy roster.

[texifornia 57260]

Omg this is a MASTERPIECE of revisionist history

a) BJ was a "late shift" - the only people saying he was going aggy for like a solid month before his decision were Hamm and TexAgs

b) Jones has done "basically nothing" - he's the cornerstone of our defense. If he can stay healthy for the season the dude is getting PAID.

[WBT 20761]

Starring in your own documentary doesn't qualify as doing something?

[westexhorn 2021]

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not a culture fit. TIJ.

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yes because, "poor demeanor, focus, execution from players" sounds like the type of culture everyone wants to be a part of

[Elmer_Fudd 22641]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Omg this is a MASTERPIECE of revisionist history

a) BJ was a "late shift" - the only people saying he was going aggy for like a solid month before his decision were Hamm and TexAgs

b) Jones has done "basically nothing" - he's the cornerstone of our defense. If he can stay healthy for the season the dude is getting PAID.

I think Ag12thman meant to say Daylon Mack instead of Jones.

[Pato del Muerto 52894]

And their list of all conference and high draft pick dbs is where?

[Elmer_Fudd 22641]

The CB Manning that aggy thinks they are getting from Missouri is #23 in the nation on ESPN but a 3* on Rivals.

[NOOBSDUDE 595]

Remember when they said that they didn’t recruit against Texas anymore and only stepped in the ring with secsecsec heavyweights like Bama, lsu,  Georgia, and Clemson. I remember. 

[LTtxfan 49415]

46 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Supposedly Jimbo's APR is causing a lot of trouble for him right now. aggy is going to see theirs tumble soon.

Thx for reminder on APR.... jimbo really did leave a huge dumpster fire behind at Florida State.

https://www.tomahawknation.com/florida-state-football-fsu-noles/2019/5/9/18537324/how-fsu-got-the-worst-apr-in-fbs-football-florida-state-academic-progress-report-seminoles

[HtownHorn 14937]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The CB Manning that aggy thinks they are getting from Missouri is #23 in the nation on ESPN but a 3* on Rivals.

Texas has 12 ESPN 300 guys in their class. aggy has 6. aggy has 2 more total commitments. Texas is #15 and aggy in #10. ESPN is fucking stupid.

[texifornia 57260]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Texas has 12 ESPN 300 guys in their class. aggy has 6. aggy has 2 more total commitments. Texas is #15 and aggy in #10. ESPN is fucking stupid.

I'll defer to the film watchers, but I'm pretty sure Manning is better than bread.

[Handcruser 2805]

Thx for reminder on APR.... jimbo really did leave a huge dumpster fire behind at Florida State.
https://www.tomahawknation.com/florida-state-football-fsu-noles/2019/5/9/18537324/how-fsu-got-the-worst-apr-in-fbs-football-florida-state-academic-progress-report-seminoles

Explain this to me. Does his numbers follow him from job to job or is his apr at Aggie sucking balls?


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[TKthunder2 5030]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Kid cannot be having a fun night

Did everyone miss this somehow?  “Real him in Brauny” is pathetic on SO many levels.

[Fondren & Main 6765]

Jones has gotten immensely better every year he’s been here.  I think that’s called development.  Fucking idiots. 😂

[Chopper 17362]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Sshhh Boy? What a shock, aggy racism is showing again.

[LTtxfan 49415]

32 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Explain this to me. Does his numbers follow him from job to job or is his apr at Aggie sucking balls?
 

Poor jimbo's APR numbers stayed behind at Florida State (936).  Aggy's current APR (967) is not too far behind Texas (972).

https://collegefootballnews.com/2019/05/2019-ncaa-academic-progress-rate-football-apr-rankings-by-conference/2

Btw... the 4yr rolling average that jumbo left behind continues to hurt Fl State for 3 more years eventhough their score for this past year was 960.

"So are the ’Noles in trouble? No. As specified above, a rolling four-year average is used to determine punishments, so that programs dealing with drastic, sudden changes, are not penalized unjustly. Still, FSU’s rolling four-year APR averages for the last few years show how the Seminoles have trended downward as the Fisher era ran its course. Florida State needs to get this ship righted."

• 2014-2015: 945
• 2015-2016: 939
• 2016-2017: 941
• 2017-2018: 936

 

Edited August 16, 2019 by LTtxfan