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9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That wind direction changes quickly in the BCS, doesn't it?

Yes, and since Collie Station is a chicken town, all that Chicken Fecal Matter blowin' in the wind is hypothesized to be a big contributor to the aggys mental retardation, according to new research.

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Maybe aggy should focus on beating Power 5 teams with a winning record. The only Power 5 team they beat last season that had a winning record was Okie Light with a part time starter and without their best receiver.

Posted
1 minute ago, HeyMcFly said:

they are about to get evans as well?

They don't have room for him. He'd have to grayshirt, and that isn't happening. 

Posted
14 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

What happened to Mowry? Did he end up not qualifying, he's not on 247's list?

he's on campus, and i predict he's starting by mid-year. 

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Did this for Texas and OU, so decided to do the aggy list as well.  

aggy rolling 3 class compilation 2018/2019/2020 ::

QB 
Foster
Calzada
King

RB 
Spiller
Smith
Hubbard
Jackson
Crownover


WR 
Chapman
Wright
Brown
Jackson
Lane
Muhammad
Price
Demas

TE 
Beal
Cupp
Wydermeyer
Smith

OL
Blanton (medical?) 
Jenkins
Matthews
Clement
Green
Robinson
Trainor
Morris
Bankhead
Jefferson
Ogunbiyi
Chibuzo

ATH
Achane

DL
Brown
Wright
Martin
Wilson
Leal
Hunter
Jones
Orebo
Diggs
Raikes
Harris
Jackson
Walker

LB
White
Brown
Lee
Russell
Doyle
Cooper
Phillips

DB
O'Neal
Williams
Richardson
Young
Blades
Jones
Johnson
Moten
George

K/P 
Small
Davis
Constantinou

Gone/Retired/Portal : 
Preston
Moore
Corbin
Jackson
Parker
Sternberger
Strong
Johnson
Diallo
Prince


Unknown ::
Mowry??

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Posted
Just now, Neonmoon said:

Their DL and TE groups are really good. WR too

The rest of the groups makes me giggle. Especially OL and RB

And those are just the 2 groups you need to run Jimbo's ancient offense.

Posted
3 minutes ago, texaslong said:

And those are just the 2 groups you need to run Jimbo's ancient offense.

It’s a retro offense. Very hip and trendy. 

Posted
21 hours ago, texifornia said:

They're still crying about the bomc. Karic blows their mind.

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Offers from Bama, LSU, fOSU, aggy 

One is not like the others......

aggy:  yuh, fOSU ain't in the dadgum SECwest toughest division in the toughest conference in the toughest sport in the toughest world in the toughest universe.  

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39 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

It’s a retro offense. Very hip and trendy. 

Yes, and at the same time a post-modern offense.  The SEC West will never know what hit them when the Aggy juggernaut takes the field next year.  

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On 2/6/2020 at 12:39 PM, B00M said:

"Collins is a nice prospect but it's a big red flag he did absolutely nothing in the all star game"

 

Did they see their "#1 in TX" QB in the "all star" game? 3/12 for 48 yards. Is it a big red flag that his senior season featured a massive drop off from his junior year? 

Their QB was just exhausted from Looch blowing him non-stop.

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Posted
6 hours ago, Deej said:

Their QB was just exhausted from Looch blowing him non-stop.

Between the slight frame, weak arm, tendency to scramble, and middle-aged hairline, I bet they think they've got the next Manziel. Now he just needs a mugshot.

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Why does it seem every aggy is an insurance salesman.
Let's say, hypothetically, that you graduated from a college where graduates prefer to do business with other graduates over all considerations.

Let's say you also graduated from a college where graduates prefer only to hire other graduates, regardless of actual qualifications.

Last, let's say many of the jobs being filled by these under qualified hires happened to involve a fair amount of risk, such that their inevitable fuck ups might create some meaningful liabilities.

Assuming those three circumstances are true, is there really a better line of work to be in?

Cletus wants to hire Billy bc he's a damn good ag, but he also seems like a moron who's likely to fuck up the job and maybe hurt some folks in the process, so he'd better get some insurance...if only there was another good ag looking to sell him some...
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1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Let's say, hypothetically, that you graduated from a college where graduates prefer to do business with other graduates over all considerations.

Let's say you also graduated from a college where graduates prefer only to hire other graduates, regardless of actual qualifications.

Last, let's say many of the jobs being filled by these under qualified hires happened to involve a fair amount of risk, such that their inevitable fuck ups might create some meaningful liabilities.

Assuming those three circumstances are true, is there really a better line of work to be in?

Cletus wants to hire Billy bc he's a damn good ag, but he also seems like a moron who's likely to fuck up the job and maybe hurt some folks in the process, so he'd better get some insurance...if only there was another good ag looking to sell him some...

Stupid sip.  aggy doesn't need to buy insurance, they have heaps of it.  They have so much that half of aggy sell it day in and day out and they never run low at all.   

Now the other half of aggy are the real smart ones.  They don't buy insurance, leave that for the stupid sips.   Oil comes out of the ground and you can store it in barrels.   Chickens shit out eggs and you can eat them both.  Insurance?  That's like bottled air, it's not real at all.  Unfortunately they didn't make high enough grades to join the greatest ponzi sales force in the SECw.  

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9 minutes ago, texaslong said:

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I so enjoy this because there was absolutely no need for it. He was a solid bluechip, big recruiting win over Bama, just a nice W for aggy all around. 

And they still had to little brother it up with "the whorn media is DISRESPECTFUL he is THE BEST RECRUIT EVAR" nonsense.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I so enjoy this because there was absolutely no need for it. He was a solid bluechip, big recruiting win over Bama, just a nice W for aggy all around. 

And they still had to little brother it up with "the whorn media is DISRESPECTFUL he is THE BEST RECRUIT EVAR" nonsense.

I honestly don't see any Texas or Austin media ever trashing aggy and their program. That's really all I see from aggy when discussing Texas sports. They are the perpetrator who acts like a victim. 

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23 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Is McKinley Jackson better than that last "5 star" DT Daylon Mack?  Weren't they also claiming that Max Wright was special and underrated?  Lucci never changes.  

Mack and Wright were both really good in high school. Mack turned out to be lazy and Wright's been injured, but they definitely were talented.

No idea about Jackson, but he had real interest from programs that know how to evaluate.

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20 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Outstanding. That is straight out of the Ministry of Information playbook. 
 

Was King even second in state in any rankings? He looked like absolute shit as a senior. 

Posted
20 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

The most important criteria in the TexAgs rankings is that they must be committed to A&M. 

Nailed it.


So basically, “He’s #1 in our hearts”.   Never change Billy, you fat regarded bastard. 

Posted
2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

From one of the replies by Texags...
"We have several analysts who cover games every weekend, every recruiting event, watch film..."

Anyone else confident that daddy98 is being used as an "analyst" here?

Not to shit on the joke, but daddy98 is a 247 poster, fwiw 

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Weird...it's almost if the top guys all have something in common. And most of the other texas guys are near the bottom. 

Jaylon Jones S 0.99070 5 Cibolo Texas
Demond Demas WR 0.98900 5 Tomball Texas
Donell Harris DE 0.97480 4 Miami  Florida
McKinnley Jackson DT 0.97110 4 Lucedale Mississippi
Antonio Johnson S 0.96510 4 East Saint Louis Illinois
Antonio Doyle ILB 0.96180 4 Saint Louis Missouri
Chris Morris OG 0.94860 4 West Memphis Arkansas
Haynes King QB 0.93980 4 Longview Texas
Devon Achane APB 0.93740 4 Missouri City Texas
Fadil Diggs DE 0.93250 4 Camden New Jersey
Mushin Muhammad III WR 0.93080 4 Charlotte North Carolina
Edgerrin Cooper OLB 0.93010 4 Covington Lousiana
Akinola Ogunbiyi OG 0.91430 4 Kemper Texas
Brian George CB 0.90000 4 Highland Kansas
Joshuah Moten CB 0.89100 4 Ft. Washington  Maryland
Isaiah Raikes DT 0.88740 4 Richland  New Jersey
Dallas Walker DT 0.87950 3 Smyrna Tennessee
Darvon Hubbard RB 0.87500 3 Surprise Arizona
Devin Price WR 0.87430 3 College Station Texas
Blake Smith TE 0.87210 3 Southlake Texas
Josh Bankhead OG 0.87090 3 Woodlands Texas
Smart Chibuzo OG 0.86960 3 Missouri City Texas
Deondre Jackson RB 0.85930 3 Stone Mountain Georgia
Kenneth Phillips III OLB 0.84860 3 Richmond Texas
Earnest Crownover RB 0.84040 3 Kilgore Texas
Jordan Jefferson OC 0.83860 3 Navasota Texas
Posted
14 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Is McKinley Jackson better than that last "5 star" DT Daylon Mack?  Weren't they also claiming that Max Wright was special and underrated?  Lucci never changes.  

They compared Max Wright to JJ Watt regularly 

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Posted
42 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Weird...it's almost if the top guys all have something in common. And most of the other texas guys are near the bottom. 

Jaylon Jones S 0.99070 5 Cibolo Texas
Demond Demas WR 0.98900 5 Tomball Texas
Donell Harris DE 0.97480 4 Miami  Florida
McKinnley Jackson DT 0.97110 4 Lucedale Mississippi
Antonio Johnson S 0.96510 4 East Saint Louis Illinois
Antonio Doyle ILB 0.96180 4 Saint Louis Missouri
Chris Morris OG 0.94860 4 West Memphis Arkansas
Haynes King QB 0.93980 4 Longview Texas
Devon Achane APB 0.93740 4 Missouri City Texas
Fadil Diggs DE 0.93250 4 Camden New Jersey
Mushin Muhammad III WR 0.93080 4 Charlotte North Carolina
Edgerrin Cooper OLB 0.93010 4 Covington Lousiana
Akinola Ogunbiyi OG 0.91430 4 Kemper Texas
Brian George CB 0.90000 4 Highland Kansas
Joshuah Moten CB 0.89100 4 Ft. Washington  Maryland
Isaiah Raikes DT 0.88740 4 Richland  New Jersey
Dallas Walker DT 0.87950 3 Smyrna Tennessee
Darvon Hubbard RB 0.87500 3 Surprise Arizona
Devin Price WR 0.87430 3 College Station Texas
Blake Smith TE 0.87210 3 Southlake Texas
Josh Bankhead OG 0.87090 3 Woodlands Texas
Smart Chibuzo OG 0.86960 3 Missouri City Texas
Deondre Jackson RB 0.85930 3 Stone Mountain Georgia
Kenneth Phillips III OLB 0.84860 3 Richmond Texas
Earnest Crownover RB 0.84040 3 Kilgore Texas
Jordan Jefferson OC 0.83860 3 Navasota Texas

It's like it takes no effort or analysis for them to make their top 44 list.  But they are honest.  it's in their code or something.

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Mack and Wright were both really good in high school. Mack turned out to be lazy and Wright's been injured, but they definitely were talented.
No idea about Jackson, but he had real interest from programs that know how to evaluate.

Max Wright was the dude with the atrocious power clean technique right? If so I’m shocked that he is injured.
Posted
3 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Max Wright was the dude with the atrocious power clean technique right? If so I’m shocked that he is injured.

Yes, that's him. He's basically been injured perpetually since HS. 

Posted
17 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Max Wright was the dude with the atrocious power clean technique right? If so I’m shocked that he is injured.

Yeah I was in pain just watching that video.

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Lot's of knee issues (both?) iirc.  

Yeah, I think he's had like 3 knee surgeries already? i definitely think he's had one on each knee, and I honestly thought it was twice on one of them. But definitely don't quote me on that. 

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