Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,481]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Ole Miss is trash.  Pencil that in as W' for aggy.  Miss. State looks kinda' men's.  Toss up.

 

Edited August 31, 2019 by totallynotabuttpirate

[Burt Macklin 19,222]

32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Ole Miss is trash.  Pencil that in as W' for aggy.  Miss. State looks kinda' meh'.  Toss up.

Miss St. is bad. People saying aggy will struggle to 6 wins really underestimate how bad the bottom half of the SEC is this year. They play 5 teams worth a shit. They’ll likely win at least one of those, maybe two with some luck. Then they just have to go 6-1 against 3 cup cakes, 2 horrible P5 teams (Ole Miss and Arky) and 2 decent at best P5 teams (Miss St. and SC). 

Getting to 7 wins will not be difficult. There’s a ton of CFB teams that could go 7-5 with that schedule. The more telling thing about their team will be how close they keep the losses against the better teams on their schedule. 

Edited August 31, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[Newy25 7,896]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Miss St. is bad. People saying aggy will struggle to 6 wins really underestimate how bad the bottom half of the SEC is this year. They play 5 teams worth a shit. They’ll likely win at least one of those, maybe two with some luck. Then they just have to go 6-1 against 3 cup cakes, 2 horrible P5 teams (Ole Miss and Arky) and 2 decent at best P5 teams (Miss St. and SC). 

Getting to 7 wins will not be difficult. There’s a ton of CFB teams that could go 7-5 with that schedule. The more telling thing about their team will be how close they keep the losses against the better teams on their schedule. 

Kentucky is in a dog fight with Toledo. Aggy is going to win 8/9 games this year because of how bad the SEC is. 

[Burt Macklin 19,222]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Kentucky is in a dog fight with Toledo. Aggy is going to win 8/9 games this year because of how bad the SEC is. 

They don’t play Kentucky, so I’m not sure what that has to do with anything, but they play 5 teams better than them.

Idk how you’re getting 9 wins with their schedule. They’d have to run the table on the 7 inferior opponents (very, very unlikely) and upset 2/5 of the superior ones. 

The most likely outcomes for them by far are 7 or 8, with a chance of 6 or 9 if things go very well or very poorly.

[TommyGufano 6,023]

31 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Kentucky is in a dog fight with Toledo. Aggy is going to win 8/9 games this year because of how bad the SEC is. 

what's your take on the Big 12 vis-a-vis Iowa State's showing?

[Pato del Muerto 53,368]

Need for some of these sec bottom dwellers to actually lose to the Toledos and memphises on their schedule, so that they don’t get to 6-7 wins and look like a decent team for the upper half of their conference to beat. 

[texifornia 58,918]

Delicious

[BigHorn'13 3,480]

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

The more telling thing about their team will be how close they keep the losses against the better teams on their schedule. 

Moral victories! Best 8-4 team in the country, birtch!

[Neonmoon 38,130]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Ole Miss is trash.  Pencil that in as W' for aggy.  Miss. State looks kinda' meh'.  Toss up.

Miss State looks horrible. Thats  a W

[Burt Macklin 19,222]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Miss State looks horrible. Thats  a W

Yep. On the bright side, with A&M’s OL looking poor, Auburn should be able to make Mond regret his life. We’ll know more when they play Oregon, but I’m expecting Auburn to beat A&M at this point.

[Pato del Muerto 53,368]

Cocks getting all they want from Mack brown so far too. That’s a W. 

What a schedule. 4 really tough games, 7 really easy, and one tbd. 

[texifornia 58,918]

Not on the aggy schedule, but Tennessee is currently shitting the bed against Georgia State

[Huckleberry 34,412]

I know they're already chalked up as an easy A&M win (and they should be), but Arkansas is currently winning 10-6 in a dogfight against Portland State. Portland State went 4-7 in FCS last year.

[Pato del Muerto 53,368]

Have they tried starkel motion yet?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,961]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Have they tried starkel motion yet?

Just came in.

And while a lot of these teams look like trash so did aggy the other night.  

No doubt they will "aggy it up" against one of these teams.

[Pato del Muerto 53,368]

And throws the oski

[TommyGufano 6,023]

Tennessee losing to Georgia State.

Basically everyone other than 1st qtr tOSU stinks.

[Huckleberry 34,412]

That's SP+ #26 Tennessee and #116 Georgia State. 

[Newy25 7,896]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

They don’t play Kentucky, so I’m not sure what that has to do with anything, but they play 5 teams better than them.

Idk how you’re getting 9 wins with their schedule. They’d have to run the table on the 7 inferior opponents (very, very unlikely) and upset 2/5 of the superior ones. 

The most likely outcomes for them by far are 7 or 8, with a chance of 6 or 9 if things go very well or very poorly.

My mistake. I was going off of last year’s schedule. I still think they are an 8 win team. 

[Newy25 7,896]

3 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

what's your take on the Big 12 vis-a-vis Iowa State's showing?

My take is you are on the wrong thread. 

[Post Oak 20,551]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Delicious

My first executive order once I become president is to make BCS a national park.  Everything is preserved as it should be.  Plus we allow visitors to drive through the park and take pictures of wild aggy everywhere.

#PO2020

[texaslong 678]

12 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

My first executive order once I become president is to make BCS a national park.  Everything is preserved as it should be.  Plus we allow visitors to drive through the park and take pictures of wild aggy everywhere.

#PO2020

Keep your windows rolled up. Wouldn’t want a wild aggy trying to hump you.

[Huckleberry 34,412]

Two different SEC teams that FPI had in the Top 20 are about to lose to teams that won 2 games last year. 

[texifornia 58,918]

Other teams need to stop embarrassing the SEC!!!

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[Post Oak 20,551]

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Other teams need to stop embarrassing the SEC!!!

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I have never rooted for another B12 team to win a game. Unless they were playing Okie or aggy

[texifornia 58,918]

OH DAMN

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,481]

Brewdog is a true mercenary. 

[Bevo14 8,468]

Well shit. Now I don't know what to think about the littiness of the Station.

[BigSwingingD 719]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

My first executive order once I become president is to make BCS a national park.  Everything is preserved as it should be.  Plus we allow visitors to drive through the park and take pictures of wild aggy everywhere.

#PO2020

BCS. The Chernobyl of Texas.

[texifornia 58,918]

Oh you know LHF is delivering. The SEC Network is pro-UT, those ESPN fucks (in Connecticut of all places)

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[Elmer_Fudd 22,961]

I'm going to say Auburn beats aggy in a few weeks.  They've got some legit speed at WR and the Auburn DL vs aggy OL will be biggest mismatch in the game.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,276]

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh you know LHF is delivering. The SEC Network is pro-UT, those ESPN fucks (in Connecticut of all places)

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LSU Offense: "LSU defense, you guys are soooo amazing!!"

LSU Defense: "We have been waiting YEARS for you to say this! Finally!"

[Beau Vine 55,844]

turds.

Edited September 1, 2019 by Beau Vine

[Beau Vine 55,844]

On 8/30/2019 at 10:43 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

Texas A&M is going to go into Clemson's stadium next week and beat the defending national champions.

There are a couple of major reasons why I believe we are going to beat them. First, we have a QB who is ready to lead a championship level football team.

Yes, that's great analysis!! Clemson definitely doesn't have a QB who is ready to lead a championship level football team.

[futureman 22,678]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, that's great analysis!! Clemson definitely doesn't have a QB who is ready to lead a championship level football team.

no shit.  he transferred to mizzou. 

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

On 8/30/2019 at 11:12 PM, futureman said:

I’d imagine he wants to avenge last season’s loss in college station, no?

does this make up for his other 7979 posts?

 

I'd say it's close

[derp 845]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

OH DAMN

Tim Brewster three year timeline in review:

2017 - SEC is overrated
2018 - SEC is BDF!
2019 - SEC is shit

The guy can sell, though.

[TommyGufano 6,023]

6 minutes ago, derp said:

Tim Brewster three year timeline in review:

2017 - SEC is overrated
2018 - SEC is BDF!
2019 - SEC is shit

The guy can sell, though.

In '18 he was calling SEC a big dumpster fire? 

[Machinator 32,102]

Brauninger

[GRHorn 105]

15 hours ago, texifornia said:

OH DAMN

💯 🔥 💯 🔥 💯 

[texaslong 678]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Brauninger

Jimbo has gone national. He doesn’t need Texas talent anymore.

[Pato del Muerto 53,368]

6 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo has gone national. He doesn’t need Texas talent anymore.

I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating!

[Neonmoon 38,130]

30 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Brauninger

[sdm 902]

17 hours ago, texaslong said:

Keep your windows rolled up. Wouldn’t want a wild aggy trying to hump you.

Or fling poo into your car.

[RomaVicta 30,512]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo has gone national. He doesn’t need Texas talent anymore.

Another New Jersey kid gets his ticked punched to move to sunny, wonderful, bestest place in the world to play for Jimbo and the awakening giant! 

Remember, Jimbo's third choices are actually secretly his first choices! He knows how to win a national championship!

No worries! Whoop!

[squeegeedegg 724]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating!

[texifornia 58,918]

*deep breath* y'all ready?

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[texifornia 58,918]

If they beat Clemson, they're going to surprise a lot of people. This is meant as a positive.

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[texifornia 58,918]

sips are so much worse than aggy, it's not even close

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[texifornia 58,918]

They're not mad about Gameday going to ATX, they're actually happy. 

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