Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[texifornia 57096]

Daddy + Karen on Evans

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[HtownHorn 14776]

It's not logical, yeah these guys don't attend camps together.

I don't think she is going to be able to handle shitty recruiting Jimbo.

[crash_davis 23115]

if we had a crazy ass bitch like karen on this board, we would've crowd banned her months ago.  

[Thiefery 5017]

Aggys are about to crucify bag hag for her optimism takes when it proves to be false over and over.

 

[crash_davis 23115]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

It's not logical, yeah these guys don't attend camps together.

I don't think she is going to be able to handle shitty recruiting Jimbo.

he'll blame her for not doing her job of buying players.  she's invested in this shit like her livelihood depends on it.

[Post Oak 20267]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy + Karen on Evans

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Money removes logic out of the question.  Of course she knows that 

[golfclap 6903]

10 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Does anyone have some earlier Perroni updates when he was brainwashing the aggy into believing Evans would end up in College Station?  

first google hit shows this one from just 11 days ago ...  I'll head over to aggy247 in a bit to get some other quotes. Unless @texifornia or someone beats me to it.  

 

 

[texifornia 57096]

Just now, golfclap said:

first google hit shows this one from just 11 days ago ...  I'll head over to aggy247 in a bit to get some other quotes. Unless @texifornia or someone beats me to it.  

 

 

Go wild, I think @Longhornfrenzy is at the airport based on his Twitter.

[BabaYaga 15320]

[Huckleberry 33095]

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy + Karen on Evans

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Karen is from Florida. When and how exactly did she and the Texas A&M athletics department become best buddies? It's not logical.

[Scholz 11959]

Why does Karen worship and follow cross country a midget man who's proven he can't keep a woman satisfied?  It's not logical. 

[Terry Silver 219]

Distance always seems to be a factor when an out of state school is recruiting against aggy for a Texas kid.  But distance never seems to be a factor when aggy is chasing an out of state kid; in fact its usually a plus for them.  Something about the culture, wants to major in engineering, wants to get away and start fresh, aggy network, etc.

[RGBIII 22840]

This Evans thing.

Vintage Jimbo.

Enjoy!

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

33 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

if we had a crazy ass bitch like karen on this board, we would've crowd banned her months ago.  

If we had a crazy Karen on our board, she wouldn’t last 5 posts.

[Neonmoon 38130]

39 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

if we had a crazy ass bitch like karen on this board, we would've crowd banned her months ago.  

Karen pumps un-cut weapons' grade sunshine. She is like crack to these reality troglodytes. Once she is wrong, she hides for a week or two, the returns to spew more shit. And they welcome it back every time, because she gives them exactly what they want to hear. 

[Deej 76915]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

she gives them exactly what they want to hear. 

They sound of ovaries hitting the table?

[SydneyCarton 48169]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Karen pumps un-cut weapons' grade sunshine. She is like crack to these reality troglodytes. Once she is wrong, she hides for a week or two, the returns to spew more shit. And they welcome it back every time, because she gives them exactly what they want to hear. 

I mean, you say that like it's somehow different from Liucci and  Perroni's business models as well. They don't hide, they just delete threads and posts till things calm down. 

[Pato del Muerto 52596]

43 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Aggys are about to crucify bag hag for her optimism takes when it proves to be false over and over.

 

[Tex Pete 20468]

57 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy + Karen on Evans

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Karen is from Florida. When and how exactly did she and Aggy recruits' families become best buddies? It's not logical

FIFK

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

18 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

If we had a crazy Karen on our board, she wouldn’t last 5 posts.

Crazy Karen probably is on Surly.

[Tex Pete 20468]

40 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Karen is from Florida. When and how exactly did she and the Texas A&M athletics department become best buddies? It's not logical.

Damn. Huck beat me to it.

Edited August 22, 2019 by Tex Pete

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

I don’t understand why Karen thinks the Milton/Evans friendship isn’t possible. Hell, if Manti Te’o can have a girlfriend on the other side of the globe for several years without ever meeting her, this almost a sure thing.

[Burt Macklin 19053]

53 minutes ago, golfclap said:

first google hit shows this one from just 11 days ago ...  I'll head over to aggy247 in a bit to get some other quotes. Unless @texifornia or someone beats me to it.  

 

 

“A&M is making $eriou$ inroad$ at North $hore.”

[Huckleberry 33095]

I need to apologize to Karen. If this is actually the same Karen Sue Dugger then it shows she did actually spend at least some time in Texas before following Fisher here over 40 years later.

Now I have no idea if that's actually her but the face does sort of match that EXTREME CLOSEUP! profile pic minus about 40 years.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12511]

48 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

If we had a crazy Karen on our board, she wouldn’t last 5 posts.

Wasn't her name Trojan Princess, and Helton was her Jimbo?

[crash_davis 23115]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I need to apologize to Karen. If this is actually the same Karen Sue Dugger then it shows she did actually spend at least some time in Texas before following Fisher here over 40 years later.

 

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Now I have no idea if that's actually her but the face does sort of match that EXTREME CLOSEUP! profile pic minus about 40 years.

that dude is tall.  i bet he's good at volleyball, especially pool volleyball.

Edited August 22, 2019 by crash_davis

[Fud 9554]

A&M has McCollum starting on their released depth chart. Didn't someone report that he was out until mid-season?

[golfclap 6903]

Just now, Fud said:

A&M has McCollum starting on their released depth chart. Didn't someone report that he was out until mid-season?

yes. that was the rumor. Did you see the Renfro stuff? 

 

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Charles Oliver is listed as a starter at CB. Debione Renfro isn't listed on the depth chart. Obviously something happened and hopefully Fisher will clear it up.

 

[Texas Wahoo 3417]

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

yes. that was the rumor. Did you see the Renfro stuff? 

 

 

Edited August 22, 2019 by Texas Wahoo

[Orange&White 5539]

3 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Crazy Karen probably is on Surly.

Of course she is. She is an attention whore of the highest order. She can't turn her head from what anyone is saying about her.

Hi Karen!

 

[T&T’s Dad 32]

On 8/21/2019 at 1:23 PM, Vertigo said:

To recap the hilarity of all of this, it is the incessant bleating of aggy conspiracy theories including by the most obvious fucking bag woman on the planet all over twitter and message boards that caused people to look into the situation, only to find that aggy is caught red handed doing some extremely dirty shit that compromises the eligibility of their most prized recruit of the class in order to keep him under their thumb and not allow a flip to happen. 

 

Leave it to the damn sips to turn this back on us and make this look like something it's not!! = Liucci probably

^^^^^^^^^^

The grand total sumnation of aggy in one paragraph...

 

[Fud 9554]

14 minutes ago, golfclap said:

yes. that was the rumor. Did you see the Renfro stuff? 

I guess the rumor is false, not much reason to lie vs Texas State

I'm guessing the Renfro thing is one game

[RabidM 2668]

20 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Did he run a 40 faster than 4.8... cause that's not allowed in CS. 

[Fondren & Main 6742]

Has Leon entered the portal yet?  He didn’t even make the two deep right?

[texifornia 57096]

22 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Lol he's been getting reasonably hyped up by the Ministry so far, too.

[texifornia 57096]

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Has Leon entered the portal yet?  He didn’t even make the two deep right?

He has an "injured thumb"

[ztejas 43534]

23 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Didn't contribute to the jizz jar. 

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

4 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Karen is from Florida. When and how exactly did she and the Texas A&M athletics department become best buddies? It's not logical.

Maybe she helped put up those aggy billboards when they came into the secsec!

[Pato del Muerto 52596]

1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Either an indefinite suspension that will end before Clemson week, or jimbo is setting up his Clemson excuses already while looking authoritarian to his rube fanboys. 

[Vertigo 20332]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Either an indefinite suspension that will end before Clemson week, or jimbo is setting up his Clemson excuses already while looking authoritarian to his rube fanboys. 

[Beau Vine 54426]

4 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Crazy Karen probably is on Surly.

What if I told you her username is "futureman?"

[SydneyCarton 48169]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What if I told you her username is "futureman?"

If you’re looking for someone that thinks Texas is perpetually getting neeeeerrrybody then the obvious choice would be @satyanash

[randygilman 643]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What if I told you her username is "futureman?"

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What if I told you her username is "futureman?"

Well, the gender transition is appears to be almost complete.

[Magus Ossis 2841]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you’re looking for someone that thinks Texas is perpetually getting neeeeerrrybody then the obvious choice would be @satyanash

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• सत्यानाश sattya:na:sh -- (nm) complete ruin, total destruction, devastation.

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• φυτυρμαν future:man -- (nm) smartass, turd, insightful idiot savant who is compelled never to type any actual insights but rather only drivel.

I might have totally invented one of those

[futureman 22544]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

What if I told you her username is "futureman?"

next time you stab somebody in the back, chester, you better check under the stalls for feet.  you know, you may think I’m made out of armor and nails, man, but I’m just like any other human being.  and when I get cut, it hurts.  and that cut me.  and I hurt. 

[Radical Larry 28662]

Blow it out your ass.

[futureman 22544]

why don’t you go get yourself a spin cycle. 

[texaslong 678]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

He has an "injured thumb"

That's like a broken leg for an aggy.

[texaslong 678]

Apparently, when A&M started the search for Sumlin's replacement and Jimbo's name was brought up as aggy having an interest in, Karen told her FSU buddies that Jimbo would never work for a second-tier football school.