Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[BayouBill 835]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of that

This makes me more confident than ever.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

You could line up 10 dudes and plant one aggy in the group and you’d be able to spot them every time. The ag would be the one with a buzzcut, pudgy belly pushed over jeans (or cargo shorts)and wearing wide “tactical” sunglasses.

you could line up 10 dudes who post on sports message boards and seven of them would look like that, Ag or not

Edited August 19, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[westexhorn 2005]

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of that

thank you for the morning dose

[Chopper 17056]

...and txaggy backs off their "no flip is going to happen" declaration less than 24 hours later. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Who in their right mind would put up with that?

[BrazilHorn 6575]

11 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you could line up 10 dudes who post on sports message boards and seven of them would look like that, Ag or not

Not on the "The Surl" -Here everyone is fit, wears flat front shorts, bangs supermodels and epitomizes cool.

[BigBenBamboozle 1934]

24 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

This makes me more confident than ever.

“I don’t see this particular flip happening.” ~ Looch

So this could actually be happening. 

[closetojumping 62033]

22 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you could line up 10 dudes who post on sports message boards and seven of them would look like that, Ag or not

I picture most posters on these forums resembling William Foster from Falling Down. I would guess that at least a third of the aggie boards actively attempt to affect both his look and demeanor on a daily basis.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1577]

18 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Not on the "The Surl" -Here everyone is fit, wears flat front shorts, bangs supermodels and epitomizes cool.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I picture most posters on these forums resembling William Foster from Falling Down.

50/50, the other half looks like someone you would look at and say "oh yeah, I can believe he's seen Avengers Endgame in theaters three times"

[ztejas 43193]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of that

2020nationalchamps is only posting STRAIGHT FACTS, bitches! He plays so much telephone with high school boys - stupid sips are so jealous. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

12 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

What starts at aggy,

a. crashes  
b. commits elsewhere  
c. leaves  
d. plays for championships in their own time/never
e. handles cow rectums/milks male collies
 

Reveille has nipples, can they milk her too?

[LTtxfan 48823]

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I picture most posters on these forums resembling William Foster from Falling Down. I would guess that at least a third of the aggie boards actively attempt to affect both his look and demeanor on a daily basis.

 

Some Surly folks:  

 

 

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Some Surly folks:  

the haircut, I believe

[Bevo 13468]

Maybe Jason Howell did speak with a coach at Rockwall. I don't think the coach would tell a reporter that one of his players is wavering on his commitment, though. It would be a bad look.

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[HtownHorn 14395]

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Maybe Jason Howell did speak with a coach at Rockwall. I don't think the coach would tell a reporter that one of his players is wavering on his commitment, though. It would be a bad look.

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Unless Howe has a DeLorean, there is no way he knows if Jaxon is solid to Ohio State.

[Pato del Muerto 52235]

He probably read the osu 24/7 site and what their mods are saying. 

[Texasborn91 896]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of that

So they are arguing about a kid who they have no chance with that is committed to a school they won’t play but may flip to another school they won’t play. Even 2 mods got involved. That’s some deep obsession. 

[Thiefery 4942]

Yeah he's just reading the same info we have screen shots of.  Howell can't even get the school he covers right, much less than on a kid that is committed to another school OOS.

 

[Dbeasy 14931]

Sa’Vell Smalls named his top 6 - no aggy and he has cancelled his OV to aggy. 
 

Once Smalls sees how competitive aggy is in their four losses to Ga, Clemson, Bama and LSU, they will be right back in it for that 7th official visit.

[BabaYaga 15190]

3 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

So they are arguing about a kid who they have no chance with that is committed to a school they won’t play but may flip to another school they won’t play. Even 2 mods got involved. That’s some deep obsession. 

Are you new to Texags.  LOL.  They are probably ordering new keyboards as we speak.  

[Dondrysdale1 363]

Does Perroni do chats like hamm used to do? Would be great to check out answers from March and April and see now.

[LTtxfan 48823]

Liucci this morning...

[ztejas 43193]

16 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

So they are arguing about a kid who they have no chance with that is committed to a school they won’t play but may flip to another school they won’t play. Even 2 mods got involved. That’s some deep obsession. 

Texags source at Rockwall

[BayouBill 835]

Scared aggy is best aggy.

[fattyflattie 4636]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Liucci this morning...

You’d be irritated too if a 16 yo on your own website had better access and more reliable info than you were peddling.  The 16yo doesn’t know how to digest it over the life cycle to his followers, though.  No stringing along bullshit, just info - sort of flies in the face of what Looch sells over there.  

 Looch, hopefully you will see this. You are getting worked publicly by a high school skid.  That is fucking sad, and funny. The fucking epitome of aggy. 

[texifornia 56289]

omg like the polls are so unfair you guysssss

Spoiler

 

[Mikey4 2476]

omg like the polls are so unfair you guysssss
Spoiler

 

[TheBryMan81 2492]

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

50/50, the other half looks like someone you would look at and say "oh yeah, I can believe he's seen Avengers Endgame in theaters three times"

I feel personally attacked.

[Chopper 17056]

32 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Looch, hopefully you will see this. You are getting worked publicly by a high school skid.  That is fucking sad, and funny. The fucking epitome of aggy. 

Loochy getting his info from a high school skid seems appropriate for aggy. I'm told tamu is adding a recruiting track for its public relations coursework. In fact, the class Recruiting 1212 is titled, "Sourcing Info from Public Toilets." I'm also told they're down to choosing between Hammster and Olin Buchanan to teach it but Hammster is the first choice as Olin is viewed as having the best fit as a special lecturer on highway rest stops. 

Edited August 19, 2019 by Chopper

[closetojumping 62033]

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

omg like the polls are so unfair you guysssss

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I mean, I watched most of their games last year. I watch 40-50 games a weekend in the fall, mostly sober. I follow their recruiting and roster management since they're relevant to us in this state for recruiting. I read the magazines and their practice updates. I cannot, for the life of me, understand the thinking on their end that they are a top 10, possibly a top 5 team in performance or talent this year. I understand delusion and aggie logic. I just ..., well, it's insane.

They have a bunch of dudes named Bob on the DL besides Marmaduke. Maybe if Johnson and Hines are healthy all season they'll be okay at LB. They don't have a legitimate CB that can cover something better than a dead man. They've got safeties, but they're either slow, inexperienced, or both.

They lost their best OL and have a bunch of guards named Jagger. Mond is fine if he can go uninjured. He's not going to carry the team, however. Corbin is apparently a fine back, but he's replacing the conference leader. They lost their best TE and have a tackle dummy lining up there right now. They've got solid receiving talent. 

The schedule is fucking embarrassing at the bottom and ruthless at the top. I'm not saying they face a clean sweep of the top 4 games, but I also don't believe they run the table on Auburn, SC, Arkansas, Miss State, and Ole Miss. They could easily lose 3 of those games and 3/4 of the big 4 that they play and struggle to make the postseason. They'll need to be healthy and lucky to do something better than 7-6 this year. The best 7-6 in the country, no doubt, but come the fuck on.

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I mean, I watched most of their games last year. I watch 40-50 games a weekend in the fall, mostly sober. I follow their recruiting and roster management since they're relevant to us in this state for recruiting. I read the magazines and their practice updates. I cannot, for the life of me, understand the thinking on their end that they are a top 10, possibly a top 5 team in performance or talent this year. I understand delusion and aggie logic. I just ..., well, it's insane.

They have a bunch of dudes named Bob on the DL besides Marmaduke. Maybe if Johnson and Hines are healthy all season they'll be okay at LB. They don't have a legitimate CB that can cover something better than a dead man. They've got safeties, but they're either slow, inexperienced, or both.

They lost their best OL and have a bunch of guards named Jagger. Mond is fine if he can go uninjured. He's not going to carry the team, however. Corbin is apparently a fine back, but he's replacing the conference leader. They lost their best TE and have a tackle dummy lining up there right now. They've got solid receiving talent. 

The schedule is fucking embarrassing at the bottom and ruthless at the top. I'm not saying they face a clean sweep of the top 4 games, but I also don't believe they run the table on Auburn, SC, Arkansas, Miss State, and Ole Miss. They could easily lose 3 of those games and 3/4 of the big 4 that they play and struggle to make the postseason. They'll need to be healthy and lucky to do something better than 7-6 this year. The best 7-6 in the country, no doubt, but come the fuck on.

Would absolutely love to see Starkel torch the aggy secondary on the way to a win.

[Pato del Muerto 52235]

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I mean, I watched most of their games last year. I watch 40-50 games a weekend in the fall, mostly sober. I follow their recruiting and roster management since they're relevant to us in this state for recruiting. I read the magazines and their practice updates. I cannot, for the life of me, understand the thinking on their end that they are a top 10, possibly a top 5 team in performance or talent this year. I understand delusion and aggie logic. I just ..., well, it's insane.

They have a bunch of dudes named Bob on the DL besides Marmaduke. Maybe if Johnson and Hines are healthy all season they'll be okay at LB. They don't have a legitimate CB that can cover something better than a dead man. They've got safeties, but they're either slow, inexperienced, or both.

They lost their best OL and have a bunch of guards named Jagger. Mond is fine if he can go uninjured. He's not going to carry the team, however. Corbin is apparently a fine back, but he's replacing the conference leader. They lost their best TE and have a tackle dummy lining up there right now. They've got solid receiving talent. 

The schedule is fucking embarrassing at the bottom and ruthless at the top. I'm not saying they face a clean sweep of the top 4 games, but I also don't believe they run the table on Auburn, SC, Arkansas, Miss State, and Ole Miss. They could easily lose 3 of those games and 3/4 of the big 4 that they play and struggle to make the postseason. They'll need to be healthy and lucky to do something better than 7-6 this year. The best 7-6 in the country, no doubt, but come the fuck on.

TL;DR

This year’s aggy team will gargle his balls

[TommyGufano 6021]

21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I mean, I watched most of their games last year. I watch 40-50 games a weekend in the fall, mostly sober.

Got to be operating with 5+ TVs. I thought I watched too much football

[sushihorn 3233]

35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I mean, I watched most of their games last year. I watch 40-50 games a weekend in the fall, mostly sober.

Opposing counsel is not prepared to so stipulate at this time.

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

I motion black lab to change the name of this forum to Georgia Didn’t care 

[South Austin 51976]

35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I watch 40-50 games a weekend in the fall, mostly sober. 

This is the most impressive thing you’ve ever written.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18502]

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I motion black lab to change the name of this forum to Georgia Didn’t care 

I've never been a fan of the $9.95  title, but it should be renamed as the volleyball board. Or table ovaries. 

[Magus Ossis 2769]

Faceballs and Sheep Stalls?

[SydneyCarton 47809]

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I motion black lab to change the name of this forum to Georgia Didn’t care 

That is a bad name. If we’re winning national titles in 2 years this name looks fucking stupid. I’m also a fan of the board name not being related to aTm/sec whining. As where mocking 9.95ers will be an evergreen source of amusement. 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

[texifornia 56289]

Omg they sell "Don't care. Got Jimbo." merch? Holy shit.

Also what on earth does "I Vored" mean?

[Radical Larry 28498]

Please tell me that is real.

[Hanrahan 1306]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That is a bad name. If we’re winning national titles in 2 years this name looks fucking stupid. I’m also a fan of the board name not being related to aTm/sec whining. As where mocking 9.95ers will be an evergreen source of amusement. 

This is obviously correct.

[deech 2248]

When I see the We know Stuff shirt......

 

 

[Orange&White 5516]

"Don't Care, Got Jimbo" merch will be worth it's weight in gold in a couple of years. 

It reminds of how sad I was that I never pulled the trigger on my "Get FRANtic! shirt.

[SydneyCarton 47809]

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Please tell me that is real.

https://texags.com/store#!item=191

 

its real

Edited August 19, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[Shaddie 1634]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Omg they sell "Don't care. Got Jimbo." merch? Holy shit.

Also what on earth does "I Vored" mean?

They “voted” in a stupid online poll

[HtownHorn 14395]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I mean, I watched most of their games last year. I watch 40-50 games a weekend in the fall, mostly sober. I follow their recruiting and roster management since they're relevant to us in this state for recruiting. I read the magazines and their practice updates. I cannot, for the life of me, understand the thinking on their end that they are a top 10, possibly a top 5 team in performance or talent this year. I understand delusion and aggie logic. I just ..., well, it's insane.

They have a bunch of dudes named Bob on the DL besides Marmaduke. Maybe if Johnson and Hines are healthy all season they'll be okay at LB. They don't have a legitimate CB that can cover something better than a dead man. They've got safeties, but they're either slow, inexperienced, or both.

They lost their best OL and have a bunch of guards named Jagger. Mond is fine if he can go uninjured. He's not going to carry the team, however. Corbin is apparently a fine back, but he's replacing the conference leader. They lost their best TE and have a tackle dummy lining up there right now. They've got solid receiving talent. 

The schedule is fucking embarrassing at the bottom and ruthless at the top. I'm not saying they face a clean sweep of the top 4 games, but I also don't believe they run the table on Auburn, SC, Arkansas, Miss State, and Ole Miss. They could easily lose 3 of those games and 3/4 of the big 4 that they play and struggle to make the postseason. They'll need to be healthy and lucky to do something better than 7-6 this year. The best 7-6 in the country, no doubt, but come the fuck on.

It really is amazing, they have pulled off the Auburn, Arkansas, MSU, and Ole Miss sweep exactly once, their 1st year in the conference with a 2-3 loss Big 12 team. Yet, they are completely overlooking these 5 games as easy wins because, why not. They went 3-2 in those games last year, and were a +5 in point deferential. Even Ole Miss had a 3Q lead in their game.

Shit, every year since they added South Carolina has their permanent cross division rival, they have gone 3-2 in those 5 games. Which really means, they are 1-2 against Auburn, Ole Miss, and MSU in the last 5 seasons.

Edited August 19, 2019 by HtownHorn

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

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B.A.S. (Battered Aggie Syndrome)
noun
A debilitating disease affecting the mental sstability of all modern-day Texas A&M football fans. Symptoms include irrational outrage, loss of appetite, hopelessness, and an inability to enjoy current success due to fear of future failure
 

I'll give you one guess what the cause of BAS is