Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Caddox 952]

Corky is a hilariously aggy nickname. 

[Katfid54 8583]

8 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Corky is a hilariously aggy nickname. 

[Atticus 3911]

I like how just the pronouncement of the Jimbo Era means they are already a top team. They beat LSU last year. Okay. All other achievements are quality losses, great facilities, the bestest fans in the world, the magical SEC patch, and the empty Hall of Champions.
C'mon.

You’re just jealous because they are the richest school in CFB. I know it’s true because they told me so.

[RomaVicta 29700]

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

 

You’re just jealous because they are the richest school in CFB. I know it’s true because they told me so.

 

[cafe society 2831]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

I like how they think they're the good guys God's chosen people.

FIFY

[texifornia 56240]

lol k bud

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13000]

Then God’s chosen people have been wandering in the desert since the beginning of their existence.

[Pato del Muerto 52227]

13 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Then God’s chosen people have been wandering in the desert since the beginning of their existence.

Why yes, yes they have. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Did he tweet that from the Dunn house?

[texasstrong12 4668]

Something to keep in mind the last time these two teams played. 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5918]

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

lol k bud

 

That's cute.  Enjoy your senior season.

[Vertigo 20222]

4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Something to keep in mind the last time these two teams played. 

 

Wait, you mean the gomers might have a false sense of optimism? Unpossible. 

[Pato del Muerto 52227]

9 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Something to keep in mind the last time these two teams played. 

 

You don’t understand. aggy has gotten much better since that game, including replacing all of their non returning players with upgrades, while Clemson is no better than they were on that day despite these snap totals. Actually they are worse because of their DL losses. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

lol k bud
 

It’s almost like this kid is self-cursing his career. He lost his senior football season because of aggy shenanigans. Now he compounds the failure by dbagging it up like the last idiot aggy who wore #1.





Remember, the previous #1 had to LEAVE aggy to get drafted.

[WBT 20376]

40 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Something to keep in mind the last time these two teams played. 

 

The time before that, this guy kicked 6 FGs to break aggy's heart:

not sure why the only picture I can find is half armybrat'd

https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/boxscores/2005-09-03-clemson.html

[futureman 22381]

2 hours ago, Big D said:

1.  Who gives a fuck about aggy.

well, you’re here, posting in this thread.  clearly you do. 

[Hornsfan91 181]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Did he tweet that from the Dunn house?

No he tweeted it from his apartment that was paid for by the Dunns 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

lol k bud

 

Hey Demond, why are you getting all dressed up and tweeting right now. Shouldn't you be practicing and getting ready for your big game this weekend?

 

[futureman 22381]

oh moses smell the roses

[tejas60 3521]

48 minutes ago, Hornsfan91 said:

No he tweeted it from his apartment that was paid for by the Dunns 

with his grandfather.

[Beau Vine 53839]

4 hours ago, Big D said:

1.  Who gives a fuck about aggy.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say "People reading a 2020 A&M Recruiting thread?"

[RandomIdoit 655]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

I like how they think they're the good guys.

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

lol k bud

 

good game friday night bro   you torched them                 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on madden 

[Dbeasy 14928]

Nm

[cochamps 1875]

On 9/2/2019 at 8:12 PM, irishtexan said:

The best part of the post is that he says aggy was the last great defense we faced.

Tbf, They did hold Case & the Horns to 27.

[sushihorn 3233]

3 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Then God’s chosen people have been wandering in the desert since the beginning of their existence.

They're more like jihadi suicide bombers fueled by hate and envy at the success of the infidel.  One reason Texas should NEVER play them again is the true believer aggy nutjobs are always a risk to take cheap shots at Longhorns trying to ruin our chances because they had no prospects of their own.

[Magus Ossis 2758]

We offered to play our flea-bitten, AIDS-infected, retarded, perverted, sociopathic, bipolar, shit-stained little red-headed half-brother, and he ran away, grabbing himself and half-crying, half moaning. Our duty to pretend affinity is more than met. Do not touch with ten foot pole. Done.

[texifornia 56240]

Back to good old-fashioned recruiting meltdown. Evans isn't coming, what the fuck went down at the pool party, etc...

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[texifornia 56240]

BBQ/pool party meltdown continues

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[derp 731]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Back to good old-fashioned recruiting meltdown. Evans isn't coming, what the fuck went down at the pool party, etc...

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"Look... all I'm just saying we need to pay the mortgage so the sips can continue living rent free in our heads."

[Neonmoon 38127]

It was so bad they’re not even discussing the volleyball incident with Jimbo 

[TexasMan 10734]

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Wait, you mean the gomers might have a false sense of optimism? Unpossible. 

Heard on texags radio (not worth  reviewing) Looch say Dabo is *almost* as good of a coach as Jimbo, and that Jimbo coaches circles around Brent Venables and his staff. 

[Bevo14 8223]

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

BBQ/pool party meltdown continues

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I mean, I know their rollercoaster ride is going to derail pretty soon, but shouldn't they be in  idgaf mode about recruiting since their season is still brimming with hope and optimism?

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[westexhorn 2005]

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

BBQ/pool party meltdown continues

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the emperor is naked! oh bless the youth

[Tree Fidy 1196]

BBQ/pool party meltdown continues
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That kid’s life is in jeopardy.

[texifornia 56240]

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[RGBIII 22764]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Needs more volleyball 

[GRHorn 105]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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The Vonster is the TexAgs version of Sydney Carton. Fat fingered motherfucker

[Doc Reeves 6434]

You know guys, college football is going to be fun again for the next few years

[WBT 20376]

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Well maybe you were told things that weren't true

Whoa.  That's dangerously close to questioning looch there.

[SydneyCarton 47809]

5 hours ago, GRHorn said:

The Vonster is the TexAgs version of Sydney Carton. Fat fingered motherfucker

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

14 hours ago, Atticus said:

 

You’re just jealous because they are the richest school in CFB. I know it’s true because they told me so.

 

cribbing from The All-American now? "Here's an article exploring whether the 2019 Aggies are great, truly great, truly great and underrated, or among the all-time greats, written by Billy Liucci"

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

Back to good old-fashioned recruiting meltdown. Evans isn't coming, what the fuck went down at the pool party, etc...
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“Do not post stuff like this on hear say”

What is hear say?

[texifornia 56240]

Brauniger

[Radical Larry 28498]

So, recruiting situation is fluid; trust in Jimbo.



Ok.

[closetojumping 62033]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Brauniger

That last paragraph is an assault on the English language. 

These rubes that get paid to do this work, and then subsequently whine about how hard it is and how mean the customers are, never cease to amaze me. 

[Bevo14 8223]

Now isn't the time to worry. Jimbo will find some east coast mercenaries to purchase.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

This is pretty fucking incredible by Brauni. 

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If you believe this staff is good at what they do - that they'll sign quality players and develop them - then now isn't the time for worry.

No indication that things are going well, just reinforcing their mantra in avoidance of admitting they're getting whoop!ed

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

That last paragraph is an assault on the English language. 
These rubes that get paid to do this work, and then subsequently whine about how hard it is and how mean the customers are, never cease to amaze me. 

Frankly it both blows my mind and depresses me that chinpubes makes a LOT of money. I work my ass off, squeeze my giant body into small plane seats, and live in hotel rooms 3 nights per week while that choad can probably comfortably retire today.