Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Katfid54 8,635]

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"full release" is what I used to get at the asian massage joint.

Username finally comes to fruition.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I would just absolutely love it if Brewster were to tell some aggy 9.95er that the reason he's staying at UNC is that there's a Waffle House on Franklin Street.

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"full release" is what I used to get at the asian massage joint.

I’m sure you’ll get them again soon, Mr. Kraft. 

[Dbeasy 15,075]

Since we're all getting into fights today:
Dude, you're the most annoying retweet bot in the universe.  We don't need you incessantly copying shit from one thread to another.  Everyone here reads and posts in multiple threads.

I find it helpful.

[Beau Vine 54,314]

Texags playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers:

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Heismenberg

7:09p

 

AG

 

I saw that you can't sign more than one LOI in a year. Well, technically it's a new year in 2020 and he signed in 2019. Or is it you can't sign more than one LOI in an academic year?

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,267]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Texags playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers:

 

True Mensa 

[Updawg 2,279]

Texags playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers:

Heismenberg 7:09p   AG   I saw that you can't sign more than one LOI in a year. Well, technically it's a new year in 2020 and he signed in 2019. Or is it you can't sign more than one LOI in an academic year?

 
That's the type of shit $75 million gets you.

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Texags playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers:

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

12 minutes ago, Updawg said:

 
That's the type of shit $75 million gets you.

More like that's the type of shit that costs you $75 million.

[Quasimofo 406]

Looks like they're hedging on Evans - this kid is coming in for a visit: https://247sports.com/Player/Darvon-Hubbard-46047275/
 

Now I've got that song stuck in my head.
"Drink a cheeseburger, eat a six pack..."

[ClubWhatever 12,153]

19 hours ago, TBGFL said:

Tarp is posting that the Brewster situation is "not over with".....

Is it over with now?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,456]

Aggy didn't lose Brewster for a second time, they just ran out of TE corches. 

[Vertigo 20,298]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Aggy didn't lose Brewster for a second time, they just ran out of TE corches. 

aggy will forever be a bargaining chip for Brewster now. 

[PHLaggie 110]

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

aggy will forever be a bargaining chip for Brewster now. 

 

got punked by brewster. such is life for us Aggies.

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

Since we're all getting into fights today:
Dude, you're the most annoying retweet bot in the universe.  We don't need you incessantly copying shit from one thread to another.  Everyone here reads and posts in multiple threads.

I may be in the minority but I don’t post/read on any other sports related thread than a few recruiting ones.

So I appreciate useful retweets.

[Katfid54 8,635]

14 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

 

I find it helpful.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

I may be in the minority but I don’t post/read on any other sports related thread than a few recruiting ones.

So I appreciate useful retweets.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,456]

46 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

aggy will forever be a bargaining chip for Brewster now. 

I fully expect them to toss the rumour that Brewster wants to come back every year 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

You know, I joked about Waffle House earlier, but the truth is, UNC coaches frequent Ye Olde Waffle Shoppe, which is just a few doors down, is a mom-and-pop cafe, and has elite academic cooties all over it. Definitely not an aggy kind of place. Brewster is no scholar, but it still seems absurd to me that even money would tempt him back to Lit Station.

Edited January 8, 2020 by Walden Ponderer

[markstanco 12,586]

Did Brewster get more money to go to unc?

[Luka Skywalker 152]

19 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Since we're all getting into fights today:

Dude, you're the most annoying retweet bot in the universe.  We don't need you incessantly copying shit from one thread to another.  Everyone here reads and posts in multiple threads.

Except it is relevant to both threads.

[texifornia 57,032]

Just now, Luka Skywalker said:

Except it is relevant to both threads.

Putting it in the Texas 2020 thread (why?) and the 9.95er thread ("because it will drive clicks") on top of the two actually relevant threads was a lot, I gotta say.

[Sejjr 3,246]

Brewster is a fucking savage. He will tease aggy forever to keep getting paid. 

[Bevo14 8,355]

37 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Brewster is a fucking savage. He will tease aggy forever to keep getting paid. 

You can never go back once the hill is lit

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,456]

Brewster knows he can milk those rubes. He's seen the stupid up close. 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

it's funny seeing SEC fans use the phrase "academic year"

I imagine it in the Eric Cartman "student ath-a-letes" voice

[Getafix 28,685]

 

 

[texifornia 57,032]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Wait he's declaring for the fucking draft? Debione "CB that can't outrun a Segway" Renfro.

Maybe his grades are really bad?

[Dennis Taylor 18,847]

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Brewster knows he can milk those rubes. He's seen the stupid up close. 

It's the coaching equivalent of selling maroon dog turds. 

Or having a premium message board 

[Newy25 7,703]

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

He's declaring himself directly to undrafted free agent. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Maybe his grades are really bad?

It's not so much the actual grade as it is the aggy logo on the report card.

[Getafix 28,685]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wait he's declaring for the fucking draft? Debione "CB that can't outrun a Segway" Renfro.

Maybe his grades are really bad?

Not according to "Dead Money", sir! He's got some TOOLS!

 

Dead Money
Posted on 9 mins, V I P, User Since 64 months ago, User Post Count: 5,619
I think it's a bad decision but obviously half the board will be ecstatic. He does have the tools to be a good player at the next level.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

He started for 3 years. That tells you what they have at CB

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

Not according to "Dead Money", sir! He's got some TOOLS!

 

Dead Money
Posted on 9 mins, V I P, User Since 64 months ago, User Post Count: 5,619
I think it's a bad decision but obviously half the board will be ecstatic. He does have the tools to be a good player at the next level.

I definitely think "wrench" when I think of Renfro.

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Texags playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers:

 

My question is why do they care? Now that he's released he can sign financial documents and enroll wherever he pleases. Nobody needs a LOI.

[HtownHorn 14,755]

I think renfro got confused between the "N" and "X" key when he typed that up. Granted they are on the same row on the keyboard.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

7 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

My question is why do they care? Now that he's released he can sign financial documents and enroll wherever he pleases. Nobody needs a LOI. do any of the dingbat shit they do?

More realistic question.

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

More realistic question.

The DSM-V can't define what their mental condition is and neither can the best psychiatrists in the country. How the fuck should I know? Aggy gonna aggy is the best I can come up with.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,305]

Who do they have at CB next year?  Oliver graduated.  They aren't going to stop Bo Nix and those 3 good WR's next year.

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

And now Kendrick Rogers to the NFL draft. 

 

Edited January 8, 2020 by Lobwedgephil

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,456]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who do they have at CB next year?  Oliver graduated.  They aren't going to stop Bo Nix and those 3 good WR's next year.

That's where you're wrong. 2020 is their year, just ask them. 

[texifornia 57,032]

Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

And now Kendrick Rogers to the NFL draft. 

I know they needed attrition, but they're starting to lose flesh as well as fat. Woof.

[Kel Varnsen 8,540]

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

It’s ok, ainias smith who they super slow played and only took after many misses is now good enough to play wr, rb, cb, and return kicks. Trust in jimbos evals. 
 

I guess jaylon Jones will be a cb after all. He might be their best option. 

Edited January 8, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

Now really, can you blame these guys for getting out of CS as soon as they can?  

[ClubWhatever 12,153]

When does Mond declare?

[TRing2019 3]

Rogers and Renfro are both terrible.  They won't be drafted, and aggy won't miss them either.

Edited January 8, 2020 by TRing2019

[texasstrong12 4,668]

6 minutes ago, TRing2019 said:

Rogers and Renfro are both terrible.  They won't be drafted, and aggy won't miss them either.

I don't think Rogers is terrible. He's about as physically gifted as they come at his size. Their WR coach is a shit developer and their system doesn't maximize WRs. In our system Rogers would have been a 800 to 1K yard receiver. 

Edited January 8, 2020 by texasstrong12

[Noah Fence 480]

46 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It's not so much the actual grade as it is the aggy logo on the report card.

Don't forget the SEC logo.

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

3 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I don't think Rogers is terrible. He's about as physically gifted as they come at his size. Their WR coach is a shit developer and their system doesn't maximize WRs. 

Yeah I think he gets drafted. 

[TRing2019 3]

Rogers can't separate at all.  From anyone.  Ever.  So slow and lumbering.  He's a red zone threat, that is it. 

Somebody might take a flyer on him late but he'll never do anything in the NFL.  

Renfro has no shot to even be drafted.

Edited January 8, 2020 by TRing2019