Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[NoName 16364]

15 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This kid's bio is the most offensive thing on that entire site.  Someone from Houston being a Rangers AND Texans fan?  He decided to split his loyalty between Houston and Dallas, and RANGERS/TEXANS was the compromise he arrived at?  How the fuck does that even happen?

George Kopf

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George is a sophomore sport management major and journalism minor who joined TexAgs in the spring of 2020. A native of Houston, George is also a second generation Aggie and has been exposed to Aggieland most of his life. When he is not watching ESPN or rooting on his Houston Texans and Texas Rangers, George enjoys playing board games, spending time with friends, and visiting new stadiums. After graduating, he hopes to attend graduate school to help his career goal of becoming a sport broadcaster or sport writer.

my guess: has some family from the Metroplex and grew up watching Rangers but family/parents/Dad hates the Cowboys because of Jerry Jones firing Tom Landry so they latched onto the Texans once they were an option...actually know a pretty decent number of folks whose fandom looks weird because of Jerry Jones

[SydneyCarton 48129]

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

my guess: has some family from the Metroplex and grew up watching Rangers but family/parents/Dad hates the Cowboys because of Jerry Jones firing Tom Landry so they latched onto the Texans once they were an option...actually know a pretty decent number of folks whose fandom looks weird because of Jerry Jones

My guess is he's a repressed socially awkward dumbfuck. 

[bizzle 1153]

17 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think you need to re-assess your vision of Liucci, my man. You're underestimating his desire to jock chase a bunch of teenagers in hopes of finding his next best buddy Johnny Manziel. Because lets not forget that dude was partying with a HS sophomore when he was pushing 40 the first time around. Skipping his job responsibilities to find the next teenager he can party with is a priority to a little bitch like Liucci. 

In related news, holy shit look at this crack staff of fucking goobers.

 Hunter Goodwin is one of the most Ag looking Ags I've ever seen. Naturally he studied Agricultural Economics. A bonfire would bounce harmlessly off his fucking dome. 

the rest of the staff seems like morons, but every single guy on this board would love a beer with hunter. played a decade in the nfl, has built a successful company, and is fun as hell to talk football with. not sure how he puts up with the rest of that crew.

[SydneyCarton 48129]

2 minutes ago, bizzle said:

the rest of the staff seems like morons, but every single guy on this board would love a beer with hunter. played a decade in the nfl, has built a successful company, and is fun as hell to talk football with. not sure how he puts up with the rest of that crew.

I imagine he puts up with the crew easily because of the following possibilities:

1.) You're wrong about him, and he is Aggy to his core
2.)

3.) Both

[Hank_Hill 18891]

4 minutes ago, bizzle said:

but every single guy on this board would love a beer with hunter. 

I don't date dudes. NTTAWWT

[Sejjr 3246]

I'd love to play some board games with Hunter. That'd be a real hoot.

[Deej 76856]

On 2/18/2020 at 4:28 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

This kid's bio is the most offensive thing on that entire site.  Someone from Houston being a Rangers AND Texans fan?  He decided to split his loyalty between Houston and Dallas, and RANGERS/TEXANS was the compromise he arrived at?  How the fuck does that even happen?

George Kopf

Intern

 

George is a sophomore sport management major and journalism minor who joined TexAgs in the spring of 2020. A native of Houston, George is also a second generation Aggie and has been exposed to Aggieland most of his life. When he is not watching ESPN or rooting on his Houston Texans and Texas Rangers, George enjoys playing board games, spending time with friends, and visiting new stadiums. After graduating, he hopes to attend graduate school to help his career goal of becoming a sport broadcaster or sport writer.

 

[Beau Vine 54300]

my guess: has some family from the Metroplex and grew up watching Rangers but family/parents/Dad hates the Cowboys because of Jerry Jones firing Tom Landry so they latched onto the Texans once they were an option...actually know a pretty decent number of folks whose fandom looks weird because of Jerry Jones

It says he's a native of Houston.

[Tree Fidy 1174]

[Getafix 28685]

It's all about national recruiting, now.

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Edited February 23, 2020 by Getafix
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[Neonmoon 38129]

There are only so many mercenaries in Texas.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

 

FarmersOnlyWillingToButtFuck.com

[PHLaggie 110]

any news on the running back coach hire? does any RB corch actually want to work for Jimbo?

[closetojumping 62763]

1 hour ago, PHLaggie said:

any news on the running back coach hire? does any RB corch actually want to work for Jimbo?

What did I miss that led to you getting so much neg rep recently?

[PHLaggie 110]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What did I miss that led to you getting so much neg rep recently?

i made a mistake of dropping by in the politics forum earlier today. i blame myself.

 

[IDIOTsavant 8499]

19 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:

i made a mistake of dropping by in the politics forum earlier today. i blame myself.

 

[Scholz 11948]

30 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:

i made a mistake of dropping by in the politics forum earlier today. i blame myself.

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[Beau Vine 54300]

1 hour ago, PHLaggie said:

i made a mistake of dropping by in the politics forum earlier today. i blame myself.

 

You made quite the impression:

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PHLaggie is one of those tweed-jacket-with-an-elbow-patch trolls. On the surface, you see an even keeled, well-informed, rational academic type. Hell, with the costume on, he almost fools you into thinking he might actually be intelligent. Until, of course, you consider that once that jacket comes off, he's not much more than a flat earther.

Ignored.

 

[closetojumping 62763]

2 hours ago, PHLaggie said:

i made a mistake of dropping by in the politics forum earlier today. i blame myself.

 

Well, this ain't the politics board. Pos rep and I don't care what your politics are. Just stick with the semi-objective aggie thoughts and avoid that shithole of a board and you might be alright. 

[PHLaggie 110]

Just got back from an awesome 3-course prix-fixe dinner at a chef-driven spot.  And what I see here, but awesome support. Thanks, you guys!

I'll know better going fwd.

If any of you happen to be visiting Philly and I'm free, happy to buy you a drink.

 

Edited February 25, 2020 by PHLaggie

[fattyflattie 4639]

Tossed you as much rep as I could Phillyaggy.  You have to be careful on that board; I’ve been in your shoes.   But fuck politics, we are watching the coaster go up in real-time. More than 1 thread on Texags page 1 mentioning an 11-1 ‘20 season is auto bid to playoffs.  

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

On 2/19/2020 at 2:21 AM, Sejjr said:

who among us hasn’t called the boys up for a quick round of Chutes and Ladders on a Wednesday night?

that just sounds vaguely homoerotic in the context of Aggies

[C-Man 27236]

On 2/18/2020 at 4:28 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

This kid's bio is the most offensive thing on that entire site.  Someone from Houston being a Rangers AND Texans fan?  He decided to split his loyalty between Houston and Dallas, and RANGERS/TEXANS was the compromise he arrived at?  How the fuck does that even happen?

George Kopf

Intern

 

George is a sophomore sport management major and journalism minor who joined TexAgs in the spring of 2020. A native of Houston, George is also a second generation Aggie and has been exposed to Aggieland most of his life. When he is not watching ESPN or rooting on his Houston Texans and Texas Rangers, George enjoys playing board games, spending time with friends, and visiting new stadiums. After graduating, he hopes to attend graduate school to help his career goal of becoming a sport broadcaster or sport writer.

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sport broadcster or sport writer

And you don't need to go to graduate school to become a sport writer or sport broadcaster. What a waste of time and money.

[Fondren & Main 6726]

On 2/24/2020 at 7:54 PM, PHLaggie said:

Just got back from an awesome 3-course prix-fixe dinner at a chef-driven spot.  And what I see here, but awesome support. Thanks, you guys!

I'll know better going fwd.

If any of you happen to be visiting Philly and I'm free, happy to buy you a drink.

 

Everyone that posts routinely in there is a complete cunt.

[Sgt Hulk 13812]

On 2/24/2020 at 12:35 PM, PHLaggie said:

i made a mistake of dropping by in the politics forum earlier today. i blame myself.

 

Hope you learned a value lesson of never visiting that Bernies sanders circle jerking douchebag section fuck of the biggest wastes in internet history.  I should beg you for being from philly  but actually being from Philly is neg enough lol 

[RomaVicta 29946]

18 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Everyone that posts routinely in there is a complete cunt.

Those bastards should come over here to escape vitriol, pettiness, and name-calling! Who brought the Earl Grey today? I'm famished for a lovely scone with my Quaker friends here.

[texifornia 57031]

King looking like a kid in his dad's recliner. Mond with some strong quarantine hair.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

King looking like a kid in his dad's recliner. Mond with some strong quarantine hair.

I don’t think King has ever looked like a kid, at least not a healthy one.

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

Lol dickey with the stadium background. 
 

and calzone’s middle name is Austin. Not gonna like that. 

Edited April 15, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[texifornia 57031]

Are their asses still chapped about Bru? You fucking know it.

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[texifornia 57031]

B   O   M   C

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[texifornia 57031]

247 is in the tank for the damn whorns

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Edited May 1, 2020 by texifornia

[Scholz 11948]

Such whiny bitch asses haha

[rvm96 1643]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

247 is in the tank for damn whorns

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For their 2021 commits 3 out of 5 recruits are rated higher on 247 than the composite. 

[ChemicalHorn 360]

It’s hilarious that they’re bitching about this as it relates to Bru when they went down the exact same way - LOI at different school, then enrolled somewhere else.

Also why are these dorks still so frothy about Bru? We totally ended up being the butt of that joke, they should be delighted by the way his saga happened.

[texifornia 57031]

1 minute ago, ChemicalHorn said:

It’s hilarious that they’re bitching about this as it relates to Bru when they went down the exact same way - LOI at different school, then enrolled somewhere else.

Also why are these dorks still so frothy about Bru? We totally ended up being the butt of that joke, they should be delighted by the way his saga happened.

Because we have the W over them in that recruiting class forever and ever. And that matters to them, hence why Looch always says "#3 recruiting class" for that year even though they were #4.

[texifornia 57031]

Point/Counterpoint in the peanut gallery

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[Goodman 3273]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Point/Counterpoint in the peanut gallery

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[Dennis Taylor 18846]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Point/Counterpoint in the peanut gallery

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[blacklab 11941]

Those are some salty bitches

 

[IDIOTsavant 8499]

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

Those are some salty bitches

 

Flop sweat will do that.

[Scholz 11948]

Eight straight decades of failure will do that

[stork642 4498]

13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Eight straight decades of failure will do that

I guess you haven’t seen their wall or Jimbo’s plaque.  

Edited May 2, 2020 by stork642

[Johnny Sack 8397]

[TheBryMan81 2515]

8 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Just 3 more years and this will be entirely accurate.

[texifornia 57031]

Crowing that their #1 RB target that they spent all of last year recruiting is going to TCU

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[SwanderedTalent 5761]

why would anyone go back and change the 2019 rankings now? 

if A&M's entire team died in a plane crash or a giant log collapse of some kind, would people need to go back and drop them out of the 2019 rankings entirely?

[Bevo14 8355]

On 5/1/2020 at 9:49 PM, stork642 said:

I guess you haven’t seen their wall or Jimbo’s plaque.  

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[LTtxfan 49312]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Crowing that their #1 RB target that they spent all of last year recruiting is going to TCU

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LOL Aggys... 🤘

 

Edited May 11, 2020 by LTtxfan

[Scholz 11948]

aggys are fucking losers. Hoping for us to fail is all they’ll ever have. And since they’re also cowards, they’ll have to pray for someone else to beat us.