Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Nivek 17,415]

Wrong. If there is one thing Jimbo Fisher's little weasel ears can hear, it's the sound of a train being run, from Folsom down to College Station

On Candi maybe while Jimbo watches and cries his own lube.

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Never mind that Texas had 19+ point leads in every one of those games.

aggy went 4-2 in games decided by 7 points or less; Clemson, Arkansas, Kentucky, South Carolina, Auburn, and LSU. They lost their best OL, RB, receiving threat, and return 1 player from their front 6/7. They are going to get destroyed by 3 out of the 4 auto-losses on their schedule, and have never beaten all 3 of Auburn, MSU, and Ole Miss since 2011 in the same season.

 

[Michael Knight 13,224]

Is it wrong to take joy in the suffering of others? Didn't Jesus say "fools suffer, I'm glad"?

[golfclap 6,903]

Just now, bigco said:

"I love Texas A&M but I'm also in touch with reality"

 

I'm going to assume Williamhewitt was banned shortly after posting that.

you knew he was a 2%er from the outset. Williamhewitt?   nah, son. Olebillyhewitt or Billybobhewitt or maybe even Dipringjeansbillyhewitt. That'd be a real redass. 

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

56 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He uses the example of a guy bought into A&M committing to another school and then flipping to A&M on signing day. He also talks about a longer game than we would have been playing to have guys this summer change their minds.

He seems to think the tactic should be considered by A&M. Of course, he's an idiot.

Eye know reed too gud under the influence of aggy tears

Edited August 16, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

On Candi maybe while Jimbo watches and cries his own lube.

[Chopper 17,432]

8 minutes ago, Viper said:

Are we all just going to ignore that jimbruh Fischer thinks @tomtheherman is coach Herman's Twitter?

[Scholz 12,306]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Is it wrong to take joy in the suffering of others? Didn't Jesus say "fools suffer, I'm glad"?

Wait, Jesus was German?

[Nivek 17,415]

That's a pretty stupid game. 
"Listen, baby, I can't stand our neighbor. I want you to go fuck him. Fuck him good. Make him fall in love with you. Then it's going to break his heart when you leave him." What could go wrong?

Isn’t that the plot to The Prestige?

[texifornia 59,017]

They've noticed that grumpy old redneck Jimbo has let aggy's social media presence fall apart (he literally hired a Twitter graphics kid to make stuff for them) while UT, Bama, etc. have staffed up and very effective media teams

Spoiler

 

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

Just now, Nivek said:

Isn’t that the plot to The Prestige?

Well done, sir. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Never mind that Texas had 19+ point leads in every one of those games.

aggy went 4-2 in games decided by 7 points or less; Clemson, Arkansas, Kentucky, South Carolina, Auburn, and LSU. They lost their best OL, RB, receiving threat, and return 1 player from their front 6/7. They are going to get destroyed by 3 out of the 4 auto-losses on their schedule, and have never beaten all 3 of Auburn, MSU, and Ole Miss since 2011 in the same season.

 

Some SEC honk on Sirius said Auburn has the best DL in the SEC for 2019.

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They've noticed that grumpy old redneck Jimbo has let aggy's social media presence fall apart (he literally hired a Twitter graphics kid to make stuff for them) while UT, Bama, etc. have staffed up and very effective media teams

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"I dont know what Texas is doing, and I don't care what Texas is doing because even though I see none of it I know they're not setting the standard." This is how you remain mediocre at something into perpetuity. 

InMyVeins.Gif

 

[ztejas 44,227]

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm confused. Are Kansas and WVU part of a "murderer's row" or are they part of a "cake-walk schedule"? Or is is just dependent on which games Texas and aggy win and lose this season?

[South Austin 53,227]

The level of Longhorn ball gargling over in College Station is remarkable.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,994]

6 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Some SEC honk on Sirius said Auburn has the best DL in the SEC for 2019.

If they get decent QB play they are beating aggy.  They return all 5 OL and 3/4 of the DL.

[Beau Vine 55,867]

5 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Jimbo is being nice and letting Alford commit to Texas today.

 

That's exactly why both Jimbo and Elko literally spent hours on the phone with him yesterday.

[Nivek 17,415]

That's exactly why both Jimbo and Elko literally spent hours on the phone with him yesterday.

Hmm where have I heard that before?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If they get decent QB play they are beating aggy.  They return all 5 OL and 3/4 of the DL.

The guy said about the same about the SEC.  Something like if Malzahn pulls another QB out of nowhere trick Auburn could contend for the West.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

23 minutes ago, Nivek said:

On Candi maybe while Jimbo watches and cries his own lube.

take a lap, Kevin.

[Grippe 323]

How to summarize whats going on over at Texags?

[Chopper 17,432]

I've been working on my next novel and at this point I feel comfortable sharing the beginning with you.

Quote

Something was amiss in College Station.

And here's the cover art inspiration.

[BabaYaga 15,625]

19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The level of Longhorn ball gargling over in College Station is remarkable.

Thought your mom set up shop off South Lamar?

[Carl Spackler 3,615]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

To use @Machinator's favorite term - this is wishcasting at its finest

Rent-free.

[Dbeasy 15,596]

A small side note from the delicious ag tears - but these guys still don't see that they were not invited in as peers.  The SEC wanted inroads to Texas, and these gullible tards swallowed the whole hook.  

Gullible Tards is a great name for a band based on College Ststion.

[BabaYaga 15,625]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

 

Gullible Tards is a great name for a band based on College Ststion.

 

Or the suits that write up their coaching contracts...

[Dbeasy 15,596]

To use [mention=324]Machinator[/mention]'s favorite term - this is wishcasting at its finest

This only happens if there’s a Spanish class involved.

[Dbeasy 15,596]

They've noticed that grumpy old redneck Jimbo has let aggy's social media presence fall apart (he literally hired a Twitter graphics kid to make stuff for them) while UT, Bama, etc. have staffed up and very effective media teams
Spoiler

 

SWAG copter incoming!

[texifornia 59,017]

Holy shit all the cliches are here. It's wonderful.

Spoiler

 

[Viper 12,220]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit all the cliches are here. It's wonderful.

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What kind of fantasy world is Outrigger living in?

[texifornia 59,017]

Ah, Facebook. Where the real tards lurk.

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[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

What kind of fantasy world is Outrigger living in?

That one was just, Wow.

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit all the cliches are here. It's wonderful.

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Classic aggy paradox:

“Players who go to tu are taking the easy way out.” 

Then, in the next breath:

”I know I should be more worried about who signs with Bama or LSU, but I have to deal with ridicule from sips every day. So obsessing over my dream that tu will be bad is my easy way out.” 

[C-Man 27,779]

6 minutes ago, Viper said:

What kind of fantasy world is Outrigger living in?

Somebody with an account over there remind them that since 2012 -- the year those dipshits joined the SEC -- the Horns have had 14 defensive players get drafted (aggy has 11).

[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

Best part of that social media post is that they dismiss what Texas is doing because ‘they don’t set the standard  Is rather know what Alabama and Clemson are doing’  

 

Well, actually...

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,287]

2 hours ago, sushihorn said:

Gotta love how they have an OG lined up at one OT spot and a TE lined up at the other tackle.  Is this self-awareness creeping in or just ironically prophetic?

It's satire 

[sith_horn 2,516]

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Some SEC honk on Sirius said Auburn has the best DL in the SEC for 2019.

Power ranking SEC defensive lines for 2019 - Saturday Down South

[sushihorn 3,249]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit all the cliches are here. It's wonderful.

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Bold talk from the #106 pass efficiency D in the nation...

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Damn, Auburn might actually do it.

[RomaVicta 30,592]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

That's exactly why both Jimbo and Elko literally spent hours on the phone with him yesterday.

You don't get it. Jimbo and staff work hard. They have contingencies for every development. The players they end up with are the best players anybody could want. Jimbo always finds somebody better than his first choice. Jimbo knows how to recruit nationally. He can use A&M's national brand and the SEC.

Trust in Jimbo.

[TexMexBuddha 998]

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Any idea as to what he got banned for?

I thought it was because he came down on nat2020 or somesuch - who is some 15 yr old kid that is their twitter monitor.

[Redneck Mutha 8,179]

I can't fer the life a me figure out how those goldurn sips are stealing ehr recruits.  We s'posed to be SEC!

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

4 hours ago, sushihorn said:

In aggy's collective little brain it's obviously Georgia's fault that Texas scored 48 on OU in the Cotton Bowl.

Of all the motives that they could come up with for revenge on UGA is that they lost to us? They hate UGA because they lost to us?  That is the worst/weakest motivation to go into a game with. They had damned well find something better than that to hang their hat on. They go in with that weak sauce and they will get slaughtered because the first time they get busted in the mouth they will realize all of their "motivation" was just an illusion and they will disentegrate like a butterfly in front of a blowtorch.

Edited August 16, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[Junior Bonner 6,584]

28 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Best part of that social media post is that they dismiss what Texas is doing because ‘they don’t set the standard  Is rather know what Alabama and Clemson are doing’  

 

Well, actually...

 

 

LSU? Whodathunk those inbred swamp dwellers would be so active on social media? Must be a porn thing. 

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

The level of Longhorn ball gargling over in College Station is remarkable.

When did your mom move to College Station?

[Lhorn 5,095]

Damn, what TH and Texas recruiting are doing to aggy just ain't christian.  They got some players to be envied for sure but overall, Herman's kicking their 7 million dollar man's ass.  It'd seriously be getting depressing to see your "got have" guys get scooped up by your arch enemy.  Suck it aggy.

[Mdhorn 6,166]

13 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Of all the motives that they could come up with for revenge on UGA is that they lost to us? They hate UGA because they lost to us?  That is the worst/weakest motivation to go into a game with. They had damned well find something better than that to hang their hat on. They go in with that weak sauce and they will get slaughtered because the first time they get busted in the mouth they will realize all of their"motivation was just an illusion and they will disentegrate like a butterfly in front of a blowtorch.

Georgia is going to have a field day with that secondary.  

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

"We don't corner the market on hustle and hard work"

No, you don't, aggy. Props for recognizing it. You never have and never will. You do corner the market on sheepfucking and 8 win seasons, though. 

....and cow fisting, and glory holes, and jizz jars, and nut squeezing, and list eating.... just to name a few.

[Beau Vine 55,867]

24 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Of all the motives that they could come up with for revenge on UGA is that they lost to us? They hate UGA because they lost to us?  That is the worst/weakest motivation to go into a game with. They had damned well find something better than that to hang their hat on. They go in with that weak sauce and they will get slaughtered because the first time they get busted in the mouth they will realize all of their"motivation was just an illusion and they will disentegrate like a butterfly in front of a blowtorch.

Let's be honest -- Georgia is going to slaughter them regardless.

[derp 845]

The amount of bulletin board material being provided for Georgia by aggy fans is mind boggling.