Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[MM42 122]

Makes zero sense.  Wouldn't take the world's greatest accountant to tell you the number required plus taxes to cover the buyout.  Anybody got a calculator?  $400K × 37% = ???  Ok, it is too hard to figure out.  Tarp's right.

[squeegeedegg 723]

Antonio Johnson and Antonio Doyle looking like warm dogshit on the AA game practice videos

[Burt Macklin 19053]

1 minute ago, squeegeedegg said:

Antonio Johnson and Antonio Doyle looking like warm dogshit on the AA game practice videos

There's a reason every good team passed on them. They were realistically battling Tennessee and Illinois for those two.

Edited January 2, 2020 by Burt Macklin

[MM42 122]

I keep seeing their names as top performers.  I don't watch the tape, just going off the reports from 247.  Not saying their analysts know a lot more than random fans, seriously.

[texifornia 57192]

Ngata to AZ State

Spoiler

 

[TexasMan 10989]

But I thought Jimbo gets who he wants?

[SydneyCarton 48222]

Hard. To. The. Paint. 
 

I guess when Karen said “paint” she meant the pool of jizz jimbo’s players train’d all over Candi’s tits. 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Ngata wasn't an SEC caliber RB.  Not like Deondre Jackson and Devon Achane...

[Bodacious Bevo 3602]

Member when Looch said that they might land 4 RBs including 2 of the Smith/Ngata/Evans trio? 

Edited January 3, 2020 by Bodacious Bevo

[TexasMan 10989]

6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Member when Looch said that they might land 4 RBs including 2 of the Smith/Ngata/Evans trio? 

You’d think he’d be worried about that right now, but nope.

He’s more worried about ... guess who

 

 

 

 

 

 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

You’d think he’d be worried about that right now, but nope.

He’s more worried about ... guess who

 

 

 

 

 

 

And he's too stupid to realize that the team winning a bowl game and beating a power 5 program with a winning record was Texas...

How many power 5 wins over teams with winning records did Aggy have again? 

[sdm 892]

With every tweet his dick looks smaller & smaller.

[TommyGufano 6021]

Dontae Manning to Oregon. Wasn't SEC ready

[Radical Larry 28664]

[BigSwingingD 719]

1 minute ago, sdm said:

With every tweet his dick looks smaller & smaller.

You mean his/her sandy vagina? He's constantly on the burnt orange rag. Fuck that hypocritical fat piece of shit. He epitomizes aggy.

What he fails to recognize is what a joke he is. He is a loser douche...you know, aggy.

Hook'em 

[Butch Had Not 2995]

20 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Ngata wasn't an SEC caliber RB.  Not like Deondre Jackson and Devon Achane...

With some good luck, achane could qualify for Olympic trials,  be busy all summer with track. He finally shows up in the fall not ready to play.

Bet jimbo hasn't thought that far out.

[billfromlaketravis 11550]

So Evans punched Jon Kay right?... 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

37 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You’d think he’d be worried about that right now, but nope.

He’s more worried about ... guess who

 

 

 

 

 

 

Translation: "Come to A&M and be an Aggy.  We'll never be more successful than Texas, but we'll get prison raped by Bama and LSU every year, and Georgia too when we get forced to play them.  SEC! SEC! SEC!"

[Sejjr 3246]

Remind me how many conference titles aggy has played for since Billy started his idiotic website?

[Tex Pete 20555]

Haynes King with the dark visor so people can’t tell that he looks like a terminal St.Judes patient. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

3 hours ago, squeegeedegg said:

Antonio Johnson and Antonio Doyle looking like warm dogshit on the AA game practice videos

 

3 hours ago, MM42 said:

I keep seeing their names as top performers.  I don't watch the tape, just going off the reports from 247.  Not saying their analysts know a lot more than random fans, seriously.

[westexhorn 2020]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Haynes King with the dark visor so people can’t tell that he looks like a terminal St.Judes patient. 

No matter how many sacks he takes, you can't kill what's already dead.

[Okcool 786]

Haynes King with a 35 yard Hail Mary from midfield lmao. Now we know why Dumbo didn’t quit on Card till he finally told him to pound sand. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18598]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Ngata to AZ State

Quote

if he wanted to win championships/ a lot of games why on earth did he go to asu.

A&M: all time record - 749-486-48  .602 winning pct, 18 conference championships

ASU: all time record - 622-399-24 .607 winning pct, 17 conference championships

 

[Scholz 11971]

At least ASU has hot chicks

[texifornia 57192]

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

A&M: all time record - 749-486-48  .602 winning pct, 18 conference championships

ASU: all time record - 622-399-24 .607 winning pct, 17 conference championships

 

also, you know...

[Tex Pete 20555]

38 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Haynes King with a 35 yard Hail Mary from midfield lmao. Now we know why Dumbo didn’t quit on Card till he finally told him to pound sand. 

#1 QB in Texas, WHOOP!

[Elmer_Fudd 22332]

Haven't seen anything on North Carolina boards about Brewster leaving.

[Tex Pete 20555]

They may not feel compelled to respond to “shit made up on Texags.”

[Elmer_Fudd 22332]

OT Alex Leatherwood returning for Alabama for his last year.

[Little Steven 57]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

also, you know...

1111111

[ClubWhatever 12159]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

OT Alex Leatherwood returning for Alabama for his last year.

Makes it a higher quality loss

[Cairn Horn88 8287]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

also, you know...

Wood, to the 7th power.

[fattyflattie 4638]

I spent a half hour looking for that pic of all the homely girls watching a game, with the fitting descriptions of each.  You put that pic next to that one above, and it’s an instant representation of life not being fair. Good lesson. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Moorehead fired. That makes 3 out 4  SEC teams Aggy beat this year fired their coach. I’m shocked Muschamp wasn’t fired too. 

[EastTexan 662]

58 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Moorehead fired. That makes 3 out 4  SEC teams Aggy beat this year fired their coach. I’m shocked Muschamp wasn’t fired too. 

If you can't beat aggy, what else are you to do.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18598]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

I spent a half hour looking for that pic of all the homely girls watching a game, with the fitting descriptions of each.  You put that pic next to that one above, and it’s an instant representation of life not being fair. Good lesson. 

I gotchu fam.

[Dennis Taylor 18885]

Those average out to an ASU 6 and the difference is still staggering 

[Neonmoon 38130]

The rumor de jour is that Aggy OL Coach is looking for a new job and that he’s being pushed out by Jimbo.

Or maybe Tarp is just wishcasting 

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

The rumor de jour is that Aggy OL Coach is looking for a new job and that he’s being pushed out by Jimbo.

Or maybe Tarp is just wishcasting 

Didn’t he and Yurcich work together? Hope we wouldn’t think about replacing Hand with him, he seems pretty shitty

[texifornia 57192]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The rumor de jour is that Aggy OL Coach is looking for a new job and that he’s being pushed out by Jimbo.

Or maybe Tarp is just wishcasting 

Nothing says "everything is fine" like cycling through OL coaches! It's a pretty easy position to teach, and the differences between different styles/philosophies are very small.

[Schulz2.0 29020]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nothing says "everything is fine" like cycling through OL coaches! It's a pretty easy position to teach, and the differences between different styles/philosophies are very small.

Jimbo and his OL problems:

[TBGFL 397]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nothing says "everything is fine" like cycling through OL coaches! It's a pretty easy position to teach, and the differences between different styles/philosophies are very small.

It is it you don't work for Jimbo. He pushes his offensive line strategy on his OL coaches. Did the same thing to Rick Trickett at FSU.

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

24 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The rumor de jour is that Aggy OL Coach is looking for a new job and that he’s being pushed out by Jimbo.

Or maybe Tarp is just wishcasting 

This quote from Henson right after being hired by aggy is everything:

Henson confirmed the news on Friday afternoon with the Oklahoma State site of the 247Sports network.

"This is really tough for me," Henson said of leaving his alma mater. He added, though, "It is significantly more money," with A&M.

[texifornia 57192]

2 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

It is it you don't work for Jimbo. He pushes his offensive line strategy on his OL coaches. Did the same thing to Rick Trickett at FSU.

It was sarcasm, OL's usually where you put plus coaches and just hope they're ok recruiters

[cafe society 2878]

18 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hard. To. The. Paint. 
 

I guess when Karen said “paint” she meant the pool of jizz jimbo’s players train’d all over Candi’s tits. 

Jimbo "The Mailman" Fisher

[Dennis Taylor 18885]

22 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

It is it you don't work for Jimbo. He pushes his offensive line strategy on his OL coaches. Did the same thing to Rick Trickett at FSU.

[cafe society 2878]

19 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ngata to AZ State

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"Head scratcher" lulz

[RabidM 2668]

I hope that info's wrong. It would be great if they kept their OL coach at least another year... of course, it's Jimbo. Does it really matter who his OL coach is?

[HtownHorn 14793]

So in year 3, Jimbo will be on his 3rd TE coach, potentially his 3rd OL coach, and potentially his 3rd DT coach.