Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

Their big weekend I think is right before the dead period. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3691]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Their big weekend I think is right before the dead period. 

Dead period starts Monday soooo

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

Just now, Bodacious Bevo said:

Dead period starts Monday soooo

I thought it started in July. 

Oops. 

[El Compadre 774]

1 hour ago, Sabalo said:

Has to be Demas.

Pretty sure it's Demas with his particular choice of headwear https://images.app.goo.gl/2i9zmtxfHcd87UxK7

[lemonandaturd 4289]

So have 6 Figs, D Figs and Daddy98 commented on the success of the Heat Wave "sausage fest"?   Those clowns are shitting in their drawers because Herman is courting studs like Bijan, Wilson, and Collins, while they are hoping Fadil Diggs does not flip to Pedo State.  Herman is raiding Dallas and East Texas while aggy is holding their dicks watching Bama, LSU and their SEC West competitors raid Houston.  aggy has a sliver in Houston now that will soon be taken by LSU and Bama.  North Shore holla!  Great weekend!

Edited June 23, 2019 by lemonandaturd

[billfromlaketravis 11835]

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So have 6 Figs, D Figs and Daddy98 commented on the success of the Heat Wave "sausage fest"?   Those clowns are shitting in their drawers because Herman is courting studs like Bijan, Wilson, and Collins, while they are hoping Fadil Diggs does not flip to Pedo State.  Herman is raiding Dallas and East Texas while aggy is holding their dicks watching Bama, LSU and their SEC West competitors raid Houston.  aggy has a sliver in Houston now that will soon be taken by LSU and Bama.  North Shore holla!  Great weekend!

Good post, but in all fairness, Aggy has NEVER recruited North Shore well.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Good post, but in all fairness, Aggy has NEVER recruited North Shore well.

Yes, but when Bama starts stealing all their Katy and Cypress locks then they will be on suicide watch.  

[texifornia 59023]

10 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So have 6 Figs, D Figs and Daddy98 commented on the success of the Heat Wave "sausage fest"?   Those clowns are shitting in their drawers because Herman is courting studs like Bijan, Wilson, and Collins, while they are hoping Fadil Diggs does not flip to Pedo State.  Herman is raiding Dallas and East Texas while aggy is holding their dicks watching Bama, LSU and their SEC West competitors raid Houston.  aggy has a sliver in Houston now that will soon be taken by LSU and Bama.  North Shore holla!  Great weekend!

6 figs is completly vanished. Most likely due to court order.

We'll hopefully get Bijan and live in the glow of getting a high-charcter 5-fucking-star RB

[billfromlaketravis 11835]

11 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Yes, but when Bama starts stealing all their Katy and Cypress locks then they will be on suicide watch.  

Cypress is their Thermopylae. If they can't CFISD they are f***ed. 

With that said, come on down Mr. Broughton. 

Edited June 23, 2019 by billfromlaketravis

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

Who needs cy fair when you have New Jersey and eastern Pennsylvania 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Who needs cy fair when you have New Jersey and eastern Pennsylvania 

And every "Chief special" in Tennessee without a Tennessee offer.  Any new Elko specials without a Rutgers/Boston College offer?

[Elmer_Fudd 23023]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

And every "Chief special" in Tennessee without a Tennessee offer.  Any new Elko specials without a Rutgers/Boston College offer?

Has to be a few more 340 lb. Guards they take for this class right?

[lemonandaturd 4289]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Has to be a few more 340 lb. Guards they take for this class right?

As long as they measure at least 5'10".  

[markstanco 12804]

6 figs is completly vanished. Most likely due to court order.

Its super obvious he has been told to pipe down, be it a court order or from whoever is his daddy 7 or 8 months ago. He has gone silent. Nothing but RTs and Astros posts.

[SimkinsMan 4555]

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

 

Its super obvious he has been told to pipe down, be it a court order or from whoever is his daddy 7 or 8 months ago. He has gone silent. Nothing but RTs and Astros posts.
 

 

Whist in the business.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

 

Its super obvious he has been told to pipe down, be it a court order or from whoever is his daddy 7 or 8 months ago. He has gone silent. Nothing but RTs and Astros posts.
 

 

I can't really tell who he is on SEC rant.  DFigs is for sure over there.  

[markstanco 12804]

I can't really tell who he is on SEC rant.  DFigs is for sure over there.  

Is he there? I kinda doubt he would go through that hell. Aggy gets made fun of hard there. The are continually ridiculed on that site.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I can't really tell who he is on SEC rant.  DFigs is for sure over there.  

Is he there? I kinda doubt he would go through that hell. Aggy gets made fun of hard there. They are continually ridiculed on that site.

Yes, but they are not always smart enough to realize it.

[markstanco 12804]

Disagree. They absolutely know they are getting made fun of. But they keep coming back because they want to fit in.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I can't really tell who he is on SEC rant.  DFigs is for sure over there.  

Is he there? I kinda doubt he would go through that hell. Aggy gets made fun of hard there. The are continually ridiculed on that site.

I thought he was named TexAgs7, but then quit posting.  

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

27 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Disagree. They absolutely know they are getting made fun of. But they keep coming back because they want to fit in.

Loathing and ridicule is better than obliviousness. The former by definition acknowledges the existence of something. 

They are Chester to alabama’s Spike:

A nuisance that must be tolerated and sometimes smacked down. 

Edited June 23, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 206]

You have proof? Some of our posters liked him yeah. But if Jimbo didn’t land him its cause we have someone hire on the board.

— JimBourbon (@SpuAgGang) June 22, 2019

 

Girl, we couldn't get much hire,

Come on baby, light my figher...

 

[golfclap 6903]

wasn't sure where to post this but here's your current MaroonGoons. the difference in the S&C between our programs is remarkable - as is the clear difference in frame/body type. 

 

L to R: Grimes, K Green, C Green, asst, Robinson, McCollum, Anderson, walk-on, Diesch, walk-on, Hocker, Prater, Blanton, Coach Henson, Matthews, Moore, Clement, Trainor, walk-on Spann, walk-on, Jenkins, Reed

[texaslong 678]

5 minutes ago, golfclap said:

wasn't sure where to post this but here's your current MaroonGoons. the difference in the S&C between our programs is remarkable - as is the clear difference in frame/body type. 

 

L to R: Grimes, K Green, C Green, asst, Robinson, McCollum, Anderson, walk-on, Diesch, walk-on, Hocker, Prater, Blanton, Coach Henson, Matthews, Moore, Clement, Trainor, walk-on Spann, walk-on, Jenkins, Reed

You have to have the extra weight to handle the brutality of the SEC grind. 

[Stinkpalm 697]

You obviously screwed up in posting the right picture. Instead of posting the picture of the football players, you posted some random pic of their goober fanbase 

[Victor Lazlo 1814]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

6 figs is completly vanished. Most likely due to court order.

[rvm96 1643]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

wasn't sure where to post this but here's your current MaroonGoons. the difference in the S&C between our programs is remarkable - as is the clear difference in frame/body type. 

 

L to R: Grimes, K Green, C Green, asst, Robinson, McCollum, Anderson, walk-on, Diesch, walk-on, Hocker, Prater, Blanton, Coach Henson, Matthews, Moore, Clement, Trainor, walk-on Spann, walk-on, Jenkins, Reed

It could just be me but does it look like Kenyon has put on some bad weight?

[EZ$ 2128]

6 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

You obviously screwed up in posting the right picture. Instead of posting the picture of the football players, you posted some random pic of their goober fanbase 

There was a time not too long ago, our OL looked like that...

[golfclap 6903]

6 hours ago, rvm96 said:

It could just be me but does it look like Kenyon has put on some bad weight?

Yeah. He definitely has added some significant weight, and it all looks like ButterWeight. 

Just using he and Javonne as examples, the contrast is stark. 

Taking fat bodies is only going to exacerbate the issue. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

8 hours ago, golfclap said:

wasn't sure where to post this but here's your current MaroonGoons. the difference in the S&C between our programs is remarkable - as is the clear difference in frame/body type. 

 

L to R: Grimes, K Green, C Green, asst, Robinson, McCollum, Anderson, walk-on, Diesch, walk-on, Hocker, Prater, Blanton, Coach Henson, Matthews, Moore, Clement, Trainor, walk-on Spann, walk-on, Jenkins, Reed

Looks like a group of beer drinkers preparing to build a bonfire.

[UDontKnow 10572]

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

Looks like a group of beer drinkers preparing to build a bonfire.

Let's hope they don't decide to play Jenga after it has been built.

[Burt Macklin 19230]

27 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Yeah. He definitely has added some significant weight, and it all looks like ButterWeight. 

Just using he and Javonne as examples, the contrast is stark. 

Taking fat bodies is only going to exacerbate the issue. 

Reed and Clement look like shit too. Clement especially is just plain short and fat. Doesn’t look like a D1 athlete at all.

[blacklab 12066]

and that guy in the green shirt on the left? He really looks out of shape. Doubt he could play more than 1-2 plays without having to come out and rest

[Chopper 17432]

They're not short! The grass is just really tall! /aggy

[HenryJames 67423]

They’re not slow either. The sips just watered the field.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

If any of those guys live past 60, it'll be a minor miracle. I haven't seen that much fat since I visited a butter factory.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

9 hours ago, golfclap said:

wasn't sure where to post this but here's your current MaroonGoons. the difference in the S&C between our programs is remarkable - as is the clear difference in frame/body type. 

 

L to R: Grimes, K Green, C Green, asst, Robinson, McCollum, Anderson, walk-on, Diesch, walk-on, Hocker, Prater, Blanton, Coach Henson, Matthews, Moore, Clement, Trainor, walk-on Spann, walk-on, Jenkins, Reed

lotta white boys for a football team. especially for a school with standards like aggy

[Redneck Mutha 8195]

18 minutes ago, Chopper said:

They're not short! The grass is just really tall! /aggy

That's cause it's SECred grass that can't be walked on or mowed, it's dedicated to the millions of Fightin Texum Aggies who saved your sorry sip ass from speaking German after they bombed Pearl Harbor!  

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 206]

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

and that guy in the green shirt on the left? He really looks out of shape. Doubt he could play more than 1-2 plays without having to come out and rest

Pretty sure that's Meemaw.

Edited June 23, 2019 by Hizzaz Mahdoud

[GRHorn 105]

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

and that guy in the green shirt on the left? He really looks out of shape. Doubt he could play more than 1-2 plays without having to come out and rest

It’s like they pulled someone walking by from environmental services to include in the pic

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Chips O'Toole 1442]

Reel. Recruiting.

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

That’s a nice fish that jimbo is awkwardly holding in front of the recruit. 

[TexasMan 11460]

I listened to texaggy radio the other day. Not going to give a full review, but Looch at one point addressed the out of state recruiting. Said Texas talent is having a down year, and that these great OOS croots come to the great state of Texas, Collie State, and Kyle Field, and they never have seen such greatness. So it's all fine because Jimbo knows it takes recruiting nationally to win championships.

The room started getting dizzy for me with all the spin.

[happyhookem 224]

Bitchdonestolemyfish.jpg

[markstanco 12804]

I listened to texaggy radio the other day. Not going to give a full review, but Looch at one point addressed the out of state recruiting. Said Texas talent is having a down year, and that these great OOS croots come to the great state of Texas, Collie State, and Kyle Field, and they never have seen such greatness. So it's all fine because Jimbo knows it takes recruiting nationally to win championships.
The room started getting dizzy for me with all the spin.

When does he come on? I will have to try and remember to listen one day.

[Machinator 32103]

[TexasMan 11460]

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I listened to texaggy radio the other day. Not going to give a full review, but Looch at one point addressed the out of state recruiting. Said Texas talent is having a down year, and that these great OOS croots come to the great state of Texas, Collie State, and Kyle Field, and they never have seen such greatness. So it's all fine because Jimbo knows it takes recruiting nationally to win championships.
The room started getting dizzy for me with all the spin.

When does he come on? I will have to try and remember to listen one day.

Monday’s and Friday’s at 10 am. I podcast them though. 

[Redneck Mutha 8195]

47 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Reel recruitin'....  SEC!

[Not a Sock 2366]

40 minutes ago, Machinator said:

You will get neither Evans or Ngata and Evans will go to Bama where he will run for 180 yards and 3 TDs at Kyle field and your 3 star mercenary Jimbo recruits before NSD 2 will go run for 30 yards and 0 TDs where bama beats you by 21 points on your way to yet another 8-4 season.