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Just to recap Five Star WR and Aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athle

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Hey everyone, just got back from Baton Rouge. I was taking my stepson there for an orientation (he got his GED and only qualified for Blinn, aggy, and LSU) and got to hang out with some of the local f

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“Doesn’t have any reputation of sending linemen to the league.” Lololol.

Sometimes when I read their nonsensical ramblings about not understanding how anyone commits to UT, I wonder how they could possibly be sincere about such a stupid statement. Then I come across underpinning beliefs like this one and remember they actually believe this shit. 

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15 minutes ago, sdm said:

They shalt never awaken, they aggy.

you'd think so, but they know. they know. if you could visit an Aggie in his heart of hearts, he knows. they like to pretend, and pretending becomes easier inversely to the amount of evidence that has to be taken into consideration. so they've been on a right old pretending jag the past few years, but it's been getting harder to maintain the illusion. if we beat LSU two games after beating Georgia and A&M loses to both this fall (falling to what, 1-7 against LSU?), that will be the closest thing to a head-to-head thumping they've gotten since they quit the conference. it will be glorious to behold the 2% Rationals that post "WHY DO US AGS GOT TO SUCK AT EVERTHANG?" on Texags before getting banned. 

why do you think Aggies say "oh we'll play y'all again, IN THE PLAYOFFS", and not just "IN A BOWL GAME" or as soon as a home-and-home could be scheduled...? because it's fantasy for them, and a tacit admission of what they see as our rightful place in the universe, for us.

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3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Wait, what DL has Aggy sent to NFL?

its like 3 over 100 years?

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/schools/texasam/drafted.htm

  • Two 5th-rounders (including Daylon Mack) in 2019
  • Myles Garrett #1 overall and a 3rd in 2017
  • 3rd in 2013
  • Not much beyond that until 2007 or so

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/schools/texas/drafted.htm

  • 5th in 2019
  • 4th in 2016
  • 1st in 2015
  • 4th in 2013
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23 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I love how we can't keep up with LSU's defense, yet everyone else seems to have no issues with it, even a crippled UCF playing their backup. Hell, even a shitty aggy team put up 74 on them. 

UCF looked pretty good against LSU last year with a back up QB, and LSU wanted to be in that game.

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6 minutes ago, texaslong said:

UCF looked pretty good against LSU last year with a back up QB, and LSU wanted to be in that game.

Well, yeah. They won. If they didn't it's because they didn't want to. Imagine what Sam is go an do to that defense. LSU is one of the most overrated teams in the country year after year. Aggy has managed to beat both Bama and LSU, and LSU can't even get past the 50 yard line against Bama. But they're gonna curb stomp us. K. 

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I think LSU is a damn good team and that this game will be a slug fest. They are very talented and have an excellent defensive coordinator. We clearly have major issues at one of our CB spots that any decent offensive coordinator will attack.

Fortunately, we have a very good head coach, and they have a barely functioning human who has failed at every head coaching opportunity presented to him. Advantage Texas I think. 

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19 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

As long as Herman watched the aggy mighty win last year we too can put up 74 on LSU 

win or lose, if we don't score 75, you're going to have a non-zero portion of Texags exasperatedly wondering why offensive recruits would ever sign with Texas instead of Jimbos' high flying aerial circus

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6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Renfro is suspended against Clemson. Watching aggys secondary this weekend should be amusing. 

Aggies are praying for the hurricane right now. They'd rather have a thousand people drown in S. Carolina than have to play the Tigers up there. "We woulda killed 'em!" is even better than a quality loss to those guys; that's why they ran away from Texas. They can say that every year now.

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4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Aggys are retarded, but did he really say a highly rated Porter looked good against ou's putrid defense? Lol, k. 

Porter averaged 2.9 yards per carry and his biggest run was near the end of the game when it was over. Houston's other RB averaged 8.4 yards per carry. 

Porter is a complete JAG and that's from someone that thought Porter had some potential coming out of HS. Even with our RB issues Porter would just be a body that wouldn't really help us. 

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Porter averaged 2.9 yards per carry and his biggest run was near the end of the game when it was over. Houston's other RB averaged 8.4 yards per carry. 

Porter is a complete JAG and that's from someone that thought Porter had some potential coming out of HS. 

It's beyond comprehension that he watched the game and still came away with this conclusion. Porter not only can't run, but he missed several blocks. But sure, aggys, he looked "good". He didn't even look serviceable. 

 

Whatever is beneath JAG, that's Porter. 

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It's beyond comprehension that he watched the game and still came away with this conclusion. Porter not only can't run, but he missed several blocks. But sure, aggys, he looked "good". He didn't even look serviceable. 

 

Whatever is beneath JAG, that's Porter. 

Their leading rusher from last year was injured. Once they get Carr back Porter will be UH's 3rd string RB. It took Holgo 3 quarters to figure out Car was better than Porter or last night's game might have been close. 

For any confusion, UH has two RBs named Carr and Car. 

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4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Their leading rusher from last year was injured. Once they get Carr back Porter will be UH's 3rd string RB. It took Holgo 3 quarters to figure out Car was better than Porter or last night's game might have been close. 

For any confusion, UH has two RBs named Carr and Car. 

Car looked like a complete badass.  

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2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It's beyond comprehension that he watched the game and still came away with this conclusion. Porter not only can't run, but he missed several blocks. But sure, aggys, he looked "good". He didn't even look serviceable. 

 

Whatever is beneath JAG, that's Porter. 

He said Porter looked "dame good," which I agree with.  Porter ran like a girl, like he has since he left Katy.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Brent Zwerneman is an idiot and a hack. An aggy alum, he's providing bulletin board material for his school's opponent this week. It's not like he has journalistic integrity either. I remember some years back he was the subject of a televised phone interview on ESPN and was peddling the theory that Charlie Strong's alleged extramarital affair was negatively impacting Texas recruiting.

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