Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[SomeoneYouKnow 72]

So when will Looch talk about how Evans really should count towards A&Ms class ranking? Because that will be absolute peak Aggy

[Mdhorn 5974]

41 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Evans is a top 5 talent and nobody wants him. That takes some serious effort. 

 

Or why Georgia would let him out of his loi and allow him to go to another SEC school?  Granted they don't play and probably won't ever meet since aggy doesn't play for anything ever but still.  There's not any flags here at all I guess.  "....go on, take the money and run."  

[Fondren & Main 6726]

Evans to Blinndergarten confirmed!

[Tree Fidy 1174]

My dream is coming true. This is going to be glorious watching the internal rot.

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:

My dream is coming true. This is going to be glorious watching the internal rot.

It's going to be even more glorious when they don't take another running back this cycle and they're left with 1 or 2 scholarship running backs next year. 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Spoiler

Ryan Brauninger

6:23p 

Staff

I've spoken to a pair of sources in the know tonight about all the information circulating on North Shore RB Zach Evans. 

I'm confident in saying that Zach did indeed sign a letter of intent with Georgia. For whatever reason, it sounds like there will be a mutual parting of ways from that document. In speaking to a plugged in UGA source, I can also say the Bulldogs do not sound like they are expecting him to be a part of their class anymore. Like I said, it was relayed to me that both sides are looking for an avenue to part ways with that LOI. 

However, since Zach did sign, no school (including Texas A&M) can contact him until Evans is officially released from that paperwork by the University of Georgia. 

When/if that transpires in the next day or so (which I'm feeling now like it will), I believe Evans will once again be pursued by Jimbo Fisher and company, and the Aggies would still be keen on adding another RB of Zach's caliber to the class.

We'll continue to monitor the situation. Obviously, this whole thing is still pretty fluid. 

 

 

[Radical Larry 28649]

No way he gets through his time in that shit hole without punching Jimbo.

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

For whatever reason, a mutual parting of ways. Sure thing, braundo. 

[texifornia 57027]

They're stoked

Spoiler

 

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

For whatever reason, a mutual parting of ways. Sure thing, braundo. 

That's why Evans was begging on national TV for Georgia to accept his apology. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

He apologized to Georgia and they still said no thanks. He either isn’t going to qualify or some fun shenanigans 

What would be the best? Flirt with Aggy long enough so they don’t pursue another RB and then still spurn them again. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'm thinking Jacksonville State is in this kid's future. And then maybe Leavenworth.

[fattyflattie 4639]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm thinking Jacksonville State is in this kid's future. And then maybe Leavenworth.

Dude is going to ball out then bail to the league at first chance.  Cancers are cancers when they are behind depth chart (he’ll be their best back day 1) and when you lose (they play a 4a schedule next year).   He won’t be good enough to push them over Bama and LSU, but will be good enough to make sure they don’t drop the Ole miss, Arkansas, and State games, which are too often nail biters for them.  Was really hoping this kid went to UGA.   

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

19 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Dude is going to ball out then bail to the league at first chance.  Cancers are cancers when they are behind depth chart (he’ll be their best back day 1) and when you lose (they play a 4a schedule next year).   He won’t be good enough to push them over Bama and LSU, but will be good enough to make sure they don’t drop the Ole miss, Arkansas, and State games, which are too often nail biters for them.  Was really hoping this kid went to UGA.   

It's funny you think Evans is going to contribute at A&M. This kid can't make it a week without drama or getting in trouble. Do you think all these schools are just randomly rejecting a 5 star talent? 

Edited January 6, 2020 by Rickylovesweed

[fattyflattie 4639]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It's funny you think Evans is going to contribute at A&M. 

Funny like clown funny? Being a head case doesn’t diminish athletic ability.  

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Funny like clown funny? Being a head case doesn’t diminish athletic ability.  

Nobody is denying his talent. Talent doesn't mean anything if that player can't stay out of trouble and actually get on the field. Why do you think all these schools keep saying "no" to a 5 star recruit? 

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Nobody is denying his talent. Talent doesn't mean anything if that player can't stay out of trouble and actually get on the field. Why do you think all these schools keep saying "no" to a 5 star recruit? 

 

Most of the schools that did have talent like him stacked up and win on a consistent basis. Alabama, Clemson, and to a lesser extent UGA don’t need his services.  The tier below that isn’t telling him to fuck off.  There’s a reason aggy and LSU are fighting for him. POS running backs help you win games. AD and Mixon out front should have told you (and yeah I know he went there to win championships lol) Fuck OU. 

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Most of the schools that did have talent like him stacked up and win on a consistent basis. Alabama, Clemson, and to a lesser extent UGA don’t need his services.  The tier below that isn’t telling him to fuck off.  There’s a reason aggy and LSU are fighting for him. POS running backs help you win games. AD and Mixon out front should have told you (and yeah I know he went there to win championships lol) Fuck OU. 

Those schools win because they are usually willing to take talent no matter what. Schools like Alabama and Georgia will roll the dice with character issues more than most schools. 

What does that say about Evans? 

You also have no clue what other schools are telling Evans. 

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You also have no clue what other schools are telling Evans. 

And you do? 

[SydneyCarton 48112]

5 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Most of the schools that did have talent like him stacked up and win on a consistent basis. Alabama, Clemson, and to a lesser extent UGA don’t need his services.  The tier below that isn’t telling him to fuck off.  There’s a reason aggy and LSU are fighting for him. POS running backs help you win games. AD and Mixon out front should have told you (and yeah I know he went there to win championships lol) Fuck OU. 

It’s hilarious that you cite schools brimming with talent as having the luxury to turn him away, but then illustrate POS backs that make a difference that went to OU and had pretty talented supporting casts. Now name the last school winning a fuck ton of games and contending for championships against top competition with a garbage roster and a stud running back? You know, Texas with Donta Foreman but winning 11 games type teams. Please, I’ll wait, I’m genuinely curious. 
 

Evans might have success at aTm, but he isn’t single handedly winning them more than they’ve won to date and there’s a much greater chance the only thing he’s blowing up is their locker room. 

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

Just now, fattyflattie said:

And you do? 

Nope, I don't. I have no evidence of what the "tier below" schools are doing. I do have evidence of Alabama, Clemson and Georgia telling Evans to fuck off. 

Please cite your source for these "tier below" schools wanting Evans. 

[EZ$ 2105]

If anyone can handle a guy like Evans, it’s Jimbo. Look how great he handled Jameis!  Although Jameis didn’t have the red flags like Evans does coming out of HS. 

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s hilarious that you cite schools brimming with talent as having the luxury to turn him away,

This is also a hilarious take because schools like Alabama and Georgia rarely turn away 5 star talent. This should tell you how much of a fuck up Evans truly is. Alabama will take the bottom of the barrel bad if it helps them win. 

[Hank_Hill 18890]

2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

If anyone can handle a guy like Evans, it’s Jimbo. Look how great he handled Jameis!  Although Jameis didn’t have the red flags like Evans does coming out of HS. 

Yea the fact that they cited Jimbo "managing" Jameis to the point that he was a rapist shoplifter as a positive for Evans is really, really, something special.

[Kel Varnsen 8539]

If handle means turning a blind eye to felonies, then yes, Jimmy can handle Evans.

[Sejjr 3246]

Coming soon to Last Chance U?

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Evans is a top 5 talent and nobody wants him. That takes some serious effort. 

 

.....and just exactly what does aggy have to lose by signing him?   

[fattyflattie 4639]

30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Evans might have success at aTm, but he isn’t single handedly winning them more than they’ve won to date

That is quite literally exactly what I said.  He will help them put away games that they sometimes “aggy up” but won’t help them over the hump with the big boys. 
 

31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

there’s a much greater chance the only thing he’s blowing up is their locker room. 

That’s where we disagree. I think he definitely could (and is 10x more likely than someone like Bijan to) cause issues there and do dumb shit to get himself booted. I just think it’s less likely than him going off and having a decent career that gets him drafted. You feel differently. Don’t see what the issue  is. 
 

30 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Please cite your source for these "tier below" schools wanting Evans. 

I consider aggy and LSU in that category. Perroni has said as much in this very thread.  Whether you want to take that as a source, I don’t know. 
 

 

 

[Enchubben 5510]

Any chance this dipshit ends up at OU after losing McLellan? That might actually be worst case scenario because then we actually have to play the guy.  I thought I remembered them pushing the Adrian Peterson angle with him pretty hard early on and it could end up being a compromise selection.

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

4 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I consider aggy and LSU in that category. Perroni has said as much in this very thread.  Whether you want to take that as a source, I don’t know. 
 

 

 

There's no evidence LSU still wants Evans. Perroni even said "I have not confirmed that" in reference to LSU's interest. 

 

[Irieguy 1059]

9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

.....and just exactly what does aggy have to lose by signing him?   

Ask Andre Jones’ mother what impact Texas signing Robert Joseph had. 

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

12 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

.....and just exactly what does aggy have to lose by signing him?   

A lot. They have 1 scholarship running back on the roster. Do you think it's wise to sign an obvious attrition candidate at a position of need? 

This entire scenario is going to play out perfectly if they don't sign another RB this cycle or add a grad transfer because they think Evans solves their issues. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

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WHY MY PEEPEE SO HARD?!?!

This is the perfect post for someone with the handle "AggieDoc11"

Hopefully he's a chiropractor 

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

A lot. They have 1 scholarship running back on the roster. Do you think it's wise to sign an obvious attrition candidate at a position of need? 

This entire scenario is going to play out perfectly if they don't sign another RB this cycle or add a grad transfer because they think Evans solves their issues. 

We are talking about aggy, right?   What makes Jimbo think he can make Evans work for him, when Saban and Smart passed?

[SydneyCarton 48112]

14 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

That is quite literally exactly what I said.  He will help them put away games that they sometimes “aggy up” but won’t help them over the hump with the big boys. 
 

 

So youre wringing your hands and rubbing your pussy over a player that by your own admission does nothing to elevate the program from exactly where it has been and remains currently? And that’s ignoring the chance evans can blow up their locker room? Well, Ok. 

Satya sock confirmed guys!
 

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

A lot. They have 1 scholarship running back on the roster.

And 1.5 more in this incoming class already. Smith played decently in a RoJo roll in the bowl. The numbers are tight but pretty sure their not looking for another back unless it’s Evans caliber. Could be wrong about that but he’s the only one I’ve seen them discus. 

[texifornia 57027]

15 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Any chance this dipshit ends up at OU after losing McLellan? That might actually be worst case scenario because then we actually have to play the guy.  I thought I remembered them pushing the Adrian Peterson angle with him pretty hard early on and it could end up being a compromise selection.

Nah, they've shown no interest in rejoining that clownshow. Plus they have McGowan, who's not a bad back at all.

[fattyflattie 4639]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Satya sock confirmed guys!
 

Nope. You used this last time same gif last time. 

I just have a bit of Satya in me sometimes. But in this case I’m not rubbing my pussy. I just think he’ll be a positive for them, and since I’m pretty much fuck everything positive for them, I don’t like it. Wish he went to UGA to not win shit and potentially be a cancer. 

[Rickylovesweed 14507]

Just now, fattyflattie said:

And 1.5 more in this incoming class already. Smith played decently in a RoJo roll in the bowl. The numbers are tight but pretty sure their not looking for another back unless it’s Evans caliber. Could be wrong about that but he’s the only one I’ve seen them discus. 

Achane will end up at WR. Deondre Jackson is a low 3 star. They moved Smith to RB out of necessity for the bowl game. 

If A&M isn't looking for another RB, Jimbo is a complete fucking idiot. They're a run first offense. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

This thing reeks of double dealing and basically fraud on Evans part, but since its all under the table no ones going to say shit. 

Despite his qualification status, for a place like UGA fucking over a booster who paid for him and potentially getting the sleepy eye of the NCAA turned toward their ATM services is about the only thing that would make them dump him so publicly after his "apology" imho.

[SydneyCarton 48112]

14 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Nope. You used this last time same gif last time. 

I just have a bit of Satya in me sometimes. But in this case I’m not rubbing my pussy. I just think he’ll be a positive for them, and since I’m pretty much fuck everything positive for them, I don’t like it. Wish he went to UGA to not win shit and potentially be a cancer. 

That gif is my thing, sir. I’m sorry that you apparently are a multiple recipient, but that’s on you. I don’t actually keep a spreadsheet of all satya’s socks because I don’t actually give a shit. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

26 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

This is the perfect post for someone with the handle "AggieDoc11"

Hopefully he's a chiropractor 

Sadly, he's a pediatrician.

[tejas60 3533]

4 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Sadly, he's a pediatrician.

think of the children!

[Burt Macklin 19038]

Really impressive how fastidiously fattyflattie is shitting all over this thread. 

[fattyflattie 4639]

7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Really impressive how fastidiously fattyflattie is shitting all over this thread. 

Yeah. Really out there on a limb not wanting tremendously talented athletes to go to one of our main recruiting rivals.  Instead I guess I’ll join the rest of y’all and just cross my fingers real hard and assume that since he’s a shithead in highschool he’ll demo their entire program. 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Probably going to be an entertaining few months on Evans that I am so glad that we don't have to give a shit about. 

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Assuming the aggies get Shepard and Evans, all they need is for Brooks to transfer from LSU and that should start the Apocalypse.  

[Fondren & Main 6726]

18 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Yeah. Really out there on a limb not wanting tremendously talented athletes to go to one of our main recruiting rivals.  Instead I guess I’ll join the rest of y’all and just cross my fingers real hard and assume that since he’s a shithead in highschool he’ll demo their entire program. 

You’re doing this wrong, partner.  This should be you:

 

Not this:

[Fondren & Main 6726]

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Assuming the aggies get Shepard and Evans, all they need is for Brooks to transfer from LSU and that should start the Apocalypse.  

[fattyflattie 4639]

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

You’re doing this wrong, partner.  This should be you:

 

Not this:

Not mad bro. Just tired of those fuckers lucking into decent players.    This may or may not be another example, guess we will wait and see.  I’d rather them have nothing but 3*s and lose every game in perpetuity until they just shut down the entire thing and fuck sheep for fun. I am looking forward to KKL walking back all that shit she talked last few weeks, tho.   Back to my hole, apologies to the contributors for shitting up the board.