Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[golfclap 6,903]

some of my favorite gems from the roller coaster ::

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tx state was abysmal. wow. better off not playing that game.

madu is elite

buddy is a very good inside lb

tyree is borderline elite is used correctly

blades is ELITE. super talented dude. sky is limit.

 

 

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Absolutely must have Renfro and Rogers back as close to 100% full speed as possible a week from Saturday to have a realistic shot at upsetting Clemson on the road. Renfro is still a lock down type of CB and Rogers forces a defense to have to account for him on every play.

 

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Tyree johson is very good hermit. Whiff on that one. His only issue is what he asked to do. Hes a von miller jr.

 

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Buddy Johnson is the best lb we've had in years. I feel better going up against Etienne with him healthy.

 

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Last night had me thinking about the 2012 season and how if we had played the game against LA Tech prior to the Florida game we likely would have been national champions. National fucking champions.

[sushihorn 3,233]

To accurately assess aggy's performance we really have to compare it to their opening week scrub game from from last year rather than those against real opposition. 

QB:  19 of 27, 194 yds, 3 TD, 1 Int vs 2018 (17-25 for 184, 2 TD, 0 Int); Mond looks the same as last year.

Rushing: 36 for 246, 2 TD, 6.8 YPC vs (61-503, 5 TD, 8.2 YPC).  RBs: 31-221, 1 TD, 7.1 YPC vs (55-500, 4 TD, 9.1 YPC).  Running game much weaker and less productive - esp from the RBs.

Pass D - 29 of 46, 211 yds, 1 TD, 4 Int vs (18-35, 230 yds, 1 TD, 0 Int).  The interceptions were a big change.  Otherwise pretty much the same.

Rush D - 8 yds net vs (21 yds net).  Shut down overmatched scrubs both years.

 

Looks like aggy is about the same as 2018 overall, maybe down a little.  Running game much weaker but defense produced turnovers.  Mond beat lesser teams deep last year but couldn't complete a pass beyond 10 yds downfield in half P5 games.  He looks like he did in last years opener.  We'll see if his drop off against better secondaries repeats.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3054919

Why are the male students wearing cut off shorts with cowboy boots??? This looks stupid and un-masculine. Don't do it.

 

They've actually exceeded my expectations.

[Foosters 17,888]

40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Noted. But the point remains that the UCLA game was doc Walton and Marty cherry vs a team that was about to start a 19 game win streak. 

Sure. They'll not analogous. I just remember how much confidence I had after week 1. After '96, with the talent I believed we had, I thought we were going to fuck up UCLA.

Turns out that confidence was a bit misplaced.

[sushihorn 3,233]

6 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Why are the male students wearing cut off shorts with cowboy boots??? This looks stupid and un-masculine. Don't do it.

 

They've actually exceeded my expectations.

[texifornia 57,101]

Can we expect OL improvement, Tarp?

Spoiler

 

[GRHorn 105]

37 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Why are the male students wearing cut off shorts with cowboy boots??? This looks stupid and un-masculine. Don't do it.

 

They've actually exceeded my expectations.

There were really students dressed like that? Sorry. I agree with the Aggy. 

[texifornia 57,101]

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,186]

 

My favorite thing about aggy is that they make it impossible to determine who is trolling them and who is really them.

This tweet could very easily be either.

[Par4 146]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Mr. Mond to the front car of the roller coaster!!!!!

[golfclap 6,903]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

[sushihorn 3,233]

12 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

There were really students dressed like that? Sorry. I agree with the Aggy. 

Sorry folks.  Closet's full.  Cuck out front should have told ya'

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,140]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Mond looked fine last night - exactly what you would expect a starting P5 QB to look like against a JV team. Does he have the ability to put together a heisman season? Sure, why not. What's going to make this take sad in retrospect is how aggy insists on wasting talent. Anything that Mond is able to accomplish will be in spite of his Minecraft o-line and JAG rb. That said, he'll get an assist from his corners because there will be some short Clemson scoring drives next week. Tee Higgins is going to go 8/151/2 before they pull him in the 3rd

[Beau Vine 54,429]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

While I commend his misspelling of "Heisman," Jim Benson is jumping the gun a bit:

 

[texifornia 57,101]

Rollercoaster is getting damn fucking high

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,613]

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

To accurately assess aggy's performance we really have to compare it to their opening week scrub game from from last year rather than those against real opposition. 

QB:  19 of 27, 194 yds, 3 TD, 1 Int vs 2018 (17-25 for 184, 2 TD, 0 Int); Mond looks the same as last year.

Rushing: 36 for 246, 2 TD, 6.8 YPC vs (61-503, 5 TD, 8.2 YPC).  RBs: 31-221, 1 TD, 7.1 YPC vs (55-500, 4 TD, 9.1 YPC).  Running game much weaker and less productive - esp from the RBs.

Pass D - 29 of 46, 211 yds, 1 TD, 4 Int vs (18-35, 230 yds, 1 TD, 0 Int).  The interceptions were a big change.  Otherwise pretty much the same.

Rush D - 8 yds net vs (21 yds net).  Shut down overmatched scrubs both years.

 

Looks like aggy is about the same as 2018 overall, maybe down a little.  Running game much weaker but defense produced turnovers.  Mond beat lesser teams deep last year but couldn't complete a pass beyond 10 yds downfield in half P5 games.  He looks like he did in last years opener.  We'll see if his drop off against better secondaries repeats.

You need to adjust the running numbers.  They’re skewed because of one long run.  It’s more like 4.5~ ypc.

Also, some metric of the amount of pressure Mond was under all night against his avg ypc.

The numbers can easily mask just how shitty their oline play was if you roll them up high enough.  

Mond looked okay because he was playing against a juco level defense.  He doesn’t get away with some of the passes he did against a p5 secondary.  His “oops didn’t see that defender interception” is much more indicative of his trajectory for the season because it’s the same dumb mistake he made all last year.

The argument could even be made that Spavital made better adjustments at half based on scoring alone.  28-0 in the first half vs. 13-7 in the second half.

Edited August 30, 2019 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[closetojumping 62,870]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Rollercoaster is getting damn fucking high

Any time I see terms like " 'Nuf Said" or "Let that sink in!" or "Period.", I find myself wanting to climb through the screen or across the table and punch that fucking person in their cakehole repeatedly until one of us passes out or dies. The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

While I commend his misspelling of "Heisman," Jim Benson is jumping the gun a bit:

 

But when you take into consideration their "Early setbacks" will be in weeks 2 and 4, I think he might be right on schedule.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,140]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

"I cannot defend the preceding statement so please don't make me try"

[Billy Pilgrim 1,984]

38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Does that dumbshit not realize one was playing Texas state and the other was playing Georgia tech?

[Deej 76,920]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Any time I see terms like " 'Nuf Said" or "Let that sink in!" or "Period.", I find myself wanting to climb through the screen or across the table and punch that fucking person in their cakehole repeatedly until one of us passes out or dies. The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

You need to take a deep breath and relax. Period. Let that sink in. "Nuf said. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Any time I see terms like " 'Nuf Said" or "Let that sink in!" or "Period.", I find myself wanting to climb through the screen or across the table and punch that fucking person in their cakehole repeatedly until one of us passes out or dies. The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

Sounds like there’s some disagreeance?

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Any time I see terms like " 'Nuf Said" or "Let that sink in!" or "Period.", I find myself wanting to climb through the screen or across the table and punch that fucking person in their cakehole repeatedly until one of us passes out or dies. The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

Case closed!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Any time I see terms like " 'Nuf Said" or "Let that sink in!" or "Period.", I find myself wanting to climb through the screen or across the table and punch that fucking person in their cakehole repeatedly until one of us passes out or dies. The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

If only you’d have shown this much aggression in your playcalling.

[C-Man 27,262]

Rollercoaster is getting damn fucking high

 

http:// https://images.app.goo.gl/fK9ivzWJmsHtoBAh7

[gernblansten 3,197]

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Any time I see terms like " 'Nuf Said" or "Let that sink in!" or "Period.", I find myself wanting to climb through the screen or across the table and punch that fucking person in their cakehole repeatedly until one of us passes out or dies. The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

[closetojumping 62,870]

I feel like I don't mention this often enough, but I would also like to climb through my computer screen and punch each and every one of you in the face repeatedly until one of us either passes out or dies. Let that sink in.

[Bevo14 8,378]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I feel like I don't mention this often enough, but I would also like to climb through my computer screen and punch each and every one of you in the face repeatedly until one of us either passes out or dies. Let that sink in.

You and your screens, man.

[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

You and your screens, man.

He must have a big screen. 

[SHOOTER12 8,828]

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Rollercoaster is getting damn fucking high

Agreeance????

[Dennis Taylor 18,871]

14 hours ago, George Clooney said:

Bobby Brown looked sluggish tonight. It's almost like all that weight he added wasn't "good weight".

that's his prerogative

[texifornia 57,101]

Rent freeeeee

Spoiler

 

[gernblansten 3,197]

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I feel like I don't mention this often enough, but I would also like to climb through my computer screen and punch each and every one of you in the face repeatedly until one of us either passes out or dies. Let that sink in.

[Scholz 11,959]

What is dog stomped? That sounds psychopathic.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Texags thinks Georgia was down like 9 players.  It was 3 or 4.  We were down Sterns.   And Ingram wasn’t 100 percent.  

[Rickylovesweed 14,541]

It's funny they think Georgia Tech and Texas State are comparable opponents. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1,984]

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It's funny they think Georgia Tech and Texas State are comparable opponents. 

This can’t be stressed enough. I’d wager Georgia Tech would’ve beaten Texas state by a similar margin as the aggys

[Scholz 11,959]

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Texags bald face lies about the Georgia game because it pokes a big hole in their conference narrative and thus their only source of personal pride.

Fixed

[EZ$ 2,105]

So how many of our recruits are they flipping when they cover the spread against Clemson?

[honolulu horn 6,165]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Any time I see terms like " 'Nuf Said" or "Let that sink in!" or "Period.", I find myself wanting to climb through the screen or across the table and punch that fucking person in their cakehole repeatedly until one of us passes out or dies. The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

Mark it down.

[Rickylovesweed 14,541]

2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

So how many of our recruits are they flipping when they cover the spread against Clemson?

Don't worry. Satya will be in here telling everyone aggy has momentum after they lose by double digits to Clemson. 

[honolulu horn 6,165]

3 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

So how many of our recruits are they flipping when they cover the spread against Clemson?

Likely all of them, plus some transfer portals from current starters.

[Deej 76,920]

41 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

You and your screens, man.

Someone really hates these screens. 

 

[RabidM 2,668]

It's interesting that they think the Georgia game was close.  We let them have a couple of meaningless late TD's. Wish we hadn't, but the game itself was not close at all.  I guess they find the final score comforting. 

[Newy25 7,703]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Rollercoaster is getting damn fucking high

I know its hard to tell sometimes but that is 100% troll. 

[Beau Vine 54,429]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Any time I see terms like " 'Nuf Said" or "Let that sink in!" or "Period.", I find myself wanting to climb through the screen or across the table and punch that fucking person in their cakehole repeatedly until one of us passes out or dies. The preemptive shutting of the case phrases are usually uttered by clowns in situations in which there is absolutely more to be said.

[HtownHorn 14,779]

31 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Texags thinks Georgia was down like 9 players.  It was 3 or 4.  We were down Sterns.   And Ingram wasn’t 100 percent.  

It's funny because Texas was missing a lot of defensive starters against Missouri in the Houston Bowl in 2017, and still beat the dog piss out of them.

Not even Georgia fans en masse are making the didn't want to be there excuse.

[HtownHorn 14,779]

16 minutes ago, RabidM said:

It's interesting that they think the Georgia game was close.  We let them have a couple of meaningless late TD's. Wish we hadn't, but the game itself was not close at all.  I guess they find the final score comforting. 

Yeah, had Dicker made that FG, it would have been a 31-14 final. Which is much closer to the way the game was played.

[derp 764]

44 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Rent freeeeee

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The dog stomp. Wasn't that what Bevo tried to do to Uga? Cow versus dog has worked out for us well in the past. Here's to hoping the tradition continues.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

19 minutes ago, RabidM said:

  I guess they find the final score comforting. 

I found it borderline erotic.