Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[texifornia 56974]

Uh oh it's going to be a "classic LSU let down game"

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[texifornia 56974]

LaTech passed for a lot of yards against us. Doomed.

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[texifornia 56974]

LSU is going to expose us

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[texifornia 56974]

Collins/Foster reaction

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[texifornia 56974]

"What kind of pathetic O were they running?"

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[texifornia 56974]

More recruiting and "what happened at the bbq?"

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[Post Oak 20217]

I think beating LSU might actually break them

[Sgt Hulk 13717]

Crazy to see ags with some realistic tales on there makes me have hope that not everyone is fucking retarded 

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They're not mad about Gameday going to ATX, they're actually happy. 

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If gameday does in fact use a corndog and a dildo instead of team helmets, may I suggest this:

[Scholz 11943]

Bad UT D but no mention of 3 forced turnovers and 2 stopped 4th down tries. Typical aggy dishonesty.

[Voluminous Banality 1032]

Good to see aggy already looking to 2022 as their year in recruiting.

[RomaVicta 29909]

36 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Crazy to see ags with some realistic tales on there makes me have hope that not everyone is fucking retarded 

They're the first delicate buds of the movement that sees things as they are. They get battered into futility by the delusionals when things are mediocre to good, but they rally when they feel appropriate doubt coming to life.

Texags is best when the realists are strong enough to speak. Wit creeps in. Gallows humor. And nasty backlash from the delusionals: "You think you know more than Jimbo Fisher? Sip troll!"

It makes for a better read than the lunacy they post in good times. You can only be amused so long by the rantings of idiots.

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

A fumble, 2 interceptions, 2 turnovers on downs, and 2 missed medium length field goals in a game does tend to depress your punting. 

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They're the first delicate buds of the movement that sees things as they are. They get battered into futility by the delusionals when things are mediocre to good, but they rally when they feel appropriate doubt coming to life.

Texags is best when the realists are strong enough to speak. Wit creeps in. Gallows humor. And nasty backlash from the delusionals: "You think you know more than Jimbo Fisher? Sip troll!"

It makes for a better read than the lunacy they post in good times. You can only be amused so long by the rantings of idiots.

This is, maybe intentionally by the powers that be, one possible effect of opening their doors to anyone and everyone.  Water down the redass until over time the culture can move forward. 

[RomaVicta 29909]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

This is, maybe intentionally by the powers that be, one possible effect of opening their doors to anyone and everyone.  Water down the redass until over time the culture can move forward. 

It's not intentional though you are kind to give them the vague possibility that you do. They think every student at A&M is Aggie through and through. The mere experience of being on campus and learning all those fabulous traditions will just increase the number of redasses expanding the vaunted Aggie Network.

I think it works out as you say. They'll be graduating about 50% 2 per-centers, many scornful of the lunacy. 

[Mdhorn 5949]

They look to their mods for guidance even though it was their mods that falsely built their hopes to begin with. They initially put in a cb for erebody then have to explain why it didn't work out and continuously adjust the looch 44. The list should have rightfully been the looch 100 to begin with. Follow that with the ensuing cry party when they leak all over themselves about why the rankings weren't adjusted for their leftover recruits. 

[Bevo14 8312]

58 minutes ago, texifornia said:

LSU is going to expose us

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aggy's regular fellatio of everything southern or sec in favor of putting down the state of Texas cracks me up. They're a massive embarrassment. 

Edited September 1, 2019 by Bevo14

[lemonandaturd 4285]

LSU gave up 417 total yards to LA Tech at home last year.  The La Tech QB passed for 330.  The final score was 38-21.  Early in the 4th quarter the score was 24-21, LSU.  Our defense gave up 413 total yards to La Tech last night.  aggy  sucks.  

[Texasborn91 936]

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

LSU gave up 417 total yards to LA Tech at home last year.  The La Tech QB passed for 330.  The final score was 38-21.  Early in the 4th quarter the score was 24-21, LSU.  Our defense gave up 413 total yards to La Tech last night.  aggy  sucks.  

It’s fear. They are absolutely scared shitless of what a win in Austin means next week. So they cling on like Rats to a sinking titanic that their SEC brethren can back up the shit talk they spew. If we win (and God forbid convincingly) Aggy knows our worst decade of football ever is over and they did absolutely nothing during that time. Bottom feeders for eternity. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

We won 45-14 the week before our biggest OOC game of the year. Was someone expecting us to unload everything on Louisiana Tech so it could all be on film for LSU's coaching staff? 

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

I’m actually surprised we did as much of the exotic 3rd down blitz stuff as we did. And got burned with quick outside passes a fair amount doing it as guys bailed out of the box at the snap to find their assignments. 

[fattyflattie 4639]

Some of my best friends are aggy.  But overall, I really cannot stand that fucking institution. The more I think about it, they represent only a sad and angry life.  

My aggy buddies are pretty well versed in the game of football. They are excited about parts of their team, but understand the O-line doesn’t exist, they dropped off wrt Corbin, and that Sloneal is more bark than bite.  But the idiots on Texags, wtf?   Most of them pay but none pay Billy. Mostly Tarp, who seems more realistic, but still have burning hate for UT, which pretty much describes my buddies. Anyhow, fuck aggy and I hope Clemson sets their highlight reel next week. 

[Viper 12109]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Uh oh it's going to be a "classic LSU let down game"

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Who is Bo Orlando?

[Beau Vine 54232]

 

"Smoking mirrors???"

[lemonandaturd 4285]

9 minutes ago, Viper said:

Who is Bo Orlando?

Dawn's front man?

[Beau Vine 54232]

Speaking of legacies, how did they not end up with Mickens?

[Dbeasy 15052]

I see they’ve already started the excuse machine in the event LSU doesn’t win. “Coach O is Terrible”, “Let down game”, “wrong time to change offenses”.

So let down games come in game 2 after a blow-out of a completely inferior team? And here I thought let down games happened after beating someone good.

[Deej 76799]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Some of my best friends are aggy.

You should really work on that.

[Sgt Hulk 13717]

Fun fact, we could lose to LSwho and win out and still make the playoffs and aggy will still be watching us on TV after their tony the tiger sun bowl victory over bethune cookman 

[Redneck Mutha 7957]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I see they’ve already started the excuse machine in the event LSU doesn’t win. “Coach O is Terrible”, “Let down game”, “wrong time to change offenses”.

So let down games come in game 2 after a blow-out of a completely inferior team? And here I thought let down games happened after beating someone good.

LSU didn't want to be there.  Saving their best stuff for when the playoffs start.  You know, SEC play.

It just means more.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

I wouldn’t be surprised to see them go as far as blaming it on corso’s LSU headgear pick voodoo. At this point, i think they are more desperate than LSU didn’t want it. 

[hookem48 4687]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

They're not mad about Gameday going to ATX, they're actually happy. 

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aggy fans making fun of tee shirts worn by other team's fans, never quit being you, aggys

[hookem48 4687]

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

They look to their mods for guidance even though it was their mods that falsely built their hopes to begin with. They initially put in a cb for erebody then have to explain why it didn't work out and continuously adjust the looch 44. The list should have rightfully been the looch 100 to begin with. Follow that with the ensuing cry party when they leak all over themselves about why the rankings weren't adjusted for their leftover recruits. 

seriously, Billy Liucci is a fucking hero to these fuckheads, they get more mad if you talk shit about him than they do if you talk shit about aggy

[Bevo 13577]

4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I think beating LSU might actually break them

Nah, I think aggie has a bend but not break mentality. They'll get over it after they unify their excuses into a semi-plausible one.

Edited September 1, 2019 by Bevo

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

If they beat Clemson, they're going to surprise a lot of people. This is meant as a positive.

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"...crazy talk should be the only kind allowed...."!!!   Well, you guys are certainly living up to this statement.

[Fondren & Main 6718]

4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I think beating LSU might actually break them

[Deej 76799]

15 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Nah, I think aggie has a bend but not break mentality. They'll get over it after they unify their excuses into a semi-plausible one.

"LSU just let down their SEC brethren. If tu wasn't so scared to play us, they'd get exposed. We are undefeated against LSU from 2018 to 2018."

Edited September 1, 2019 by Deej

[RomaVicta 29909]

3 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

LSU gave up 417 total yards to LA Tech at home last year.  The La Tech QB passed for 330.  The final score was 38-21.  Early in the 4th quarter the score was 24-21, LSU.  Our defense gave up 413 total yards to La Tech last night.  aggy  sucks.  

The game reminded me of playing Rice and TCU in the 70s. They had the top passing attacks in the country. They'd rack up yards, but were kept from scoring. They both won 2 or 3 games a year.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

This moment is the absolute best time to be aggy. The team is fresh off their meaningless win agains a far inferior opponent and the anticipation of their own coming greatness is fresh, new and electric. There are 6 full days of wishing, hoping and postulating “if...”

this is the prime time to be an aggy. When all your accomplishments are still possible and you are brimming with promise and excitement for the new era which is undoubtedly near. You can see the end of your goals, they are in sight although the farther you swim and the closer the shore seems you are never quite able to get there, paddling endlessly and exhausted into the vast horizon forever adrift on the sea of dreams.

gig them

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

19 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Nah, I think aggie has a bend but not break mentality. They'll get over it after they unify their excuses into a semi-plausible one.

Sip paid officiating is always en vogue over there. New offensive system could also have a starring role. 

[HtownHorn 14685]

5 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

LSU gave up 417 total yards to LA Tech at home last year.  The La Tech QB passed for 330.  The final score was 38-21.  Early in the 4th quarter the score was 24-21, LSU.  Our defense gave up 413 total yards to La Tech last night.  aggy  sucks.  

And with a lot of that coming after Texas took out most of their offensive and defensive starters. After Texas scored to go up 38-0, the yardage totals were 406 to 261.

Afterwards it was 48 to 159.

[Redneck Mutha 7957]

3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

This moment is the absolute best time to be aggy. The team is fresh off their meaningless win agains a far inferior opponent and the anticipation of their own coming greatness is fresh, new and electric. There are 6 full days of wishing, hoping and postulating “if...”

this is the prime time to be an aggy. When all your accomplishments are still possible and you are brimming with promise and excitement for the new era which is undoubtedly near. You can see the end of your goals, they are in sight although the farther you swim and the closer the shore seems you are never quite able to get there, paddling endlessly and exhausted into the vast horizon forever adrift on the sea of dreams.

gig them

[dcar00 14210]

Aggy is scared shitless.  if we beat LSU(and god forbid if it is convincingly).  the whole In State SEC team thing becomes a huge joke with recruits.  it is all they have left after Jimbo again fails to deliver even a division title.

[dcar00 14210]

wrong thread

Edited September 2, 2019 by dcar00

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

8 hours ago, Scholz said:

Bad UT D but no mention of 3 forced turnovers and 2 stopped 4th down tries. Typical aggy dishonesty.

aggy is just cherry-picking to make themselves appear to be.....oh, now what word am I looking for?

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

This moment is the absolute best time to be aggy. The team is fresh off their meaningless win agains a far inferior opponent and the anticipation of their own coming greatness is fresh, new and electric. There are 6 full days of wishing, hoping and postulating “if...”

this is the prime time to be an aggy. When all your accomplishments are still possible and you are brimming with promise and excitement for the new era which is undoubtedly near. You can see the end of your goals, they are in sight although the farther you swim and the closer the shore seems you are never quite able to get there, paddling endlessly and exhausted into the vast horizon forever adrift on the sea of dreams.

gig them

By golly, I think you are spot on....well said.

Edited September 2, 2019 by Cairn Horn88

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

53 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

4-H and FFA on a field trip to the farm
Me 'n' a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered a covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
And I swallowed it with a smile
Bllll-bbbb, I run ten mile.

 

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

9 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Aggy is scared shitless.  if we beat LSU(and god forbid if it is convincingly).  the whole In State SEC team thing becomes a huge joke with recruits.  it is all they have left after Jimbo again fails to deliver even a division title.

The Aggie morale implosion If we beat LSU and they lose to both LSU and Georgia will be a sight to behold. They think they've got this whole thing figured out: the easiest way to win our perpetual dick measuring contest against UT is to never directly compete with UT so the winner can be whoever we say it is!

these kind of obvious comparisons are such a rude awakening for them.

[sdm 847]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

The Aggie morale implosion If we beat LSU and they lose to both LSU and Georgia will be a sight to behold. They think they've got this whole thing figured out: the easiest way to win our perpetual dick measuring contest against UT is to never directly compete with UT so the winner can be whoever we say it is!

these kind of obvious comparisons are such a rude awakening for them.

They shalt never awaken, they aggy.

[Mikey4 2476]

The Aggie morale implosion If we beat LSU and they lose to both LSU and Georgia will be a sight to behold. They think they've got this whole thing figured out: the easiest way to win our perpetual dick measuring contest against UT is to never directly compete with UT so the winner can be whoever we say it is!
these kind of obvious comparisons are such a rude awakening for them.

They're the only one looking to fight a proxy war. We won, they surrendered, it's over.