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  On 12/26/2019 at 2:56 AM, fattyflattie said:

Bleacher report helping push that coaster up just a bit further. 7, lol.  Of course Texags already speaking if they can beat LSU and Barn, they’ll be the second SEC pick for playoffs once Bama beat UGA. 
 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2867723-college-football-preseason-top-25-rankings-post-2019-early-signing-period#slide1

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Their schedule is such pure creampuff that it'll look smart for long enough that everyone will forget about it.

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  On 12/26/2019 at 3:13 AM, texifornia said:

Their schedule is such pure creampuff that it'll look smart for long enough that everyone will forget about it.

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I thought about that, but I figure if there’s any even remotely helmet type school that’s doing well, they’ll get the nod.  Like wiscy this year type. Maybe not.  I don’t know, I’m not certain they’ll beat both the Miss schools again. As you know, they’ve only accomplished that twice. 

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  On 12/25/2019 at 9:00 PM, texifornia said:

Let's pull this out of that mess for posterity

They really do Tom Herman zero favors with these rankings but it's what Carrington and that contingent on the Texas staff plus the Bathwater Bunch spend an inordinate amount of time lobbying for. 

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If we learned anything from recruiting in the latter Mack Brown years, it is that it's really easy to sign a bunch of paper tigers. And there is more than ample evidence to support that players that commit to UT get a bump in their ratings. But holy lack of self awareness Batman. I would like to direct Chin Pubes to the stellar track record of the Lucci 44, where he has taken "doing zero favors" to coaching staffs by overating high school football players to an art form. 

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  On 12/25/2019 at 9:00 PM, texifornia said:

Let's pull this out of that mess for posterity

Keep an eye on their class down the stretch, too, as they're already cooking the books on the rankings. Jake Majors might be the most overrated football prospect in America per his No. 1 guard in the nation ranking on ESPN. Hudson Card sneaking in 20 spots higher than Haynes King (absurd). On 247, you have Andrej Karic coming in just one spot behind Fadil Diggs (look at their recruitments, Diggs being the New Jersey player of the year and the tape) and Diggs ranking around 30 spots behind Prince Dorbah (again, watch the damn tape). Jerrin Thompson ranking ahead of Antonio Johnson and Xavion Alford sliding in about 50 spots higher than the safety who the Ags beat out Alabama for (again, watch the actual football tape, fellas). How about Chris Morris coming in behind Logan Parr, Karic and Jaylen Garth (despite the fact Garth missed most of his senior year) and Akinola coming in waaaaay behind that? It's criminal the work these scabs have done this season yet the Ags are STILL likely to finish sixth in the composite. They really do Tom Herman zero favors with these rankings but it's what Carrington and that contingent on the Texas staff plus the Bathwater Bunch spend an inordinate amount of time lobbying for. 

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Who the fuck is the Bathwater Bunch?

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  On 12/26/2019 at 7:25 PM, GRHorn said:

Keep an eye on their class down the stretch, too, as they're already cooking the books on the rankings. Jake Majors might be the most overrated football prospect in America per his No. 1 guard in the nation ranking on ESPN. Hudson Card sneaking in 20 spots higher than Haynes King (absurd). On 247, you have Andrej Karic coming in just one spot behind Fadil Diggs (look at their recruitments, Diggs being the New Jersey player of the year and the tape) and Diggs ranking around 30 spots behind Prince Dorbah (again, watch the damn tape). Jerrin Thompson ranking ahead of Antonio Johnson and Xavion Alford sliding in about 50 spots higher than the safety who the Ags beat out Alabama for (again, watch the actual football tape, fellas). How about Chris Morris coming in behind Logan Parr, Karic and Jaylen Garth (despite the fact Garth missed most of his senior year) and Akinola coming in waaaaay behind that? It's criminal the work these scabs have done this season yet the Ags are STILL likely to finish sixth in the composite. They really do Tom Herman zero favors with these rankings but it's what Carrington and that contingent on the Texas staff plus the Bathwater Bunch spend an inordinate amount of time lobbying for. 

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The frustration is so palpable here that there is zero chance he didn't break down in tears before he finished this.

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  On 12/26/2019 at 2:56 AM, fattyflattie said:

Bleacher report helping push that coaster up just a bit further. 7, lol.  Of course Texags already speaking if they can beat LSU and Barn, they’ll be the second SEC pick for playoffs once Bama beat UGA. 
 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2867723-college-football-preseason-top-25-rankings-post-2019-early-signing-period#slide1

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 it's a little ridiculous that QB Kellen Mond isn't being mentioned in the way-too-early Heisman conversation. That might be largely due to his atrocious outing in the season finale against LSU, but cut the guy some slack. It was the end of a long year full of tough defenses and disappointing losses, and that game unraveled in a hurry.

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That 70S Show Lol GIF by reactionseditor

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I read the article.  The guy obviously has never watched aggy play. He’s writing based on FSU Jimbo.  They have a cakewalk schedule next year and still won’t beat Alabama, Auburn, or LSU.  They will be 4th in the West.....again.  

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  On 12/26/2019 at 8:48 PM, Harvdog said:

I read the article.  The guy obviously has never watched aggy play. He’s writing based on FSU Jimbo.  They have a cakewalk schedule next year and still won’t beat Alabama, Auburn, or LSU.  They will be 4th in the West.....again.  

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Best three loss team in the nation. Ignore the other nine games on the schedule. Put it on the wall 

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  On 12/27/2019 at 1:17 AM, Deej said:

Best three loss team in the nation. Ignore the other nine games on the schedule. Put it on the wall 

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No Tua, No Burrow, No Auburn OL or DL and Mond is coming back for his senior year to cement his top pick status. You don’t Looch much do you???

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  On 12/25/2019 at 3:03 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
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Jaylen Garth (despite the fact Garth missed most of his senior year) 

hmm i feel like i have seen him bitching about Demas losing spots due to missing his entire Sr year but sure...

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  On 12/27/2019 at 2:17 PM, NoName said:

Jaylen Garth (despite the fact Garth missed most of his senior year) 

hmm i feel like i have seen him bitching about Demas losing spots due to missing his entire Sr year but sure...

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Stupid sip. Rules dont apply to dem fiten texum aggys.  We have da oner kkkode.

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  On 12/27/2019 at 2:17 PM, NoName said:

Jaylen Garth (despite the fact Garth missed most of his senior year) 

hmm i feel like i have seen him bitching about Demas losing spots due to missing his entire Sr year but sure...

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He did better than that. He said to ignore King’s senior year in favor of his better junior year. 

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  On 12/28/2019 at 4:08 AM, EZ$ said:

If Jimbo loses 5 games in year 3 with their powder puff schedule, I’ll suck my aunt’s dick. 

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I mean according to Sagarin Texas played a top 10 schedule. If you use S&P+ to generate the implied probabilities of victory and expected results for an average team we also have a top 10 schedule according to them as well. If they lose three games next year with that schedule they should just give up on football. Other than LSU and Bama they don't play any team that should be good and LSU and Bama will both be playing with new QBs. 

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  On 12/28/2019 at 4:08 AM, EZ$ said:
If Jimbo loses 5 games in year 3 with their powder puff schedule, I’ll suck my aunt’s dick. 
Baring some major injuries to key players, them losing even 4 before the bowl game is almost impossible with the 2020 schedule. Every single team in the B12 not named kansas gets 10 wins with that schedule.
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  On 12/28/2019 at 3:47 PM, RGBIII said:
Lol so much for that Mullen tampered bullshit from Looch
Dumb sip, Mullen obviously tampered to get Corbin to FSU because he is so frightened of what Jimbo is building at aggy that he'd even tamper on behalf of his in state rival to try to stop the momentum.
Posted
  On 12/28/2019 at 3:59 AM, texifornia said:
Remember when Herman won an NY6 bowl in year 2? I remember.
 
Just a few years down the line...

"Overall above average year for Jimbo Fisher at 8-5 in year 5. Thought this might be the year for the ags to take the next step, but they just couldn't quite get over that sec west hump yet again. They're young, though, and other than offensive line, have some great recruits coming in.

Now time to earn that 75 million."

And just a few years after that...
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So...the consensus is that Aggy never loses unless 1) everyone else is cheating or 2) the kid is a headcase or 3) the people around them are dirty or 4) everyone is jealous of the success they would have and is doing everything in their power to sabotage Aggy out of jealousy.

That's all of the insight I could get out of those Aggy rants.

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