Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Deej 76755]

So the elite recruit they thought they had wrapped up goes to the BDF, but that's OK. I wonder what color Trans Am he showed up at TCU driving?

[Mdhorn 5947]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

aggys are fucking losers. Hoping for us to fail is all they’ll ever have. And since they’re also cowards, they’ll have to pray for someone else to beat us.

And I'm good with this, along with scoreboard.  

Edited May 12, 2020 by Mdhorn

[SydneyCarton 48063]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

aggys are fucking losers. Hoping for us to fail is all they’ll ever have. And since they’re also cowards, they’ll have to pray for someone else to beat us.

Really, really would watch a reality TV show based on you and your wife navigating life in Texas. The dynamic must be fascinating. 

[Deej 76755]

21 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

And I'm good with this, along with scoreboard.  

They'll cherry pick the dates to claim they have scoreboard. 

[Scholz 11938]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Really, really would watch a reality TV show based on you and your wife navigating life in Texas. The dynamic must be fascinating. 

She’s a 2%er

[tejas60 3532]

you sure? have you witnessed her behavior while in a gaggle of aggy?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

3 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

gaggle of aggy

Gaggie™

[SydneyCarton 48063]

I just want to see her reaction on camera when some red ass yokel does something dumb like gathering in a groups and whooping howdy at one another. I imagine Scholz just going off in a borderline Tourette’s rant, completely unhinged to himself. “Every one of those dumb motherfuckers are too stupid to fucking live. For God’s sake they worship a fucking COLLIE. A dog. And a shitty dog at that! Not even a good dog like a retriever or lab. Fucking dumb motherfuckers shouldn’t be allowed to breed!!” Then the camera pans awkwardly to Mrs. Scholz while she stares at her hands sadly, eyes downcast. Then the theme to Curb Your Enthusiasm plays.  

Edited May 12, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[Thiefery 4995]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I just want to see her reaction on camera when some red ass yokel does something dumb like gathering in a groups and whooping howdy at one another. I imagine Scholz just going off in a borderline Tourette’s rant, completely unhinged to himself. “Every one of those dumb motherfuckers are too stupid to fucking live. For God’s sake they worship a fucking COLLIE. A dog. And a shitty dog at that! Not even a good dog like a retriever or lab. Fucking dumb motherfuckers shouldn’t be allowed to breed!!” Then the camera pans awkwardly to Mrs. Scholz while she stares at her hands sadly, eyes downcast. Then the theme to Curb Your Enthusiasm plays.  

[Scholz 11938]

When the aggys lose a football game, she says “oh well” and is over it in 3 seconds. She’s much more mature than I am. 

[Thiefery 4995]

14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

When the aggys lose a football game, she says “oh well” and is over it in 3 seconds. She’s much more mature than I am. 

It's because she's use to it

[Gut Wagon 8065]

16 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

LOL Aggys... 🤘

 

It really is pathetic. If we ever ended up playing them again and beating them by 30, one of them would proudly compile a list of SEC "brethren" who'd beaten them by 31 or more.

 

[crash_davis 23101]

if we play them, half their team won't care because they're not from texas.

[UDontKnow 10441]

4 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Gaggiey™

Fixed it for ya.

[HtownHorn 14670]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

if we play them, half their team won't care because they're not from texas.

This is problem with most of their games where they don't have an overwhelming talent advantage. None of those OOS kids are there because they want to play for aggy. They are there because they were paid to be there. It's why, Jimbo will never have consistent 10 win success and is just milking aggy for every penny of the $75M.

[crash_davis 23101]

He doesn't have the drive or to put in the work to recruit, he's gettin paid no matter. This is why he's going with the path of least resistance and signing a shit load of hitmen. It's minimal effort and he gets high star players to keep the stupid fanbase happy. He's basically thinking that he has 10 years of doing as little as possible and maybe, just maybe he'll get lucky that enough hitmen produce to actually compete for one magical year.

Edited May 12, 2020 by crash_davis

[Burt Macklin 19020]

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

He doesn't have the drive or to put in the work to recruit, he's gettin paid no matter. This is why he's going with the path of least resistance and signing a shit load of hitmen. It's minimal effort and he gets high star players to keep the stupid fanbase happy. He's basically thinking that he has 10 years of doing as little as possible and maybe, just maybe he'll get lucky that enough hitmen produce to actually compete for one magical year.

Yep. A&M paid $75 million guaranteed to late era Mack. 

Edited May 12, 2020 by Burt Macklin

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Fixed it for ya.

You’re all wrong. It’s a jarful. A jarful of aggy

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

He doesn't have the drive or to put in the work to recruit, he's gettin paid no matter. This is why he's going with the path of least resistance and signing a shit load of hitmen. It's minimal effort and he gets high star players to keep the stupid fanbase happy. He's basically thinking that he has 10 years of doing as little as possible and maybe, just maybe he'll get lucky that enough hitmen produce to actually compete for one magical year.

He’s also bleeding them dry with the recruit payments. How long can boosters afford to buy all these new englanders, especially with oil as low as it is and will be?  

[Scholz 11938]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s also bleeding them dry with the recruit payments. How long can boosters afford to buy all these new englanders, especially with oil as low as it is and will be?  

John Sharp’s Hurricane Harvey pockets are deep

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

Lulz @golfclap Tarp has an article talking about Erik Young transitioning from CB to S.  Everyone saw this coming except aggy.

[golfclap 6903]

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz @golfclap Tarp has an article talking about Erik Young transitioning from CB to S.  Everyone saw this coming except aggy.

[SydneyCarton 48063]

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz @golfclap Tarp has an article talking about Erik Young transitioning from CB to S.  Everyone saw this coming except aggy.

 

7 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Good news guys, it's just a pro-active move so they can keep Jaylon Jones at corner!

[Bevo14 8303]

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz @golfclap Tarp has an article talking about Erik Young transitioning from CB to S.  Everyone saw this coming except aggy.

[golfclap 6903]

Also, how long until Brian Williams hits the portal? He's not going to play in front of Richardson and I would imagine Young and Antonio Johnson both slide in front of him in pretty short order. Carper is still there and of course Leon. 

haha, I just remembered O'Neal pulled his name out of the portal. hahahahahha

 

[Burt Macklin 19020]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

 

Good news guys, it's just a pro-active move so they can keep Jaylon Jones at corner!

I wonder how many safeties they can recruit as corners but then switch to safety a year later before recruits start catching on? Then again, these are recruits that could’ve gone almost anywhere in the country but chose aggy, so they’re not exactly playing with a full deck of cards to begin with. 

[gernblansten 3196]

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

haha, I just remembered O'Neal pulled his name out of the portal. hahahahahha

 

[SydneyCarton 48063]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I wonder how many safeties they can recruit as corners but then switch to safety a year later before recruits start catching on? Then again, these are recruits that could’ve gone almost anywhere in the country but chose aggy, so they’re not exactly playing with a full deck of cards to begin with. 

In a race between your scenario and how long before middling SEC schools figure out how to exploit their zero corners on their roster, I'm not sure which one happens first. Hopefully Leach and Lane make some noise in that department as early as this season. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

Who are they rolling out at CB this year?  Myles Jones and Blades?  Jones is average and Blades can't stay healthy.  Who is next in line?  I know they signed a JUCO, but he hasn't even arrived on campus yet?  Jaylon Jones?   Who is the NB?

That doesn't sound promising considering the Mississippi schools and little Briles at Arky are going to throw it around a lot more than those schools have previously.

Edited May 21, 2020 by Elmer_Fudd

[Burt Macklin 19020]

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Also, how long until Brian Williams hits the portal? He's not going to play in front of Richardson and I would imagine Young and Antonio Johnson both slide in front of him in pretty short order. Carper is still there and of course Leon. 

haha, I just remembered O'Neal pulled his name out of the portal. hahahahahha

 

Leon: Hey, Incarnate Word! How y’all doin? How’d you like to have the best safety in the country come play for your school?

IW: sounds awesome! Who you got in mind?

Leon: uh, me.

IW: ohhhhh, right. Cool cool cool. What was your 40 time again?

Leon: ......

IW: well, hey man. Gotta go, but we’ll definitely keep you in mind in the future. 

Leon: *Rapidly dials Jimbo’s number* Hey, Jimbo I’ve been thinking a lot about it and I’ve decided I’m gonna stay at A&M. Once an aggy, always an aggy, right? 

Jimbo: Uh, you sure about that, son? I think you should take some time to really think it over. You seemed pretty unhappy this year when you ran off the field early like a little bitch.

Leon: Ah Jimbo, you funny! Speaking of little bitches, When we gonna play some more pool volleyball? Anyways, You know I love it here, and I’m staying. See you at practice k bye. 

[Getafix 28567]

 

 

 

[golfclap 6903]

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I wonder how many safeties they can recruit as corners but then switch to safety a year later before recruits start catching on? Then again, these are recruits that could’ve gone almost anywhere in the country but chose aggy, so they’re not exactly playing with a full deck of cards to begin with. 

CB -> S  || DE -> DT 

Honestly there's ALWAYS going to be those kids that think they are a CB or DE and aggy will continue to get those kids. And they will continue to lose a year or more of development playing out of position. 

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who are they rolling out at CB this year?  Myles Jones and Blades?  Jones is average and Blades can't stay healthy.  Who is next in line?  I know they signed a JUCO, but he hasn't even arrived on campus yet?  Jaylon Jones?   Who is the NB?

Brian George, this year's JUCO, and Blades are the expected duo, I think. Of course Blades was pretty fucking pedestrian (to worse last season) so counting not only on him but also on George is ... interesting. NB is Clifford BYGOD Chattman. WHOOP. THIS is the year that he shows out, or Erick Young simply plays NB while Carper/Johnson/O'Neal shake out at FS. 

[SydneyCarton 48063]

6 minutes ago, golfclap said:

CB -> S  || DE -> DT 

Honestly there's ALWAYS going to be those kids that think they are a CB or DE and aggy will continue to get those kids. And they will continue to lose a year or more of development playing out of position. 

Brian George, this year's JUCO, and Blades are the expected duo, I think. Of course Blades was pretty fucking pedestrian (to worse last season) so counting not only on him but also on George is ... interesting. NB is Clifford BYGOD Chattman. WHOOP. THIS is the year that he shows out, or Erick Young simply plays NB while Carper/Johnson/O'Neal shake out at FS. 

I’d just like to remind everyone here that Clifford Chatman is currently kid  the s at 6-5. That was pushing absurd as a CB. It’s going to be LOL at NB, if golfclap is correct. 
 

maybe they can take Malcolm Epps in a transfer and play him at corner next. 

[Fud 9552]

A&M's run defense should take a big step back, which means their corners should be more exposed 

[Neonmoon 38129]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

A&M's run defense should take a big step back, which means their corners should be more exposed 

Not saying you’re wrong, but why? Madibuke leaving?

Peevy and Leal will be good 

[Goodman 3273]

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz @golfclap Tarp has an article talking about Erik Young transitioning from CB to S.  Everyone saw this coming except aggy.

Maybe pops fell for the banana in the tailpipe. Mo is gone and jimbo will say anything he has to say to get a yes.

 

[LTtxfan 49144]

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who are they rolling out at CB this year?  Myles Jones and Blades?  Jones is average and Blades can't stay healthy.  Who is next in line?  I know they signed a JUCO, but he hasn't even arrived on campus yet?  Jaylon Jones?   Who is the NB?  That doesn't sound promising considering the Mississippi schools and little Briles at Arky are going to throw it around a lot more than those schools have previously.

Holy shit would it be hilarious if both Leach and Baby Briles beat aggy this year!!

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz @golfclap Tarp has an article talking about Erik Young transitioning from CB to S.  Everyone saw this coming except aggy.

Great line from that article:

In addition, while a 4.64 time in the forty would have placed even greater demand on his physicality and technique at the cornerback spot, Young may well be one of the faster safeties in the program.

[HtownHorn 14670]

Isn't Travon Fuller still around?

Fuller, Blades, and Jones are seniors. George is a JUCO, then you go all the way down to incoming freshmen Moten and Jones(safety).

At NB they have Chattman, Morris, and Young was there as well, but I guess he's moving to S.

[Fud 9552]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Not saying you’re wrong, but why? Madibuke leaving?

Peevy and Leal will be good 

Marmaduke leaving. He was their one difference maker last year, and one of the two or three best defensive linemen against the run in the country

[golfclap 6903]

So Demas is a badass but they may want to temper the FR Heisman enthusiasm. It’s not just that he hasn’t played football in a year— It looks like hasn’t worked out in a year and maybe hasn’t eaten during the pandemic. 
 

 

 

 

[Fud 9552]

10 hours ago, golfclap said:

So Demas is a badass but they may want to temper the FR Heisman enthusiasm. It’s not just that he hasn’t played football in a year— It looks like hasn’t worked out in a year and maybe hasn’t eaten during the pandemic. 
 

 

 

 

He's more raw than Jalen Preston, who can't even see the field, coming out of high school 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

11 hours ago, golfclap said:

So Demas is a badass but they may want to temper the FR Heisman enthusiasm. It’s not just that he hasn’t played football in a year— It looks like hasn’t worked out in a year and maybe hasn’t eaten during the pandemic. 
 

Thats a damn shame.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10229]

11 hours ago, golfclap said:

So Demas is a badass but they may want to temper the FR Heisman enthusiasm. It’s not just that he hasn’t played football in a year— It looks like hasn’t worked out in a year and maybe hasn’t eaten during the pandemic. 
 

 

 

 

Problem is Mond is going to be throwing him the ball. If he can make Mond look good, I'd give him a Heisman too. Reality is he going to be facing guys in college that are as tall and athletic as he is with a QB that is known for holding the ball too long and overthrowing short routes and under throwing deep routes. I foresee 1 and done transfer portal to go where there is a veteran QB in year 2.

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

He's more raw than Jalen Preston, who can't even see the field, coming out of high school 

I mean...he's a little better than Jalen Preston. Come on. 

I'm sure Jimbo will figure out a way to stunt his career though

[BornOrange 1441]

6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Problem is Mond is going to be throwing him the ball. If he can make Mond look good, I'd give him a Heisman too. Reality is he going to be facing guys in college that are as tall and athletic as he is with a QB that is known for holding the ball too long and overthrowing short routes and under throwing deep routes. I foresee 1 and done transfer portal to go where there is a veteran QB in year 2.

Remember, Mond is a senior. Senior QB's at aggy tend not to finish the season as the starting QB, so Demas will have plenty of time to build rapport with the committee of QB's that will replace Mond after he is benched for ineffectiveness or injury.

In Year 2 Stowers the Savior will be coming in to bring aggy nation to The Promised Land, so of course Demas will stick around for that.

Year 3 is when Demas will enter the portal.

[texifornia 56868]

Sheesh, he's a really really good player. He might not live up to aggy hopes and dreams year one but he's probably not portaling year 2 either. Y'all just wishcasting in the opposite direction. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

37 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Problem is Mond is going to be throwing him the ball. If he can make Mond look good, I'd give him a Heisman too. Reality is he going to be facing guys in college that are as tall and athletic as he is with a QB that is known for holding the ball too long and overthrowing short routes and under throwing deep routes. I foresee 1 and done transfer portal to go where there is a veteran QB in year 2.

Probably not.  Demas is going to be able to 'out-athlete' just about anyone on the field.  The question is can he hold up (he looks like he weighs about 150 right now).

[fattyflattie 4639]

He'll be there 3 years and gone.  Like Mond, and some of their other high end players, he'll likely be able to torch the shitty teams they play, and the Bama's and LSU's will make him less impressive. 

[SydneyCarton 48063]

12 hours ago, golfclap said:

So Demas is a badass but they may want to temper the FR Heisman enthusiasm. It’s not just that he hasn’t played football in a year— It looks like hasn’t worked out in a year and maybe hasn’t eaten during the pandemic. 
 

 

 

 

are people here really claiming Demas will be running up against similar athletes defensively in college? Someone please post the extensive list of 6’3” and 6’4” cornerbacks with elite measurables and athleticism that are littering the rosters of college football teams. I’ll wait. 

unless dude is a mental flake or lazy, he should end up a very good college player. Probably a very very good one.