Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[rvm96 1643]

3 hours ago, sdm said:

There are rules you know.

[randygilman 643]

Never wanting to fall too far behind their SEC West competitors, A&M might get caught handing out cash to players on the field after they win their sprint game 

[IDIOTsavant 8508]

8 hours ago, randygilman said:

Never wanting to fall too far behind their SEC West competitors, A&M might get caught handing out cash to players on the field after they win their sprint game 

Have you seen their OL and DBs? No way in hell they win a sprint game.

[SHOOTER12 8840]

19 hours ago, markstanco said:

You have a sister? 

Yep, South Austins mom...

[texifornia 57204]

The man himself with a calm, measured and readable take on the Acho business

[Viper 12112]

50 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yep, South Austins mom...

[Neonmoon 38130]

Zach Evans update

Edited January 16, 2020 by Neonmoon

[The Dog 44176]

GO KIFFIN GET HIM

[Fud 9559]

So instead of enrolling early, he's going to take OVs

[Neonmoon 38130]

I still think Aggy lands him. They are pot comitted. 

[C-Man 27293]

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

GO KIFFIN GET HIM

Would be hilarious if he winds up at Ole Miss

[texifornia 57204]

Cash cash money

[Bill Lumbergh 7187]

So instead of enrolling early, he's going to take OVs

And yet if they get him after he takes those OVs, the story spun will be that his heart was really always with Jimbo.

 

That's just the power of the bond that Jimbo builds with the special people in his life.

 

They may run around behind his back. In fact, they might do that so much that you begin to believe they're desperate to be with anyone but him. But in the end, that Jimbo bond just keeps them coming back.

 

[texifornia 57204]

And the meltdown

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[Fud 9559]

Don't forget that he can't even sign a LOI. So if he commits somewhere, he'll take the semester off from school and "train" in Houston, and then whoever he commits too will be holding their breath that he actually enrolls and shows up when the summer grads show up, or if he doesn't show up then, when the late qualifiers show up in August 

[texifornia 57204]

Spoiler

 

[texifornia 57204]

"There is no reason to go to Florida or Ole Miss over A&M" ahahahahahahaa

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[Schulz2.0 29031]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

And the meltdown

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[The Dog 44176]

Don't forget that he can't even sign a LOI. So if he commits somewhere, he'll take the semester off from school and "train" in Houston, and then whoever he commits too will be holding their breath that he actually enrolls and shows up when the summer grads show up, or if he doesn't show up then, when the late qualifiers show up in August 

That’s what post-dated checks are for!

[Bill Lumbergh 7187]

"There is no reason to go to Florida or Ole Miss over A&M" ahahahahahahaa
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Yeah. Jimbo's going to cut him loose, show him the consequences of his actions.

You know who does that? Schools with actual options. Schools like Georgia.

You know who comes running for the scraps when Georgia punishes guys like Evans for bad be behavior?...

[Focht Up 631]

I thought if Jimbo pushes for players, they respond.  He goes hard in the paint after all.

[texifornia 57204]

Mas y mas

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[Beau Vine 54496]

6 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Have you seen their OL and DBs? No way in hell they win a sprint game.

They might beat Leon.

[texifornia 57204]

https://twitter.com/coachsantucci?lang=en

[golfclap 6903]

Wonder if Santucci's gonna move to CBs or if this means Peveto has quit, fired, or died.  

[texifornia 57204]

9 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Wonder if Santucci's gonna move to CBs or if this means Peveto has quit, fired, or died.  

Peveto's unhealthy or fired or honestly no one gives a shit

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[Neonmoon 38130]

"I don't expect many coaching staff changes" - Billy Luicci

[Mikey4 2476]

The Evans recruitment is such a clusterfuck. I'm so glad we got Bijan. He doesn't bring baggage/drama, is genuinely excited to play here, and by all accounts is a great human being.

[Fud 9559]

First Joe John, and now Bradly Dale. Is Billy Jim next? 

[Pato del Muerto 52688]

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

"I don't expect many coaching staff changes" - Billy Luicci

I hope people call him out on that bullshit. He obviously had no clue but tried to pass off the most likely as knowledge. 

[HtownHorn 14812]

Of course Karen wants aggy to move on from Evans, she's been ever so consistent on her thoughts on this recruitment. I'm sure that's what she advised the brother when he reached out to her just last week.

[HtownHorn 14812]

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Peveto's unhealthy or fired or honestly no one gives a shit

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Just wait until Rhules rapes them on the DT coach. Price and Elko are going to be the only original defensive coaches left now, and Elko has probably been looking for a HC job every day.

[Scholz 11980]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Just wait until Rhules rapes them on the DT coach. Price and Elko are going to be the only original defensive coaches left now, and Elko has probably been looking for a HC job every day.

[TBGFL 397]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

"There is no reason to go to Florida or Ole Miss over A&M" ahahahahahahaa

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Aside from the fact that a UF degree is worth more than an Aggy degree?

[Pato del Muerto 52688]

I’d like to hear their differentiators between aggy and ole miss. My guess is they’d say jimbo and academics and I guffaw at the idea that either are better. 

[SydneyCarton 48256]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’d like to hear their differentiators between aggy and ole miss. My guess is they’d say jimbo and academics and I guffaw at the idea that either are better. 

How about the real differentiator? Ole Miss is teeming with top shelf ass, just beautiful women for days. And aTm has male cheerleaders. 

[Dennis Taylor 18900]

52 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

"I don't expect many coaching staff changes" - Billy Luicci

"I knew about it but couldn't say at the time, it was the classy thing to do, insert self-aggrandizing lie here  yada yada...clear upgrade for Jimbo"

- Looch, soon

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

"There is no reason to go to Florida or Ole Miss over A&M" ahahahahahahaa

Well, it's true, if you happen to be a hircine homosexual (not that there is anything wrong with that).

[UTPhil2006 3825]

So she talked to his brother yesterday

Now today she wants him to pound sand?

[texifornia 57204]

It's all the brother's fault, not poor, angelic Zach

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[Dennis Taylor 18900]

23 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So she talked to his brother yesterday

Now today she wants him to pound sand?

Maybe sand is her pet name for...ahh..nevermind

[SydneyCarton 48256]

Ignoring the fact that GA told him to pound sand after he begged on national tv for them to his LOI. But yeah, the brother made him not sign. The begging was just a clever part of their plan even though all GA had to do was let him come to school. 

[texasstrong12 4668]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

"There is no reason to go to Florida or Ole Miss over A&M" ahahahahahahaa

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This definitely looks like Evans is trying to get another paycheck. 

[RomaVicta 30050]

"Jimbo should move on."

At this point, it's pathetic no matter what he does.

If he actually moves on, everybody but Aggies will know he is actually not as good a recruiter as they claimed and he's just out of the hunt.

If he stays in, it still looks pathetic if Evans can only go to A&M, but at least it's pathetic with a potentially really good running back.

If he stays in and Evans goes somewhere else, they'll claim he'd moved on, anyway or say that they finished second ahead of LSU, Georgia, Alabama, tu, and Clemson. 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52688]

So the company line is that the Georgia bulldogs weren’t willing to pay?  And he signed anyway?  And they just cut him loose to let his brother wet his beak some more?  

[SydneyCarton 48256]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So the company line is that the Georgia bulldogs weren’t willing to pay?  And he signed anyway?  And they just cut him loose to let his brother wet his beak some more?  

No. Georgia paid. But he kept asking for money from other schools after he signed and sent in his LOI. Georgia said fuck that, ate the money, and cut him loose anyway because she’s that much of a head case. Now he’s back on the market seeing to get the money he wanted before He sent Georgia his LOI. 
 

the aggy company line? Who knows. 

[Fondren & Main 6754]

He’s going to Ole Miss.

[Beau Vine 54496]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Maybe sand is her pet name for...ahh..nevermind

And when there was no crawdad, we ate... ahh.. nevermind.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

He’s going to Ole Miss.

If there is a God in... well, maybe not Heaven. Where is Loki, these days?

 

Anyway, yeah, that'd be awesome.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Aggy hired Wake Forest LB Coach Tyler Santucci to replace Peveto. Apparently Peveto has health concerns or just doesn’t like Fisher.